Smackdown Gamethread #1: Same Location, Same Arena Edition

I think I'll just watch Monday Night Football again instead.

Smack will probably be lower if the usual pattern stays.

>Shane comes out
>does his retarded self mark dance
>ahem.... Unfortunately Elias is injured..... and Chad, we're not just gonna give you the easy way out and give you a bye to the final. No, you will be fighting tonight. So I'm making your match an open challenge. The first man to come out and challenge you is your match.
>So.... I, shane mcmahon, declare that your match tonight.... IS WITH M-
>WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!
>BAH GAWD THAT'S ZACK RYDER'S MUSIC
>YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>Based Broski barrels past Shane, hurtles into the ring and begins a stiff elbow exchange with Chad
>Shane awkwardly buttons his shirt back up and leaves
This EXACT sequence of events is happening lads, I can feel it.

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SPIN THE WHEEL!

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End of the game. I won.

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Think Reigns, Styles, Roode and Undertaker all have a prayer session together before every show?

Smackchads, while we wait for the most electrifying 2 hours in sports entertainment

Asshole I thought I was finally free

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almost time lads

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 15 minutes until a Badd Ass event

Imagine having to tarp off Madison Square Garden

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>call a loved one

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10 MINUTES

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Triple H was right. People like Kofi don't draw.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TARPS AND HOW YOU LAY EM

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embarrassing desu

Pathetic

Cant wait to say the n-word with my Smackbros

>wwe will die in your lifetime

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Is an tarp the brother of an chamu?

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thank god

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Alright. Rev up those MMMMs.

If you say so.
WWE had it's kino moments, even in the PG era.
If it dies, what's left? AEW trannies and NJPW chopping with virtually no storylines

Am I HIV negative? I really want to try PReP.

Why do you cheer for Orton when he's a racemixing AWOL drug cheat? Kofi is a good family man.

Zzzzzzzzzzz

mmmmmmm

BONG

kek at that fat geek sperging out

THEN.

Little Lungs better show up tonight

Opening with the Undertakers DONG I see.

lol undercarder got 1/3rd of Austin's pop

Mmmmmmmmmm

WHY
YA
CRYIN'
MARK
?

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DING

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm the weekend came early baby.

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MMMMMMMM

THEN
NOW
FOREVER
fucking based

>starting with Undercarder

It's like Vince is allergenic to ratings.

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NOW.

DEAD MAN WALKING

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

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MMMMMMMMMMMMM DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

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based

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

and the tarps go wild

hmmmmMMMMmmm?

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Mmmmmmmmmmm now this is one badass way to start based smack

Because diversity and drugs are based and the military is cringe, dummy

Someone please say they got the fatty in the front saying "oh my god" to the camera

DONG

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ALREADY WEEKEND

tarps mmmm wouldn't want to mess with them

>More pyro then WWE.

Pathetic.

>ratings won't be near 1.8M
SAD!

He is challenging the undertaker.

>not ABA Taker

Why won't Vince give us what we really want?

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That was me.

They are strapping a rocket to Bray. Holy shit. I assume Bray drops Taker at CoC then wins the strap at HiaC.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Mmmmmmm badd ass!

Yeah he really helped out UT this weekend.

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Get a load of those sluts in the front row

MMMM WOULDNT WANT TO MESS WITH THEM

>those hot bitches marking out for the Undertaker
based

DAMMIT DUNN

It's a full house capacity crowd you geek.

>no teardrop tattoo

baka

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Helped them choke dick that is.

HORNS DOWN BITCH

Mmmmmmmm...Madison Square Garden...

>*jobs to LSU in your path*

Either this or jinder my dude

UNDER TAKER
UN DER TAKER

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>that shot of all those zoomers just standing there filming on cameras while the Badd Ass walked past
Fucking cringe
Back in my day.....
*sip*
Mmmmmmmmmm

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>That reaction.
Asp BTFO.

I'm sorry I'm new to wrestling. Who is this tranny with hair extensions and eye liner?

He better get to do big evil one last time after it's all said and done

UNDER CARDER CLAPCLAPCLAP

>The Fiend comes out and just has a staredown with Taker. Then leaves.

is Taker just gonna do a promo? This is gonna suck.

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WYATT OR WE RIOTT

based Taker still draws the rats

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>Can't even reply to the right post
Smh desu senpai

WE LOVE YOU BABY!

