SM/A/CKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2

Why would Gable be having a match in catering?

Great capacity.

KWAB

kek Corey speaking nip

Didn't win didn't lose

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I dont watch boreball

>bungles
so close so close but a sliver of hope remains

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WOO WOO WOO!

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HOLY FUCKING CUTE

Funny part is that Nakamura is speaking Kansai-ben, that's like Vince Russo making commentary for New York, even the nips watching don't get shit.

Punished for dating Charlotte while her dad's taking the WWE to court for using "The Man." She is immune because she is the modern Shawn Micheals without the talent and blonde

The Miz is far more valuable to the WWE than Andrade. Andrade will be in the indies in 5 years then retire and die young.
Miz will be with the WWE for decades to come.

what have I become

Paige looks miles grosser than how the artist draws her, it pisses me off.

What’s stopping Nakamura for saying something like “watch new japan pro wrestling” in Japanese? It’s not like anyone backstage understands Japanese

>Gnats
defense is ass

Ok so pretty much nothing of note will happen the rest of the show?

>Broncos
How the fuck do you lose to the fucking Raiders you fucking simps?

OH NO NO NO FELLOW E CHADS I THOUGHT THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT UNDER BISCHOFF

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Got Dammit. I didn't feel like rollin tonight.
Oh Well.

ROLL DAMN TIDE

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Naka is fucking doing gods work with his commentary kek

I want to lick her face

Rollan for ebony or blonde. Or Maria

gib phat ass

>Lions
haha

>Miz getting a 2 commercial break match in 2019

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Rollin' for either IIcnoic or Isla Dawn

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I’m oddly okay with this

I think miz has come a long way in the ring

But seeing him next to andrade is pretty exposing

first for we want Liv

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lol imagine sex with zelina she'd prob make u cum in 3 sec haha

I don't get why. They sound like valley girls chimpin out.

that back elbo andrade does always looks like shit desu

>Miz going over Andrade clean

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Remember when the Kliq was around and Vince couldn't punish Michaels because he was the top star and couldn't punish Nash and Hall because they were gone so he had to punish the fourth man by default so someone gets the punishment?

Same here with the female Kliq. Someone has to take the fall for Ric's shit. Except this time they don't wanna punish any of the Kliq so their boyfriends get the fall instead.

lol Apollo

You could tell Andrade didn't give a shit

Based Shinsuke burying Mizetty

We're not going to get a surprise Kane appearance tonight, are we?

SHE'S FAT

Why does Andrade's back elbow look better than Jericho's Judas Effect

King of the Pepe

Kek. Based and Sabanpilled

C'mon AJ just for the hell of it

He's a better wrestler

Andrade "Cero" Pesos

Congrats you beat a middle school JV tier school ya sister fucking geek Clemson is gonna BTFO you faggots again this year

MANDY

I'M COOOOMIN BROS

We fucking knew it.

Why doesn't she help her old partner??

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>Miz burying MUH indie darling
B-B-BASED

rolling

TRANSDY

>tfw you didn't have to post it this time
DING-DONG DIDDLY ROLL, BAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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>Shane gonna put someone over
based

LOL asp called it

FUCK
THIS
COMPANY

let's see who I'm jacking it to after I fail to bring a girl home from the bar

seethe more

Man D

TJ looking based asf tho plus at least we didn't lose like the bears ;)

Is Deadie Cuckerro main eventing?

In Kayfabe, Miz and Asuka ended that partnership in bad terms

NIOOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKK NOOOOOOOO DCKJKKKKKKFKEKRJ

AGGGHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKK DUCKKKKKKK NOOOO NOT SHANE FUCKKKKKKING HELL AGGGHHHH FUCKKKKK IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF FUCKKKKKKKK AGAGGAHAHAHHHHHHHH DUCUYUUUUU FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKFYXKKKKKKKKK I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT

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Busy making kino on YouTube

boycott NXT

>all business Sonya

OMG!

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>everyone just ignoring that disgusting botch
I’ve seen smoother botches by the womeme wrestlers

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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post yfw Shane goes on to the finals and gives Corbin the finger poke of doom

Wait so Corbin face turn!?

if shane mcmahon doesnt win tonight, ill eat my own pubes

asian please

user they are both dimes
and that accent works me into a ding dong diddly shoot

there is not a single person alive in the world that wants to see Shane "wrestle"

not even his sons

Somebody put a crown on the pepe.

