I dreamt I was a spacemarine who was second in command but clearly stronger than our commander and he didn't allow me to fight this warrior we outcasted for heresy but I wanted to fight him because he was the best warrior I had seen
Then I beat my war hammer against my shield and grumbled to myself
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I think a girl raped me too
You need help
another case of living in the worst timeline
Then the black ships came and it's the end of the story.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
lole
always something to do with a bridge or water too
I just looked at old 2008 magazines and now I'm sad
youtube.com
look it's Kira
I know that feeling, for me it's re-watching g4TV or reading pcgamer magazine
youtube.com
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
I've been listening to It's more fun to compute and I can change by LCD soundsystem a lot
LllamaSC has been farming diablo 2 for over 2 years now probably 4 hours a day on average and he only has one item left to go.
If you know anything about rng and exponentiality, this is hilarious because the odds of getting an Archon staff are low already, then factor in the odds of it rolling into a mang songs. Nobody cares probably but I do
LSD
I almost put my fist through my monitor
I can't do this anymore. It's fucking implausible to assume anyone is able to.
(talking about vidya btw)
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Stop getting so excited when watching fist fucking porn
yeap definitely need to pick ur battles with gay vidya rng items lole lole
man fuck this faggot shit
XD I'M GOING TO CHARGE AT YOU FROM OFF SCREEN AND ONE SHOT YOU BECAUSE GOD FUCKING FORBID A DEATH KNIGHT GETS THE BEHEMOTH PREFIX :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
gah fuck me. I crafted a +100 hp belt then rerolled it to 12
goodbye Pgems
just rub your legs and calm down.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
how many times do I have to tell you I'm not a fag
suck a fart out of my ass
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
no thanks
It's just a quote from norsemen I don't actually have any farts.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
i wanna take mdma with catfishe
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I feel like I'd need to hardline adderall into my cockhead just to beat this game
*squeezes my cock REALLY hard*
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
*beats dick against the walll cuz i need my brain*
>implying
based trips
wat did u grumble to ureself?
was it featured in dc comics omega men?
I thought Kaonashi didnt post here anymore since he got a government job
Oh I can rember the dream I had last night for a change.
My evil sister had a lunch box and she threw all her lunche at me.
pls psychoanalyse
jokes on her, she no longer has lunch
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
you need to fuck youre sister
trust me
thats the only solution