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Cain doesn't need the juice if he's at sea level

>Just like everyone else at aka
Are you telling me fatass DC was on the juice? kek

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So when Cain goes to AEW you think he'll cut a promo referencing Brock?

Based Cain shoots hate gays unlike that poser Bork.
Putos fear him.

He didn't suck dumbass. He was a legit D1 wrestler he did really good in the ufc. Good enough to end up with the belt. He only lost to legit ufc fighters. CM Punk was an embarrassment. Brock only lost to Mir (but won the rematch), Cain (ufc legend), and Overeem (mma legend). Punk lost to shitter cans and never won. Brock actually managed to make wwe look somewhat legitimate. He beat Couture, Hunt, Mir, and Carwin.

Cain would never go to that gay shit he's staying in lucha libre.

>Olympic wrestler
>natty

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He'd go to wwe over aew

if DC is on roids he's literally one of the smartest fighters alive to be able to hide it in different sports at varying levels of competition, with different tests and different protocols.

>What is Olympic testing
Here's another "juiced up" Olympic wrestler

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>"I want to talk to AEW more"
>"AEW is doing good thins"
>has already wrestled with Cody
>easily could continue in AAA while with AEW

If you don't think they juice for the olympics you're insane. Its a state funded program.

GSP said it was easy as fuck to game the system, you just have to not be a retard about it

Gain literally any sort of awareness about anything

You realise drug testing is just an extension of politics, right? You think its any coincidence the Russian athletes got caught when they did? Or that Jon Jones still gets fights despite testing positive every time?

Please explain how you get this body with steroids. Is it not achievable natty to you fatties? Not everyone who accomplishes something cheats you limp wristed soibois.

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The US Olympic wrestling team isn't state funded dumbass

Oh yeah because the US Olympic team is state funded like the Russian team right? Dumbass they run off donations.

You go off cycle lmao, not to mention just taking steroids doesn't guarantee a bodybuilder physique. Some people make visibly smaller gains despite having a well researched stack (not to mention not every PED's use reflects in size gains).

I hate to say this but you're as naive as the people that thought pro-wrestling was real.

>this retard actually thinks that steroids=muscle

the United States doesn't fund the Olympics or administer the tests, dumbass. that's a WADA and IOC thing, neither of which are American organizations invested in keeping Cormier's image clean.

Please explain how they get away with juicing when they aren't even a state sponsored program. If you think Ben Askren is on steroids you're just delusional. He's not even athletic for a wrestler he's known for his technique. Do me a favor and know your role, stick to the fake fighting kid.

Jon Bones Jones anally devastated Daniel Cuckmier on a bitter cold night in the winter of 2015.

Fuck you're dumb

>dodges the point, talks about something unrelated
I accept your concession
Also how did you come under the impression that to gain access to PEDs you need to be on a state sponsored program?
Now go hit the weights, frail boi

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Even Chael got busted and he never had the headturning physique cheats like Vitor and Overeem did.

>Dodges the point
No I didn't I said he's not even athletic for a wrestler, which has nothing to do with muscle. You would know that if you ever played any sports. Now tell me why you think Ben Askren is on steroids? Is it because he was a successful wrestler? Have you ever seen him wrestle?

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Chael admits to taking test and he was never an Olympic wrestler. Just because Chael was juicing doesn't mean DC and Askren juiced or even Cain.

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Those based biggest arms in Oregon.
I ain't sure about Askren, I could believe he's using something like EPO to help his cardio (he is a wrestler after all). DC is definitely on the juice though.

>Askren
>EPO
Wrestling matches don't last that long it's not like a boxing match. But again, these guys get tested hard in the Olympics. The only way to beat the tests is with help from a large organization of people (this is how the Russians did it and why being state sponsored helps to do this). I can't see DC being on anything since he would have had to beat so many tests. Cain could possibly have been on EPOs, but even he gassed out fast when he fought in Mexico City (and that fight took place before the ufc started doing usada testing), but he's more likely than Askren or DC. There are definitely a lot of juicers in mma, tons, but I think the US Olympic wrestlers are the least likely to have juiced. Now Russian wrestlers are a different story. Just look at pic related. Obviously on juice.

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based chael p is a dimes magnet

You seem really knowledgeable on the subject. Do you want to be friends?

>Here's another "juiced up" Olympic wrestler
>Are you telling me fatass DC was on the juice
such a cazzie that he doesn't even know about fat fucks like Bartolo, Miller, Caminiti or Clemens that were taking roids for years

wew lad...

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BAsed

based

>All the guys you mentioned popped for steroids from testing
>US Olympic athletes have to be rigorously tested multiple times
>The guys I mentioned haven't popped despite this olympic testing
Hmm

Sure, friend

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you implied that DC couldn't be on anything because he was fat i just named guys who were fatter and got caught taking roids

also you're implying that wbc and mlb athletes don't get get rigorously tested multiple times.

PEDs aren't for making you big and muscly, you really have no clue about any of this.

No I'm not. They got tested and failed. DC and Askren have been tested multiple times and never failed.
Why hasn't he failed any tests despite being tested in the Olympics and the ufc?

You are a legitmate dumbass. You can "pass" any drug test with the right connections

>Doesn't have any proof they juiced besides his ass
Ok bud