>clowns
jdimsa

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We won the title game and are on route to win again ;p

You dyin to wash Trevor's hair for him, ain't you, Clemfag. Run your fingers through his mane. You beat a team we've owned for 7 yrs, cept when that shit drunk spooked the defense.

>shane with corbin's tats

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Seth ROLLins lol

Wembley >>>
And I’m American

I want to see Shane fall off of things that are really high up.

>Reigns and Miz couldnt get a singles win over Shane
>Chad Gable will

fucking BASED

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roll

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING AND ALL OF YOU FUCKING SHITS. I'M OUT.

>Packers

Glad we won (beating the Bears twice a year is a good season so half way there) but nervous for the rest of the season.

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Rolling for non uggo

Bears losing was nice and all but, y'know, would've preferred we won

>tfw they may actually about to push a wrestler the same height as me
Feels good
MANLETS RISE UP

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Give me one Phoenix, please

And you probably want to share your sister with tua beat a ranked team then talk ya garbage lol

>Shane wrestles far more now than 20 yrs ago when he was young and athletic

I'd cum as soon as she took her shoes off

:)

Good one all fronts.

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>manlets rise up
let me get my ladder

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Yeah, you're on the way to the final 4. Look at your shit schedule. Life is good when you have a Alabama grad coaching your school in the fucking ACC. Who the fuck is your competition? UVA?

>Mandy talking
pls no

someone post all of that fucked up makeup mandy wore of table for 3. holy fucking yuck

It's the lions man it's to be expected

Not happening and you both know it. Shane is a mark for himself and will put himself over because his dad forgot to take his alzheimers meds again.

roll

Yikes

crickets for the whore

yikes

>yikes
Mandy confirmed Yea Forumsie

OH NO NO NO NO NO
GAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Wow, Brilliant promo by Mandy

YIKES

>I LOVE YOU MANDY

Lads I lost my dream journal i was writing for a year straight.
Literally one year of my life just gone like that.

I'm unironically going to kill myself this week. Just wanted to say that i love all of you except JJ, Cody Collier, Bix and Corey Graves.

Rip

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Sonya's really working me tonight lads.

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mandy sounds like a female randy orton

>RAT
>the rat comes out
POTTERY

>yikes

1/10 promo

I just tuned in, are there tarps?

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL WOMEN UGLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Zero reaction for Mandy
>Pop for Bliss

>Jets

It was fucking magical. Like not in the positive way but you just had to be impressed by how hard it got fucked up.

BASED BLISS ABOUT TO SET THIS DRAG QUEEN STRAIGHT!

YIKES

I LOVE YOU MANDY!

worked yourself into a shoot brother

Corbin vs Shane - how many stars?

YIKES

Speaking of rats.

Fucking LOL at a Bama fan talking about an ez schedule take a look at bamas schedule if you can even read retard

>YIKES
BASED MANDY

>Call Cross a rat
>Alexa cvomes out

Kekola

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And you people like Mandy?

Nikki doesn't look like a rat. That's Alexa.

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And a rat reference!

>yikes
>rat

WHAT THE FUCK BROS
THEY'RE STEALING OUR MATERIAL

what a promo, lads

inspired

>yikes
I knew browsed here.

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Based Otis sitting in the crowd tonight

so many it's embarassing

:(

>rat
IS MANDY AN Yea ForumsIE

Mandy looks like a tranny. Nikki is a pale Scottish goddess and works my cock into a ding-dong diddly shoot daily.

Did you check the dreamcatcher?

>Yikes
>rat
MANDY CONFIRMED Yea ForumsIE HOLY FUCK!

She said yikes and rat in the same promo, this cant be real.

what are you talking about there was legit zero reaction for both of them. no one likes womens wrestling

Flat ass jew ho

>someone says rat
>alexa immediately appears
What did Vince mean by this?

let the botches hit the floor

I feel bad every time I say this, but I would nut in Nikki Cross.

Mandy’s cheeks are stubby, but not really flat.

Just joined what did I miss

>Mandy said rat and yikes
SHE KNOWS ABOUT US?

Is Mandy, dare I say it /ourblonde/ ?

