Why do girls do this?

lol you never had sex

ok or just respond with b8 that's cool too...

lol you never had sex

lol you never had sex

nice dubies friend
Imagine Le smelle

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Have you had sex before?

yeah I have a kid lol

so why you need to date if you have someone to have kids with?

Saved :)

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because we aren't still together? I am confused.. am I making this complicated?

ummm... im not going to have sex with my kid >_

imagine being so amazing that you decide to eradicate every hair on your body that isn't on the top of your head; the feeling is... well I don't know how to put it other than that it is great.I get to play with my smoofthe boygirl body every day : DDD

Your fortune: Good Luck

Fortune if I was there you wouldn't have to play by your self

That's a clever twist on my wording, but not what I meant, sorry. I should have been more precise in my phrasing.

:((
why not?
also who has the kid?

because I'm not a very valuable mate to normie bitches, I'm cute and funny and that's about as far as it goes i can't make her purr in the sack and I ain't rich so I'm fucking worthless get me?
Also
I'm not getting into ever little detail but he's fine he fucking better be with the amount of child support I pay

That's a pretty heavy story, if this wasn't a le post-irony board maybe words of empathy or encouragement would mean something, but I hope it gets better for you.
I thought this place was for 20 something NEETS and college students with anxiety, how did you end up here? Why do you stay?

Remember you are here forever! I been here since like 2007 lol and it's not a """heavy""" story it's an extremely common story and nothing special at all what so ever. I'm here because I'm already accustomed to Bulgarian book club forum culture. I been on [sfarse] a while now and it's comfy and my posts and OC are generally well received, I'm here because it's fun don't pity me I'm happy as a pig in shit now stop probing me and answer not that fat faggots question why do girls do this?

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dubs!!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

omgosh I have a scenario for you lovely perverts.
You bite into one of the banana peppers that papa john gives you in their pizza bos.
Just the little tip of it.
400 spiders crawl out and they start occupying your home.
Your kind of shocked cause why the fuck would their be spiders coming out of your pepper.
now what?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Burn it down the house is beyond salvage

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back

I was talking to my girlfriend n_ns

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Dont mind me lole

that's your house though; also you probably don't want to burn down your mouth; what if a couple of the spiders got inside there; oh wow what if they setup like an igloo or some other kind of domecile; IN YOUR GUMS spiders are really funny. they look really freaking mad but are actually more intelligent than your favorite baseball player. my favorite baseball player managed to slash a girls tires then cut his own palm off so he's not very intelligent but most people that play sports are pretty fucking stupid so it's kind of expected .............. I went to school w/ a couple of pro players and they were huge not ass holes at all but their friends made them look like ass holes but who's laughing now; that nice dood who is making 5 million a year or that fucking group of dinguses who is probably making about 5 dollars a y ear combined.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

well what else did you do besides talk; you should always share details about things.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Private.

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there is something very wrong with your left hand.

Your fortune: Average Luck

fortune what the fuck are you talking about my guy why the fuck would a spider build an igloo and not a Webb you literally make no sence

I hate faggots.

Don't be mean to Jevin.

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why the fuck would an intelligent spider build a web which everyone is literally expecting.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Catfish you are a fat ugly faggot. End of story.

That's rude.

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How the fuck is it rude???

Hyper intelligent spider hides it eggs inside of a poppa John's pepperoncini pepper
Unsuspecting user bites into pepper unleashing torrent of ungodly 8 legged hellspawn
user burns down domicile in an attempt to eradicate the disgusting scourge
One spider yet survives and unbeknownst to user builds an igloo inside of his gums

I'm having trouble thinking of any way out of this besides suicide I'm very scared of spiders is this an extremely roundabout way of telling me to kill my're self?

spiders are nice they kill bugs

I know but they also bite me when I'm asleep and leave strange welts

Girl dubs

POST YER BAVI

What's the name of male Yaoi Lovers?
That's me

男性のヤオイの熱狂者

腐男子

Lewd is rude.
Please refrain from using lewd content when posting on [s4s].

how about you go back???

have you seen that movie arachnaphobia I don't recommend it.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

also can you please translate (jk I don't want you to translate anything but I would like you to post morelewd things)

I recommend you sit on a dildo taped to a rolly chair and ROLL across the country

k

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

K

k

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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nice

get out of here peter you don't get to shit up my 778888888888

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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very nice quints

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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nice quints fortune

is the letter K a meme now? (created by 778888 not that other ass hole who tried)

Your fortune: Outlook good

oh crap I didn't even type 88888 correctly

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Fine, sicker than your average nigga killer
Twist niggers' heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gators
Chicken wing eating players
Triple-K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon Man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch Jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, who us
Yeah, KKK, nigga babies I don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigga
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it
[Hook x2: Audrina Patridge]
Moon Man, Moon Man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great
[Verse 2: Moon Man]
I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me
Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
[Lyrics from: https:/lyrics.az/sunman/-/notorious-k-k-k.html]
I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
And smell like ass
Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk
I don't give a fuck about your mama
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigga cock she's used to
Kill a nigga and skullfuck a jew
[Hook x2: Audrina Patridge]
Moon Man, Moon Man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great
Cont.

brat

Uh oh forgot to delete that pesky azlyrics shit.
Oh well, here's the rest
[Verse 3: Sunman]
Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech
Moon Man you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race

[Verse 4: Moon Man]
Fuck off nigga
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors
Get the fuck out you ain't my brother
Why don't you go and fuck a hyena
When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

[Hook x2: Audrina Patridge]
Moon Man, Moon Man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

[Outro: Moon Man]
This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here

if you think anyone is reading that you are mistaken.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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based pewdiepie poster

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Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Lol fortune is so cute I wish he was my Le boyfriend so he could explain to me what exotic ice is

I can just explain what exotic ice is without being your gf though.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Ok fine because I understand that the first step to any healthy relationship is compromise

I don't remember what it is.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

and sex

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lol you never had sex

It's ok cutie it may as well not exist it's basically therotical
Yeah that's the part I'm bad at ;_; actually fuck that I'm amazing in bed it's just that one roasting fucked up my confidence ;_; and now I have intimacy issues

Caring for the opinion of roasties is completely useless, remember this.
A male orgasm is needed in order to create life, a female orgasm is not. If God didn't care for female orgasms then neither should you.

that's a very 90's guy attitude towards sex. thanks tho lol, check out her tits lol God I hate this bitch xD

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thats a man lolee

xD

so's your mom

>emotional support twink
Mfw! That's literally all he is for a third of the game!

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no 2b is his emotional support twink in that she kills him whenever he gets too emotional normally

found boi

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Hi!

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baji lives baji lives baji lives everyone survived all of the horrible stab wounds!!!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

waves in shy

Your fortune: Godly Luck

she is not a girl he has no tits he must just have a micropp

she has a girlfriend now she said guys don't do no more for me

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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that's pretty gay

Your fortune: Outlook good

to gain attention because of her daddy issue what else?

that's an awfully high resolution connoisseur/collector grade trap image you have there Catfish.

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hey. stop.

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yuji sakai and ripa

2gay
"anda contento"

Sometimes I'm really gay. Other times I take naps with a buttplug inside of me, a didlo in my're mouth and a didlo in my left hand that I cudlel.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

two same numbers!

>66
It doesn't matter if you are gay or straight to me, it only matters if you have sxe or not because sxe is disgusting

i wanna succ ripas unwashed smelly DICK

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