Smackdown Thread #4

When Randy talks he shoots

STUPID

HE'S A NIGGER
HE'S A NIGGER

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Did randy actually use the N word?

Stoopid

Randy is one second away from throwing out an n word

Were u alive when that shit happened. Kinda like a Boomer making conspiracy theories about Pearl Harbor.

Randy is based as fuck
he's making Kofi look like a fucking chump

HE SAID BULLSHIT

I want Ember to spit in my mouth

I'm glad Randy and creative is making "stupid x3" a thing.

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based viper burying this fakin jamakin nigger shitter

why

is Kofi botching these chairshots? looks like his aim is off and he's clipping Randy in the head

Cry about it.

They say bitch all the time but they get squeamish anout bullshit. Bullshit.

I was in 7th grade when it happened I watched the 2nd tower fall in the main office of school. But yeah there was a ton of shady shit with 9/11

I really feel like people are more on Randy’s side than Kofis here

I like it when he says STUPID STUPID

>Randy's brain trying to remember all the things hes done in the past ten years

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OH NO NO NO NO NO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bros what is Bulbasaur a filter for?

Isn't Stupid Stupid stupid a call back to when Randy shoot said that during a Kofi botch??

I AM THE TABLE

We've gone far enough now that "bullshit" (and "shit") isn't censorable word.

I was a freshman in college in NYC. I cut class that day which was smart in retrospect. I spent the entire day shitposting on Something Awful and my parents and brother in law were trying to call to see if I was ok but due to dial up I was taking over the only line we had.

I AM THE TABLE

was in fifth grade here and remember my parents watching it on tv after the second tower was hit

>Pull the table out and put it right on top of the obvious pad on the ground
why does WWE even bother?

Smackdown is the Kids show now. No fiend at all? this is the show for kids, and RAW is the show for adults.

demographics yo.

If Kofi pulls the table spot again, Orton wins.

Based Chad main eventing SD

Called it

WTF The show isn't over?

You just know its only because Shane inserted himself into it

Damn this was sad. Compare the pop 10 years ago to this.....

Well looks like Orton is the new champ this sunday. I'm calling it lads.

The shadiest shit was getting Bin Laden's fily and other KSAs out of America during a no-fly ban. Next is wanting to blame it on Iraq to the point of the useless inbasion when Hussein had nothing to do with it. All for Shrub's ego and Chaney/Rumsfeld's id.

I fucked Chrisleys daughter in college AMA

>young booties

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WE WANT RYDER *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

i hope so

Bros, what is Bulbasaur a filter for?

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So whos watching NXT on USA next week?

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>Raw is the show for adults

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I was in my high school cafeteria waiting for class to start watching it happen on the news. Every class had the TV's on with the news on and the school was locked down for some odd reason.

bruh don't even start, let me guess you think the iraqis did it, fuck outta here

Give me the full details of the night that lead up to this fuckfest

I don't watch WWE so I don't care

no one

>owens got added to the match while I wasn't watching
but why is he in the match
youtu.be/WbxXBwDgzRw?t=24

>RAW is the show for adults
>adults

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rate my fantasy football team

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I was drinking miller high life with my sigma chi brothers and matched with her on tinder

Colour panties/socks?

he's the special guest ref, shane added him insinuating he'd take away kevin's fine if kevin screwed gable

I don't doubt it, they probably want a name people who use to watch wrestling know as champ when Fox debuts

Have sex

Wheres the Kabuki warriors

Which daughter?

what happened today?

Good ol days when scorched earth shitposting was fresh and new. I had no fucking idea furries, plushies and ppl wanting to fuck cartoon females existed until I found that site.

>fantasy football

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I don't watch NFL so I don't care

Bros...... what is Bulbasaur a filter for?

embarrassing desu

No panties and mismatched ankle socks one lime green and one pink and white

youtube.com/watch?v=WA_xXWSXyFI

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KNACK TWO FOREVER

here he comes

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Where's Eliath?

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is this whole Gable short gimmick what made Neville quit? Seems like the kind of shit they'd have pitched to him and he told them to fuck off

MANLETS
RISE UP

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>everyone in class blamed the japs
>I blamed the germans
strange times

>Carder returned and chokeslammed Sami
>Naka beat Miz after beating Andrade
>Rowan and Roman brawl
>Ember vs Bayley again
>Kofi recreates the table moment on Randy Orton like 10 years ago
Now here's the KoTR tournament between Shane and Chad Gable.

