It's that time Yea Forums
Cut a promo, we'll see who's got the best mic skills.
It's that time Yea Forums
Zachary Lopez
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Luis Turner
no
*leaves*
Daniel Russell
There are few things that are truly badass. There's me, the Undertaker, the American badass! There's the Hell's Angels... Mmmm you don't want to mess with them! There's the Special Forces, the SEALs, the Rangers... And there are those who play football in the XFL. To the man, they're bad to the bone!
Angel Jackson
Fuck off. I've been destroying AEWfags all week. They're straight bubblin with rage right now. I do it on my time, not yours.
Owen Clark
ya seething, bitch
Josiah Williams
short sweet and to the point
vocaroo.com
Juan Murphy
you're gonna be a star kid (ur at least AEW ready), we'll call you "Kid Charisma"
Samuel Gray
KEK.
That was a straight aew promo.
Tip... at the end, yell "Bubbleah" and have the camera cut before you even pop the champagne.
Jordan Kelly
She looks weird! Cheekbones more pronounced than before and a gaunt look to her face. Wtf
Jace Richardson
It's just her "ooooooh" expression.
Isaac Sanders
You sound like the retarded offspring of simon and Garfunkel lmfao
Tyler Myers
Isaac Clark
Looks like david bowie made the switch to AEW
Kevin Johnson
*cough*
*clears throat*
>NIGGER!
*mic drop*
Brandon Morales
She has a literal moustache lol cringf
Carson Brooks
Well let me tell you something...When me and (opponents name) meet next week in (city's name) we are going to blow the roof off of the (buildings name)!!!
You see I've been waiting to get my hands on (opponents name) ever since he (reason for action) and next week in (city's name) I finally get my opportunity.
(Opponents name) you are going to pay for what you've done. You better believe you'll never forget the name of (my name)
Easton Brooks
>I came out here to tell you people some dirty little truths using some dirty little words. So let's start with the dirtiest word as it stands right now, because that's what you love right? Dirt. You ready for it? WRESTLING. Wrestling is a dirty word not just outside this industry but inside it too. God forbid you claim to be a "professional wrestler". No you have to be a "sports entertainer". Hell even that isnt clean enough anymore, we got some guys running around calling themselves sports performance fighters. I dont even know what the hell that is and I dont think that guy knows either. And it doesnt matter because you all know what we are and you dont take us seriously despite coming out, dropping the disposable income you dont to wear shirts and makes signs with our names on them. And here is the nest truth that makes all this even more surreal. Wrestling? Wrestling is DEAD. It has been for years. Decades. I know. You know it. The people in the back know it. The guys in the board rooms know it. And yet here we are still making bank. Still collecting your disposable incomes. Still fighting for fake titles that are meaningless. And dont get me wrong, they arent meaningless because they dont represent anything. They are meaningless because who and what they represent are meaningless. How can you be a champion of something no one respects? How can you call yourself the best at something that no one wants to admit doing? Well I'm here to give you the antidote. I am here to give you meaning. I am here to give wrestling meaning again. I dont care about a strap, title, belt whatever the hell you want to call it. I dont care about how much merch I do or dont move into your grubby hands only for you to throw away as soon as you get back to your windowless basements. I especially dont care about ratings or seat count or how many of you mouth breathers are out there sardonically holding up your sad home made cardboard signs.
Logan Sullivan
>I care about beating the living hell out of other men that have even the faintest thought that they are better than me or think they can beat me man to man. I am not here to take titles. I'm here to take names. I'm not here to sell merch. I'm here to preside over a new church. And I am not here to draw a crowd. I am here to beat every single man who steps in the ring with me DOWN.
Bentley Walker
>vocaroo.com
lel nice man
Aaron Ward
Sorry I don't compete against amateurs.
Nathaniel Sanders
You wanna talk about a promo? I got a promo for you, Tonight, in front of this crowd of Yea Forums I'm going to tell you about a man responsible for all the world's problem's David Starr. That little Kike is the reason that it is hard for me to believe that Hitler did anything wrong. Actually scratch that, Hitler made a mistake by not making grandpa and grandma Starr job in the elimination chamber. While were at it David before you get on Twitter and fucking bitch about how I'm "anti-Semetic" I actually don't have a problem with the Jews. But when I look at you I have to think that maybe anti-Semites have a point. I know you're never gonna hear this from your synagogue planning the next 9/11 but if you ever wanna go in the ring I'll take you in the ring and it will be your final solution.
Hudson Reed
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Logan Ramirez
I can't wait to be alone wit my baby tonight!
Colton Green
>Ay Es Pee
Yikes