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moodesump propooscies

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haha i wonder who the mysterioose artist could be who draws these FUNY mokers.......... :)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

i came here to check these dubs and all i got was this fortune:

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

I came here to fucking tell you you're a nice namefig I hate most of them but you're alright

thank you anonymous mankgoer ilu 2

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stup'd MANK he not lookeng at anthing!!!

it's me
i'm drawing monky
credit now
NAOUGH

Im Spartacus!

Namaste

monkeys spode inna thosam pieces

munk spunked in da trunk

monkey arooused by human lady

monkey smiled as the dead bodies piled

stack them high
burn them before nightfall
more than maggots live in the corpses
burn them before nightfall

.............................WAIT WHY

WAIT WHY THOUGH

resuscitate him
breath life back in him

these are the POSITIVE MESSAGES i wanna see in my mANK! YES!

yeeeeeeeeeeep...

the funny monky thread

i gues.........

~tumbleweed~

cheerleaders are kind of fun actually

what the devil
monkeys on another level

mank sends his regards. he told me he appreciated the gesture of making a thread for him.

~tweedles thumbs~

mank SENDS HIS REGARDS

MANK demands an oversized get well soon card signed by entire laboratory staff

monkey tantrum aftermath

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manks a word, no a name

tweedle Mank

tweedle monkey nipple

appreciate the fuck outta u dogg i still think about this comment dogg love u bro

You Think She Loves You For Your Money But I Know She Really Loves You For Your Brand New Camo Yami Yugi Yugioh Etched Croptop Bundle Pantsuit

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Tfw you have to sneeze but it doesn't happen

MOOSEDUMP PROPRIETIES

MOOSEDUMP PROPHECIES

MOODY SUMP EXPROPRIATIONS

syмρнαlαηgυs syη∂α¢тylυs

hey sagenigger, remember "puffe"? LOLE!!!!!!!!

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jevin advisiory.... ~preparing as if for hail~

sASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

guess i'm bored now

PUFFE!!!!! PUFFE!!!!!!!!!! PUFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just the right amount of wrong

stay tuned shooters

pressure is building in the monkey

she sells supersharp shooter shot shells by the seashore she sells supersharp shooter shot shells by the seashore she sells supersharp shooter shot shells by the seashore peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

super sharp shooter shoot the super super super sharp shots

dont sleep on ur boy GS, he grew up with those ragga bangers

garlic salt rebel junglist soldier? ? ? ?

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it's all about having the patience and persistence to keep going. it's modern world exploration.

thinking about that little monkey sitting in the wind and wonder if he's cold

litl monkty STUPID!!! SMASH THE BABYS MONKYES HEAD!!!!!!!

aWWWWWWWWWWWWWWah

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WonderFul Funny Monkey!
Best Value! Top Job!

lole

burnin aSpliff wit big cho, get on my level frens. iwant you all here with me ;_;

no funny shit, skull gang ceo

.......................WAIT WHAT

yeah........... big important people stop by MANK to check in now & then... no big deal...

no big deal play it cool *tightens neck tie~

~tightens neck noose~

monkey nect noose
is O MACACO CANTADOR a MANK offshoot?
im scared to ask
might not like the answer
gotta be right?
answer me b*tch answe rme b8tc

i fucking love the macaco cantadore the macaco cantadore i fucking love you

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gli macanca cantadore' ~ (゜◇゜)ゞ

the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal

just got back from a thrilling convo with a certain mr m-man

THAT RITE

RIGHT-O, THEN . . .

GOOD FOR YOU THEN, I GUESS...

