I will never have a relationship as sweet or as wholesome as these two

Nothing wholesome about a guy using a woman for a push

>Top-tier luchador, one of the best in the world
>Draws dimes, pesos and yen wherever he goes
>Had the best match in NXT history, left just before it became an overindulgent meme promotion
>Got the rub from Rey, will probably be the man to retire him
>Incredible body, looks like he's chiseled out of marble
>Amazon GF with the GOAT's genes, his child will probably be the greatest wrestler of all time
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE IT ALL

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Dont they practically hand out green cards now? Is this necessary?

she probably gives his anus a wholesome tonguing

>Ya didn't save mah babbehgirl, Paul. Now you're gonna have to pay the piper. Woooooooooooo

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This was all set in motion months ago, it didn't get fucked up until Ric sperged out like said. Had this not happened, Andrade would be winning KotR.

I'm sure they're really into her at the end of the day, especially considering he's talked about how supportive she was when his mom and aunt had passed away within a week of each other.

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What did he do?

Taylor Swift released a new song called "The Man" or something. Ric Flair filed for a patent to "The Man", which would obviously conflict with Becky Lynch being "The Man" as well. According to Ric himself, Charlotte has completely stopped talking to him because of it, because she and Becky are besties irl and it's hurting her career.

charlotte is very publicly on wwe's side over the entire thing, she's even cut ric out of her life over it, why would they punish HER?

Turning people against their families is a cornestone trick of cults

Charlotte's relationship with Ric has never been....great. Ever see their episode of Ride Along?

I mean, if my dad showed up and undercut my best friend out of a lot of money, I'd probably be pissed off too.

E-drones coming out of the woodwork to defend their precious cult. How expected.

dis nigga will fuck anything for a green card

you wouldn't need to be a cult to turn charlotte against her dad. remember that time she was 17(?) and got so shitfaced at one of her dad's weddings that she passed out on the sidewalk? it wasn't ric who took care of her, it was stephanie

wtf is that app? why are there words all over the screen? I don't use social media. is this what people are doing on there phones?

He used to date Sarah Stock before Charlotte. I think he just legit has a type for older women.

You don't have to be an e-drone to see how shitty their relationship is, dude. They have an entire book talking about it.

Instagram, specifically instagram stories. They're temporary photos that disappear after 24 hours, so people add little captions and emojis to them.

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Nigga, we havin' a conversation here, go find an AEW thread and call somebody a tranny or something.

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>Under 6ft.
I love Andrade “Chad” Alma’s more than any other guy here, but if he has one negative it’s his relatively short height. If he were Del Rio’s height he’d legitimately be a World Champion by now

>Can't punish Ric as he is a cornerstone of your company and pro wrestling as a whole, to bury him would be to bury yourself
>Okay let's hurt his home life
>Well we can't bury his daughter because she's one of the top stars we have
>ummm lets just bury her boyfriend
It's like at the curtain call when they couldn't bury Shawn because he was too big so they just went after HHH

>even based rush approves

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Funny, but Ric is a legendary, one of a kind, once in a century piece of shit who would unironically bury Charlotte himself if he would get another shoutout in a rap song or a shitty gold chain

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It was a trade off, those extra inches went somewhere else.

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All I get from their social media posts is "lol we fuck a lot".

WWE version of 90 day fiance. He's there for the green card and citizenship that's all.

kek, ya seethin' white boy?

He already has his green card, user. Because of how WWE schedules their events, especially due the contract shift between NXT and the Main Roster, Andrade would have more issues if he applied for a work visa. Specifically the P-Visa, which is what he would fall under, entertainment/athletes.

Rezar from AOP had originally filed under a P-Visa to get into NXT, but because he was moved up to the main roster, his visa became invalid. This is why AOP randomly disappeared off of TV a few weeks into their call up - Rezar wasn't let back into the country when he and Akam went on the European tour.

based immigrant user

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HOLY BASADO HE’S PACKING UNA SALCHICHA

wtf, so he's with her solely for a career push?

Nah, I think they actually, genuinely want to fuck each other. She's dated spics in the past, and he has a trend of dating older white women. They are, quite literally, each other's type.

what do the words mean? is this an automated translation of mandarin?

Do you mean this one?