>Chad Gable vs Shane McMahon is main-eventing a show in Madison Square Garden

building gaming chairs and playing super mario maker

Just got in, did I miss Asuka?

So Shane is gonna win?

She's busy in catering.

football is for faggots

Did you go to some retard school or something?

BASED CHAD

Lol who

so is Shane just a retard in kayfabe?

>cut jury duty
>tell judge you are sick
>show up on national tv the same day and blow your cover

FUCKING
BASED

kwab, dropped him on his head.

OURGUY CHAD

>spoiling that Gable wins the tournament by updating his titantron to red and gold before he wins it

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BASED GABLE

Because

thats fucking sad

BASED

AHAHAHAHA SHANE BTFO

BASED CHAD

I stand Corrected. Guess Kevin Owens CAN pay double the fine now.

Gable is taking Buddy Murphy's place LMAO

HOLY FUCKKJKKKKKKKKKK BASED BASED BASED BASED BADED GABLE

The STATE of this main event

if he can change the match why not just reverse the decision?

well it was the worst middle school in the district

state of TarpDown Dead

that was a nice suplex

based gable
at least we didn't have to watch gable fuck around with shane for 10 minutes
well never fucking mind, shane better not get a pin in

>babyface screws the heel
...

Errrr, how did you even get that notion FROM what I said. I thought the Iraqi War was the most useless fucking thing to happen to this country til the current Rich White Trash from Queens found his way to the WH. Why do you think ppl get pissed at Vince for going to KSA? Cos Saudis were the majority of the hijackers and Bin Laden was a fucking Saudi. But, God forbid, you do something to piss off the Carlyle Group and the munitions business selling shit to KSA. Does that answer how I felt about thinking the Iraqis did something?

This match was weak af

Imagine hating base Shane lmao

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What rating is Meltzer giving that bros?

LITTLE LUNGS BTFO

than youuu

LITTLE LUNGS BTFO

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>when you get paid millions of shekels to provide a platform for the goyim to debase and degenerate themselves, and you don't even have to help them, they do it to themselves.

Little Lungs run in when

I'm still vaping, just not using Chinese liquid

VINCE JUST PLEASE GIVE LITTLE LUNGS THE STRAP

I smoked cigs from 13-22 and even played a year of college football smoking a pack a day. I went over little lungs bro.

fuck little lungs

Little lungs BTFO!!!

Wildcat or deadfish in bed? Or some middling lay.

Yeah, I needed Master P to tell me how it went down. Thanx.

Little Lungs should make the switch, he's wasting his career being a jobber on Smack commercials

haha yeah

>The Virgin Shane vs the Chad Gable

She was passed out so dead fish

Based Tomcats

Why do we like Gable again?

I wonder how many hotdogs the dog wanker would offer him to job to trannies and legless hobos...

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hope Shane gets in trouble for lying to the judge

Because his first name is Chad

Suplex.

He's a Chad

who the fuck names their son Shane?

going to the bar looking for sluts after this. haven't been laid since June. Press L to wish me luck, bros

chad angle

I haven't been watching WWE because I don't care. Can someone tell me why KO won his feud with Shane but now he's being his bitch? After all that?

Because he's a Minnesota boy with a heart of gold. Also he's based.

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cringing bros

>2 receivers from Indy.

Who's the QB? Cept Rivers, your bench is crap.

Shane is based in the sense that this is a show for complete retards and he's hamming it up in everyone's faces.

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A guy who books himself to fuck his daughter in kayfabe.

based thorough officiating

I don't get it, so now he's helping Shane??
WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?

just wait

B(bad luck)

because he is a family man who looks out for his kids

Chad is really fighting through this shit

some guy named Vincent

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>doesn't even know who's on what team
>has the audacity to spew his shitty opinion
shut up moron

seems like any time you are dealing with an uncooperative ref who won't count pins, just put your opponent in a submission and make them tap out

PICTURE PERFECT

Jared Geoff

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Shane is based as fuck and only incel cuck beta soiboi losers don't like him

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Vince was probably just a fan
imdb.com/title/tt0046303/

Based, you can't cheat a submission

BASED

based shane overcoming the odds

Why is KO slow counting Gable now? Didn't he just help him out like a second ago?

That was a better moonsault than every Charlotte moonsault combined.

