Here's your 2019 King of the Ring, bro

Because king corbins based

Based

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I put a 5 euro bet on him at 50/1 for a joke.
I don't know what's happening. He better fucking win

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>implying Corbin isn't

He is the singular heel they have that the faggot smarks don't just end up cheering for muh workrate. He is such a good heel nobody can physically contain their seethe.
He is 10x more valuable than boomer joe

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Because people actually boo Corbin

>don't do anything worthwhile with heel wrestlers to make them worthwhile and they're not worth anything
makes you think

who?

Probably. His whole story has been "GABLE UR TOO SMALL" so having him beat Corbin is a good way to cap that story. And now that I think about it, it's been a little over three years since American Alpha got called up, so Gable probably either is up soon or already re-signed, so he's getting a push.

This plus Corbin really doesn't need a KOTR win push whereas Gable would get over as fuck

a good heel is someone you love to hate
that's not corbin

Yep I'm thinking this right here is a textbook case of being appropriately WORKED by the heel. Based Big Dimes King Corbin the only heel doing his job right
Smarketties literally cannot HANDLE the fact that they are getting worked by BBDKC

because vince is a senile geezer who can't be removed by his own board because of the stock structure

He was literally getting "Let's go Corbin" chants last night you donut. There is NOT a single person wrestling fans won't ironically cheer for. I thought Jinder's title reign was evidence of that.

I just hope he doesn't carry around a fucking scepter.

Joe has the better look, mic skill, moveset and theme song therefore in my perspective he's the better heel

You can be an autistic retard all you like, it doesn't make you right.

I live the hate he gets from the IWC so im gonna go with Corbin is a based heel.

>it's a let's pretend Corbin is an effective heel even though every available metric has been in freefall with him as top heel on Raw thread

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Bruh this dude name is literally Chad, has fire workrate but is so short. It's like he curse or some shit.

It's taller than him.

Joe is fat, doesnt get heat, Corbs has better looking moveset and he theme is more badass.
Sorry but no internet darling is a good heel.

I think that has more to do with seth's geek ass
Nothing corbin has done has been as bad as that seth promo last night

>Its a poster claiming Corbin is not a good heel while clearly getting worked in his post episode.

How are smarks THIS worked by King Corbin kek.
They are so proud of not being able to be worked that when Based Big Dimes King Corbin shows up and literally FORCES them to start frothing at the mouth in hatred, they cannot stand it.
BBDKC is going to be around for a long time and I'm going to enjoy every seething post online complaining about it

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Daniel Bryan

There is absolutely legitimately no way KOTR makes any sense with Gable winning it
>it's a push!
For what? The IC title? Bingo hall low card champion. The US title? Never happening, AJ needs it now that he runs a heel stable. The WWE title? He's way too small to even beat that Kofi shitter.
Corbin is the only one that could legit do it and he's hated enough that burying Kofi would get him death threats from Twitter.
Joe is a massive babyface
>le cuckina clutch after the face match and le GONNA VISIT UR BABY LMOA promo
He's a face, nobody actually boos him as a heel. They want him to win and nobody holds any serious grudge, they actually feel sorry for how badly he's been jobbed out. If he had destroyed Ricochet clean yesterday people would've popped.
Since you can't be homophobic, transphobic, sexist, ableist, ageist, anythingist really, the only thing you can do to get heat is write down whoever the marks want to see come out on top, and have them become the heel's whipping boys. What he did to Ricochet was perfect, he took the gay midget and tossed him out effortlessly.
There wasn't a better moment for Corbin to become the WWE champion than webm related.
>hits her
>Seth attacks
>low blow
>roll up pulling the pants
People would have literally tried to stab him.
Nobody buys a heel without titles. The main reason Nexus folded was Woi Barra not winning the WWE title, courtesy of John Cancer

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>Chad thread.
>Its actually a Corbin thread.
Coincidence? I think not.

He's a tweener booked against a "go away" face.

>I like things because they suck

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I like a heel that works people.

