If you post in this thread, you will die instantly

goddamn dude do you use any other website? What is your life like?

im not dead yet so this is real disappointing :(

RIP

i mixed my medication just for the occasion yay!

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Yes, and pretty great tbh.

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Fags

that's so vague that I don't trust you

do you use reddit.com

dubs
That's that magic of it, you don't have to. Better question is "why do you care user?".
Ewww. Never.

i love reddit i go to r/chapotraphouse and look at the funny memes haha

That's fine, even is you're serious and not irony posting.

Cum Town > O&A > LOS > Getting fucked in the ass by a horse until you die of having your organs mashed in by its immense penis > Chapo

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i'm so ironic i dont even know if i'm ironic anymore, dude buddy dawg

i don't actually listen to that shit i just like the funny memes

I Love you without irony or pretense : )

seizure

N00bI took Susan and the kidsmaybeget astable job next time and come back from the pubBut even thenSusan willneverloveyou again and thekid'simage of you has beenshattered and hate you now.

Sincerely, Jason

haha memes are things I know so that I can relate to other people who know the memes

not listening to podcasts and then liking the memes which you can't even understand the context of because you don't listed to the pod is a good bit

Already dead

update its been 4 and 1/2 hours and im still alive very dissapointing 0 out or 5 stars didnt work #pissed

That means op is dead.
F

is daddy kill yet?

Kill me Pete
Haha this post is a reference to an image that is funny with a cat what says reply to die and you'd reply with kill me Pete
Also Pete is a character from Disney
He was in Kingdom hearts dream drop distance
I played it in the Nintendo 3DS
Also there's a comic with Pete that has anal vore
It used to get spammed on Yea Forums a lot

these threads always lie and never work :/

na

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ok

is daddy kill yet?

oh no

its weird how i decided to start spamming this phrase with no context on every thread one day and now its a meme.

I really dont like my job

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I feel lied to

CAn i post on behalf of other people

Your fortune: Average Luck

Only one way to find out

bye bye :(

Death Note

Can I schnoodle some soda pop before death?

That's what I do

i cannot be controlled

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omae wa mou shindeiru

ok, let's try this.
not because i want to die, i'm just a danger seeker

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[dubs]
sxe

>99
nice

Please work

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Praying to Jesus for salvation

Haha what a ga

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