Quunchy quombits

the man with 7+ names

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

BRB gonna go slap a filter on an image in EVER FUCKING THREAD

BRB gonna go post a wall of smug EVER FUCKING THREAD

BRB gonna go spell every wrong in EVER FUCKING THREAD

i loverape sagebf

hey jevin i have a gift for u ;)

wat

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i don't want it bc it sounds bad

wtf ok fine thenl....

ok fine what is the "gift"

Ok

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garuntee u the real gift is something that's either incredibly invasive to my privacy and borderline illegal or some retarded thing i don't genuinely care about that u think i care about also this clearly isn't the gift so idk what ruse ur pulling but get over it

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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saving all these manks to my mank folder

Guess where I am Sparkles

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WOWOWOWOWOW
MONKEY MAN???
THAT CERTAINLY APPEARS TO BE A 2012-ERA SMARTPHONE QUALITY PHOTO
AND THAT CERTAINLY APPEARS TO BE THE REVISED NEW YORK CITY SKYLINE!
~chokes up~ GOSH BLESS AMERICA

Japan

you're fuckin funny dude
when this is all said & done & we've all lived out this life times span ahead of us
just know that i was legit laughin at your funny ass posts my dude
~non-condescending bacc patt ~

If it was me the camera lens would be covered in tears.

it's not the prospect of homelessness or whatever that's making me sad, to be quite honest. i know you want the details of what i'm talking about but i do not feel at all comfortable talking about that in this context right now, so forgive me. maybe some day soon i will explain but right now just know that i am deeply hurt and trying to figure out a lot.

say no more.
except............
dont stop posting tho
u kno what i mean

heck of sparkles

it's so fugging annoying that you can't grow a plant because you forgot to grow them just one month late

It's just been rainin'... on my face

resisting urge to wildly speculate...

youtube.com/watch?v=-pVT_mvvZLo

>then the doors open & theres like 8 ppl waitin for the fu-huh-huckin eleva-ha-hator and they deh-heh-hefinitely heard me oh-hoh-ho man good times
lol
Flight of The Conchords are so good. There's something more earnest about their music than Tenacious D which makes it not always feel like straight "comedy music" although all of their songs are definitely humorous to some degree.

~understanding nod

'ppreciate you fam

this post actually IS about you lol

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Tapioca swirled cum shot glory from spayed strange animals running through the eye and mind of a madman.

Burn your witches until DIE DIE DIE DIE!

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this is your home now

>22
>Dubs
Nice

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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oooohohoho00ooOO this is gonna be goooood!!! Silly shamanistic shenanigans I can't wait!! Same sloppy sadistic sincerity & I can't wait!!

what did he mean by this

stop it fuck off figure it out

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baffling

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rude
me brain dumby?????

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

Your fortune: Outlook good

good post i read it a bunch of times

ROOD DOOD

DOOT DOOT

>What's a Chinese Junk?
>Oh, it's a type of ship.
>Oh, yeah. Women love that kind of sensitive nautical shit.
>Really?
>Yeah, haven't you ever seen Watership Down?
>No.
>Well, me neither, but women love that film.

PeeeeeroooooowuP

*honk*

:O)

Imagine if brap brap brap brap brap and then poop AND THEN smelle?

kumber tuften dundder

epic triples, absolutely epic

SO FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY

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huehuehue

dubz

garuntee u the real gift is something that's either incredibly invasive to my privacy and borderline illegal or some retarded thing i don't genuinely care about that u think i care about also this clearly isn't the gift so idk what ruse ur pulling but get over it

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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I don't undersatand Yea Forums

me neither honestly

check fortune and dubs and you're goood 2 go lole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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got the schizodyslexia again... thought that poster said "i dont understand" not "I dont understand Yea Forums" fuck me

noko doesnt do anything anymore

>7788053
ok JEVIN

lurk moar is the only useful information on this

tru dat

jevin is so cool.... i might just have to FUCK him

u kno... i might just FUCK jevin

holySHIT!

good double

mmm mmm mmm-m CANTON JADE TURQUOISE n TUSCANY YELLOW blend

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That's a good album my dude

jevin im gonna fuck you

what up Jevin Nation

and the wife I saw you beat

Come back RIGHT NOW Sparkles

/gmFyRAQ

the discord monkey

*tilts sideways*

sapient corn snarl

mocher mane :]

What's that feel like

like eating the last cookie in the jar

mocher mane :]]

What's that feel like

waterslides on mountains

What's that feel like

slippery when wet, rugburn when dry

'sat fe' li'

Dubs, nice

Anyway...

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MOcher mane :]]]

Fugggg, two dubs in a row
sweet

Yeah.

