AEW TITLE STOLEN FROM JERICHO

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Kek what a bitch

>couldn't even be bothered to change the date from 1970
that's just lazy

What the fuck? What's going on?

his birthdate you absolute dweeb

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>its real

oh my god hahahaha

>arrives at "millionaire club" airport terminal
>gets a private limo
>to eat at longhorn steakhouse

this fucking carnie business i swear to god

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>it's real

the absolute STATE of boomers

>The absolute state of the bush leagues

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How fucking far will Vince go?

He deserves it for not going to Omaha Steaks

Huh, I didn't know Jeriboomer and I share a birthday. Lot of based shit happens on November 9th, apparently.

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Khan's bout to freak

This can't be happening, everything was going so well for us.

FUCK WWE

it's a work you fucking marks

Damn, whoever stole that will be able to get at least 20, maybe even 30 bucks for it on eBay.

IT WAS ME, TONY! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

oh shit Enzo stole the strap! BASED

ahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahah

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probably an e drone

the limo driver was diehard E-Chad and when he noticed the belt he threw it off a bridge into a riber. based lad

Lmao you cannot make this shit up

kek at least someone wants their belt if someone stole a bag with a wwe belt in it they'd put it back

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

VINCE IS SEETHING HE PUT A HIT OUT ON AEW’S TITLE WHAT A CARNY

kek

If someone stole a bag with a WWE belt in it, they'd get more money for the bag.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO holy shit this really fucking happened?? How fucking fucked are they right now
After all that hype, how fast can they make another one and how much is it gonna cost em

>Whole thing reads like a Jericho skit for AEW episode 1 - millionaires club, private limo, Longhorn Steakhouse, Jericho acting like a drunk idiot and losing his belt
>Nope, this actually, legitimately happened
This fucking business, man. This is 'living the gimmick' in its purest form.

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The limo driver's name was...

*checks fake ID*

Han G. Manpage

>riber

Go away, Spurdo, no one likes you

How do you fucking forget a belt?

How many triple vodkas did Jeriboomer have between the time he got off the airplane and the time he sat down to eat his $24.95 rib-eye?

If it’s a work - based.
If it’s a shoot - cringe

how long until some e drone incel shoots up an aew show?

>the belt is so prestigious, people are trying to steal it already
based AEW

cant wait for Lashley and Rush to have the strap on smackdown tonight

it can't be a work seen as a police report was filed

No fucking way this was a random occurrence.

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kek what a bitch

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R-Truth thought it was the 24/7 belt and took it

Police reports are usually works though.

This is some MidSouth shenanigans. Except Jericho wouldn't have even had time to file a police report before Bill Watts fired his ass.

>got stolen because he took a limo to Longhorn Steakhouse

The best part is AEW is smart enough to run with this in story

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THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED TO HANGMAN ADAM PAGE!

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>Belt shows up in WWE custody
>Police want to know what Vince was doing with stolen property
>Turns out CAWdy stole it from Jeriboomer and planted it in the WWE to frame Vince

KWAB

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>jeriboomer is literally living the gimmick
How can one man be this based

yeah he would have taken a truck to an applebees

I really really wish it was one of you, but reddit is more likely.

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>carries the belt around with him

what a mark

They're gonna make an angle out of this

WHERE'S MY BELT?
I HAD A LIL TOO MUCH OF THE BUBBLEH

>officer, someone stole my wrestling belt

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BIG DIMES KLEPTO AT IT AGAIN

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Fug :DDD

are any florida indie guys shoot cops?

Reminder that when BASED FUCKING DEAN AMBROSE (now BASED FUCKING JON MOXLEY) was the WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD he took the belt with him out for a night on the town and HE NEVER HAD TROUBLE.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, Chris!

>aew loses jon moxley for their ppv show
>chris jericho is their champ
>aew belt has been stolen
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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This wouldn't have happened if he'd stayed at home and cooked himself a nice Omaha Steak. And you can get your Omaha steaks right now, 35% off, when you go to Omahasteaks.com and enter the promo code JERICHO.

nobody wanted that ugly piece of trash

It doesn't really matter if its wrestling related, its a theft of a valuable piece of art and police have to take it seriously.

and thats not even covering the backstage drama with their womens division and the controversy about codys dog

guess he had to much of the bubbly

Even if it is a shoot the best thing to do is keep quiet about the whole thing, work it into an angle for the first few weeks of TV with drunk Jeriboomer wandering around the streets of Florida looking for his belt, buying them enough time to find it or make another, then this police report will be one of those 'work or shoot?' debates for years to come.

