be me, femnon with neckbeard bf

> be me, femnon with neckbeard bf
> bf wont leave house, wont text, wont call
> bf still leaves house for his friends so not a full neet
> ask bf why
"bc its different with you user"
> say feelings
> left on read
am i cursed to be with neets?

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>lying on the internet

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true no one on here can get a date

>posting shit like this on [s4s]

1. Go back to /reddit/
2. If you really must post this, go to 3. Being a NEET means you didn't graduate and can't get a job because of it. And this is not even something students have control over as the education system has proven to be broken. (so it has nothing to do with leaving the house)
4. Please don't lie, This is a nice board.

>be me
>have to poop
>decide to poop on my dick
>it's super stinky
>get horny
>jerk off my poopy dick
>feels really good and super stinky and sexy
>poop all over the place some more
>swish my dick around in the poop pile
>cum super hard into the super stinky poopy mess
>fall asleep for a stinky slumber in poopy paradise

Being this new

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Who are u quotign?

Could someone please explain how the smell of shit is in any way erotic? I mean, I can understand how the smell of ass might be arousing, but the smell of ass is more of a sweat and bile smell, rather than the actual full-on smell of shit.
Perhaps I'm just not sexually mature enough to understand this yet.

The smell of shit reminds them of their childhood

neet detected lmao get a job nerd

go back to

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yikes -_-

My school screwed me over by not letting me do exams. I always got As or Bs and they still didn't let me do it. In my country it is illegal to get a job without education so by this definition i had zero control over this. Just because you sucked your teachers cock as a child doesn't mean it's my fault, Retard.

My school screwed me over by not letting me do exams. I always got As or Bs and they still didn't let me do it. In my country it is illegal to get a job without education so by this definition i had zero control over this. Just because you sucked your teachers cock as a child doesn't mean it's my fault, Retard.

Your fault for being born in a shit hole country.

My school screwed me over by not letting me do exams. I always got As or Bs and they still didn't let me do it. In my country it is illegal to get a job without education so by this definition i had zero control over this. Just because you sucked your teachers cock as a child doesn't mean it's my fault, Retard.

I guess another way to identify me is that I can post in mostly good Japanese, but I will sometimes make careless or minor mistakes. No one here is sophisticated enough to imitate my complicated dictum. I might act exceedingly newfaggy and include a lot of annoying emoticons and slang and garble my words in a kind of "shitposting" spirit. Anyway, that's enough about me. I don't want to come across as egocentrical and narcissistic here by talking about myself so much, but I realise that I have to lay out some groundwork here. Amazing how I can go to such lengths... How can someone be this good at art???

I guess another way to identify me is that I can post in mostly good Japanese, but I will sometimes make careless or minor mistakes. No one here is sophisticated enough to imitate my complicated dictum. I might act exceedingly newfaggy and include a lot of annoying emoticons and slang and garble my words in a kind of "shitposting" spirit. Anyway, that's enough about me. I don't want to come across as egocentrical and narcissistic here by talking about myself so much, but I realise that I have to lay out some groundwork here. Amazing how I can go to such lengths... How can someone be this good at art???

Nah bbgrl
How’s your gag reflex and what’re your top 3 aenime?

Show self and him for evaluation

Being born in this country was also not my choise. Oh wait ofcourse, I could've just killed myself like a faggot instead of just dealing with it like an adult. While you are gay enough to stay inside all day, I atleast do stuff with my life. Yeah sure i got no job, But atleast i go outside and do stuff with my life.

I've never heard of my country do they speak english in my country

Why didn't they let you take your exams?

my country?

Shoplifting doesn't count as 'doing stuff'.

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Want to see my hairy naked asshole?

Want to see before and after pictures since i started taking hormones?

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>be me
>have to poop
>decide to poop on my dick
>it's super stinky
>get horny
>jerk off my poopy dick
>feels really good and super stinky and sexy
>iron man uses infinity gauntlet to snap thanos out of existence
>poop all over the place some more
>swish my dick around in the poop pile
>cum super hard into the super stinky poopy mess
>fall asleep for a stinky slumber in poopy paradise

I dreamt about this last night tbh

The post was intended for op, but you can post pics too if you feel like it

Okay...?

I would rather see pictures of your hot female friends, if you have any. But I know you take great pleasure bathing in attention so go ahead and post what you got.

Checking my own dubs.

cool name

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I like this it makes it look like my room is empty

Fascinating, thanks for contributing.

Thanks, it means fag

chek priviledge
twenny seconds to comply or the ferret gets it
who quote also

I literally have no idea. I think they just randomly select who makes it in life and who doesn't. I don't really let that get to me. My original point was just that being a NEET is not a choise.
Why would i tell you where i live? Never heard of Anonymity?

necrospam

killing yourself may be the best choise