More dreams about Asian Gorl today!
This time, about my ex-girlfriend... she was dating me when I was in elementary school; I think. Well this time we were adults, and we were visiting my elementary school campus and the neighborhood! Her skin was yellow and milky! Her hair dark and fairy-like... a true Asian Gorl! And she tried to show me a bunch of other girls who would want to go out with me, most of them Asian...
seuss can't even be happy in his dreams!
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Ban all anime
This is manhwa! Not Anime!
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Piecing together the puzzle, seuss attempts to recreate the storm which gave birth to Asian Gorl! Note by note, his fingers nimbly tap the keys. Hoping to conjure up a melody which would incante Asian Gorl into his world! The slow bric-a-brac of music gives way to caesura and fugue, the homophony in syncopation with his own intellection! Can seuss be so powerful? Is it possible for him to revive the ancient goddess known as Asian Gorl!?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
The deft seuss quickly orchestrates a melody, harking back to his years with Asian Gorl, who made him feel at ease. The warm touch of her embrace, and the mellow blend of her smile on her lacquered skin! Her wide and porous smile, enlivened by her curious and inspecting eyes! Asian Gorl is a mysterious creature, whose expressions are wilder than the darkest creatures at midnight... seuss could not be so bold, he could not create a perfect memory of Asian Gorl. His efforts would truly be in vain, no amount of nostalgia could recreate the majesty of Asian Gorl's beauty...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Asian gorl's overrated.
Not true!
Asian Gorl is not overrated! She is best girl for seuss...
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Asian Gorl is so majestic...
Oh! There she goes, swishing her hair! So magical. Asian Gorl, the prettiest gorl in the world! The pretty witch, Asian Gorl! None can rival her beauty! So smart, so cunning! Asian Gorl, the master magician. The most debonair! O'er the lake, by the cyclists: Asian Gorl! Spying cute boys are the mall: Asian Gorl. In the quiet of the movie theater trailers, sipping iced tea: Asian Gorl! The most lovable person for seuss. The best woman for seuss, period!
Your fortune: Outlook good
>"I'm full," Dory answered. "We stopped at Burger King in the Presidio and ate a bunch of fries before we came home." –Amy Tan, The Bonesetter's Daughter
Asian Gorl steps into the kaleidoscope of life! Millions of patterns whizz by her in succession, each new light illuminating some old memory! The myriad of cascading formations stripe the skyline as her eyes and ears give way to sensory orgasm! She is deaf! She is blind! She is peerless... she is attuned! Asian Gorl! Asian Gorl!!! Snap out of it Asian Gorl!
What do you want from Mcdonald's Asian Gorl?
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i hope someday i can feel a love as pure as seuss' love for asian gorl
Is my love pure...?
Yus! My love is pure! user dignifies me with his commendations!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Seuss, she loves you.
uh oh... this poster is back...
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Don't be rude. I give you 2 replies and this is how you thank me?
...
You're the one being rude!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I'm being rude, he says. I'm being rude by sharing my artwork with you? You need to check your ego.
You're the one patronizing me!
Who do you think you're helping!?
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That's all in your head, suess. You're a nut, seuss. All a part of your imagination. I'm being as sweet as can be, you're the one with the persecution complex. You know that this is true, seuss.
I think this thread has gotten off-track
You won't stop until someone pontificates with you. Also no one can be smarter than you unless they defeat you in argument which is just as lecherous as your shitty ego!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Seuss you are being very evil right now. Enough. Let go of the frustration. What would Asian Girl think if she saw you right now, behaving in this manner? Certainly not very dignified!
You're doing it again! It's classic oedipal complex! You can't stand the sight of a man with authority so you kill your own idols!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Have I killed my own idols, or are you simply projecting? By engaging in this vulgar behavior, you've killed asian gorl by sullying what she stands for. You've let evil consume your heart!
Well you tarnish Asian Gorl! The first place you went to was the sordid Asian Gorl dilemma. Before all else, you would celebrate sewage and call it cuisine!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
My perverse portrayals of asian gorl mean nothing, because she means nothing to me. It is your envisonment which gives asian gorl her noble status. For the crime of religious desecration, who is the more vile culprit?
You don't like men in power and you attack it on the constituent level.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
You are a hypocrite. I'm afraid that's all there is to it.
You don't like men and you attack their power on the elemental level.
Even in the roleplay thread.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Maybe you're right, Seuss.
In the bliss of the Burgerpunk skyline, Asian Gorl bites into her double bacon cheeseburger! The steam and smoke from the kitchen rises into the second floor balcony, which is where seuss and Asian Gorl are seated! Enjoying their first fast food date! They haven't had fast food in forever!
"How do you like the burger, Asian Gorl? Is it good?" seuss asks politely.
"It's delicious and scrumptious!" she responds as bits of hamburger meat drip from her lips!
The two take notice of Asian Gorl's indecency... spuriously laughing! What a funny girl she is... well it's not that funny. You should learn to eat your food properly! What are you, some kind of animal!? Eat with class, distinction! Style! seuss' inner monologue is both proud and vigorous!