KEK

that's all the information I need to DOXXX you. Kiss your ass goodbye

>shows up RAW wearing the AEW belt

How hard would you mark?

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LOLTNA has upgraded to LOLAEW

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rather him just find it backstage and throw it in the trash without saying anything

>Nice belt, would be a shame if something happened to it

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It probably cost like $50k to make

Sure they would. The difference is that he wouldn't have allowed anyone to steal his championship belt. Observe this, brother.
youtube.com/watch?v=29bY0fiMRG4
That was just his wife's hat. What do you think he would've done if some retard had tried to steal his belt?

Moxley = real man
Jericho = fraud

How much do you think it'll pawn for?

Not soon enough.

>AEW title valued high enough to be stolen by high class thiefs

WWE BTFO

Nobody would ever steal their shitty toy belts

>its a theft of a valuable piece of art

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Looks like Kylie sniffed some of The Joker's smilex gas. Damn.

grandpa lost my belt

So much for caring about your prestigious new company lmao

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>its a theft of a valuable piece of art

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that show is scripted

how much would it cost to make a belt like that?

Based if true

So is your life.

>yfw the belt was repo’d because they couldn’t afford their belt payments

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This cant be real

How long until she suicides?

kek

10 grand at the absolute minimum

KEK

Either 1.) Publicity stunt to try and get on national news 2.) That belts showing up on Raw soon and getting thrown in the trash

>I saw this cool picture on The Board, thought I'd share it with you, guys, enjoy!

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Don't most big league companies have a spare belt anyway exactly for situations like this, I'd be surprised if they only got 1 made.

they filed a police report dude, stop being a mark

BASED MDM!!

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e-drones ethered

yeah, if they don't have another they really are bush league

what drama with the women division?

>get given company's top belt
>lose it within a week
This is why you were never a top guy in WWE Chris

NEXT DUBS DECIDES WHO STOLE IT!

Do you think they would risk getting brought on criminal charges for filing a false report JUST for an angle? I know these guys are stupid, but I doubt they are that stupid. The PR nightmare would be enough.

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Kylie rae quit brcause she doesnt want to wrestle a tranny

This is the funniest thing I read all day. Old man Jericho would lose his head if it wasn’t screwed on

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Already a watermark?

NZO AND CASSXL ARE THE CULPRITS

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Wwe 4 life

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I'm guessing the Kylie Rae thing, and that whole mess with Sadie and Bea..

Hehehe. Just picking up some trash.

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Fucking waste. Gas all weebs.

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DAMN YOU HEX MANIAC!!!

what a waste

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Brad Sheppard

extrapolate

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HOLY FUCKING BASED BIG TIDDY WITCH

Dumb waifu fag

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i cant wait for his live sex celebration with sasha tonight

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Turns out it was R-Truth, he mistook it for the 24/7 title and it's gonna show up on tv next week

We keep winning wwe chads

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Whose gonna add it?

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mmm based

Based Tanahashi 2 belts

>WWE
>same twitter meme already posted

cm punk should tweet a pic of the belt in his fridge

>Sources say a tank was seen driving away from the scene headed towards Orlando. So far, police have no suspects.

>longhorn steakhouse
lads...
has he betrayed omaha steaks ;__;

Imagine the outrage if someone stole the IWGP

They have to turn this into a storyline, Jericho's next promo should be amazing.

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unhinged, delusional Hangman running around with a stolen belt confirmed

Don’t you mean sport entertainment belt, son

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Can't wait to listen to Based Corny talk about it on his podcast

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Mmmmmmmm

They wouldn't be able to steal it, the Velcro would be stuck to the car mat

>First AEW show on tv
>DJ Boring - Winona starts to play
>Boomers in the crowd go apeshit, Zoomers are confused
>Out walks Winona Ryder holding the title
>JR is losing his shit on the mic
>"BAW GAWD ITS WHYNONA RYDA!"

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Corny will need a four hour show to cover all of the AEW shit

and it's only fucking TUESDAY

WWEbros, we can't stop winning!

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We all know who it really was

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POST THE TITLE user!

>thinking this is a failure for aew

LMAO when will you seethers learn!

MONEY MONEY YEAH YEAH!