EXCLUSIVE Monkey content! just for you
thats fine
fine by me
yeh
'happens

good on em
not everything monkey man says must be revealed to all i guess, hah ...

indeed

very well

mr shit-fling-heard-round-the-world mane ???????????????????

unintelligent ape. He isn't inspecting a single thing.

sagebf is a puffebale

yeah it was pretty pleasant

pleasant, thrilling, exciting even, but . .. . forgetable?

anyway

so like i was saying

fuck die stupid fat monk

a trajic joumal of yearlongs proportions, a heatbeaking epoch, a long slow slog through the seasons. a bittersweet captains-log of creeping insanity, a reckoning, a scale, a mirror, and those indifferent clocks: let that fever play

echo $(shuf -n 10 /usr/share/dict/words --random-source=/dev/urandom | tr '\n' ' ')

STUPIT MONKEY

monkey is nothing more than the sum of his parts

monkey are human too

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no no no you got it all wrong

that isnt mank ... not mank at all

It all comes back to this incredible jam
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o macaco cantadore, o macaco candador… a dance? (^O^)~

how can i be wrong?Rick?[\spoiler]

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~intimate romantic film sequence tryina show siamange the ropes of human dance practica ritual ~(￣︶￣;)

your gross your another 1 of these guys who, in this post, is quoting the things that i remarked reminded me of him, and you by extension , i hate your shtick man, i hate people like you , you legit suck

wait no come back actually

his own private math

i am spoon bender

héctor lavoe, johnny pache, thomas pridgen, wicked wisdom

We love love for no reason but love. To fear we need reason in mind to feel in a fearing kind [;

never come back, actually

i am sick of the stagnation. i will open mank up to a brand new audience. i will change the dynamics of mank forever

mank will be altered forever and irreparably (for the good)

oh wow looka tht the time

monkey man,..........
monkey man you havent forgotten about the monkey threads you used to make right?
cause they're still getting made
and people inside them are wondering about you
y'alrite bud?
pls come visit
pls

monkey man havent heard much from ya lately lookin for maybe you to check in and say hello breathe some life into this dead fucking meme that i hate

mr monky man found frozen in the streets (despite the warm spring weather we are experiencing)

mild laff. mild laffs like these remind me that i could be enjoying myself a lot more. reminds me how utterly NOT OFTEN i am laaughing on a daily basis, when this type of laff happesn

cmon more man. crank out those subplots dude. more subplots rite this instant. fucking boAoAoAoAoAoAAAAored

sparkles is using me as a substitute for his own problems i must crank out the laffs or be discarded

.............scuse you fuckhead?
cuse u bitch?
cajse boerd?
cause god forbid if bored?
uhm no. LOL no WAT?
fuck you idiot FUCK you idiot
spa8sles? 'sthat? not me
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

seems these days youre always bored...

lolololol
this guuuUUuuuUuUUy
this GuUuUUuuuUuuY
wonder what this guys day to day is like
u fucken funny bro
u funny man
i just want to relaaaaaax in this comment box and slowly explore my thots
realy take my time realy test the limits
yeah.
yeah that tone. this "TONE" we have with one another! cabin fever! seems like. yes
yes yes. monkey's in rough shape lately. it's true. i wouldn't deny it. just a quiet nite is all
quieter nite than i in perticular would have wanted. that's all.
we good
yeeeeep
after hours
i woulda 4sure submitted this post
at this point
but i made a promise to myself.
last line break. too many line breaks and the post don't send. that's how it be round these pawts yawl. expecting that 2000 character limit to hit but alas it would appear it's still relatively far away. here i am in the far reaches of this post. totally LOST in this fuckin post rn wonderin bout that damn limit. wouldn't mind it showin up right about now. i got nothin. more input needed, & so forth. test two two one two... dayim . . . alrite . . . im done. im tappin out. im done in here. ive SHAT all over the walls and now im done. wipey diapey, that's what i always say. alright paaaaaaayce

post EDC

everyone post their edc right now

what the fuck is EDC

came here to chochochochochochochochochocho at you stupid monkey ingger

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every day carry, of course !

i mean i dont know much about jim...

