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It's even worse when the girls took pity and even tried giving Gargano a chance by bending down slightly
But the fucking manlet still gets absolutely MOGGED ON HIS LITERAL TIPPY TOES
HHH truly will be the nail in the coffin for the E by shoving his midgets down our throats

Accordin to BigdaddyMeltz, Gargano is the next big superstar so shut up faggot

lol what a shitter

Something about Gargano just makes me want to pummel him. I don't even mind manlets in wrestling, but he looks SO small. He has the proportions of a child.

And the cosplay shit, slapping his thigh while delivering a chop, spending his entire life savings on Funko Pops and wrestling toys... I fucking hate him so much

Trips of truth.
It's not that he's a manlet, Bryan is a manlet. Gargano is a worm-faggot

>this is what it's all about

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>slapping his thigh while delivering a chop
what? is this a joke?

he literally looks like he has autism

Someone tweet this to wolfcuck

That's some juicy manlet cope

>gargano
>big
kek. next to literal dwarves maybe

I was at the last takeover and I'm a shoot manlet at 5'4 and Gargano was a good inch or two shorter than me and I was wearing Chucks so not much of a boost on my side either. I thought it was all memes before that night but it was really soberinv just to see how tinh him and Cole were.

>5'4
Based, same here bro

>Gargano and Cole are shoot 5'2 or less
kwabod

Billie, Payton, and Stone Cold
Fuck/Marry/Kill?

I'd fuck Peyton, kill Billie, and marry Stone Cold (I know some boxing, peekaboo stance and move my feet, it'll be fine).

He's a bitch but he could probably beat the shit out of you

>Bryan is a manlet. Gargano is a worm-faggot

Exactly. Bryan, while never being QUITE as good as peak Benoit (who was the single best in-ring wrestler in history), has vaguely the same sense that he is going to rip his opponent from the bone in the match. At least when he's healthy and cares to. In a fake fight, he exudes real intensity that gets you into it.

Johnny Faggot, on the other hand, comes across like he could make you believe he was really fighting if he was actually trying to be you unconscious. He's such a limp wristed, estrogen poisoned, dickless shrimp of a cuck.

Wrestling is dead because if these manlets

i don't believe you. i met him at a fan signing once and he was a bit taller than me and i'm about 5'7 in shoes. i would guess he is 5'8 maybe 5'9

>filename

the biggest draw of all time is jim londos and he was shoot 5'7''

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Austin is also a step back which makes a big difference to the camera.

No

Yes, ya simp

Back then people were about 5'1 on average. So he was a giant.

Im convinced Vince was about to call Gargano up and saw that pic of the right, starting yelling about too many manlets and decided to keep him down in Florida.

Yeah I’m sure some fucko from the 1940s was the biggest draw in wrestling history.

>Those thick fucking lifts
pathetic

>24 inch heels
nice excuse

go to your room son

who?

Any respectable job makes you need to use a computer

>makes you need
Brainlet
>being on Yea Forums at your job
Shit job

I can use Word and PowerPoint while accessing my emails just from my phone and I teach 180 kids a day ya fucking dingus computers are getting obsolete

He was though, just because you weren't alive for it doesn't make it not true

It's a shoot, brother.

What's the difference between Gargano and Londos, fuckhead? Londos was absolutely jacked

>teacheretty that makes less then Walmart employees
Seethe

are they even trying anymore?

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Imagine being at computer

>Work is about money and not about loving what you do

Who are they trying to fool?

basado

How mad does Johnny Reddit get when I post this?

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>what happened

Wrestlers learned how to put on actual entertaining matches.

>bunch of flippy shit spot monkeys
>entertaining

how them ratings doing?

Wrestlers from the 80s and 90s are some of the most pussy fags ever

I fucking warned you.

I'm even trying to get this shit cancelled so you could continue the rest of your lives.

Apologize.

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I dont give a fuck how many people are watching. I find todays wrestlers way more exciting to watch. But props to WWF and WCW for capitalizing on TV Trash Culture in the late 90's and carrying the momentum for about 2-3 years.

How do you survive off only Meltzer's semen?

I can't even tell if that's the edit anymore.

>Heels with Johnny
>Flat shoes with Austin

>bending their knees while johnny is on tippy toes

>What happened?
1. The Internet happened, and wrestling fans got great access to Dave Meltzer, and his opinion somehow became the gospel. Meltzer was not the first wrestling mag or reviewer, but he presented to the internet-fan a logical metric to justify his opinion: the more moves, the better the match is. Meltzer's reviews are just his opinion. Meltzer himself had a minority opinion of what made a good match. Imagine if Roger Ebert gave positive reviews of movies based on how many jump cuts there are, and declared Michael Bay to be the greatest director of all time. That's what Meltzer did to the opinions of wrestling fans.

2. On the same note, and something that helped justify Meltzer's warped "workrate" opinion, was the arrival of wrestling video games. These are fighting games in which you get to do moves. A few of these, I admit, are fun (my favorite was Wrestlemania 2000). The problem is they are nothing like wrestling. Wrestling is a work, not a competitive fighting game. Wrestling is about cutting promos and creating characters and selling tickets. These things don't exist in a video game.

3. As a result of the above, a young guys and girls who pursued careers as wrestlers were inspired less by memorable workers, and more by wanting to perform like a video game in order to impress Dave Meltzer.

4. With the WWE buying all major competition, this gave rise to a very weak field of outlaw "indie" promotions. The end of the territories meant that indie feds were mainly a bunch of LARPing nerds.

5. These nerds learned how to wrestle from no-longer-guarded wrestling schools. These shitty schools taught a generation to go at break-neck speed, running the ropes, doing gymanstics, etc. The truth is "running the ropes" was only meant to be cardio training and way to weed-out people. It wasn't actually supposed to be how to wrestle, but again, video games made people retarded.

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Good god, what are those, 5 inches? At this point just live with being short and own it for fucks sake. Nobody gives shit to rey mysterio out of kayfabe for being short for a reason.

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What the fuck is up with those platform shoes jesus christ

Those are the most obvious lifts I have ever seen.

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It's the original

>I like being a slave worker while my boss gets 300k a year for shitting on me

>I need to shit on others' careers to validate the fact that I have no aspirations or desires
It's not over for you yet.