Based PokéChad

I'm an Elite Chad and I have to admit that this is not a good look for AEW, dude. Nobody wants their world heavyweight title stolen and this isn't a good thing. Best we can do is hope that they find it or hope it's a work or weave it into storylines.

yeah it most likely was niggers, i agree

Based wife

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They possibly have the best fucking storyline since austin rock.
Jericho needs to cut a huge promo on social media blaming Cody right now

Chuck Taylor would have never let this happen

Why the fuck is it the wrestler's job to carry around this belt IRL how the fuck do they not have a guy whose job is to watch over this shit like they do with the wardrobe? The wrestler is constantly traveling and constantly moving why the fuck is this job on him?

HOLY FUCKING BASED

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If I was a wrestler I’d shoot wear my belt everywhere I went

they will (or already have) spin this into a work. jericho will just talk about how he doesnt give a fuck about the dumb belt or some shit. codys probably the only one seething about the belt getting stolen.

>aewfags now saying its a good thing it was stolen
jesus christ what a cult

and thats why you arent one mark

think it can be salvaged if somehow you pin this on the Dark Order™ since those two and their "creepy perverts" arent getting over

It's obviously not good, but that Jericho post match promo was so good, imagine what he can do with this if they turn it into a storyline.

I’m neutral to every promotion (I watch every wrestling) but I gotta agree, literally every negative thing about AEW is somehow “it’s so bad that is so good” to the AEW fans, I’m not even memeing read the first few posts here

husseinandwebber.com/crimes/theft-fraud/grand-theft/
Thief could get 5-10 years

>I watch every wrestling
KWAB.

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>they gave the belt to an old boomer and he immediately lost it

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>WHOSE THAT STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN AEW CHAMPION CHRIS JERICHO? AW GOOD GOD AHMAHTY IT'S THE HEATHERS! IT'S THE HEATHERS! THOSE HIGH CLASS HARBINGERS OF HATE ALWAYS EAGER, ALREADY READY TO DO THE BIDDING OF WINONA! IT'S SICKENING!

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>DUBS Again
Spooky halloween girl angle all but confirmed.

>You're one of those fake wrestlers? Like The Rock or Hulk Hogan? What's your name?....Chris Jericho? Never heard of him.

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Its now trending via longhorn steakhouse

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SHUT UP
PLEASE

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Dude Jericho certainly didnt even got home yet. He just won the damn thing lol

TOP KEK

(Stolen belt)

BAH GAWD, WHAT'S PN NEWS DOING IN THE AEW ZONE???

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no way to save them.orange cassidy literally buried them to oblivion.

>ITS THE ULTIMATE INCEL! JASON DEAN!

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>longhorn steakhouse is trending and not jericho or aew


ahahahahaha!

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OMAHA STEAKS FUCKING SEETHING

Longhorn steakhouse is a draw

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People should get 5 10 years just for watching that shit show saturday.

But I was the first Wwe undisputed world heavyweight champion.

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Since they still have a month for this, I can only hope that the Khans use their gorrilions to quickly have a new title made that doesnt have AEW on every plate.

I'd say this would be a perfect chance to make a custom belt for Jericho in the meanwhile but A: The AEW belt hasnt been around long enough for an alternate to mean anything and B: Jericho might get drunk and lose that too.

What a fucking mess.
Jericho should drop the title to Omega on episode 1.

more than A-E-MEME ever will be

BASED Sex Maniac's gonna work me into a ding-dong diddly shoot tonight.

everything about this is just beautiful

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the fact the person that made this post only samefagged it 4 times is pathetic

This is what he gets for having a shitty finisher

>We've just cross checked the name Chris Jericho with the Raw and Smackdown rosters and you're not on there. You're coming downtown, buddy. We'll see how funny your fake reports are when your mother has to drive down here to pick you up.

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it's a viral story now
they have to do something with it or they'll look like cucks

Tanahashi: I never lost the british heavyweight belt. The promos write themselves.

How CAN they play this one off?
I mean I'm trying to support AEW, but the fact is losing your topmost belt within 24 hours of its inaugural crowning makes you look like a complete, utter joke of a promotion.

The absolute state of this fed

this is fucking hillarious

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Of course they're going tow rite it into the storylines. It's fucking in character for Jericho right now to do this.

It's the beginning to the Invasion 2.0 with AEW. Orange Cassidy vs Hulk Hogan

>losing your topmost belt within 24 hours of its inaugural crowning makes you look like a complete, utter joke of a promotion.

well it is. once you have a match which involves a dude with no legs and have a 350 pound tranny in your womans division its fucking over. that shit may fly on ppv`s aimed at marks but that shits gonna flop and get backlash once they debut on tv.

