Why the fuck is he getting the big rub from this story?

First he gets sent to NOAH in a tryout that Kenny Omega went to because Omega's dream was to wrestle for NOAH but Harley Race picked Rowan over him.
Based Vintner always comes out on top.

holy fuck you're right
IT KEEPS HAPPENING OVER AND OVER
CHICO WAS RIGHT

He's wasted as a henchman and always has been. First to Wyatt, then Harper and now Daniel fucking Bryan?!
>Meanwhile, Braun started the Wyatt Family AFTER him and still got such a heel push they had to turn him face
Rowan's paid his dues and he deserves a completely random monster push. Hope he buries Roman in the midcard and faces Braun at Wrestlemania, Champion Vs. Champion

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Rowan is cool

He's better than Harper

>rowan is going to get the strap from the nigger and save smackdown
>whomega and his gay anime friends are killing their own company
kek

I was a big Rowan mark when he first turned face and joined Team Cena during Survivor Series 2014 so I like this. I wanna see him as the champ now.

Big. Cool finisher. Isnt flippy. Better a bit on the mic comparred to luke.

Always wondering, is Rowan actually that smart or is it just portrayed that way in the story?

Bro they don't care that much about getting pushed

I'm mad they killed his kino theme with high school tier screamo vocals.

They wanna turn Dbry face because they know he is dimeworthy and will try to recreate his original underdog run. It will almost fail because it's corporate and fake but Dbry will make it work.
Charlotte face turn will fail miserably though.

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Why not? Should the same few people stay at the top forever? That said, he is losing to Roman so whatever.

They legit changed the storyline from Bryan to Rowan, but ironically enough they had a stint where they pushed Rowan as being really smart.

>Comedy jobber
>Getting singles match against face of company at PPV

Rowan should be thanking his lucky stars here

When did that happen?

He's not having a match against Kofi

>the problem with WWE is they don't push new stars
>wow why is this wrestler getting pushed?
no wonder Vince hates you

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That's what I was talking about. He's been known as an intellectual superior for a while

>bury a guy for years
>hes suddenly good because you need a babyface dbry
>years of jobbing suddenly doesn't matter and vintner is a legit thread
>vinter will be back to jobbing in 2 months because this whole swerve was just a vince meme he will tire of
>main heels of smack will be drifter and shane again afterwards

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I bet Rowan will go over when Rowan 2 interferes.

>Rowan
>New star
The new star in this story was Murphy and most people wanted him to get pushed.

He has a good taste in music, except for Satyricon, they suck.
He should really educate aliester black on metal, since that edgelord fag gravitates to hot topic emocore music.

Legit forgot Kofi was still champion

You just know this is what will happen,

It would make my life forever, if Rowan ever schooled Alesiter onscreen for his pleb ass emo edgelord tastes in metal

Hey man Dark Medieval Times was good

Satyricon are based, faggot.

Wait, what happened? I wasn't home to watch SD tonight.

I found it overrated, its good, not great.

No they are not. Especially since "black and roll" is such an awful genre.

god forbid they push someone who is actually above 6 feet

Rowan hasn't been pinned or submitted in over a year.

Im with this

nah

Norse is based

This.
Only in the sense that he's more marketable and funnier looking.

This.

This is the result of week-to-week booking

You mean except for Hatebreed.

Why does vince not like Harper?

I think he he wanted to leave before his contract was done and basically told everyone this on twitter which didn't go over well with WWE so now they're just letting him sit in catering for the rest of his contract.

agreed

He saved Carmella that one time in European, brother

Yes he is

Nah he had issue with him before that. My guess is that Vince doesnt like him because Luke loves indy style and doesnt wanna work WWE big man style.

Haha its honestly probably this.

He's looking real jacked baby.

Most black & roll is shite. Kvelertak is based tho

Harper doesn't like the typical big man style (even if he is a sizable chap) and aired his grievances about wanting to leave online.

>Disliking Hatebreed

You should probably get checked for Low T asap user.

The only way I could get invested in this is if Rowan was revealed to be a white supremacist and the match turns into the a three way elimination match.

The White Supremacist vs. The White Environmental Hipster vs. The Hard Working Brown Man that can’t Catch a Break and is Caught in the Middle of White Men’s Frustrations

Whoops, meant This is probably it

The only High T in a Hatebreed fan is his testicles getting pushed up to his bellybutton by his skinny jeans
Miss me with that poseur shit

You just posted cringe, bro.

>In what may well be Dwayne's last ever outing in the ring.
Wait for that oil money to come a-knockin'.

Based.
My big beautiful Rowan is getting a push.

Nah, he's facing Bray, for a "family reunion" match.

Oh look I found the twinks who can't handle a fightpit.
Sorry to hear you guys can only handle dorky little push-pits and basement dweller metal. When you're ready to wash your hair and get laid come meet me at a hardcore show kiddos.

Bigger, stronger, better voice and beard, looks more intimidating. Harper just had a couple of cruiserweight moves that mad people slobber over him. Not saying he was bad but Erick is just as good if not better

You have some major cognitive dissonance son.
I've seen how you hardcore kiddos bounce around and I'd be more afraid of a toothpick. I get that it's the music of choice for white trash with horrible emaciated meth bodies, but don't even pretend like you could survive an average death metal wall of death.

>horrible emaciated meth bodies
Most of us are edge and we're just actually in shape. I'm sure that looks anorexic to you fat death metal faggots. And your "wall of death" is for fucking dweebs I've been in plenty of them the only part of it that crushes is the BO.

There's a reason hardcore girls are hot as fuck and metal chicks are almost as greasy and obese as the "men" are. We're the cool, thoughtful, fit kids and you're all just a bunch of horror movie watching social outcast trash. Don't ever fucking step to me again because I will destroy you.

he was a lot better on the mic than I expected

Anyone else miss Rowan's solo theme from 2014-2015? I knew he was a star when he first came out to this:youtu.be/WxSwtDgaQDk