SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

WOW THIS KING OF THE RING FUCKING SUCKS

>Shadman

She's Mexican, they are freaky. I live in a town full of them.

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY

That match was based. Best free match in a long time.

I was fine with whatever outcome. Both almas and gable are good wrestlers

this jabroni is back

So they finally gave up on the stupid fight me promos for Alister?

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My sides

I fucking love Gable bros.

Its pretty good by KOTR standards

HES FINALLY OUT OF THE CLOSET

Holy shit that pop for Chad. Even I was rooting for that stupid hair faggot.
He's been so mis-used for so long, hope WWE finally wises up.

This fag is from the Netherlands? He doesn’t have an accent though

Black is cringe incarnate

GABLE IS GOING OVER I KNEW IT
RICOSHIT BEGONE
COR-BIN BEGONE

neat

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG

DAMN THEY PUT FUCKIN MOVIE EFFECTS FOR THIS GOD

This is now a Gable board.

Who’s answering this challenge? I’m guessing Murphy

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a jobber guy

>Who is MAN enough to face Aleister Black

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He’s not, It’s just a character. He’s really canadian and doing an accent

I'm guessing the same.

Benoit from the afterlife

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Most Dutch I've met have a pretty neutral or no accent at all, they learn English young enough to not have an accent

Cena

LIAR

Imagine the pop Gable will get against Big Heat Corbin in the finals.

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based Chad

Real question, why isn't called Gears of War anymore?

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>CHEESE?!

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charlotte looked especially terrible that night

He worked in England for like 15 years before NXT.

Nothing sells more in America than a down-with-luck white underdog that get a second chance. See the Rocky movies

People are fucking retarded now and can't stand shit with any kind of uniqueness. Same reason more movies have one word titles. Same with the one name wrestlers.

Got out of work late. Anything good tonight?

Just tuned in, have I missed Kairi?

She's Puerto Rican, even more nutty. 10 times more likely to cut your cock off.

>Aliester Black buries and ends Becky Lynch's tired ass gimmick
I'd welcome it

they abandoned me

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I thought that was Salvadorians.

We all miss Kairi user...

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Yes

kairi/asuka are officially buried

Yes. They are doing another “tease a lesbian angle” thing again with her that probably won’t play out

>Shelton
Yes, seems about right.

>shelton benjamin got a jobber entrance

Randy shouting STUPID and laying the Smackdown on Kofi, Gable beats Andrade in the KotR tournament

hey you were right

RIP to the cutest slut that ever was.

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Why doesn’t he talk in like a British accent or something

They'll just kill you.

Woat tattoos

>Shelton
Wow, exciting

bubble pics are better than nudes desu

No wonder I like white girls.

They are all short and fat as fuck

Black fucking sucks and his look is awful. I love seeing his baldspots behind the slicked black hair.

now hes gone for another 5 years

Surely shelton has SOME superiority to say that finish doesnt work for him brother with that shitter

is this dweeb supposed to be menacing?

seething nogs

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so what was the point of those couple of weird promos Shelton did

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Hype Gable for a week.

For shits and giggles, to fill time

I miss them.

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They probably had something then abandoned it before getting to the real point of it

Charlotte's got some real MLA going on there.

He’s just comfy in catering brother

>stone cold took his ball and went home rather than putting over brock lesnar
>stone cold put over becky lynch for free

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F

I actually watched their segments even though I didn't care for their matches, now with them gone I'm not watching any segments or matches with the women's tag titles

Same point as the months spent on the mojo rawley mirror promos

What the fuck year is it?

For these gifs

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Bases

Damn, Drake's own employees turning on him

Why are the young bucks on smackdown?

mmmm that's the stuff

rip

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w-wew bros

Based Bo B Team

B TEAM B TEAM GO GO GO

Poor stone cold must have wasted all his money if he has to put over this no draw shitter.

When's LIV?

BASED BO

BOlieve

WHO HERE /STILLBOLIEVE/?

BASED BO

Ska came before reggae.

Surely drake has fucked his wife by now

BO DID IT

I wish they did a little more with this because it would have be absolute shit

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Massachusetts Library Association?

I NEVER STOPPED BOLIEVING BROTHERS

Did you ever stop Bo-lieving

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Haven’t watched in a couple weeks. Why is Sami with Nak?

Whoever wrote this show did a pretty good job. Other than the gay women's shit at the start

Based Bo finally getting a push.

>People actually chanting b team b team go go go
damn, remember when they were tag champs

BASED TEAM
BASED TEAM
GO
GO
GO

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IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS

Nakamura is a dumb jap gook who can't speak English

Master of Landscape Architecture

Why does this guy even show up? He still hasn't fucked his wife? He should just off himself.