STOP HAVING A BORING MONKEY STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE

sparkles has long hair which is cute

and now it's hailing

and now it stopped

modest proposal, a

este é espectacular

theres a monkey in all of us tryin to get out

wh--WHAT
just POST the things in ur POCKETS
POST the THINGS you put in your POCKETS when you LEAVE the HOUSE
CHR*ST
LOL... SH--SHUT UP ... WHAT? INFOMERCIAL TONE OR HOSTILE TONE?
ANSWER ME
monkey man :]
AHAHAHHA HA HHA HA HH AHA HHA HA HHA HAH HA HAH HA H AH
LOL OL OLOL OLOL OL OL OL OL OL OL OL
u soooOOoooOOOooO strange jev :]

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u fucken funny bro lol wats ur deal
wats this dudes deal yo lolol

haha yes you caught me :) it's me monkey man

eyyo jev.
ey jev
jev yo jev
is your index finger longer than ring finger?
:}
tell me

oh i thought you meant post images of jim carrey in every day situations

if your index finger and ringer finger are the same length it means you're a hermaphrodite who hasnt realized it yet

yeh....... thanks man but . .. . . it just aint the same .. . .. . .. . ..

i created monkey. if you don't like what i have created you are free to leave.

all mankgoers must report the relative lengths of their index & ring fingers. if you play a stringed instrument that causes calluses, use your picking hand, not your fretting hand, to make the measurement. thank you

report ur length b*tch

how do i calculate relative length of two fingers? just the difference in length or what like a ratio?

my index to ring finger ratio is 1.13

wh---------------------
yea like a ratio but
but does this mean ur index is . . . 1.13:1 ????? versus ring? index:ring is 1.13:1 ?????

it's a measure of how many index fingers it takes to equal one ring finger (in length)

mine is 1 to 1 I am perfect i am

oOoOoOooH hoh hoh hoooh hoh w'hoh'hoh'hooh-hoh-hooaooaooao da-ha-ha-haaaaaaang

yea.........same . . . .

but it depends if i measure with back of hand facing me or palm of hand

O-OH HEY .. OH HEY YEAH SAME !!!!!!!

sunsetting this subplot effective immediately

except for JEVIN
still want JEVIN to answer

basicly? SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

now post brow width /pube trail length ratio

fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAOOAOOAOOAOAOOAOAOAGAHHAH AHAH H AH AHHA H AH AHH AOA HOHO AHO AHOOA. AOO OAO. OAOA O L L LL L L LL. omg

so sparkles is a hermaphrodite?

yea we all knew this already

no no no you got it all wrong

windsor? maybe. but i did not guess sparkles was part woman.

fuckin retard. what an absolute fuckin retard. dumb shit. any-a yall ever buy something as a meme? was it as fuck-tarded as this? pls share stories

the Men in Small Hats

not familiar with this book

assuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

we all knew

LIBELLLLLLLLLL LBIEL LIVEL LIBEL LIBEL LIBEL

live from new york

alrite so its decided then
mutual mank suicide to summon first mank back to life

remember the magikal chaent
umzoo umzoo umzooo splobl splobl umzoo mweun mweun mweep mweop umzoo umzoo splobl

the year is 2050
conflicts are no longer settled using gunpowder, lead and blood but by trench warfare style dynamo-speed freestyle rap battles

soldiers are equipped with microchip implants set to detonate once the term ~OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!~ reaches a certain decebil

back in the BIG war the GREAT war i was a wordsmith on the frontlines
almost died to a 6 syllable rhyme scheme from a 4200 words per minute N1GGA-UNIT, my lips still trembling 20 years later

it all started with the mank suicide pact which summoned the first mank who wreaked havoc and destruction across all countries for several long years

soldiers who came back from a war after being roasted were not hailed as heroes but dishonoured, isolated from society and forgotten by their own families
a curious child asked his mother why he couldn't speak to papa any more after the war, the mother reluctantly told him that papa was a big-nose ugly dude. he understood....

You have been marked for censure

these forgotten "singed" soldiers had to wear baskets over their head back home,
but this one guy has such a big nose they couldnt find a basket big enough so they just executed him on the spot like god damn that fucker had such a big nose holy shit

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Imagine onpu running down the street

RAP ABOUT IT

probm ?