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If you are gonna cut off the visitors AC, next time get Kane Teasipper.

Look at his fucking disgusting hair extensions

UNDER TAKE HER

Is this his retirement speech?

Why are you looking yaself into your boyfriends mirror?

what is this promo

get this fucking shitter off my tv

WWE hiring 3 roastie plants to mark out for Carder.

maybe

What's with all the nostalgia acts reminiscing recently? Every week one of the older guys comes out and starts talking about the history of WWE and shit.

Cringe. Take is all time GOAT promo ya goober

dead man snoozing.

He's 50+, it's a miracle he still has hair to extend

I’ve busted my ass with college, 2 masters, climbing the ladder with jobs.
I can’t describe the rage I feel seeing some fat slob wear the same crusty green shirt every week sitting in $700 seats

I mean, we're almost hitting double digits when it comes to those from him.

Did they really just bring back undertaker so he could suck off MSG?

LMAO TAKER GIVING THE EULOGUE FOR WWE
ITS OVER

fiend ?

Shit ratings begging boomers to tune back in

>Zayn
excuse me, what?

THE CURTAIN CALL OHHH SHIIIIIT

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Is he gonna put over Nakamura?

not at promos

imagine tuning into this for the first time in years and seeing this guy interrupt the undertaker

Big evil/aba is, sure. Deadman more hit or miss

>Carder right now

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Mmmmmmmmm MSG is truly badd ass

BASED

KILL THIS TERRORIST AMERICAN BADASS

So who else is buying this?

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MMMMMMMMMMMM DONT WANNA MESS WITH YOUR TV

my stream is so late i may as well be watching RAM

Mmmmm...

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Undertaker about to take out another terrorist on the eve of 9/11

watching this shit for the first time in years and this is what i get, i'm almost sad about how awful this is

You guys ruined the undertaker for me. Fuck this board lmao

Has it really been 30 fucking years

>wasting taker on a syrian refugee

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He earns more money than you and is probably semi-retired at the very least. Every city he goes he fucks only the finest women.

Mmmm sami you cannot kill which is already dead mmmmmmmmm

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Imagine the type of people NOT cringing at this

sure bro, unless you’ve been dicking all those aew trannies. Then you might wanna get tested before being prescribed the prep

Shout out camo guy with his WCW Belt directly in front of hard cam

Kinda want to. I live upstate. The Austin one is way better tho

The bike in the desert promo is literally top 5 all time get a clue nerd

and Taker was just about to bring Roman Reigns to climax. Just needed to tickle the balls a bit more

I didn't even realize we are 1 day before the traditional 9/11 day. Time fucking flies fast.

>QUICK MARK, PUT OVER THE SHOW
>hey guys, remember all the people that made Smackdown great?
>yeah?
>THEY'RE GONE
Great job Mark.

As a non-american I forgot that the 9-11 was a thing, thanks user for the reminder.

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undertaker truly loves wrestling you gotta respect it

>Terrorist appears.
>Not American Badass.
Missed chance.

>Crowd singing the theme of the guy interrupting the 'carder

mmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>DUDE
>WE'RE IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

why are they putting this arena over so much ?

i don't remember the last time Taker was interrupted

mmmm that's 30 pure strikes, Sami
bring a bottle of halal milk

I’m not watching but is Undertaker burying Sami?

>interrupts the dead man
>they still sing his song
Mmmmmmm that’s not badd asss

Mmm interrupt me boy? Pure strikes coming ur way mmmmmm

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Mmmm eat fresh

holy based, the mad musulmán is going to do it

>getting worked
Carder is my favorite wrestler of all time and he's the king of dimes but that doesn't change the fact that it's sometimes fun to laugh at your heroes. Mmm

>sami fucking zayn

what are they even doing anymore

>tfw you remember when he premiered 30 years ago at Survivor Series

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Sami about to get buried.

>Putting himself over
>When he was the valet of Nakameme
Excuse me what the fuck?

Because it's Vince's backyard.

its 9/11 here wtf are they putting a muslim on mic in fucking MADISON SQUARE GARDEN?
MMMMMMMMMMM DONT MESS WITH EUROPOOR TIMEZONES

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>no you suck dick chants

You probably live in some flyover dump town.
I live in ny and despise nyc but it’s wwe home field

>clash of champions is Sunday night
> I'm a Falcons fan in Texas and hardly ever get to see them on TV and this might be my only chance
shit

Mm

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>The future is Muslim

What did Sami mean by this?