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>was a badass
>now some bumbling fucking idiot who feels pressured over $1000
this is fucking stupid

BASED FUCKING CHAD

>ko does a fast count on the first pin when it was just a single fall match
>now he's reluctant and shit
cringe

BASED CHAD

BAESD CHAD

GABLE IS A FUCKING GOD

100k but okay

BASED as fuck
lmao Kevin Owens didn't know how to act when he was tappin lol.

BASED CHAD

>Finals on RAM instead of CoC

huh I thought the KOTR finals was supposed to be on the ppv?

He did it. The son of a bitch did it.

>Gable vs Corbin is the KITR Finals matchup
lmao

this fucking camerawork

why is his face so red bros

YES! YES! YES!

he tapped out

SHANE IS ATTACKING A WWE OFFICIAL

>Shane just hit Kevin while he's in a referee shirt
Well well well

KEK FATASS BTFO

what's the purity rating on Shane's strikes?

Passed out? Umm...

Triple-D BASEDOLA

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Was KOTR always a month long tournament or is this a new thing?

Now this is storytelling. Kevin Owens can control the count speed to give Shane the advantage but he can't control the tapoout. BASED E CHADS WE KEEP WINNING

A E W
A E W
A E W

That was a shoot firing

He is a humble family man

>A-E DUB
>A-E DUB

>new Kurt Angle
WWE incapable of creating a new gimmick

SHANE NEEDS TO BE FINED WHERE'S HUNTER

K.O. is fat

>SHOW CLOSES WITH AN A-E-DUB CHANT

LEL

99.99%

based shane taking no shit

I guess KO is going to AEW.

I don't

Asking who HIS QB on his team, dickhead, not the fucking Colts. Been watching football longer than you've been alive. Fuck off and fucking die, SpongeBob.

YERRRRRRR
FIRES!

It used to be a ppv one night thing

LMFAO
THEY LITERALLY ENDED THE SHOW WITH SHANE CAT PAW LIKE STRIKES
HAHAHAHA
SPIT WATER OUT MY NOSE
LOL

round 2 next month

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who's "I"?

Guys I really want to cum inside Savannah Chrisley.

That brief HIRE HIM UP chant right after the show ended lmao

>"YOU'RE FIRED!!!"
>AEW chants
Slow your roll dummies, it's an angle

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> Chrisley Knows Best is TV-14 and WWE Raw isn't.

that's it, i'm not watching weekly shows anymore
it's PPV only for me from this point

She consented before passing out so nbd

fucking kek in the fucking madison square garden..

I guess this is for the better although the idea of a one night ironman competition is cool they shouldn't lose that. Name it something else like Sultan of the Ring and put it in Jeddah.

why are the finals on raw instead of the ppv

are you working me

Oh, clutch.

Ok it's 205 Live now, are they still brawling or what?

Last question, provided this is not all a larp, how was the box, i.e. smell, taste, touch? Last question part 2-- have you been in touch since, have you done it again since?

Sounded like they had too many matches on the PPV, so it'd get lost in the shuffle anyway.

>Savannah's face
He can't be stopped

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lmao brennan on 205

what do you even win for king of the ring is it a title shot?

Watch NJPW or just skip young bucks matches or both

Big roast beef flaps didn’t taste it but was decently tight

they haven't mentioned anything tangible, just that it's prestigious and places you amongst the greats that won it before.

How salty do you think the other 205 guys are that Cedric Alexander graduated to main roster? I've always thought he was a helluva worker, good to see him moving up. Needs to find a personality somewhere though.

>Chad being robbed of his big PPV moment to get him over with the casual audience
>its just gonna be business as usual and will be forgotten instantly on weekly RAM
Fuck that shit Corbin/Gable is a way better match than half the bullshit on that card

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>u r fired
>A E Dub, A E Dub
Well that didn't quite turn out as planned.

a cheap robe and a plastic crown

Does anyone else find it hard to sleep after raw/smack down? I feel charged up not from the show but the game thread shit posting

you get the shitty king gimmick

Your character coming out with a fuckin' dumb crown in WWE games for years to come.

>Booker finally wins the world title in WWE
>but it's after he gets the king gimmick
>badass music replaced by generic regal-sounding music
>now speaks in phony British accent and calls everyone "peasants"
>nothing like the Booker T people actually liked

Can you dig it peasant???? Dun dun dun dunnn do