RAP ABOUT IT

Build me a Universe

gOTCHA COVERED

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i must block the advertisements on this chat board! it is a quality of life issue

fuck windsor

hey..... none-a that...

wait no fuck windsor ackshuly

MOOSEDUMP

sending the files now if anyone's interested

.....................WAIT WHAT

youtu.be/ifOM9w4t7xo
hote

it's so harde 2 watche gay ice poseidon makeout vids cuz my ring fingre is so much lawnga den my indx fingre it makes it harde 2 type & tap!!!!!!

new edUUUUUUUUpes

misterie munhi mane issa misterie inna misterie munhi mAne!

kenNEBUNKPORT

misterie munhi mane inna misterie issa misterie inna misterie munhi mane !!!!!!!

mnonkey man
monkey man hello?
please monkey man

paging mister monkey man? mister monkey man office hours? im going to need them soon, mister monkey man!

FUGGING TALK TO ME ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!

the jerk store called, they're all outta you

MANK's their all-time best seller

rap battle

curse u
with voodoo
pull hair out from ur noodoole

youtube.com/watch?v=gdR4Y9Vl8hY
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH NO 'E DIDNT!
OH YES 'E DIIIID!

moivng in m threatre bacstage coastume rack feeling, mustly moothball magic kit been sittin inna basement for a number of years

did u always talk like this, ive givien u benefit of doubt that u always tlked like this, but cannot help bnut sense theres a COPYCAT effect going on in some snsese. dont get me wrong u definitely bring ur own THANG 2 it & i appreciate the literal shit out of it my guy, but ,,,,, i must know . . . for life long text file of all compelments and flattery ever levelled my way

gna get me a str8 answer afte rall this time :] ~standem proudly in line as if having given order to teller~

yeeeeeeeep . .. .. .. .. .

gettin 2da bottom of This! heh . . .

joggin my big brain and crunching the numbers............................. ye i have
theres some influences like funnyy words eg the KROMEDOME but not trying to copy anyting not photocopying anything str8 from the soul

tectonic plate shifting rap battles

alrite sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGe

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

jungle nigger = sparkles knock off

anonymous = beautiful macaco cantador

OK warming up to new #ClonedBrain (my old Brain was purchased and eaten ..)

L OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L
'the fuck up

me = kill monky

harpin in2 deepoidz at a rapid pace

everyone shut up and stop posting in this thread, NAOUGH

lo l O LOl OAO o AOA O AOo AOAOl ALA lo AOoA lo ALoAL ye ye ye yellalaljahahhahah hoa ohaho oahhoahoeohoeooeooeoehehe.h.e.h.eh.e,h,e,h,e,h,e,h,e,ye

lo Oo O Oo o Ol YES!
fuckin EXACTLY ! l ol ol OLo aloa oahaohoaohoahohohtahhahhahyhuytg
my fuckin favorite
im actually like
PISSED
that its conencted to shit drawn ape face
if i could destroie al, future monkey , to have that phrase to myself, i would . . .. . golber mack

i basicly made it, basiucly mine , monkey man doesnt give enough of a shit

monkey man comment compilation novel all mine :] mine now bituch :}

i told you to stop

eco-terrorism is the future.

monkey man post now-now-now to claim your stake in monkey main comment compialtion novel !!!!!!

guys stop
do you have any idea how mad i am getting
just stop posting!!

you only say that because you think i'm being ironic

fucking LO O OO O OO O O O AOO OA OAO OAO AHA HHA HH AHH AH AHH AHOO A OO OO O OL

silesia barnard bugaboo add ahoy spiraeas jade adriano powerboat beachwear creatively

throwback sawng

I HATE YOU SAGEBF DIE!!!!!!! respond

youtube.com/watch?v=a6_ZuzCvaGY

cant nobody tell MANK nothin

yeeeeeeeeeep

lol
u fuckin funny bro
llololool

FUCKING DIE SAGENIGGER I HATE U talk to me sagebf *smashes mercedes window* TALK to me bitch *calls nobody* AaaAAaAAAAaaahhhhHhHHhHhHHh SAGEBFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys is dominion hard? since mank has to practice it all the time LOOOOOOOOL

i'm what ya call a cool guy, okay?