Now now it's just coincidence unless Taker comes out in biker gear and Mmmmmm's, then I'll panic

>Awesome Kong
BASED
>Welfare Queen
SUPER BASED
>pic related
HOLY FUCKING BASED

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Can't wait to hear her say Ding-Dong Diddlyand Ding Dong

Does Mandy rose post on 4chinz?

so which one is the face here? legit question
also the ugly shaming will get them some shit in the future

Tom corpsing on the mic again

Womens """wrestling"""""

>Byron incel joke

KWAB

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I came here specifically to see you all marking out at Mandy confirming her Yea Forums membership

Whoever is from creative reading this, have someone fucking say ding-dong diddly

Actually Vince is the Shane's mark. Remember Vince wanted to be a wrestler but his dad didn't let him? It's like a genderbent dance moms

I'm muting this shit and listening to old talk n shop episodes instead.
youtu.be/5TYMs7N7My8

Nikki is the only real face, the dumb innocent one getting played and used by Ratlexa

>the ugly shaming will get them some shit in the future
She is a heel saying mean things. Stop the fucking presses

its suicide awareness day, dont fucking do it

>HUURR SHE SAID WORD DAT I SAID
fuck off retards

>jewish "ass"
leave it to the latina's

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/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

YES. This means Mandy wins. AT LAST, Mandy will get a title.

Yeah, try to call some diva a slut, watch as your show is cancelled.

Blisscels seething already.

nikki cross is garbage

There were far too many manlet jokes for Chad to NOT be going over

Is Bliss a face or heel still?

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>Nia Jax
>Nikki

so Alexa is cursed to the "ugly bff" plot as Dolph is to "I'VE BEEN HERE FOR [X] YEARS AND I'M TAKING MY SHOT WITH YOU, [CURRENT MID-CARD CHAMPION]."

you can't even get over /circ/, jobber

OTIS

Based Otis

Live sex celebration with Sonya?

no, we just book WWE. didnt u get the memo in January?

Yep, lesbians are winning at CoC

see you next week

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>that weak rollup

why even bother with that match

STEAKS AND WEIGHTS BABE

We'll have a lot more chances than you. Syracuse, FSU and BC compared to LSU, Auburn and probably UGA in the Con Game. You'll be facing another 7-5 team in the ACC game. BTW, the F4 record is 2-2, in case you just started watching football, kid.

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DIMES

Yes.

Bliss is face. She has a friend.

How long have those stickers been on Heavy Machinery's gear? Covering up Dozer is criminal.

Third time's the charm, c'monnnnn thotty Bayleyyyyyy....

Height,weights,shower,sex,clue

Still mad salty for
>Field goal at :02

Probably she revived her own general.
Based Otis on my TV

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cope

Lose weight pig

I WANT ALEXA BLISS TO MOW MY LAWN

>Yeah, try to call some diva a slut, watch as your show is cancelled
She just called her ugly you fucking geek go cry on twitter or something holy shit you are retarded

>challengers lose before PPV
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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Why not both?

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Why are so many pins lately so bad? I feel like at least half of them lately there's a very obvious shoulder up the entire time

this

how do I obtain a body like big bad based Otis?

Is this supposed to be the go-home show?

HEAVY DIME-CHINERY

OHH YEAA

FAAAK TAAKKEY I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOMING

Book the Kabukis you cowards!

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a heel calling a face fat wouldn't go these days, i'm pretty sure calling someone ugly wont be ok either

eat lots of oats

How do I stop being shy, lads?

Moolah? Dat Depression era cooch? Umm...er... ok, I guess.

rollin rollin rollin

yes

DING-DONG DIDDLY WORKED

I’ll leave heart disease and ballooning after childbirth to the Latinas.

So that's it for Nakameme and Bliss in CoC right? So the card of winners of CoC is
>Seff
>Gween tea
>BIG AOG
>Becketty
>Charlotte
>Adolph + Bobby
I'm missing someone? Is the new day even defending? Or Styles for what matter?

Alright ya old boomer sister fucker stay seething ya lost to the next GOAT QB ;)

is that Zangief?

>"ROMAN, YOU'RE THE NEW FACE OF OUR COOL CANCER KIDS PROGRAM. STAND IN FRONT OF THIS GREEN SCREEN AND SAY THE LINES GODDAMN IT."

Study Otis brother.

doesn't mean shit anymore

Just now finishing up my shift, what have I missed?

will use support conor /aps/?

Its like watching Game of Thrones then all characters stop mid show to do ad for charity

didnt Bliss call Nia fat all the time?

>Based Sarcoma Warrior kills the promo

Put the strap on him, Maggle, this kid's going to the moon.