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it's the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY since mank was last sticc'd. let today forever ring in our hearts as the day MANK really made his mark... MANK day...

tifle rambant pronoun

Time to celebrate all of our achievements

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Have you guys noticed that if you post with a picture you usually don't have to do captchas

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SHITMANK SHITMANK SHITMANK

JAQ pls come back write more story bout monky :(|)

responsibilitys cool...

only rain in the drain

But there's more things in life!

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Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons

Good

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The demons can suck my dick

youtu.be/hzLHnlV9_iw

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Deeeeeeeeeeeeeemooooooooonnnnnnnssssssss

demons are just a weak mans excuse to be a jerk
youtu.be/AE9qPRIt1vU

Which one are you

two same numbers
i'm just a chatty jar

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*Kathy

a formless observer doesn't need a gender or a name hmm, guess the west one after all(?)

SPARKLES look at my Alita swag (limited edition!)

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I called out of work, and faced a blunt on the side of the movie theater before watching Alita

Pendleton Rossburg Calamity

CUTE HAND!!!!!

jevin im gonna fuck you

lole
i seen u top to bottom
iz wa habbens

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk5fR-t5AU

U DIED AS THAT VIDEO HABBENNED U THOT WEARING ESPERPENTO HAT SURVIVABLE

i dislikes that video over a year ago

Tamian heart shuffle

jevin is so cool.... i might just have to FUCK him

OwU

jevin come back here... so i can FAK YAUghuaugh

Sounds like a great day, I'm jealous

It was pretty cool a nice change of pace, it's becoming a tradition of mine I roll up in the bathroom and smoke right before the film I did the same with star wars the one with Rey and kilo

good shit

magical morsel, a

kewl :)
lol kewl :O)
do not hijack my correspondence

i love u sagebf sparklebutt cuteface plz post a pic of urself any body part plz plz!!!! plzzz

classic jevinpost

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ok alrite ill take the couch tonight

sometimes the couch is better tbh

youtube.com/watch?v=8LJsMUkxIWY

I LOVE U SAGEBF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sorry my guy, afraid you got the wrong fella

>introducing:
crunchy crumpets

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(Dubs)
If only today was the day

what did he mean by this

Quunchy Quombits = Crunchy Crumpets

ill run that through my lawyer and get back to you in the morning

forgot the insid joke

captcha: storefrunts (fail ) storefronts (fail ) storefronts , bicycles

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f'real

How do you kill something that was never alive in the first place

chock clock

haha he does't no ppl die whe they ar ekilled

i'm on a monkey hiatus and intend to keep it that way for the forseeable future

im gonna dunk this monker in a bucket of the brown stuf..... thats right
chocolate milk

good, nothing's going to happen around here for a while anyway

same

gettin' dunked on brb

three point shot from half court

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melcocheada hasta morir
destiny fulfilled
war continues

hopefully we'll all die soon

lole
not all can die thrice

yeah, whatever

amber heard.
ever heard of her?

amber lamps.
ever heard of her?

amber lamps.
ever lamp of her?

knowyourmeme.com/memes/amber-lamps

oops forgot pic lol time to suicide brb

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anyone remember that time

HOLODOMOR HOLODOMOR HOLODOMOR

skooty beeps, shinky balps

emma stone.
no, I'M a stone.

i remember it like it was yestarday
"Hold the door." I get it now.
bloopety bip-baps

adventure in monkeys asshole

gullah gullah island

My favorite video game
Eureka's Castle

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maher mane :]

mcfarlane mane :]

JEWWWWWWW
~like the austin powers MOLE bit but with JEW~

JEW JEW JEW JEW

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DONATELLO currently TRIPPING BALLS...

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oh my god leaked sneak pics of the CORD

oh god there really was a discord?
fuckin millennials

>Jaime scornfully asks why he was forced to love such a hateful woman, and they angrily have sex in front of their son's corpse.
based

...

...

...

DISCORD FINALLY EXPOSED. FULL DISCLOSURE SECRET WINDSOR CORD WAS REAL. THE DISCORD MONKEY.

no, bunk, i can explain...

spit out the 'cord business

its, its not monky, nothing to do with monky, is private convo, for DONATELLO's own discern, and i left. left long ago. and i posted that convo myself, jevin simply reposting now because DON's name was mentioned. lately DON has come back around to inviting me to new small rooms that he creates, and i hang around for a little while and leave those too, boomproof, no discern for me no sir, or monky, never monky anything to do with :]

donatello from the ninja turtles

pizza party @ the cord?

pizza party @ the cord!

how come i was never invited 2 a pizza party @ the cord......... im in tears

>revised

[NSFW] manks colonoscopy 18+
tags: WTF, gross

THE DISCORD MONKEY!!!!!!!!!
(In this context the word "discord" is used with its original meaning, and does not refer to the Discord software application)

D'accord

NEEEW MASTAR BAAAAAAAAYYYYYST

It was a very good video. Super riveting.