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Andrade is having a cheat meal, hence the "cheat meal". It is not Charlotte's cheat day, she is on a "diet", so Andrade is a bad influence, otherwise #badcompany. She is feels heartbroken because she can't have a bite of his hamburger.

this is like the time the "rumor" broke that they were dating, and Andrade's tweet response was a gif of him doing the Eddie shimmie, and he tagged the location as "In Charlotte".

what a chad

>daddy issues
yeah no thanks, enjoy your clusterfuck and lopsided fake tits cien

Should've stuck with the spicy latina qt. WWE success is not worth it at this point in time.

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They were never a thing, user. Andrade used to date Sarita, not Rosita. Zelina has gone on record saying she likes white boys with tattoos though, hence Aries and Black.

>i was happy at the start of the year with a gf of 6/7 years, was gonna get are own place, kids everything
>broke up with her on my bday
>locked onto the first girl i saw to get over her instead of just fighting for her
>that girl was a bi-polar slag
>granddad passed in this time, the only man i ever loved, cause an array of depression
>which ended making me lose my job and being less productive.
>and ofc the ex is happy and all that said she wouldn't be able to get with someone, bitch got with someone after like 2 weeks.

nothing is ever sweet user

*Clap clap clap clap clap*
YOU FUCKED UP

what facial expression is this?

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You're blind if you can't tell that Charlotte likes Andrade WAY MORE than Andrade likes Charlotte.

Sounds like you tried to big league but got big leagued instead. Tough break, lil guy.

Gotta bury someone DAMN IT

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nah the x said she tired to off herself, but i did mess up abit, tough theirs only so much shit you can take.

Is that supposed to be Charlotte?

Do you think he hits bottom with that monster? Is that why she's so infatuated with him? I bet she feels the effects of that cervical kiss for days at a time. I bet he's keeping her doped up with his dick.

I bet he stays inside her when they go to bed, and wakes up inside her. Andrade's so Chad he's got the GOAT's daughter attached to his cock for half the day.

And she's there for the proper cocking he gives her. What's the problem?

>wtf, so he's with her solely for a career push?
No, he's there for the hyper-muscular, androgynous Amazon with the big tits and the long clit, and she's there for the big veiny dick and the marathon sex.

can’t wait for wwe to bury Charlotte just to piss ric off LMFAOOOOOO

Jesus Christ, WWE is a cess pool of miscegenation.

That's because he knocked her bottom out and now she's cum crazy.

Mate, are you me? Wtf? Why is this so common?

Charlottes big problem in all of this is that Ric is used as one of the historical legends of the buisness and always mentioned and put over and in turn used to put Charlotte over. If WWE stops doing that (which seems likely) then Charlotte loses that angle they use to build her up as a generations superstar.

Most of us have been there. Or else we wouldnt spend time shitposting here, its sad existence

but people who follow them download and save them like you?

>implying Andrade, Zelina, Black and Charlotte don't have foursomes on the regular

women are known to be more emotional then men. He's just acting more macho about it, an ig story he recently posted said how there's no one like her.

Fair point, but if my dad was Ric Fucking Flair, I'd side with my dad.

If WWE doesn't run a storyline similar to the Billy Gunn/Torrie Wilson/Jamie Noble/Nadia storyline from 2003(?) they are literally leaving dimes on the table.

this is what makes me feel bad for him.
he's a sexy man, I mean that.
he's a Latino, and women love that.
and some nigga won't push him cause he's can't speak English lmaoooo.

I left a few things out like slag girl telling me she a ho and how meh girls are, but i just wanna get a job and turn my brain off.
sad existence, we gotta add depression , loneliness and a bunch of other things

I'm going to take a swing here and say you never watched her early NXT stuff, right? She went months going just by Charlotte and wasn't allowed to use the figure four.

You should check out their book, user, or any other interview where Charlotte talks about their relationship. If my dad was Ric Fucking Fliar, I'd probably ship myself off to the orphanage.

He and Vince already cut a deal, and Vince is paying extra for his tutoring.

That depends. Are you a faggot?

Oh wow and what a monumental run that was! And she was so over that she didn't even need to use the name Flair to ever get over with the crowd - oh wait. kek

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We get it, Charles
you get BEANED on the reg

Sexy

my god, andrade's got the meats

She literally uses her dads entrance on the main roster and the fact she is a Flair is brought up constantly and makes her wrestling "royalty." It's a huge part of her character. What has her NXT run got to do with how they market her now?

>wholesome
fuck off kiddie fucker