h'hOh~! appreciated ur comment bro

hapa downie

moomoogai

AMOOMOOGAI

bro. thanks bro. means a lot bro.

fucking. LO OO O O O O OO. O OO O. OL

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member this windsor ??? good times rite. . . .. .
windsor pls . . . . .
pls replie

windsor was found dead in his parent's basement after he OD'ed on women's clothes :(

i dont like when u post random old deleted/archived posts bc then i have to type in the stu;id 4plebs and search for it its a hassle and its always stupid shit

jevin hitting the truth hard...

just click the post nigger
just fucking hover it even

hey............ none-a that . . .

BRANDO L I II II I IAI AII I AI II II I I II I I I VE OMG L OO O O OO O O O OO O O OO O O OO L

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yer a good guy . . buy ya aint very smart !

RIGHT TRACK WRONG TRAIN

money moneky man where the fUCK are you monkey man where the fUCK are you

where the FUCKING FUCK are you monkey man
MONKEY MAAA A A. A A. A N
MROAURAOGEH

we really are living in the worst timeline

W.................WAIT WHY

WAIT WHAT

a bundle of confusion

o MaCaCo Cantadore :]

MONKEY MAN > ? ? ? ?? ?? ?? ?
ANSW#ER ME FUCKHEAD
ANSWER ME FUCKHEAD

yknow. . ... if u want. . .. . at ur leisure. . .

the at your leisure /answer me now paradigm

AAAAAAAAA HA HHA HHA H**H A*HA *HH*A H** AH* AH*A H*H*A H**H A*HA HH AHAHA A. A AH A AAH* *HA *H*A HL AO OO AO OO OAO O OAO OAO AO OL LA O AL LAO OAO OAO OO OO O OL

least thers still a funny mankgoer on call . . .

not for long

.............WAIT WHAT

i'm gonna get choked out as part of a performance art i have no say in

understandable

chokedOUT croakedOUT the mankgoer has to GO

Gain control of elevator before entering pit

how bohemian

help

.................WAIT WHAT

don't just sit there do something!

, he went to Aulis pretending to be a beggar

COME 2 BRAZIL :-)

these days it seems like he's always confused

OOOOOOOOOOOO MEU BRASIL
youtube.com/watch?v=mtG4cIvw9BI
O H H H H H H H H H OH-KAY
UNH
AL-RITE
WOOH

n-........wh------- what the fuck
no more YOUTUBE EMBEDDING?
is this JUST ME?
NO MORE EMBEDDING!?
MAOAOAOOAUGHE MRAORURAUGHE

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nah im getting sHPongled alright

WAIT WHAT

its........... its embedded ???????? it says embedded confirmed ??????// PLS replie

yes

............kay sheesh

llol,.... luv u dogg

'the hell else is up

oh i'll tell you

how'd u get into my account?

oh i'll tell you

the password is abc123

WAIT WHAT

o macaco cantador

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currently watching NEW game of thrones and it's pretty bad

tammy tyde listens 2 goldie??? youtu.be/n3mC3AyNMZk

monky will end overpopulation

dopey monkey beautiful createur

ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

OOOOOOOOO MEU BRASIL

fuckin sad post dont post sad like this any more meche me cry

~creditrollem
youtube.com/watch?v=a03XVCxV8gM

monkeys over
pacc up shopp

~1last fotograf of soda the ape-tard falls to floor like feather after final door close and shop paccd up

youtube.com/watch?v=zFuWmY65o-s

where will monkey go

WOW... WOW WHAT? . . .
omg WOW ~!!!!!!!
am facking crayAAAAAAng
i could imagine this REALLY gettin to me, if i had played the game thru
too bad controls are SHIT on the new port

more absolute JAMS like this for my newly-created "creditrollem" playlist please!
ALSO... MONKEY MAN??>? MONKEY MAN THAT U BRO ? ?? ? ? ? ?