>All titles on the line
They probably gonna announce the other later this week.

test
Coffee
Cawfee
Covfefe

Nobody is going to give a fuck expect ugly unpassable trannys who fucking cares

BAY LENO BTFO

>No shape
>Probably sags like hell nude

IM GONNA DING-DONG DIDDLY CUM LADS

>last week you talked about elevating the division which babyfaces do, then you used a chair, which heels do, that's not the babyface I know!

What is this after-school special womeme bullshit?

>Is the new day even defending?

against Revival I imagine

Notice how the inferior insectoid roachoid wh*te edomite QUIVERS in fear when a Son of Kemet declares his authority. Their women BOW to us, our hypnotic gaze seducing every wh*te female who so much as walks past us. We take a stand against the antagonism and subjugation of our people for 400 YEARS, FOUR ZERO ZERO, yet the eternal wh*te thinks a handful of insignificant throw away handouts could EVER make up for the unimaginable prolonged suffering of our people. We, the Holy Black Sons of Kemet, blessed by our melanated skin, greater testosterone, and superior muscle mass, will take back what RIGHTFULLY belongs to by FORCE. There will be no hesitation in decimating any opposition on sight. Soon, eery sissy wh*te will want to ASK to so much as BOW to their Kemetic Overlords, and that is it they do everything to appease us. Your days of anti-Kemetism are over and that throne will belong to US.

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Mandy Rose starting spouting several Yea Forums catchphrases

rollin for 92

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Heel Bayley is already 10x better than face Bayley. I want her to bully my dick with her butt

Does anyone on Yea Forums ever donate to Connors Cure?

>local jobbers
>at fucking MSG
what is this

BASED

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I've pretty sure I've seen one of these jobbers before but I have no idea where.

>local jobbers

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>Alex Keaton

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Didn't read, get to the point quicker nigger role player, I can smell you from here, take a shower

So the jobbers of this match are gonna be AEW's next Tag Team Champions?

They did it lads they actually managed to make a worse character than Bayley...Heel Bayley

Bayley is just an evil bitch

Fucking Johnny Silver from CZW?

Connor's dead though
you can't cure death
and whatever "cure" they were trying to use on him clearly didn't work

haha yeah

Just like the good old days.

Snorlax used Belly Drum

what you do for a living?

*ends kabukis chances of ever appearing again in your path*

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is that the villain

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Where the fuck are the Usos?

>"beating down becky elevates the women's division?"
I don't care much for wamemes wrestling, but it does because that bloke is fucking taking up the spotlight with her ratings killing ass

Raw and off air

>Otis' gimmick is that he's dimes

jail

Based pepe o mac

On their penitentiary

Lads how do I reach based Otismode.

Knife salesman, to make the long story short of it

I'm getting asleep bros

HM are fucking based

NEW THREAD

The three F’s of Kevin Owens
>French
>Fat
>faggot

The penitentiary

New

looks like lady gaga

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Drunkenly speeding down a high way away from the bar they were just in and fleeing the police.

GET IN HERE

>Chad Gable
>A Job

YA Git It?

Nigger please tell me you don’t work for that scam company

Steak, Weights, and Swiping Left on Tinder.

Kevin Owens hype sure fell of the fucking cliff

She's face now, evn though it doesn't make any sense since the story was that she was using Nikki. But whatever.

Which one?

Bruh, we aren't at 310 yet, you ding dongs

they're developing a Lazarus Pit

drunk

Otis just did the fuckin' Worm.

NEW THREAD LADS

New

I don't get it. What was the point of all the Shane/Owens thing if no matter the outcome Shane would win because he's the owner?

never come backto /hoc/

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where is Carder?

in the back having a nap

Never been, so easy enough

>do reps with awkward shit like tires, chains, furniture, pushing cars, etc 2 days a week
>keep making/finding stuff that's heavy to add to your heavy stuff
>eat one huge, sloppy meal a day after lifting, the rest of the time just eat snacks
>ride beach cruisers up steep hills on your tippy toes 1 day a week, to build epic calf muscles
>NEVER check your weight, judge only how much weight you can move
>NEVER drive when you can bike
>NEVER bike when you can walk
>NEVER walk when you can run
You'll get there in about 90 days or so

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Anyone with a brain can translate if he say 'nihon puroressu' but then again WWE run by retards so he might get away with it.