>jericho not trending
nice superstar you have there

How Chrisetty manage to hold on to the two belts WWE gave him but lose this one? First champ doesn’t even give a shit about the belt kek

what if they never get it back?
they gonna write their own embarrassing clown show?

Maybe wait and see if this even ends up an issue? Doesn't sound like you are 'trying to support' them very hard

TURN ON CNN

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it is actually a serious issue man
they will have to admit to making a new belt in a month

>Man wins Women's battle royal
>already a backstage fight
>top belt gets stolen
Can it get any worse

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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW MUCH THIS BELT IS WORTH?

Yep

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a gorillian hotdogs

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When people realize Cody has Triple H reign of terror-tier booking

>Can't wait to listen to Based Corny talk about it on his podcast

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Vanilla midgets, they never learn

*bandana up*
*cowboy shit* *I would do anything to become the aew world champion*
What did hangman meant by this?

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Don't forget about their fake Bayley going back to drugs

for all we know they will have the title back by tomorrow, it is a dumb story but it's not even an issue in the actual show yet.

underrated post

I mean that's one way to go at it

They'll make another one. They have a whole month and gorillions of cash to spend.

If they don't use this in an angle they are stupid.

Thing is WWE keeps the actual titles in a portable cabinet that have their own lock drawer that gets loaded on the tv equipmeny truck.
The belt the wrestlers travel with for house shows and media appearances are replica traveling belts.
They do it for pretty much this reason.

God damn it, this happened too early. If it had been stolen a month from now, I'd be tuning in on Wednesday to see if they run with it. Lost angle potential here.

>and gorillions of cash to spend.

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Of course they will. It fits Jericho's gimmick to a 10.

If they have to make a new belt everyone will now.
Also the original belt will be out there handing over their head
Like the Sword of Damocles

>Who is Shad Khan

From what it sounds like, he took the wrong luggage at the airport, took the limo to the restaurant, sent the limi with the wrong luggage (and belt) back to the airport for the driver to pick up his real luggage, and it sounds like the driver gave the belt back with wrong luggage jericho took. The driver probably didnt want to admit that. The belt is probably buried in some lost luggage room, or the guy whose luggage he took probably took it without realizing it, or some dumbass airport employee took it and is on camera taking it.

There are about a million jokes and one is easier than the next but this was my first though after the 24/7 champ joke.

If it's a Dave Millican belt (pretty sure it is) somewhere between $1000-$3000 in labor and materials.

Who? I don't watch hotdogs leagues so I don't know.

Why do i have trouble believing that this is a shoot and not a work?

Bryan Alvarez said so

twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1169013359330676738

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because ya jabroni mark, brother-hh

well fuck that doesn't even sound bad at all i was guessing more like 50k.

Whoever has the first one has some dope blackmail

who cares who knows, if it doesn't effect the show why is it a big deal? There is a video of richochet sticking his entire finger up his ass, as long as it didnt happen on RAW who cares?

Because this is a heel Jericho thing to do.
He doesnt need to shoulder the championship if no one is going to thank him for it. Being Jericho is good enough.

It writes itself, except you know, the belt is actually lost/stolen.

And 5 years of prison if they get him.

you know how those Spider-Man suits from the first Sam Raimi film were stolen, sort of like that. that AEW belt will be sold to an underground collector.

whoever has the first one is going to jail
some rando won't know how to profit off of obviously stolen property

but how much would they give you to have their first used title back? probably a lot.

Ricoshit wasnt wiping his ass with a world title afterwards.

Spending that much on belts is moronic, I imagine they'd be a pain in the ass to travel with, get banged up in suitcases and chucked around on planes and forgotten all the time so companies just aren't going to let a bunch of meatheads look after tens of thousands of dollars of their property.

kek seething tranny

that's for cheap replicas and indie belts
money.cnn.com/2014/05/23/smallbusiness/wwe-wrestling-belts/index.html
>Each one of Millican's belts is custom-made. The most basic replica belts with three nickel plates and no other adornments cost just under $1,000, but some of the more complex gold-plated designs like those used by WWE can sell for more than $10,000. (Millican declined to disclose exactly what WWE pays for its belts.)

actual wwe belts are over 10k and the AEW belt is more detailed than anything they've used in a while

Based Harold sent his true Ace to do the job.

