SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #1

And that's a good thing, fuck USA channel

rowan is getting that push

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He's getting the fucking shovel, BBD never loses baby

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Snackdown will become the flagship show.

Fake?

SMACKCHADS GET IN HERE

will Asuka upload a video while SD airs

LETS GO!

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Where my /Smack/Chads at?

so are we getting heel bayley tonight?

lets go CHAD

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THIS is the thread

Kek at the intense music during the last time on WWE segment

PLS BIG BOOTY GIMMICK FOR BAYLEY

1st for we want liv

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>Non-championship match on CoCh

Holy shit Bayley got a pop wtf

>norfolk

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>heel bayley
>still acting like a face

Wait, Bay Leno turned heel?

That pop for Bayley

>same music
>same entrance
>same look
they don’t even try

cringe womeme trash just put that shit on RAM for Pete's sake

>womeme open the show

Bayley needs a new look. I can't wait for her to change awful hairstyle.

UH-OH definitely turned heel.She didn't high 5 any fans or hug any kids.It's official fellas

Maybe she is still good

>she's the same
fucking hell

Right, what's the point? it's almost like they didn't tell the producers that she was gonna turn..

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So you don’t even know what happened last night? Just stop watching altogether

heel Bayley is dimes

She got a hell of a pop. How long will this last?

How long till Corey shoots on Jericho loosing the belt?

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>bayley vs charlotte
>again
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGH

Why does she talk like her mouth is half paralyzed?

bayley with a mic is the real heel move

Is she going to cut a promo? Oh no.....

>that camera right there?

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Holy fuck everyone actually really is sick of Becky already

plans change r-right???

Kana and Kairi tonight?

>This promo
Muting this shit already

Just today, if she doesn't change for next week.

>From cheers to boos
Wut?

zzzzzzz

The fans are louder than the canned head.

BBWTS

What's with the Ronda Rousey eye makeup?

kek

Smackdown after Clash at most.

Bayley is still good

FUCK THEM KIDS

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No club, no wyatt, opening with HUG GIRL. Dude this show sucks

PLEASE STOP HER TALKING

fuck women wrestlers

THINK ABOUT THE KIDS
*boo*

Had to switch streams and missed a minute. What did she say to go from thunderous cheers to complete boos in less than 60 seconds?

I wouldn't blame him for bailing out before the (((main event))).

I'm glad I didn't go to show tonight so far

Charles is going to be the face in this feud??sheesh

Ah. Opening with divas on the mic.
Bold strategy.

WHY ISN'T SHE DRESSED LIKE A SLUT BISHOFF WHAT THE FFUUUCCK

Alright this is boring. Where is the

B A S E D
I O
G G

Charles coming in with the big fake jugs

Words

>no robe
yep, Charlotte is turning face

Bqyley promo which kills all heel momentum.

Why?

and big fake face

Her boobs are 6 kinds of lopsided even with a bra on!

lol

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Nice pop

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WHO?

mmmmmmmmmmmm mamacita

charles lookin extra manly tonight

Charles literally looks like a dude with tits

Look at that blue haired zoomer with his grandma in the front row

milk truk arive

Bagley looks like shit and can't talk

She should start doing that Ric Flair bit where he would rip off his clothes, run the ropes and elbow drop his jacket.

Haha based

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When is Charlotte gonna cut crazy promos like her dad?

damn charlotte getting a good pop

Sasha Bitch "mea"

I wish I still talked to my best friends

ITS BOSS TIME

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LEGIT HOSS

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THREE POPS IN A ROW

Hopefully they're getting them all out of the way and won't show up again

how do I get a job writing promos for WWE, bros? I start grad school for creative writing in the spring

go to bed Ric

>it's a charlotte episode
>it's a remembering charlotte's nudes episode

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LMAO Bayley is terrible at hitting people with chairs

How much time will they waste on these cunts

ONE MORE TIME

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Pure chair strikes

Chair to the tits.

Bayley is Kurt Angle now.

So the draft/brand split is just completely obsolete now right?

>3 heels feud

(You) wish

The absolute state of Bayley's char shots

Charlotte can get over anyone but that wasn't what WWE want

>charlotte's nudes

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>thinking Charles will be a heel for much longer

Email me

Guys this is REALLY BAD SO FAR

I just realized wrestling is an endless stream of "rivalries" designed to hype up the next pay per view which afterwards a new rivalry is created and the process starts again

I though Gaytch and Steph were the most powerful duo in sports entertainment?