'ever. 'cares.

luv u homie

monkey got GOOD ENDING #3 youtu.be/PUm8IGPOrZk

lOl :]
thank u for this UPBEAT bit of LEVITY in these trying times . . .

haet u 2 3>

BRANDO L II I I III I I I II II VE AA A. A A A A AH AHA A AHH AH A OH my grAoAoAoAoAughde i cant belAyve AAAAAAAt

ew
dont ever subject me to this again LOLE!!!!

leave then ya fuckin reject

:C

byyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
bybyyyyyyyyyyyyy

.................WAIT WHY
its cuase i laugh at them profusely rite
i ruin it by laffing profusely rite?

yeah . . . .

FUCKING answer me FUCKING answer me

HOWD they ruin it HOW theyd runin it

got all ma shit in orda
y'ever get all ya shit in orda?
like... straightening a stack of papers
but for ur life
makes me wanna DROP DOLLA on a pass
smooth out my posting experience
nice & in orda & set-right

OK! HELLO! C:

it's a joke

seems like intentionally misinterpreting ppl on the internet is all the rage these days. the ol "i kno wat u are but wat'm i" paradigm. like NOTCH tweeted something innocuous & then some weak-minded faggot loser idiot replied "u dont deserve to be happy and i feel the need to remind u" ... & then people replied to THAT guy saying "ur legit a fuckup my dude", & then that guy would go "WHY YESS NOTCH IS LEGIT A FUCKUP THANKS FOR THE BACKUP BRO!"
& thats when i realized
nothings gna get better in the coming years
unless like
a BUNCH of people stop being alive
& not cause-a overpopulation
just cause-a shit like that
which naturally extends to journalists, bad-faith hitpieces, etc
POISON to the dialogue

you dont deserve to be happy

lo Oo o O Oo o Oo O Oo o Oo o O o o l

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gwAAAAAAAAAAH HA HHA HA HHA HAH HA HA HHA HHA HAH HA HA HHA HA RITE like WTF no1 cAAAAAAres
post BELLY how bout.
post that TUMMY of urs jev
now THAT's a subplot thickener

wait were u the guy who asked me to post my tummy like a week ago pretending to be all nice and shit
literally a sociopath putting on a mask to collect information which intentionally could be used to humiliate me LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nono noonono you dont understand

oh hah wow no i just remembered what u said about ur EATING DISORDER and wondered if u were SKINNY or FAT. and so instead of choosing one or the other to RIDICULE you i said hey post tummy dare ya. na not me. sounds like that guy had a similar thot process tho. das funney

jevin please don't get stressed over them, stress is bad for your health! A nice healthy banana should help relieve your nerves if they are trying to get at you!

lo O Oo O Oo OO o O Oo o Oo o O Oo O Ol
yeah?
how instant is that effect?
i am big on BANANAS but i feel like you gotta make it a habit for a week or so before u notice anything
eh. 'tsall a wash

but yea u seem paranoid about the collection of personal infoimration like this time like u legit actually thot that was the case? cause its in the back of my mind, no doubt, if someone says something like that to me, but im not THAT noided about it
u soOooOooo strange jev

yeah thats a bunch of bullshit lol adding "lying" to the chart

its okay toblerum hes just a domineering asshole who likes to manipulate my feelings i have no respect for him and never will but i will always want to talk to him because he is unfortunately someone i am very attached to.