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and people actually made fun of the 24/7 belt

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Here's the live event version of the World Heavyweight Title

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I doubt they would just let jericho run around with a 10k+ belt and not a replica

>wwe belts are over 10k

What,they look cheap as fuck and they even use velcro.

Looks better than the real one

Turns this shit into a storyline
Open the next BTE with hangman page holding the belt :lol

It looks like it's been a while since he's touched his site, but he has a list of prices here.
>davemillicanbelts.com/faqs.htm
Also found an article from a few years ago that he wouldn't disclose what WWE pays for him to make their belts, but some go for over 10K.
>money.cnn.com/2014/05/23/smallbusiness/wwe-wrestling-belts/index.html

What's wrong with Longhorn? That's one of the nicer restaurants in my town, and we have a lot of restaurants.

That would be great but the reddit fags would cry that it is not realistic enough

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Arby's getting in on the fun.

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This was 2014, when they weren't as cheap.
If these are 10k minimum, the AEW is 15-20.

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What a far cry from Big Gold

OH NO NONONONO

This will unironically be a good angle for AEW.

Whatever the cost of the belt, if they are smart, they will get way more than its value from developing a storyline around it.

Hell, it might be a work from the start.

Based Arby's dunking on Boomericho

>Hell, it might be a work from the start.
it's a legit police report dude
if aew had any part in deceiving the cops for publicity, it's a crime

Point taken.

They need to be smart and make it a storyline regardless.

imagine if jericho shows up on smackdown's fox debut with the "stolen" belt and dumps it in the trash how hard would you be worked

>"You're such a bad champion to lose the title"
Predictable

ITS FUCKING OVER

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Nuclear heat, would be based

Jericho can go on a paranoid breakdown accusing everyone of stealing his belt. Could be entertaining.

is Arby's an e-chad?

they already doing it on wwe

>jericho gets arrested for filing a fake police report

For comparison

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They spotlight multiple promotions
And anime
And games

Their gimmick is that they are that one weird looking autist in class no one really messes with because he's a decent artist.

>vince bails him out and pays his legal fees

>NIGGA THIS AIN'T NO WWF BELT WE BOUT TO GET BUSTED FOR A WAL MART KNOCK OFF

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The Arby's Cardboard World Championship does have a nice ring to it

Fuck epin fast food coronation social media memes and fuck zoomers

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/woo/tist ding-dong diddly seething, go pay your 11.99 and fap to Brayan Salvarez

NEW

Cult of Cornette Chads assemble.

Brock has been on Raw twice recently with a replica universal title instead of the real thing

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This policy though went into effect about 8 years ago...give or take. Wrestlers used to carry the actual belts with them when they traveled. WWE though always had a spare belt for each title with them for all live events.

One of the things Piper hated about being IC Champ was having to carry the belt through airports. He said it was a huge inconvenience having to stow it on the plane. Bret has also commented what an inconvenience it was.

In JCP, you had to pay a deposit on the belt just in case you lost it. One of the reason's Flair brought "big gold" with him to the WWF was because Jim Herd refused to give Flair his deposit back since Flair gave it to Crockett and not WCW. Since he didn't get the deposit back, Flair had no legal right to return the belt to WCW under his contract he signed before Turner bought GCW and rebranded it WCW. Flair owned the belt and could use it. WCW field suit and that's why WWF had to censor the belt. Vince was smart enough to make it into an angle.

how the fuck would a belt cost that much

>tonight's SDL brought to you by Arby's

This is the fucking carniest thing I've seen in recent memory, holy shit.

In what god forsaken shithole do you live where Longhorn qualifies as a "nice" restaurant?

Omaha Steaks doesn't forgive. Omaha Steaks doesn't forget. Expect us.

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WHAT HAS HE BECOME
NOW THAT HE'S BETRAYED

longhorn is a fucking chain, enjoy paying for reheated frozen garbage and garbage tier meats.
i can't even imagine being you and thinking i'm getting a good steak meal at a longhorn lmao

whoever has the original belt has a lot of blackmail over AEW

I did it for da Rock

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This is the most exciting thing to happen in wrestling today, gamethread 2 please

I live in a suburban area in the midwest, so all restaurants are chains unless you go into a big city. So around here the nice restaurants in town are Longhorn and Olive Garden. Both of them have 30+ minute waits throughout the week because folks will go to em to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

I'm not saying it's ideal, and I've certainly made better steaks at home, but I've never understood why people always dump on chain restaurants.

make a new belt
give it to someone who comes out on the TV debut

Truth

Yeah why didnt he just do this

Who fought backstage?