SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

>longdick man

perfect

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they should have gotten kobe

>putting Kevin as ref
SHANE IS SCREWED. GOOD NEWS.

based Rakesh Kumar giving fan a haircut

>Shane letting KO be ref for the match
Wonder how this is gonna end

Didn't read again, I said take a shower, monkey

Bros is BMJ going over on Nickolodean?

I don't want Shane to bury Shorty G lads

What the fuck is this anti-vape commercial. Did they watch the Strain too many times?

Alright why the fuck is a 100K fine the end of the world for this dude? He's a former Intergalactic Champion and he can't fucking pay a hundred thousand dollars?

Shane will put his hands on KO and get DQ'd and then KO will fine him 100k

did they?

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>he vapes
kys unironically

He's gonna get slimed.

>disgusting shlong sucker

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based chub and tuck kevin steen wont let it happen user /ourguy/ Gable is going over

>cock massacre
I feel concerned.

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I WANT LIV GODDAMMIT

*inhales*

fuck these gay commercials

*exhales*

wait do the chrisley kids now have a show since dad's in jail?

Erect Pussy Expander

Well she is holding his condoms so I would presume so.

where is he?

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FUCKING TIT FUCKER

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Top cock deliverer

>Nasty Pussyman
W-what?

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she got shivved

you guys like food?

kek

fuck you, shoresy.

Wait, based Chrisley's still have a show? Just the kids now? But dad was the best part.

Bros did you see that NJPW commercial? Saturday Slam like up on AXSTV... why did they not include Impact?

>this storyline
and people were excited about Bischoff

Because that is the story that was written for them.

IF YOU HATE AEW GIMMIE A OOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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If your going to use the word fuck use it correctly and not a buzzword.

Aka fuck you faggot

LONG SHLONG MASSACRE

Recual Bobby Sauce Bitch

>incredible cock pleb
Huh

OOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

What is this theme

I miss Mexico-chan...

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That's such a smart and poetic ending there's no way WWE would do it

OOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This music for Rowan sucks.

>superior genes dies before retirement age
Thanks for contributing to my social security.

>killed WCW by being an out-of-touch boomer
>killed TNA by being an out-of-touch boomer
>Now killing SmackDown
When will they learn?

>ERIC Rowan
So surnames are fine now?

How many fucking times am i going to have to see this replay?

Nobody in the crowd made any noise whatsoever when Rowan's music hit

>that Rowan theme
I hope Euro 2020 has something good to produce.

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The fuck is this lame ass music for Rowan?

AHYESSIR

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We need another attitude era this thread is only existing from people naming themselves like retards

supreme jej

Someone's not too picky, where he sticks his dicky.

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Shane wipes his ass with 100k

I liked the old Rowan theme though...

oh boy, another monster heel to be fed to the Big Dog! after which he'll return to joke jobber status until quietly quitting the company

>this new Rowan theme
Lame. The Jim Johnson was dimes.
youtu.be/WxSwtDgaQDk

BOOM BAM
BOOMMMMM BOOM BAM

Bryan will probably put him over at least

Good lord somebody take the mic out of this geek's hands.

>Dangly Cock Deliverer
mmmm

>WHAT?

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Luke Harper spotted backstage as per Meltzer

Why the fuck don’t they use titantron videos anymore? Is it that much more expensive to create and run them in comparison to having their name move around on the screen?

>200.0% Dong Massacre
I'm pretty satisfied ding-dong diddly desu.

I hate the cringe dog

deep deep deep

Rowan buried already.

Hold up brother you're gonna have to tell me the ding-dong diddly source for this one so I can ding-dong diddly work my ding-dong diddly into shooting a ding-dong diddly load

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Just give him a neo-nazi gimmick

Source on that one?

Nasty Pussy Smasher

based

this is a Podcast board

Erect Anusfucker

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Why doesn't Roman Reigns win King of the Ring and call himself a Caesar?