Vince is throwing shit at the wall @ this point

Taker and Sami LMAO

Pure strikes incoming

THE FUTURE IS MUSLIM

memes say that they want to be the only wrestling company that can run in the arena so they're really playing up the building for the owner

Badasses are honest, he couldn't help it

He’s hijacking the promo from taker

>turn around
He wants him to walk out backwards?

/pol/ shits get out

>turn around

Asking for the torch instead of earnin' it? MMMMMMMMmmmmmm I sentence you to the purest of strikes

Sami always has to tell them to cut the music quickly before the crowd gets too into it

What the KOTR should have been:

>Semifinals
Raw - Mcintyre vs Ricochet
Smackdown - Aleister Black vs Andrade

>Finals
Mcintyre vs Black with either of them winning being fine.

surely you have access to the award winning WWE network for the low price of $9.99/month and can watch Clash of Champions Monday??

Mmmmm this my ring syrian boy

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Is it me or there's more traffic in the Smack gamethreads?

>Sami getting buried instead of Slater

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>No Bray
SHIT
PROMO

wow its just raw but with carder and sami instead of austin and aj

Why do they call it Xbox 360

How is Sami Zayn still on the roster? The guy sucks, is boring, and an absolute cuckold.

Kang black has a nice ring to it

Of course not, Vince probably just forgot Sami was managing Nakamura.

based

Drew got surgery

Taker is a draw

Mmmmmmmm. Better order a grubhub to bring a CASE of Jack, boy. Mmmmm.

He could barely chokeslam Zayn?

DONG

Vince has probably forgotten about Slater

there's never a point to anything that happens

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>KO is getting pushed as the top face
>Sami plays second banana to Nakamura and jobs to Taker

What was the point of that? Undertaker apparently completely forgot what he was going to say and just leaves.

kek there was no slam in that

Why is he not big evil right before 9/11 that shit writes itself, fucking hell wwe

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I’m not even joking when I say this. But I used to think taker was a forever badass until I saw him waiting on lebron James. That one image completely ruined it for me

What was the point of Undertaker opening? This is just an attention grab.

The upside to being at MSG is Undertaker can just catch NJ Transit and be back in Trenton by 9pm.

Hahaha Chad Gable looks like a gay middle school boy

BASED CHAD

I have Zero patience
For anyone
Who claims
Sami is not the 2nd best talent in the company

based

HERE COMES THE PEPE

To draw the simps

Basically

>bernie sanders supporter confronts zombie trump supporter

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>Dead silence for Gable.
It hurts

Holy shit Chad looks like a Chad.

Alright Smackdown is over. Everyone go home. Let's wait for Rock in the FOX debut of the show for now.

Laughed out loud at Sami pretending to be a vegetable and then directly eyeballing the camera

Drew incoming

>Miz
Well it gets worse

we all know its gonna be shane

when do you think taker will retire?

well of course but not watching wrestling live is cringe. it's why I skip taped shows

Corbin BTFO.
Looks like Shane McMahon is winning the KotR this year.

Mizzzzzzzzzz

Manlets aren’t Chads.

I don't understand, people were fucking bouncing from the rafters for him last week

never. as we speak vince is developing highly advanced "weekend at burnie's" voodoo to bring him back

>Bernie supporter
wtf I love sami now

>that lingering look
AGGGHHHHH FUCKKKKK ITS FUCKING SHANE ISNT IT AHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKL HES PUTTING HIMSELD OVER AFAINNNNN JUST STOP THIS FCKING MAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GOD

When you reach 54, I want you to pick up a grown man over 6 ft in the air and slam him down and see how easy It'll be. Don't @ me when you do, though; I'll probably be dead from old age.

>miz beating andrade "cien" almas
cringe

He always gets the crowd fire up when wrestling.

He's out with an injury.

hot crowd was bouncing for everyone last week

He won't. They will always prop up his corpse in a corner when ratings are down. He'll just literally become the dead man.

Casual audience doesn't know him by sight and name yet but when he gets to work he gets over quickly with them every time
They will go nuts for him later

I knew the moment I saw him there, LSU had it in the bag.

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wew how to fucking kill the show already.

Makes sense. Shane is a burning cauldron of ambition since capturing the prestigious WWE World Cup. He wants it more.

Watching wrestling is cringe, not just on a delay.