>The Artist Known as
Good now WWE is stealing Goldust's gimmick.

she didn't pin him. it wasn't a match. He didn't even sell it. Cut a promo from the mat immediately after.

>Local Talent

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Is that a Mojo clone?

honestly sad that shin skay is on local jobber duty. Intercontinental champ in a squash.

Sami Zayn should be workling at a Tim hortons

Engrish

Sami Zayn getting the Lio Rush gimmick?

BASED SAMI

sami is lio rush now

>Nakamura falling down by himself, getting mad as he gets up and then kicking that guy in his face

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Is this """""Big""""" Mike Elgin?

OH NO NO NO MOX FAKED A MRSA TO REJOIN WWE AS A JOBBER OH NO NO WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

LOOK AT THOSE PURE STRIKES

>Nakamura and Sami involved in a thing
>I don't care about it because they're feuding with face Miz
Fuck

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A jobber gets an IC title shot?

Did he steal the AEW title to earn this shot or is this a non title match?

I feel like they completely dropped him when Aleister Black came up and decided they wanted him to be the rambling promo man in a dark room

where did it all go

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I never forgot

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PLEASE SHUT UP

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it honestly feels like sami is making fun of nakamura

What happened to Drake and his wife?

Graves shooting on Jeribloat

HOLY FUCKING KEKOLA TRUTH

R Troof is the shiznit

knew the Jeribloat shoot would come during a 24/7 title segment

BASED TRUTH DOES IT AGAIN

Bobbo is taking care of her

>14 TIME CHAMP

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Snackdowns main event for two weeks now has just been "say sorry" god WWE is the best company

JERICHO ACTUALLY BTFO BY GRAVES HOLY FUUUCK

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24/7 is kino to the highest degree

What did he say?

annnnnd there it is

I thought Chrissy raped his daughter or something

Zzzzzzzz

Holy shit Graves is based

Holy shit, how long was he there?

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>WE

i ccri evrytime

>Imagine never being able to consummate your marriage to your delicious caramel mulatto because you dont have the 24/7 title.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

She raped him.

Is Truth gonna actually break Ric Flair's reign record or am i just dreaming?

"Take a limousine to a chain restaurant"

Rest in piss in piss Jericho

He messed with his taxes a little bit which isn’t a big deal in america

something about winning the title and celebrating at a chain restaurant

Drake's gonna grab his wife and take a limousine to a chain restaurant

Not what I meant.

So was Truth actually hiding there the whole show?

>burying ShinsGOD this badly with sami the shitter

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Remember when Daniel Bryan was retired and then he came back and now no one has cared about him for like six months?

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Thought sami would be based with nak but already kind of bored of hearing him blow his vocal chords out screaming play by play every week.

What will happen when he wins it 24 times?

The virgin graves vs the Chad Jeribloat

That's hot

Mmmmmmmmm

I got bug bites on my ankles :(

Is this Undertaker guy any good?

LETS GO BIG DOG
OOOOOOAAAAAHHH

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he will lose it for a 25th time

Then the prophecy will be fulfilled.

Rewound to the Gable finish and he wasn't there.

Does he look any good?

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Has anyone else noticed that Shane OMac wasnt on the show last week or this week?

Mmmmmm dead man walking home to smack RAMtists btfo again

Why are these people Yesing?

Mmmmmmmmmmm

I got blisters on them fingers

Mmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmm next Tuesday wouldn't want to mess with him

based juggalo

>main event
>bukkake warriors nowhere on the show
What happened, weebbros?

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They're popping for everyone even Chad Gable

Because DBry is based.

Bros what kind of martial arts should I train in? Striking or grappling?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmm get those pure strikes going mmmmmm

>have to wheel out undertaker to sell tickets in MSG
haaaa

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Where the fuck are they? this is the best crowd I have seen for a Smackdown in years

Throwing.

and SCSA

This show has been so fucking boring iv been staring at it but cant remember anything about it.

mommy is busy making new youtube videos

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Both Dumbass
But boxing and wrestling is most based learn the basics of bjj so you dont get choked out

Mmmmmmmmm

Bros the 3D dog cracks me up everytime

BBAOG

wtf the Reigns/Bryan shit is actually getting time and not happening at the very last minute of the show

Looks like Billie Kay lol

>I have never lied to any of you.

Is this true?

Suck your enemy into submission.

THE RECYCLABLE ONE iS REVOLTING

Is this a bad guy from Karate Kid 2 plot line?

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based

havent been watching for awhile, why are fans cheering Roman now? or is it still pipped in?