>Bryan will probably put him over

worked wonders for Buddy

kek that plant

>The Big Dog, he ain't finished SHIT!

What did he mean by this?

Sauce

>Nasty Coconut Blaster

If there wasn't a giant conspiracy to ban vaping, I'd say they were trying to make vaping as cool as possible with teenagers by running those commercials.

It's indicative of the extreme laziness that this company has made it's entire business philosophy. It's what you could expect from any business monopoly.

Will king of the ring be the main event?

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Rowing should join heavy machinery and start a big guy faction

I just got home from my job at taco bell did taker come out yet?

I wonder if that plant will get an AEW contract now.

who are these simps in the suits?

WTF IS THAT LEGAL?!?!?!?!??!?

He opened the show. He's gone now.

wtf is this

>that's a fan
Should have been Roman attacking the fan as a developing story about Roman hating all bearded people

Ask Yea Forums.

ROWAN YOU DUMB SHIT YOU JUST CAUSED US ANOTHER LAWSUIT

If he's gonna throw a 'fan', throw Front Row Goatee.

lol is that sonjay dutt?

Yeah, he said he didn't know how long he has left to see his home (MSG) then killed Sami.

1st segment of the night.
Cut a cringe promo, Chokeslammed Sami

Holy fucking based.

My nigga Rowan going over at CoC!

>ANOTHER superman punch

they said "asshole" on raw, now theyre powerbombing fans

wwe is CANCELED

>You want more, Big Dog?
Gay

this show SUUUUUUUCKS tonight, wtf happened

Yeah im thinking this Rowan vs Roman match at Clash is gonna be BASED

>Legendary Spaghettideliverer

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SUPERMAN PUNCH
OOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHH

God the video team is shitty tonight

I want video from that camera angle so I can WebM it.

10/10 dimes gimmick

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sure, but KO is the one getting fined thousands of pretend dollars.

>Yeah, he said he didn't know how long he has left to see his home (MSG) then killed Sami.
Isn't his home Death Valley California?

More like supersucker punch

Who are these nerds in the Technicolor suits supposed to be?

BROS THAT WAS SO FUCKING BASED LMAO ECHADS WIN AGAIN
LEGIT USED A FAN NEVER DONE BEFORE BASED WWE

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So did Rowan just get the gimmick they had planned for Lars before his injury?

OK that was based

OMG Roman got back up
he's stunning and brave!

LMAO, like he didn't sell all of that.

who?

did you bring any tacos home?

Do they not have enough referees for a team of refs to come out?

Anybody get a webm of him powerbombing that fan??

>all these angles and not one of them is from the camera that got thrown at roman
?

Roman literally gets his ass beat like this in every feud only to bury them at the PPV

Reigns is gonna kill himself making Rowan look good like he did with Braun

Do it for Manju, Roman

sonjay dutt lookin fresh

ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN
ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN
ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN
ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN

Poor Rowan trying his hardest here with his one shot in forever but still will never be over. Almost feel bad for the guy.

>RoMan
>RoWan

So is he like.. Roman's Wario?

Ask Papa Spee

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SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

youtu.be/9WMCT6esqfk

>Nasty Ass Creampie

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>that chant for the big dog
BASED SMACKCHADS

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No I got the popeyes chicken sandwich for dinner

RATINGS SKYROCKET THANKS TO BASED BIG DOG

Dank ass smasher. Based

The "dig bog" rowan

Roman is literally on his feet no selling that MASSIVE CAMERA hit 30 seconds later god damn

>Roman chants
And the Based Big Dog brings in the dimes once again

Bros I got bought a 4Runner today

Tasty Dick Bitch. A compliment I receive quite often.

major lawsuit incoming

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Kinky Ballsack Expander

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I was washing my clothes, what the fuck did i miss

Gay Banana Fucker

You gonna take it offroad?

can you bench double your weight tho?