Brand split died but the roster stays on their respective shows.

tbf we haven't seen her since she got the new tits

Two woman power trip

I believe it's before the plastic face (I think, I haven't seen them).

based

BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY BAYLEY

I swear to God that it has been the same women involved in the same feuds for the past 3 years

wtf

>The way Charlotte put her ass up when Bayley started swinging the chair
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Have you just been stoned the past 20 years?

IMMA IMMA IMMA GO HARD
IMMA GO HARD

No, Really?
What gave you that idea?

You just realized that? Dumbass

I don't watch WWE

fuck this muslin, murphy should be facing elias

BASED MANNY

What the fuck is this true?

As opposed to thinking it was what before?

>elias vs ali
>chad gable vs andrade
KINO INCOMING

Don’t call it a spoiler cause it don’t spoil a thang

I'm sure owens won't cost elias and manny won't go through as a result

14 minutes of Bayley/Charles/Sasha talking

>the future terrorist gets another push to the moon
will he injure himself again?

bayley's chairshots were better last night, charlotte doesn't want to get hit too hard because of her fake tits.

Real, damn it!

for me, it's vaping is safer than HOOOOOONK

Gable still has a job at wwe?

BASED

Based car selling man.

So, Bayley's gimmick is the same as Nikki Cross's: She thinks she's a face, but runs with a monster heel and says/does whatever hurts the most.

Now that I think about it, they've been heeling Bayley up for a while now, haven't they?

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Why do we call her bagley?

Why is most advertising geared toward the,uhmm, darker among the population lately?

Based pirated stream

Popeyes is better than KFC. Not black btw but prove me wrong.

During next week's KotR match.

WHERE IS HE?

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because she has the charisma of a brown paper bag

anything is better than KFC, they are literally the worst

AHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S A WORK YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

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Bojangles is the Goat though. I had a chicken and rice bowl for dinner.

That sounds mre like a rudo than a heel.

Why aren't you rolling?

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>gable vs andrade
Based

Itsh Eliath

I miss him bros, is he alright?

They definitely have the better sides.

Either buried or new gimmick.

>Elias with a intro
You what?

Wheres the belt then faggot.

Bayley's based bubble butt is now heel.

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Remember Elias's last name Yea Forums?

popeyes > kfc

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KING CRIMSON, COREY YOU FUCK

Who said I'm not?

Sampson

kaffenberg

Simmons?

Jobstein

Fried chicken is the janetty of fast food. I’ll pass a hundred chicken shacks to get a fucking McGriddle. And I don’t even like McDonald’s

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Sonya
Billie
Chyna
Cherry
Ruby
GET

Rollerino

Holy shit, Elias has actual entrance music?

Samson or Sampson? Don't remember if there's a P or not.

he's DEAD
roll

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Vaped and honk pilled

Bojangles is,literally, goat(meat)

you got worked by anons working a worked shoot

Fuck Elias gay theme

Elias better beat Flippy Dippy

Sorry I'm not watching smackdown I'm playing wow classic

I’ll go for beef over poultry nine times out of ten but the occasional 2 piece from bojangles is based and redpilled

rollin lads

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BASED MANNY BEATING ELIAS AGAIN

I feel like there's been a lot more ramp based offense in the last couple weeks.

sneedsomp

Fuck it.

Baste

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>The Virgin Andrade vs the Chad Gable

Way to get the close up on Elias grabbing a handful of Ali’s dick and balls

I started vaping after I kept seeing that commercial, it probably helped convince me to start

If god exist I will roll Billie Kay

Wtf Is this true ?? AEW KWAB

How come they never come to Schwerin?

Fuck I have to roll now.

>throws you around for the whole match

pizza hut > little caesars > kfc > popeyes > papa johns > chinawok > mcdonalds > dominos

Rollerino

roll

I just quit vaping because I’ve developed this cough lately and it’s making me nervous, especially after reading about that kid in Texas who developed that lung infection.

Good start. Based Ali pushing Elias to a decent match.

Repackaged at nxt

Fuck bro I’ve been juuling for two years since I quit the cigs

What were you using? I use the myBLU system and go through about a pod every 5 days

Rolling

I thank my native american genes for giving me almost no beard even when I no shave in 3 months

Smart people turn shoots into works desu

>Shayna Baszler
Fuck...

I'm okay with this.