I played second in 4a states in wrestling two years in a row (Jobbed to a dude who’s training for the Olympics both years) I wrestled high level aau for years. So I’ve got wrestling down pretty good brother.

Dont ever post this shitty photoshop again

>the state of roman's selling right now

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Norfolk, VA. It's a really good crowd.

ROMEME
ROMEME
ROMEME
ROMEME

>only 16k subscribers after 25 hours
So this is the power of nodimes?

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So we're gonna get back Rowan's based swamp music back?

>I'm nobody's puppet
Says the man most famous for wearing a sheep mask

Californiaaaaa
HERE WE COOOOME

>tfw you realize this inevitably ends in Rowan Vs. Strowman

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Rowan getting a monster heel push!

>WHAT?

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Source?

Always wondering, is Rowan actually that smart or is it just kayfabe?

The powerbomb into the ringpost looked really bad

Watching the big dog with my big dog

yes, he exposed kofi hard

that's pretty good considering wwe isn't promoting it

Cancer jobbed to him and got him over again

For a guy who always has guys talking for him he shut down the what chants quick

All I got.

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>only
get a clue

>White man saying he’s “proud”.
Get this fuckibg racist off tv

When was the last time he was pinned?

When is Seiko going to play co-op with Asuka?

WTF BROS DO ALL GINGERS ACT LIKE THIS?

This is the first promo Rowan has given since 2014.

that belly does NOT look good on her.

Wtf are we getting a monster push for Rowan

I'm legit being worked. Is Bryan involved in this?

It's not hard, you just talk over it before they start

Thank you Luke

wtf he speaks
wtf he's good at it

This is I did it for the rock tier in terms of retarded pushes

BASED

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>not a puppet
>bray talking with puppets
Not obvious at all

KINO! the true villain has revealed

They should bring back the Bludgeon Bros before they give Rowan a mic again

>Roman gets beatdown every week
>still wins every time

shit is boring

finally redheads getting a time to shine after jewllywood cast black actors for their roles

WHAT WAS THAT MUSIC

Yer a fookin moron.

>its was actually just Rowan

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>Harper was the Janetty all along

Uhhh ok. At least Bryan might turn.

DUN DUN DUN DUN

I refuse to accept Luke Harper is the janetty

CLASH OF CHAMPIONS ROMAN
CLASH OF CHAMPIONS
CLASH OF CHAMPIONS WATCH IT ON THE WWE NETWORK ROMAN

>it was Rowan and his look alike all along

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>Rowan putting Roman over at the PPV
cringe

So Rowan ran over Roman Reigns because Daniel Bryan smacked him after he found out he ran over Roman Reigns?

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When have we ever heard Rowan before???

>Is a metal fan
>His new music is DUN DUN DUN DUN
what did he mean by this?

holy shit. you have bed bugs. Burn the house to ash.

He spoke in a segment once with Kane and one time when he joined Cena's Survivor Series team. Outside of that, no diea

I bet this is all part of Daniel Bryans plan

>205 Live
>this is still happening

A DeLorean might get involved soon.

Indeed

Bray, Harper and db have told all him what to do

>plan
Plan to do what? To take the title off Roman? No. To take his number one contender spot? He's not.
What plan? There's no plan, this is just bingo hall low card filler shit.

>BBD outpopping vanilla self mark midget Bryan
Extremely based

>rent a pal
is that an actual thing?

Pretty good show tonight.
Now gonna watch AJ on mixer.

SHOW US HARPER YOU COWARDS

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Plan to get rid of dead weight.

Is this a joke post? That's literally every e-celeb.

holy fuck i just realized i actually forgot who holds the blue belt. damn is it really that irrelevant these days?

BASED NANNY FAY

Why is the champion in a midcarder civil rights feud

What dipshit thought it would be to make a show of the dipshit kids and remove Todd? TODD IS THE DRAW

The new day who are actually kayfabe kill thanks to boreton. Probably get a title match against the revival in CoC.

why the fuck didn't based Otis and TUCKAY win them when they were in the triple threat?

Based

>You never wanna-uh leave your championship title in the limo Chris! It is kinda a little bit of a cardinal sin!

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cringe

ding-dong diddly bouta bump this off the board and start a non-pepe thread

bases

Bump

...

yikes

>only 3 gamethreads for Smack
>a giant curtain appearing at RAM
>can't even sell out Madison Square Garden anymore for next week
holy fuck WWE is literally dying in our lifetime

do you think Vince knows deep down that he is the problem

Fuck off AEW tranny

It'll probably be the best for the industry in the west and lead to a new rebirth of the territory system.

yo how the fuck is this thread not at bump limit

they did 82,000 in new york zoomer now go back to your tranny cult

>he unironically believes inflated numbers

there goes the pepe