Someone starts yelling at you and making hand gestures like this. Slowly pacing towards you at the same time

Someone starts yelling at you and making hand gestures like this. Slowly pacing towards you at the same time.

what do?

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Make eye contact and firmly shake his hand, you're sure to get the job.

shoot him in the knee

ask the person politely about the issue at hand

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Poop his pants

LOLE... he surely is the manager!

ARROW to the knee perhaps? Green arrow.

>this one

I don'd think he wants to be too polite!

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he want you to insult him, so he can punch you

Pretty sure that's Charles Taylor's great great gandson. I wouldn't mess with him unless you want to have your nude photographs shown in tomorrows newspaper.

i'd say go fuck yourself too

Get in my air balloon and bugger off

Ask him why he's about to eat his thumb

ask him if he would like to go to a non distinct location and call him a brother, those words are sure to calm the gentleman down and to show them i come in peace

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why are you posting pictures of the short boston man

that was my best hat

okay seriously, WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION????

nothing?
they fell asleep on your shoulder, just wake them up when the movies over, or if you have to go to the bathroom or something.

we really are living in the worst timeline

show him my anime girl image collection on my phone, hidden behind my special PIN. this is so that not just anyone can see my anime girl collection. but he CAN

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>the gate guardian

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>Anonymous 05/06/19(Mon)03:26:33 No.78398
>what are you the freaking gate guardian!

is that a jerma reference

explain to him i was going to get my morning paper myself seeing as he never delivers it on time

offer weed
alternatively
ask for weed

Some CRAZY bastard... wants... 2 Hiiiit me.

I don't know that guy and i'm not GO'in over there

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