No one hates Bryan. He gets support no matter his alliance.

Seth sucks too but your hero can only be as good as the villain he's up against. Seth only became the top babyface on Raw this year and Corbin has been murdering Raw's ratings for way longer than that. Remember Constable Corbin?

At least we know Raw will always have at least two viewers.

Nobody buys a heel without a title, you're right. But nobody would buy Corbin with the title. That's why he's never gotten one. That's why he got memed out of the briefcase by fucking Jinder of all people.

>yet another post complaining about how Corbin is not a good heel, yet in the exact post he is showcasing why in fact Corbin IS a good heel because he is revving you like this
A bad heel would be someone who can't get any heat. KO is a bad heel, Joe is a bad heel, Bayley will be WOAT heel.
Corbin is a fantastic heel and the more you all seethe, the more you all prove it.

Depends on who hates him. Simps? Then he's good.

Nobody buys a heel with or without the title, but WWE has been for so long without a proper heel with a world title it's become tragic at this point.
They completely buried the concept of heels and faces, and nobody draws.
How am I supposed to feel sympathetic for the face if there's no legit heat coming from a heel doing him shit? Are they face because Vince tells me they are?
>that's the mindset, yes
Wrestling is dead.

This is cope. He was getting a lot of heat in his feud with AJ and especially Kofi. Theory debunked. Post ignored, You = BTFO.

Nice revisionist story.

Worked

The faces are all reactive bitchmade idiots that are impossible to cheer for, which makes it so nobody cares about the heels fucking with them. The heels beat up the lameass babyfaces so people like them. The only heels that get booed are the people that are even lamer than the babyfaces, like Corbin.

>Wrestling is dead.
No, just WWE.

>he's getting a lot of heat from [ONLY REAL BABYFACE AT THE TIME IN WWE] and [WOKE PANDERING CHAMPION PEOPLE WILL CRY RACISM OVER THE DAY HE LOSES THE TITLE]
You're a fucking genius, bro.

So we agree that internet favorite Daniel Bryan was doing a good job as a heel. Good.

>mfw Bryan is a better heel than Corbin will ever be

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What a dweeb.

That's bullshit. A good heel is like a good villain in a film. A great foil for the hero to overcome.
If people genuinely hate the heel, people won't watch.

To make you smarks literally seethe when its not a workrate geekfest.

Fucking moron

>I'm clearly worked and here's why I'm not in fact worked

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My favorite thing about these kinds of posts is that people who like Corbin really praise his workrate and "moveset." They think he's actually improved a lot. Just go to any reddit thread (or just wait more reddit opinions to seep into Yea Forums like the meme that Corbin is a good heel lmao)

There's no way Ellias is winning, so Chad is the second finalist.
Which begs the question why did they bury him so hard with the manlet stuff? Couldn't they portray him as an underdog without that?

To amuse Vince and make sure Chad doesn't actually get over in winning.

I just checked what you were saying and it turns out that hating Corbin is in fact reddit and the Corbros are in fact not reddit, you redditor

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Is it really frothing when I just find him boring as fuck? He either lands the end of days and wins the match or he never uses the move and loses most of the time. I just find him in incredibly dull matches. You can blame booking I guess, but eh.

I don't even watch that shit

You're retarded. Reddit unironically loves the idea of King Corbin. But ultimately it doesn't matter, 4channel is literally just Reddit-lite but entirely delusional about the whole thing.

Bryan is like Styles, he's bulletproof, both could pull heel, face and R-Truth retarded and both would work fine. The problem is always who you pitch them against.
And what would Corbin have to do to make you hate him? Let's hear some questions.
Hint: no pedo stalking angles, no attacking after a match. That's what WWE is doing and it's not working.
They've been riding this "Rey Mysterio" (midget pinning people twice his size) train for a few months now, Gable is no different.
Then you must have chewed your own lips and tongue in sheer rage during the Edge reigns, since after his neck surgery he was a fucking shitter for well over seven years.