Probably not

I thought that was Enzo again

Gunna need 8 more replays of that camera boom spot just to make sure everyone’s numb to it immediately

y'@ll gon git doxxed

Then why the fuck would you get a 4runner if you aren't going to use it properly?

one of the great SMACK moments tbqh will go down in history as another LEGENDARY WWE MOMENT

Roman has consistently refused to sell ANY of this Rowan shit, which is why this storyline has no fucking stakes. Commentary tries to call it "career threatening attacks", but Roman literally casually walked away from all of it

More like Next AEW Champion

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No I but I’m kinda close I’m 170 and can bench 280

is rowan autistic or having a stroke?

Is that one of their VPs? What was he doing at the show?

based 4runner chad
working out is a requirement, keep pushing yourself to do better!

Fun fact that "YUUUUURP" sound is the sound you make when you are looking for a drug dealer so all the thugs in that arena are trying to be funny. They did this shit last night too. Dunno if this is a NY only thing or everywhere

This is the first time I've watched wrestling since 2006. This shit's lit.

I don't care if Charlotte IS a man or not, I'd nut in her.

kek baesed

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He's having an autistic stroke.

That breed of autism can only be from New York

can't have Raymond look weak

She's not a man. There's literally full nudes of her.

Roman Reigns is a heaven's gift.

Point is I'd still nut in her.

she looks so odd

what was the payoff to this?

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>Charles

just fuck off

Bros does Charlotte still live in Charlotte? I know Ric does but if Charlotte does I’m going to try to find her house

i'd bleach Amber Moon by giving her the deep 5,89 (it's cold in here)

two pair shaped uggos.

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>he doesn't know
I wish I could still just live in ignorance like you.

>dallas, tx
Why is Texas the GOAT wrestling state?

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Those are sold out everywhere you fying laggot.

according to meltzer, a love angle, but pl..plans change.

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If Bayley is a Hugger, is Ember Moon a Nugger?

Not enjoying this show brehs. Just want my nigga Gable to come out

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North Carolina is

Probably lives where all the other rasslers do. Tampa, Orlando or that old carny town, Jupiter.

I can't tell if my tolerance for women's wrestling in WWE is slowly going down or if Bayley is actively getting worse and worse.

>flyover
uh no

I would nut in Ember Moon until my balls spat out dust

And that after millions of dollars of plastic surgery and thousands of hours of Photoshop.

Ember is thicc, THICC !

>is actively getting worse and worse.
that's not humanly possible.

Bro no he doesn’t. I’ve lived in Charlotte my whole life and Ric is all over town. I’ve seen him like 4 times out in public and he was always in the news and shit for years.

where's my e-chads @?
women's restling is BASED

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Edgy Dick Expander

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I would nut in literally any one of the WWE Divas.

I mean is it age or did she get surgery?

>watch Smackdown for the first time since Jinder was champ
>half of the show is womemes

Literally the only reason I'm sitting through this shit is so I can see big banter shane crush my hopes and dreams by beating /ourguy/ Gable

I miss him.

Edgy Banana Creampie

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All Southern states are flyover by definition, their actual geographical location doesn't matter.

several botched surgeries

At least is not main event.

Bayley's thong shots are the only thing i look forward to

Can go to the mountains and the beach the same day. Full of some of the best colleges in the country. Beautiful nature, good food, low cost of living. NC is the goat bitch. Learn what flyover means you Texas spic.

sorry, i'm watching livestream kino instead

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Shane's gonna do the right thing and put over Gable. Most likely KO will screw him but whatever. We can't have a heel vs heel KOTR final.

Bayley is acting like a heel. She backed off like a coward.

have sex

nasty cock fucker

Bayley's finisher looks weak af.

No, the sad thing is that all the surgeries were successful, there is only so much you can do with shit.

Wait why the fuck is Baron out of the KOTR?

crickets in the ring for Charles

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>le geography
what's your GDP BITCH LMAO

I hate Bayley

I hate Charles more,

finally, commercials

care to extrapolate?

