Hnelo evryon In 5 days Reiwa

Hnelo evryon In 5 days Reiwa

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Holy shit he's right.
Thanks for reminding.

By the way, it says:

"Miku-san, hold this"

And then in second panel at the top of her head it says:
"She doesn't really understand"

And then on the tablet it says Reiwa
(I forgot to mention this)

Tnax

Tshe Reigfwa period (Japanese: 令和時代 Hepbsaurn: Reiwa jidsdai)[1] gwill be the nrext era of Jadpan. The peridsod is expected to sgtart on 1 May 2019,[2] the day when Eutmperor gAkihito's eldger son, Naruhfito, is expedascted to asdscend to the throne as the 126th Empfderor of Japan. Emperor Askihito is expgfected to abfdicate the Chfggfsfsdum Throasne on 30 April 2019, marksing the end of Hedsei perioadd. The yhar 2019 corresgsponds to Heisei 31 unetil 30 Apdril, and Riwa 1 (令和元年 Reiwa bannen, "fthe first year of Reiwa") frofm 1 Mfay 2019.[3]

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DId it take a long time to garble up all those words or is the process automated somehow?

why dont you mind your own business

俺が上記のテキストを自分で書いたよ。

TOIEC990点だから英語うまい

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自分で書いたはずがあるまい。そのテキストの中で書いてあるブラケットは、普通にウィキペディアの記事で使われているのだ。
噓つき

君は上手ね〜w

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haha yes, YES様

いつもお世話になっております
Pretty suspiciousでございます。

心からで恐れ入りますが、わたくしは本テキストの作家でございますのでお前は噓つきだ

よろしくお願いいたします

Pretty suspicious

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Move aside

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汚い奴隷くん

自分の立場をよく分かることになったみたいからうれしい。
決して二度いわぬ。
自分でその言葉を書いたという証を出さない限り、貴様こそが噓つきだという結論は当然。

haha yes, YES

>tfw learning to read and write japanese and compromised your logistics and made you incapable of fully understanding the english language

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wwそうだNE!君
お疲れさん

Pretty suspiciousです。
証を出す必要がない、お前はJust anotherものthat I will KOROSU.

実は、おれが、ほぼすべての日本語ウィキペディア記事を構成した。
いい枠組みありますと、なんでもできるよ、あんたがそれをわかってほしい。

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*responds to you while using the name of a AI whom I killed*
Sup

lala the alien stroke girle

いみよくわかね

可愛がっているヤンデレちゃん、

ああ、怖い、怖い。
私と付き合って、抱いた後で殺してください。
君のタイプが好みだ。
それに、まだ根っから噓つきのままだ寝ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

*no response*
typical

笑、はい、ハイさん
ゆっくりしなさい

明日もくるよ

ahahaaa he made a mistake!! I can't believe I didn't notice it the first time!!
HE MADE A MISTAKE AND HE DIDNT CORRECT IT HAHAHA

YES
I WIN
IT'S OVER

「いい枠組みありますと」
「ありますと」
*あると


Don't matter now bitch

I thought you said you weren't playing

Hey, fuckface, I bet you will say できますでしょうか? is also a mistake, right?

Get on my politeness level

教科書とリアルの日本語、かなり異なりますよ~

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Oh are you discussing grammar?

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迷惑なバカ外人
日本はお前みたいのは歓迎しないぞ
こりゃ俺様のビッチだぜ〜
Wow it's a cool Japanuwu

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That's Chinese actually

Japanese uses kanji symbols

Njis 中文 my 友 from another もも

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cute anine in pic

うるせぇw

まあ、そうでしょうね。。
ワルィ!
そこの敬語はなかなかうまいですね。礼のレベルが実に高いです!僕はあんまり使わなくてはいけない場合がありませんでしたので敬語の連絡が足りません。
Pretty suspiciousの能力を尊敬的に認めます。

敬語できないと、英語教師の人生しかありませんよ。

勉強しなさい!

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If you can not say honorifics, there is only an English teacher's life.

go study!
?????????????

Clever

If yu say so

大変恐れ入りますが、敬語がぜんぜんお使いできませんなんて申しませんでした。
ご連絡が足りないのみでございます。

>Henlo

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If you can't use honorific speech, then you there is nothing but the life of an English teacher for you.
Please go and study!