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

hahaha im posting in the monkey thread

HEEMS !

HEEMS !

funyyyyyyyyyyy omg

youtube.com/watch?v=y6QBaZHltJw

'member "cade goes sinko mode"? fuckin luv u bro

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do girls make better music then men?

Mozart and Beethovem weren't girls so no

windsor advisory

do deaf people make better music than men

why of course, master cheif, they do

i'm black btw

i want to send angry letters to food companys, they're so desperate to make things even that they'd just give me free stuff to compensate.

everythings comin up MANK

do gay people mak.... never mind

.............that reply wasnt to me it was to someone else that i had also replied to so i got the notification kjussayin kjussayin

i hope you guys realize i have free tickets to see david bowie tommorow

PLUMB&SQUARE

hope no more...

windsor you're obviously here can u fucking, ...... can u like ,,,,,, B REAL for a sec & kinda jus..... tell us whats goin on with u? like how things been bro...... pls replie

it's okay, we'll find him soon

windsOOOOOOOOOr
pls share piccy that uve shared with "WOBLE"
surely youve sent hundreds by now
send a less-revealing one pls
cause gosh knows you went DEEP down the rabbit hole
so post one of the piccys
it would be prime subplot thickener
pls consider

FORTY SIX posters eh? d*mn ........ impressive showing this go round . . . .

send in all of the emilys

im doin what i can to thicken these subplots guys but i need that cooperation to really pull it off

there's a fire in my room right now

classic windsor.........

windsor just post some fucken nudes already its' not that hard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HAH* *HA*H AH*HHAH HAH HAHH HAH HHA HAAAAAAAAAA HAH HAHH AHH AH HHAH AH HA AAHAHAH H AHA H AHAH HAHH HAH AHA

windsor plsssssssssssss piccy

windsor plsssssssssssss diccy

WINDSOR. FUCKING answer

i gave u thirty five f*cking dollars f*cking answer me

let me handle this

:]

sorry mate i lost 'em

nice dubs you can get a ton of free stuff like this but it's also quite a bit of work there are guides on YouTube

wait, i found his dick pick hang on

:]]

ABUUUUUUUUUSE, FAAAAAAAAKE

one big fankyburger with a side-a LIES

oh wow that was a newbie.
welcome to Manji :]

stop scaring me and be nice plz

boo

sorry sorry welcome welcome :}

get better material

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i stole this pic btw

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stop hijacking my correspondence. just STOP. just COMPLETELY stop.
youtube.com/watch?v=ALgM_Dszkes&t=153

you fucking sowed discord with the newfig fuckwad fuck u

wade's gonna be PISSED

NOT windsor!!!!!!!
god look how into her stupid butt she is
cant get over how her stupid butt is shaped
why does the apple logo need to be showing with these cases
did case makers come to a deal with apple to always show their satanic sigil
dumb bitch picking out stupid studded case at best buy

FUENTES LIIIIIIIIIIVE

special shout out to filthy frank
rest in piece nibba

#IAmSevonye

...

newcomer u still here?
he turned QUICK, eh?
see how i UNDERSTOOD the VALUE of CORDIALLY WELCOMING the newcomer?
and then you just SHIT on him
and he SOURS
spiteposting fuckheads...

what if i were to shit on you and get you to leave.
i was here before you after all

thats not what manks about , newcomer........
not what he's about at all . . .

mochi mane vocaroo pls :]

feelin NASTY 2nite eh?
NASTY boy......

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still here =]
no worries
I'm more afraid of retaliation than random bile

vocaroo.com/i/s0XvpekFpFdD

he doesnt want me gone........ putting on a front........ typical spiteposter technique........

i'm just joshing you bro

this is not me of course

thats an interesting thing to say........
what might compel one to say THIS........

OHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEVER GOT IT!!!!!!!!
I GET IT NOW!!!!!!! LOOOOOO O O O OOL!

oh....... oh MONKEY MAN?
oh so you ..... so you DID make that joke tho?
about SHITTING on me and getting me to leave?
and im ... here i am sposta take it easy la-dee-da nothings about meee, la dee daa, and then you say such a thing? shit on me bro! im ready btch!

haha!

