I have often wondered if a pregnant woman is decapitated will the baby survive

>gaspump
Stopped reading right there

two same numbers
a baby without a mother is going to have a hard time growing up but adoption is a thing so they can get a surrogate mother
the beheading of the mother sounds pretty gruesome so that information should be omitted from the child until they are old enough to understand why that happened
the mother provides the child with warmth and nutrients, gaspump is a accurate metaphor

>33
The car is a bad metaphor because

apples and a tree, the apples won't immediately die even if you cut down the tree

That's implying alot dude -_-

not really, all you need is a axe and the will to do so

>loaded questions

careful with those metaphors bro

*cringes behind you and unzips loaded hatchet*
Noting personnel, kid

ew get them away from me

what? the speed in which this maneuver was accomplished was astonishing

stop hitting on me silly boys

Quite the imagination

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it doesn't take a wild imaginations to think of a axe + tree = cut down tree
also catfish randomly bumps into a conversation and complains about people in that being yucky making it seem like stereotypical bimbo that wanders into a room and tells the guys to stop oggling them

youtu.be/he7AS_h5QlA

Very presumptuous, so much in fact that I think you should be working in Alaska.

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youtu.be/LaIJpVwKgZw
three same numbers
alaska is cold as sucks

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>VaatiVidya
No thanks.. unless you recommend it again

What's the worst case scenario for moving to Alaska with me?

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we run out of food and you try to kill me to survive but then i end up killing you instead and i have to eat you then because golden rule and i'm also starving, then some rescue squad comes 2 hours after and finds me eating your corpse and tries to subdue me thinking i've gone nuts and then i have to kill and eat them as well but one of them gets away and alerts the village telling about the crazed man who lives in the woods and eats people then i would have to spend the rest of my life in exile from society avoiding humans who think i am a blood crazed lunatic who eats people for fun

>But
Stopped reading right there

that means you're a butt

I thought you liked butts...

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are you implying i do not like butts?
as a butt & breasts man i find that offensive
you have offended my culture and my people
i demand reparations of no less than 3 headpats
if our demands are not met we will be mildly nettled but will live
you have a whole bunch of time to meet our demands we aren't very busy

You don't have either of those do you. You're just a LIAR

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everyone has a butt
i don't have breasts neither do i want any
but i do enjoy them both
also i am not a liar that is a lie
which means you're the liar
heh, gotem

check'em

there was an attempt at get
mission failed, we will get next time

Why don't you just shut up and stop posting?

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well that is rather rude question
why don't you just go outside and plant a tree?

A woman giving birth to a baby is literally a pedo because she let's a child touch her baginer

two same numbers
flawless logic, arrest all females that have carried a baby inside their wombs

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well when you put it like that

Yeah! Also prison sex

two same numbers
prison sex in a all female prison sounds nasty
imagine some uber butch dyke trying to scissor your timbers while you just want to serve your time and go home

I'm sorry I don't know what timbers mean in this context
But if all women that ever had a baby are imprisoned there should be a lot of hot ones in there
You could just visit the prison and watch them fuck like apes or pay 10 bucks for a all-you-can-fuck bufett

I've always liked the phrase "all-you-can-fuck" buffet. I wish those actually existed.

that's called hired prostitute on the clock
just hire enough of them and you can have your all you can fuck buffet

Nice dubs but that would be rather expensive wouldn't it. All-you-can-fuck buffet implies a moderate price no matter how many grills you fuck

youtu.be/wC022MwPHKI

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Is it true that women think about babies while they're having sex

Doesn't it also imply mediocre quality, though?
Is an all-you-can-eat buffet supposed to be a tasty experience or is it just to stuff your stomach?

It's supposed to be food you degenerate

It won't be the best quality, but it can still be quite tasty
Shut up schizo

some women get off on being impregnated really hard so yes
some women don't think about that at all and then they get pregnant and become bad parents
youtu.be/m-BiioK6hsA

me on the left :-DDD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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if the baby is gay, will he be hard inside the mother if she has sex while pregnant?

If the baby is not gay, will he be constantly cumming inside the mother at all times while she is pregnant?

dubs checking three dubs
trips