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Banana's help because they are a healthy snack that make you feel better about yourself for eating them, subsequently making you less stressed as you are feeling better!

fucking funny motherfucker literally the only time yosho was ever worth a damn is this funny ass post right here love the fuckin fuck outta u bro

but jevin these all describe you, too

ok can u explain why thats funny bc i dont understand why its funny

ummm no they dont lole

I just want you to be happy jevin, don't let them get to you and don't bottle up your feelings if they are. You're always nice to me so I hate when I see you getting treated poorly here. Promise me you won't let them make you sad, alright?

he hasnt responded in 5 mintues which means hes probably searching thru the archives desperately finding something to smear me with which means my mission here is done
-sagebf obsessed with me: check
-sagebf talked to me: check
-sagebf reading my old posts: check
goodnite sagebf

ah. ah i was thinking more along the lines of the potassium content & how quickly its effects are felt.
i suppose what u said is true too tho!
y--HEY YEAH! i GUESS YR RITE!

now i get where your head's at concerning the collection of personal information
looOooOooOooOoOOoOOooOOl ur wEE-YIRRRRd shut UUuUUuUp
u start nasty u always start nasty
this only proves that u are COMPLETELY oblivious to how you "COLOR" the interaction from the GET-GO in a NEGATIVE way
i see ppl as friends b*tch i give all mankgoers names b*tch & laff at their jokes ALL the time, NOT a lier, NOT "COVERTLY" hostile, perefclty empathetic, alwaystelling ppl i love them, fAAAAAAAke, FAAAAAAKE FAKE NOT REAL

cause he sed he had a gift & after all that buildup he posted the yosho
& the yosho is str8up spam, that is so readily available, to a sickening degree, that the notion it was your "gift", and u having to react to that underwhelming "gift", ticcle me funnibone :]

erm NO, just now tho, "TOBLERUM" reminded me of all the times i AWWWWWWWW'ed at the mistreatment you endured at the whim of OTHER posters, and how that was pretty much an ESTABLISHED MEME before we ever interacted, presumably because u aact like a clingy gf that is easy to poke fun at given the medium of the interaction (inter-net)

NOT JUST AWWED, MIND YOU, BUT LIKE--- DEFENDED U BRO
DEFENDED U
that being said my behavior in the "SHITPOST SQUAD" thread was uncalled for but it's possible that your previous NASTINESS left a BAD TASTE in my mouth and colored THAT interaction as well

#thorobunk

Nice dubs fren!
I'm glad you can ignore them for now, happiness is one of the few things that can make you live longer than eating right! Though don't forget to eat healthy though, the right foods can taste great and be healthy!
Though really, if you don't like him that much, why do you let him try to wind you up. That just seems like too much of a risk for not enough pay off

let us be honest this is not the kind of content that the mankgoers want
apologies . . .

funny mank goers ruined mank threads

pls bro dont let JEV fool u, he is conniving, he gives half the story, he seeks ur sympathy but he knows the depth of his sin. he is a sinner, who's probly gna sin again. lord 4give him... lord 4give him.... things u dont understand... sometimes jev needs to be alone . . .

(dubs)
LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL TIMES LIKE THE SHITPOST SQUAD STICK OUT MORE THAN ALL THE GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more dubs)
okay toblebf thank u 4 being there for me when i need it im only going to have one more bad food products tonight (a redbull) but after that i will stoppe.

also THATS MY SONG

(dubs!)
It's nice to hear you're cutting down on unhealthy stuff, but you don't have to completely cut it out of your life as long as you work off the calories. As long as you can exercise enough that you burn calories, everything is technically healthy! Just make sure it's in moderation!
I don't believe you, jevin has been nice to me since nearly the beginning of me being here on Yea Forums

y-yeah...... yeah well he started out nasty to me today. 'tsall i kno.

d*mn.... 'minds me of wat my x sed when we broke up ......... sh*t ......
~precious fragile memento falls out of open palms in moment of revelation~

jevin = my ex confirmt ? ? ? ?? ? ? ?