RollingRollingRolling

He was vaping thc oil, not vape juice.
Nevertheless, vaping is gay and everyone thinks you look like a fag.

roll

But vaping is safer tha-

man ali is carrying the fuck outta elias

The lung infections are linked to counterfeit cartridges. If you buy your own juice, or even use a product easily traced to manufacture in America, you’re fine. If you really need me to, I can try to source it, but it was all over the news this morning and they framed it pretty easily on good morning America.

>no segment on 24/7 title being stolen

kek

Gimme

rollie pollie

Keep rollin rollin rollin

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>wwe is so boring drones have to fill their game threads with getbait

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Feel like Elias is hanging in there pretty well this week. Last time I remember seeing him he was stinking up the joint with Ricochet.

>aew first show after losing it at a longhorn
>bucks call jericho to the ring
>they pull the title out of a cracker barrel
>tilt their heads and say "did you learn your lesson chris?"

LOL WHERE IS STRETCH MUFFLER POSTER?

wtf these dudes are killing each other

KINO MATCH THO

Got Ronda tho

Fuck yes Elias

murphy lost for this?
fuck this company

Have you thanked Elias lately for drawing the house?

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Ali carrying Elias to the most reactive crowd he's ever had during a match

BASED. fuck manny.

So ChadChad is gonna advance? They're really going to give the win to either Ricochit?

Flippy manlets BTFO

>77 views
oh no no no no

Is it fair to say Corbin and Elias both had their best singles matches of their careers this week? I thought they both stepped it up with the 205ers.

>buddy murphy loses to ali
>ali loses to elias
lol

what the fuck is this shit theme

God, I want to marry Kayla Braxton. Beautiful mulatto bitch

Murphy lost for Ali to turn around and lose to Elias? fuck

I'm okay with Elias beating that sandnigger who thinks his name is my name.

That was jobbers do everytime my friend.

>doesn't think games belong in game threads
>game threads
>game
You fail at logic, and your Tenille Dashwood roll has been replaced by a VERY reluctant Undertaker.

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why did they change Elias' theme :/?

best feet in the biz

How does joe still get to talk like he’s tough?

So, this means Chad Gable is going to win isn't it?

BLISS

Imagine how many less threads there would be if this didn't get posted and replied to in every game topic.

King Corbin is looking more and more likely

>joe getting pinned in this triple threat because they want to protect ricochet
kek

Joe balding real bad

>booking Elias to wrestle at all at your MSG show

ALEXA DIMES

flipcochet is winning his block and then the tournament against elias

Roll me up senpai

Roll

oh yeah the MSG shows are next week. They arent seriously doing chad vs elias for that show are they? lmao

Corbin is winning then he's gonna pin Gable to become King Corbin brother.

Bros I’m starting to think the holocaust was a work

Wasn't Joe already bald in his TNA days?

When was the last a face won the KOTR? They only use it to elevate heels

Based rat dubs

i think its alright

the crowd doesn't even know who that bingo haller is, the right choice was booking wolfpacintyre vs footchad murphy for the finals

HEY WOODS

Why is this fag wearing a tie

>More Aleister bullshit
Stop it

MANNNNNNNN

This nigga still in that room

why does that cuck just sit in his black room all day?

Well we're way past that now aren't we

>Becky comes out and beats him

you know vince loves his minority under dogs beating the odds story lines

are those beat sounds from bliss' entrance her actual braps?

>Ricochet gets a decent push
>Black has to sit in a room for like 4 months

What did Vince mean by this?

>pop for Lexi
Based Smackchads

>more womeme

Fyre and Desyre

I thought they were called sex and violence

MAN DEE

Alexa looking extra kike tonight

Pretty sure Shamrock was. Edge might've been too (don't remember if he was face when he won it, but he definitely was when Christian turned on him).

NEW THREAD

Haven't watched in a few weeks, Bliss still hasn't betrayed Cross? Wild.

fire & desire theme song should be the one that cucknellis use

So, Yea Forums. Mandy or Sonya?

I think I'm a Sonya kinda guy.

>Mandy now wearing long latex pants

REAL THREAD

Mandy pants

Sonya working my pee pee right now lads

these shitters wrestled last night

it really is the same 5 women over and over again

NEW BREAD
ACTUALLY RESPECTING THE BUMP LIMIT

Cringe

GET IN HERE

So who is Cory rooting for?

>all black and that rainbow towel because muh sexuality is my whole personality
big yikes

WHY IS MANDY WEARING PANTS?

I'm a spic and my facial hair comes out like long pubes

I only grow a small stubble that looks okay but starts to itch like a bitch if I don't shave it.

lmao