"Who are you mumbling too?" Asian Gorl asks...
"N-no one!" seuss immediately pulled back into the realm of the living!
What new adventures wait for the erotic duo!? Asian Gorl and seuss, the only psychics left on Earth!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
seuss is black!!!!!!
Yes!
Black and unproud... but Asian Gorl is yellow! Her skin is better than mine. I like it a lot!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
seuss is black everyone! quick! you know what to do!!!
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Already seuss begins to see the mystery unfurl before him... the shape of the inclimate danger! The contours and designs for racism are all beginning to align themselves in their natural patterns...
If Anonymous will not say the word... he will simply spell it... seuss' very existence is at stake. This cannot come to pass!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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NO NO NO!
YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
GET OUT OF HERE YOU NIGGY
Get him boys
Asian Gorl.. dyed her hair! Her silky black locks are no more.
I don't believe it.
We actually stopped it.
Not necessary Hitler! We've managed to avoid saying the word!
Asian Gorl has auburn hair... black hair... and even brown hair! This race related mystery is as interesting as it is complex...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
HER HAIR ARE BLACK! QUICK! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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PALLAS ATHENE HERSELF
PLEASE MAKING THE SEXYTIME WITH HER BOSOM: GREEK STYLE
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>It was before dawn. Although my health was not quite back to normal, I got dressed and went running. It was the kind of frozen morning in which moon shadows seem to be pasted on the sky. The sound of my footsteps resonated in the silent blue air and faded away into the emptiness of the streets. –Banana Yoshimoto, Moonlight Shadow
Asian Gorl! Wakey-wakey! It's time to wake up! The city is beckoning, begging us to visit! How can we show up if we're dawdling in bed!? It's time for us to show everyone just how spectacular we are! "Asian Gorl and seuss" the headline will read, "psychic duo extraordinaire! Out for their daily jog!" Oh look out for Jamal! He's really frisky! And there goes Mr. Livingstein! He always wears his yarmulke! We'll be like neighborhood celebrities! Celebrating the inner city life of New York and all its splendid colors! Eating at the bodega, sharing sandwiches at the pizzeria! A modern marvel of inner city culture, Asian Gorl and seuss, the most culturally responsive individuals known to man! Oh! And we're psychic.
Your fortune: Average Luck
>People talk about the living dead. Possibly he had, too— like anybody else. Today, right now, on the corner of Sixty-sixth Street and Madison Avenue, he really was one of the living dead. His thoughts, his life, were somewhere else. –Georges Simenon, Three Bedrooms in Manhattan
Cut over to Sixth! No, not Fifth, Sixth! Right! I love this street, look at all the pretty stores! The shimmering isles and awnings, the curious tourists and their spendthrift habits! This is New York the way I remember it! Completely boring! Look at all these boring people! Everywhere! I love this Asian Gorl! Well, boring probably seems like a horrid term... we'll call it peaceful! Peaceful is better; yea! A truce for the peaceful admission! Asian Gorl and seuss are busy watching the city come to life during the wee hours of the morning. The tides of economical balance, shifting into focus! The apertures of financial ruin flowing in and out of their periscope! Asian Gorl and seuss... they can see things before they happen...! Like a musing duo, the lyre and satyr are at play in the court of New Yorkers!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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its weird how i decided to start spamming this phrase with no context on every thread one day and now its a meme.
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i guess thats the power of taco kid.
Is it safe to post in the Asian Gorl thread again!?
Things have been getting kind of hectic lately...
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Another day, and another humble entry into the Asian Gorl thread...
The dark room swells with good vibrations and welcoming spirits! Underground, the muddy soil and caked grass is padded to reveal a cave! A haunting, yet inviting wail can be heard from the water jugs within! Just by the aclove, through the ferns, a woman can be spotted spreading her hand over scrolls... Asian Gorl, maiden of troofs settles under the light of the cosmos. The sunroof reveals a beam of light which illuminates her reedy gown. She is ready to decipher the scriptures... the holy Analects of Yea Forums!
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i'm still here seuss and i'm ready and willing to say it!!!
Do you want babies?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Huh?
Do you want children?
You will most definitely have children if you utter that which shall not be said!
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u are weird dude.
but on the off chance that you are somehow, someway right, and i can stop being an incel and make some babes with a female, fuck it, i'm just gonna say it.
warning:
this is not a drill.
i'm actually going to say it.
NIGGER
You will now have a cow.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
now that it's been said, how do you feel?
Worse. Worse mostly, but I'll endure!
Your fortune: Outlook good
it's okay don't worry!
How could you understand my pain, Anonymous!?
How could you!?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
i'm not sorry i understand, i'm saying don't worry! it never helps!
Worrying is a burden... but some stress can be good! No stress at all is statistically worse than a small amount!
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nevermind dude!
Wha...?
What happened?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
i deleted that shit! changed my mind!!
Oh yes!
Always being a little worried shows compassion! Awareness! Less likely to make mistakes if you're thinking about them!
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Page nine Asian Gorl thread!
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