AAAAAAAAAA AH HH AH* AH**HA H*A H*H*A H*H*A *HA H*H*A H**HA *HH* AH**HA HHA HHA H HA*H* A*HH*A *HH*A *HAH* H*A HA LA LO AO O OO OO O OAO OAOOAO. OAO AOOA OA OOA OA L AOOA L O O OO :LOLOLL OL LOLOO OO O OOO OL

>yeah well he started out nasty to me today
ok i apoligixe for this post: but i said "LOLE!!!!!!" to show that i was just joking around and u should not have been mean to me and called me a reject. i showed that i was sad because u called me that: and then i tried to make things better by being nice and cute towards u then i got 'hostile' after u said no one cares about my comment in the other thread: in conclusion U were the one who misinterpreted and STARTED things

'no one cares' about ur comment? nope. neva. not my schtao. is that how u interpreted "'ever. 'cares."? that's me abandoning my train of thought. nothing 2 do with ur comment. the weak link here is your inclusion of "lole", which only comes across as added snark in that context. the fact that u TACK it on to counteract the OBVIOUS rudeness is not sufficient. just adds to the rudeness. bunk

ok whatever i apologize anyway sorry for being rude to u unironically :[ i dont want to fite anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will go now. I LOVE U SAGEBF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAGEBF! SAGEBF! SPARKLES IS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jevin that doesn't seem like a good take away from all of that, it still seems like you're unhappy. If you are you can always talk about it with me when I'm on, I'd be glad to listen to you

im only unhappy that he hasnt responded in 12 minutes

They do all of that torment to you, and you're only unhappy that they don't respond? I just don't see how that's a healthy relationship with someone else who is supposed to be your friend

I AM VERY IMMATURE AND DEPENDENT ON OTHER PPL WHICH IS WHY I GO ON S4S AND SEEK VALIDATION FROM U AND TOMPOSTER AND SAGEPOSTER I AM ACTUALLY EMPTY INSIDE THIS IS MY CONFESSIONAL I DONT DESERVE UR LOVE IM NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ADULTS ;__________;

You don't seem that way at all to me, it just seems like you have to deal with too much at once to me. You get a bunch of people who hate you here, and from what I've seen from your posts your home life isn't the best either. Being dependent on others and needing validation is just part of life, some people are just more dependent than others; no reason to beat yourself up over it. Just slowly build up to doing everything by yourself and eventually you'll see yourself only coming here for conversations! Nobody expects you to get everything right away so it isn't fair to do that to yourself. Give yourself a break and go through life the best you can, I know you can!

i will try '__'....thank u....first order of independence training: drop the sagebf obsession

(dubs!)
I know you can do it! Just don't fall into a bad habit that I have; of recognizing something that can be improved and acting like being able to recognize a problem is good enough; if you see something you can fix then do your best to help fix it, don't rely on others to do it (unless an expert is needed, please don't go doing brain surgery). I could probably do a lot more if I didn't have a habit of doing it, so learn from my mistakes and do your best, I know you can do anything if you try!

i dont know how to respond to compliments and nice advise :[

Neither do I, you just gotta respond truthfully and hope for the best! But for me knowing it helps you is all I need!

"THEY" whos this "THEY"? im NOT to be confused with bully jevin crew. he brot my ire upon himself in series of isolated incidents that were entirely separate from bully jevin crew. you dont KNOW whats ACTUALLY happening here u dont know the HISTORY of our interactions u proffer GENERIC advice that is NOT APPLICABLE

b'derr! b'doyy! exclamation points! shut UuuUUUuuuUp

s-so u were UNIRONICALLY rude then. u ADMIT it. u were ACTUAL rude to begin with.
hah........ gotem..........

why did it take so long for u to respond? ok yes but just be nice to me say "ily goodnite jevin"
ok i am done here for today bc toblebf is right i shouldnt cling to u for validation

i was uhh... i was DOIN' stuff. you always make out like ur juuust about to leave... and u hardly ever do. it's like u try & create this sense of urgency for faster replies or somethin. you been "done here for today" like five times already. this is why i gotta call horsedookie on a noggo . . .

was actual unironic rude wow, wow what a SHIT BAG.
'bdoooy hmmm wat happen when unironic rude hmm???? *sent* w'HUH? it was not received well! this does not satisfy my quest for validation at all! not one bit!'
cornbAAAAAAAll h8 u jk come back akshly

'tstimes like this when i cant wait for the damned ape to just DIE already u feel me

mank: alright bye guys I gotta log off now

mank stays on a few more minutes until someone says bye, but no one on the server responds