Suffice to say me and gonefig have A LOT in common

LoL internet

quitting these threads btw

GONEFIG?????
WAIT WHY
WAIT WHY WHY WHY

.........fucks so funny
the "TONE" of this post reminds me of your letter in the MAXX comic
same "TONE"

Percent

quarter century later same ol' tone

i'm quitting these threads. way too mean for me. i'll never understand you guys can be so mean in the presence of someone as funny (but not that funny t b h) as Soda.

bye.

him and gonefig have a lot of common.. scared of retaliation?... gonefig... monkey man...... retaliation . . .

wait no how
wait what no how
no wait what how
no wait how what
wait no what how
what no wait how
no how wait what
no what wait how

whatever. he wasnt monkey material.

monkey man... gonefig... common... retaliation... random bile.. no worries he says, yet he leaves? too rude he says, but immediately posts obscene image in the face of one measly spitepost?

monkey man :] how was ur day :} the other day :}}}}}} (safety word: BILE)

doing pretty good bud
quitting these threads btw

cause i'm a FUCKING DICK 9tenths of the time & frequently out of line____________addicted to appologies, persistently pestering prominent posters pos·te·ri·or's

nice dubs
I appreciate ur ummmmmmm anylysis

did somebody say analysis?

I wanted to do a critical analysis of one of the most underrated s4s memes, "Introducing" .
Why is it underrated? There is so much here to discuss, but let's go through the basics.

1. The Title:
The name of this meme is "Introducing" . This serves two purposes. On the surface, it suggests that the meme is being presented as something new.
The second purpose of the title is meta. Because the title of the meme itself is "Introducing", we are constantly subjected to an introduction every time it is posted. Yet with repetition, we are left wondering, "Have we been introduced yet? What is this asshole waiting for? Is THIS the meme that is being introduced?" But the meta part here is that the title is a satire of the way in which people present their new memes. It is as if, by saying that we "introduce" memes, we are thus showing them off, or something along those lines. But memes are special because of their repetition, and no one really remembers where they begin. Something memorable doesn't need a fancy introduction, it merely needs to be served straight up, over and over again like we're dogs waiting for our lamb and beef. The "Introducing" meme makes this point clear, while also poking fun at the people who think good memes need introduction.

2: The Image
Once again, there is a dual purpose here. Yes, it is a monkey who appears to be saying "introducing" as we might read from the shape of his/her lips.
However, there is also some doubt as to whether or not this is really the case. Monkeys cannot talk. So is the monkey the meme? Is someone introducing the monkey, rather than it being the monkey introducing someone/thing else? There is no clear answer here.

3. The Message
Ultimately, the message is unclear. And Introducing proves that this is just AOk. It proves that meme-making is at its heart a simple endeavor, and we should all just have fun with it, rather than try to create the next big thing.

k so heres my specul8n. there was--- well let's go back to the beginning. monkey man mentioned getting head in a random post a few weeks or months ago. and i remember that post, i remember that it was most likely him, and it pertained to sexual activity, which i don't doubt was legitimate. so i'm not sure if this woman lived at the house, or just visited him there with some regularity, but when he was forced out of the house, his relationship with this woman splintered, due in part to the turn of events, and perhaps a newfound physical distance between their abodes. so that really hit em where it hurt. and having to relocate while this falling out occurred did not help. she probably saw the writing on the wall & cut em loose. to top it off, during this time, there was another unique event that can catalyze some sober self-reflection. so between all these factors monkey man has decided to distance himself from monkey while he gets his stuff together. perhaps quitting pot. trying to get his lifestyle to be as different as it can be, from what it has been for the past few years. cannot blame him.

>7794713
good analysis!

i take it back u are monkey material! please replace monkey man as funny hip cool laid back ring-leader! new monkey man!!!!!!!

nailedem pobly #easybunk

pbbbbbft!
is this bullying?

no we need a new monkey man he's quitting cause his goil sed sayonara

NEW MONKEYMAN! NEW MONKEYMAN! HUZZAH!
a little more TUMULTUOUS than old monkey man... lil more of a FIRECRACKER
but thats what monkey needs!

Either eXtremlel flattering or viscous BiLE i'll need to be very careful with my words here.... in an effort to post more frequently, in an effort to engage I will certainly stick around but i am no leader around here it's hard to tell when imitation is the highest form of flattery or the sharpest blade in the back

youtube.com/watch?v=7NiqRRaCp_o

yeah... heh... nvm maybe... ur scary...

dubs
not the first time i've been told that...fades into obsecurity

looks kinda like my friend's gf
me too
pretty depressing
That's the spicy beef
n*igga i ain't had a girlfriend in 7 years
i'm just unable to smoke at the mo' because the place i'm staying at they are not cool with DRUGS because they're all in recovery keep coming back it works if you work it etc. all that shit so i'm just layin' back f'r now

i would be here more if i had a gf and she left me tbh fam
but yeah if someone wants to take my place that's cool

youtube.com/watch?v=d5_1hdA0AFE