>Which begs the question why did they bury him so hard with the manlet stuff? Couldn't they portray him as an underdog without that?
Because they are fucking morons. The guy was at Olympics. It doesn't matter he is not some lanky dude who got some muscle mass.

>unironically loves
They're ABC (not the channel, Anybody But Corbin): if brown, short and flippy even better.

>some jabroni with a PhD in Reddit Studies is here to tell me why Corbin is actually unbased
yeah this isnt working for me brother

>And what would Corbin have to do to make you hate him? Let's hear some questions.
Nothing, he's a shit worker, a shit talker and he has teenage girl tattoos.

If you say so. I mistakenly check out the comments for some of their posts and I always see a lot of love for Corbin. I guess it's whenever Meltzer shits on him because they also really hate Dave.

holy WORKED

Because they think you can mock and deride and bury a babyface as much as you want, but if he wins at the end, he'll be over.

care to extrapolate?

I don't mind Corbin as the KOTR. Gable is ok, too.

PLEASE NO ELLIAS.

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I dunno, I still find him really boring compared to like, say, Roode during his TNA days, as he was able to power entire cities with his heel heat, compared to a lot of Baron's work. I'll even say Dolph is the better heel in the company right now

Ko isn't a heel though, he's arguably a face now

>bryan is like styles
Styles isn't even close to as good as bryan, as much as I love style.
Not fair to compare the 2. Bryan is the best ever. AJs flaws have become a bit more apparent the last few years.

the only guy I can see close to Bryan is Sami, as far as skill and heel/face work.

Never liked edge a ton even before that, so I was pretty exasperated, yeah

Elias literally just got pulled due to injury

You already know who the replacements gonna be... THE BEST IN THEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOORLD

Wouldn't be surprised if they gave Joe or Ricochet another chance just to job them out again.

I'm pretending it'll be bobby Roode and it will be a mentor student fight but we can't have nice things so it'll be Shane and he'll nearly get the pin only for KO to stunner him

Worked lmao

it was an msg show why would you take that crowd seriously at all

>I like this wrestler more he’s cooler so he’s a better heel

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Yes? There's nothing worse than a by the numbers plain and bland villain

Joe has been the highest performing talent not named Bryan in WWE for the last few years.
easily.

Shane's got Jury Duty

Joe is a fucking boring heel just like any other. What he did is a pale shitty imitation of
youtube.com/watch?v=eeAVVzZuTqo
Which wasn't even that over despite being stellar heel work. The show would be pulled off the air if they cut a promo like this today.

>Corbin over guys like Joe and McIntyre?
Because he's better than either of them? And I LIKE Joe a lot.

>A good heel is like a good villain in a film. A great foil for the hero to overcome.
Literally a capeshit poisoned mind.

Are you fucking retarded? Capeshit has absolute dogshit villains.

>He either lands the end of days and wins the match or he never uses the move and loses most of the time.
Hits his finisher and wins or doesn't hit it and loses. Wow dude you never watched wrestling before, huh?

I guess you think everyone should kick out of his finisher like it's a fucking Zigzag, huh? You're a bumboclaat.

>shit worker,
False
>a shit talker
False
>and he has teenage girl tattoos.
False

Certified WORKED

>the only guy I can see close to Bryan is Sami, as far as skill and heel/face work.
BASED opinion. Good to see someone else who remembers how fucking good Sami is. I miss NXT when it was good.

>villain
Using this word makes me know you watch too much capeshit. You're literally too fucking stupid to follow wrestling. Stop.

Corbin is based, he worked 16% of wiewers into a seethe shoot.

I think you are the one who is worked, mon ami.

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wrong.

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"King Gable" has a nice ring to it.

But it will never be as based as...

>"The King Race"

(wink)

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This

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Not many people give a fuck about Gable but they will probably cheer for him if Corbin is the alternative.

I dunno, there was audible "Let's go Corbin! Corbin sucks!" chants on RAW.

>ruby poster has shit taste

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...

Joes content making his money and isn’t a mark that’s why.