>The Jiz match

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Was that fucking Rudy selling me KFC?

He just signed a new 20 year contract. Vince will be dragging him out till he actually IS a dead man.

GIMME IT TO ME BABY RICK JAAAAAMES

Kek get one of Sami looking into the camera

Pocket time.

>Naka on commentary

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kek he really went back to the No Speak Engrish gimmick

She smol.

Funaki should be Nak's translator.

He's the Intercontinental Championship

It's like poetry

Who's going to translate for Funaki?

I wasn't paying attention, who is gable facing tonight?

>Nak speaking Jap
>Corey "understands" him
Honestly highlight of the night so far

hello

>Tranquilo

Graves trying to bury Naito?

Shane

Mystery opponent

Elias got vanished from the tournament because of a injury.

letting foreigners speak their language instead of broken english is actually an improvement desu

I wana fuck that little goblin then put her in my pocket

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fucking hell im fucking kekking to nakas commentary, sounds like a brando impersonation

Buddy Murphy

The ultimate warrior

BASED CORY BURYING MIZZETTY.

Miz is fucking dreadful

>graves saying tranqulio
Yikes!

Tajiri?

So is Nak just slyly shit-talking them to their face? Considering where we are odds are one of us can roughly speak moon.

Nia Jax

I've never seen commercials that made me want to play a game less than the ones that have aired for Gears 5. Jesus Christ.

Ok but who's lying

Naito needs to come down and drop Miz's face into the apron Kota-style for that tranquilo insult.

Gears of Cringe

he was in the dark match

One is right and the other is the likely outcome.

I missed it, what did he do?

He's back for ONE MORE RUN BROTHER.

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the dead man mmmm

They are both right technically

NEW THREAD

gears of a dead franchise

That fucking cover is STILL FUCKING HORRIBLE

nigger

The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.

Vince Russo thinks that Miz would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Eric Bischoff loved the Miz promo on Daniel Bryan on Talking Smack: youtube.com/watch?v=fRDx5hRm6oU [Open]

Spoony went from hating Miz to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s [Open]
twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s [Open]

Mickey James appreciates the Miz: twitter.com/MickieJames/status/899807247127248898

Even Dave Meltzer likes Miz's promo on Reigns and Cena: youtube.com/watch?v=p3KHIBJvYgk [Open]

Even John Cena respects the Miz: youtu.be/FScRm8eTWYc?t=2m17s [Open]

Even Rolling Stone named Miz as the Wrestler of the Year 2017: rollingstone.com/sports/features/wwe-wrestler-of-the-year-the-miz-w514141

Even Ryback calls Miz the Best Natural Wrester Ever: wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0203/636649/ryback-thinks-wwe-raw-star-is-one-of-the-best-wrestlers-of-all/

Ric Flair calls Miz the Greatest Heel in Wrestling Today: wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0305/637587/the-miz-reacts-to-ric-flair-saying-he-the-best-heel-in-wrestling/

Jeff Jarrett praises the Miz, saying, "You're doing the Intercontinental Title proud!" twitter.com/cagesideseats/status/982445260428242944

In his podcast with Christian, Edge calls Miz as someone who keeps recreating and reinventing himself: youtu.be/S7-4Iw1mFS8?t=18m58s [Open]

Tyler Breeze calls Miz unselfish in the Edge and Christian Podcast: youtu.be/S7-4Iw1mFS8?t=19m41s [Open]

Taz also acknowledges how Miz reinvents himself constantly: youtube.com/watch?v=WSXaKxbNsfg&feature=youtu.be&t=11m14s [Open]

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It wasn't Miz that said Tranquilo it was Graves.
And it would be pointless because Graves' neck is already sawdust.

It's even worse than the commercials suggest

YOU DESERVE IT!

YOU DESERVE IT!

YOU DESERVE IT!

when you watch live, you might actually get an Owen Hart moment. Enzo breaking his neck on the ropes was the last time I popped

I'm on board with either

wasn't that Simon botch's fault tho??

GET IN HERE

He did the tranquilo pose after Almas did it. Almas won't do it cos he works for same company. But Universal Justice maintains that Naito should come in and blast Miz's necj6and face into sawdust.

Half these links are broken.

I was talking about Miz doing the pose. I'm just glad Graves has the balls to make a NJPW/CMLL reference.

maybe? I just remember the injury lol

user was

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