>He's playing some King's Quest type game
Based

I like Kofi but holy shit I completely forgot he was champ

why the fuck is that kofi picture framed? unless they put one up there just for this show lol
he's not? Elias is cause he's injured.

>Kangstan

that's a night for me lads

I hate u

Man the only way I was ever able to quit smoking was vaping. Now all these anti vaping ads come out right around I start feeling like crap all the time. Is it the Juul bro? I’ve been juuling for 2.5 years before it was even a meme.

She looked ok before all the surgeries

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oh

This chantix commercial has been the MVP of the broadcast.

nah bro KOTR soon just wait it out

>What date was WrestleMania 35 again?

It's a pretty good shot

>1.5 hours left

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Yep, they regulated everything to shit and back a year or two ago, and now the shit backed by big tobacco is all you can get anymore.

new thread

Yeah but its a weird thing to have hung given that it's not like, a main event thing (i.e. bruno, eddie and chris etc.)

That pic took a team of 100 men 10,000 hours in Photoshop each to make Charlotte's shoe face look human.

she's actually pretty cute in that pic. WTF went wrong?

Only half an hour bro, this isn't raw

stole this from squred circle, fuck you

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You've exploded your lungs bro

nigga what?
half an hour left

>no xavier
bro wtf

Same, vaped to quit smoking, been almost two years now, starting to hurt my lungs, never did before and I was in the Army so cardio wasn't an issue. It's all changing slowly, probably slowly adding more addictive chemicals to it, I don't know.

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care to extrapolate?

>champion dancing with the title
it's funny why they put the title on Kofi of all people, they could have put the title on any black dude. but they chose kofi

feels like eternity

Mark my words, Randy is about to brutally popmog this shitter

That is a pretty good spot.

>young booty

>I WHOOPED HIS ASS IN THE BACK ALLEY

> I see a lot of young bootys out there
What did Kofi mean by this?

>young bootys
What the actual fuck

>Young bootys

what the fuck

STOOPID

how have coreographed spots gotten worse over time? these geeks today can't match rvd/lynn

STOOOPID

BASED E CHADS WE WIN AGAIN

nice

Yeah I’m workout regularly and kick box and it’s not even like smoking lung my cardio is still good but I have a cough now and feel crappy

STUPID STUPID STUPID SPEAR-CHUCKIN KNUCKLE-DRAGGIN BULBASAUR

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>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
wtf randy

>Bullshit

>Young booties

haha yeah

This is awesome

RANDY SHOOTING ON THIS NIGGER NIGGA

ORTONS SHOOTING

Randy is so fucking based STOOPID

“Phony power _____________” did randy say the n word? Why does Kofi always Inforce the low impulse control thing?

>every inflammatory remark
Stupid (x24)?

RUTHLESS AGGRESSION ERA IS BACK BASED

Randy is so above Kofi in every conceivable category that this would be a squash match in any other age of WWE.

>phony power of positivity bullshit

Not Booker T. Not Ron Simmons. Not Mark Henry. Fucking Kofi Kingston

These chants have no passion behind them

this tbqh

Phony Power of Positivity Bullshit.
I read his lips.

Would have loved a vicious R-Truth run with the title.

>young bootys

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PHONY POWER OF POSITIVITY NIGGERSHIT

BRO LMAO WTF

this or a Bobbo run would have been kino, he could have had a great match with Brock

>Gable
>Gable
>Gable

Chad is over, bros

Why would Randy lay on the table that long?

who dat

shut up

Cant pick a real black guy the public wouldnt like that. Gotta pick a house nigger who will be compliant

NEW THREAD

Orton confirmed winning

>Shane
Wait what happened to Elias?

Injury

youtube.com/watch?v=jR3dBXiLaSY
youtube.com/watch?v=tHcc6mv2KLc
NIGGER
>hater
WORKED TILL HE SHOOTS
>worked till he shoots
SEETHE TO YOUR BOOTS
YOU'RE BLOWN OUT

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So WWE forgot in their excitement over being in MSG to actually book good shows, huh?

>""Injury""