3 wishes

Wish 1 - I wish for no wishes

1. Wish for the ability to make wishes for myself
2. Wish that I knew how to make my own wishes
3. Wish that the genie couldn't make wishes anymore

I am now the most powerful person in the world

1. meet ripa
2. impregnate her
3. be a girl
so we can be the best lesbian couple uwu

I wish for everyone to be happy

that's all

fuck money

money = happiness

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you don't know what happiness is then

He knows what makes him feel happy.

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wish 1 power over matter in all its forms
wish 2 immortality of will that i can turn off
wish 3 power to travel between dimensions and realities with ease

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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uhh yeah happiness is a dolla dolla bille

t. poorfag incel on NEETbux

I am a NEET no longer UwU

- posted from my 9900k 2080Ti

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two same numbers twice
>spends their life getting dolla
>never learned how to holla
shiiiiiiiet

I just keep all of my excess wealth in the form of silver, it's alot nicer to look at and alot harder to spend lol. Plus I can screen everyone by making them touch silver and seeing if they burn lol it's fun you should try it.

prove it
or ur just a pathetic broke faggot

I can't try that because silver make me combust

also you have to be standing in sunlight for at least 30 min before touching it~ or else it doesn't count

get rekt fgt

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Are you greatful to the person who persuaded you into getting a job?

nah, and I'm ungrateful for the sick private tracker account I got too n_ns

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I'm glad. I love you.

Your fortune: Good Luck

1) money, because it does buy happiness if you aren't
a) hopelessly miserable
b) miserably stupid

2) ability to manipulate dopamine levels in my brain

3)remain male but on moans since before puberty

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