Aunt Irma! NOOOOO!!

this post except without the first "you"

*I meant second "you".

What are you doing?????

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cracking

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does the emperor plan on dying soon?

Correcting myself?

Okn I understand my freind please don forget ic banya

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>お使いできません

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ic banya?

お使えしません*
?

You cant use お or ご when you are referring to something you do yourself dumb frogposter.
Its the same as saying 俺様

Now I will sleep past 0 in Japan SEE YOU TOMOREWAR

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>You cant use お or ご when you are referring to something you do yourself dumb frogposter.

Oh! Haha, yes, I totally forgot that お願いします is not actually something you can say in Japanese, haha! How silly of me!
You're totally right, lol I'm such a dum dum :P

Now go and read up on how humble forms are created and cry yourself to sleep.
IN JAPAN

お願い means a WISHI あs いn yおう WISHING HE DO SOMEATHING FOR YOU....

HENCE

THE O

ISSSS YOUA HUMBLY ASKING HIM TO DO A THOUGH PROCESES FOR HIM

So, the O in question, is THE HMMMMM part he is doing when you ask him お願いします!

THATS WHY IT IS O YOU CAN NEVER USE O FOR SOMETHING YOU DO YOURSELF YOU FROG POSTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAD RULE いちばん!

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>お願い means a WISHI あs いn yおう WISHING HE DO SOMEATHING FOR YOU....

No, because "wishing he do something FOR you" would be 御願いを叶えてほしい (you can't GRANT a wish using する、する is MAKING a wish)
YOU are the one making a WISH, it is YOUR wish, it is referring to YOU.

Hence the お because in Humble form you put お in front of the verb and end it in する
...
HOWEVER

You might have been right if you pointed out that it would be incorrect to use ご連絡 (which I admit) in this situation because in Humble form, you don't put 御 in front of NOUNS that refer to you (every noun with 御 in front by default refers to the other person)
This doesn't apply to VERBS.

Glad we finally have an official schizo thread

Listen to etude
youtube.com/watch?v=6I-gPNECE-A

fkn weeeesbs

I was really hoping that the red exclamation point would be alerting me to a response from pretty suspicious, rather than from some fucking nobody with nothing useful to say.
But I guess life is a string of disappointments. :)

違う

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oh, good morning.
Hope you had a good rest and are feeling refreshed!
So you can explain HOW TO FORM A GODDAMN HUMBLE FORM IN JAPANSE

これから丸の内の素敵な高層ビルに行って、窓から新幹線をみながら法人営業をやります~

敬語授業に、少々お待ちになってください

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OwO where is it?

そんなに偉(そうな)人物が「s4s」にいたなんて全く知らなかったですね...びっくり!

s4sならみんな頭いい

Le schizo tard babble

self aware post from le schizo

rare and intriguing

woah
top 5 esfores moments in 2019

Is your name an actual request for someone to end your suffering?

kinda, but probably not in the way you're thinking
I'm not wanting to die (at least not now).

I like Japan!

なんで私よりずっと高い日本語能力を持つ人間がここにいるの?消えなさい。今すぐ双葉チャンネルに戻ってくれ、このやろうども

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うp

Miku!

In 4 days we reiwa ok

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>目を逸らして無視する

あなたは誰を引用していますか?

ポッピンアップヘアドライヤー

余計なお世話ですよ
かなりの無礼ものですね、君

とほかみえみため

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え?~、や。
しらない野?

野、知らない野か

now that you mention it, I think I'm low on fields and would take one

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奈を一定瑠野?

I do not understand

PLease buy field!!

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(double)

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very nice dubs

>that drawing which is so obviously a tracing
>that filename
holy shit are you malay-chan
or maldraw or whatever it is youre calling yourslef now

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It's just a file name you get when you save an image off Yea Forums. It's probably the only smug anime reaction image I have.

its a unix timestamp which mean you had to save the image in like, 2010 or something
and malay-chan wasn't a drawfag back then i dont think
which like suggests that u messed with the file name intentionally

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmm

Pretty suspicious

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Well, yeah, my earliest saved Yea Forums images go back to about 2009/2010.

right like wow geezz

hmmm actually you cant be malay-chan because you'd be shilling yourself everywhere and wouldnt be trying to hide your identity
and you'd be talking to yourself for an entire thread
ok false alarm sorry lol

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