Raw Gamethread #2

Yeah. This is a Heyman show

Where's Pepe?

>it's another "make the faces look like geeks and the faces backstage sit on ass" episode

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IM HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
IM HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FUCKING BASED DOLPH!

I would nut if ziggles and roode joined the OC

oh no my tag team partner I'm so sorry oh no oh ye I'm having a title match against you oh hey I'm sorry my bad

Is this the Kana Chan TV gamethread?

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I hate that queer in the green shirt

Bobby and dolph should join the OC give it more of a bullet club feel

who is this semen demon?

fmk?

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>trying to bring down a giant
>not using a chair or weapons

this booking hurts my head

Tulsi gabbard

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Kkk

Shouldn't Ziggler and Roode be against the OC since they're aiming for the tag titles?

STOP POSTING THIS SHIT BEFORE 300 FAGGOT

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in that order.

Kill Kairi
Fuck Asuka
Marry lo

JOBBERS RISE THE FUCK UP

Y'all ASMR-chads see that shit going down with the Zee's App. Im really thinking Gibi messed up.

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Any Florida dudes make it though the hurricane? How you bros holding up?

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kfm
can't afford kairi, asuka is the oldest, io is ok

kill all gooks.

Correct answer

Could unironically be the best stable in the company with shitter heel Dolph joining

>the city of the OC

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*sound of a lighter being flicked*

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Are these aerial shots because Cody and Tony had a few of them on Saturday?

>I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE 5 GUYS IS TOO MUCH
Tell that to Kevin Nash and most pornstars

New job tomorrow lads, in the meantime:
Domino's, Marco's, Papa John's, Pizza Patron, Double Dave's, or J & J's Pizza (local)

what happened user?

FMK

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shingo pls go

That’s what I’m saying. They clearly have a high kayfabe power level since they can beat down seff and braun. They would be a powerhouse.

>Crowd cheers AJ at start of show
>Boo him by end of match.
Is AJ the greatest worker of all time?

Nope think it'll be ok, maybe some lewds finally on that app..

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Been working all weekend, how much were aewtists seething when Phil said he'd talk to Vince before them?

I am extremely shocked by it considering she was the single actual professional in an industry of indie shitters. Literally charging the same price for a retarded asmr app as the WWE Network. I have watched all of her videos for the past year or so but she's turning into a self mark

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FUCKING STOP POSTING PICS OF THIS BITCH YOU DUMB FUCK I WILL FUCKING MURDER HER.

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AJ is a fucking legend...WWE should be thankful they have someone like him.

Pizza Hut thin crust

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Im in Pensacola so I'm good brotha

mkf

So much they needed to cope on reddit.

Devils Triangle

Double Dave's

You enjoying RAW bro

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Post her stink maker

He's retiring at the end of this contract (2022 i think) so hopefully they do a good run with this club and make it last a while.

Can go wrong with mercury and noble. I'm also becoming a wagecuck tomorrow at a new jobs, grats fren.

BASED BURRS SUPER OWL RUN STARTS THURSDAY

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what job?

He should be main eventing wrestlemania at least once before he retires

Connors Cure logo should be the new tag team belts

Love that wop.

what is it about lesbian porn that makes it so great? eating pussy is the best

MOMMY LACEY COME SIT ON MY FACE

my dad laughed out loud because he thought aj said "i'm going to shove your dick down your throat"

/asmr/ is going to be wild when it returns. Funny thing is how much influence her husband has

I want to cum inside Charly

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What are the long term effects of JUULing Yea Forums?

based Good Brothers taking out that nigger

Have the Patron pay you a visit, mang

Tarpon arenas.

i thought that too what he actually say

i just want Big Match John and AJ retiring each other at the WM main event so fucking badly lads, i fucking need it

Oh hell yeah

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I know...he’s definitely earned his retirement. But the mark inside me wants to see him jump ship for a Omega match.

Death

that's what i thought he said

thats good to hear

Lets GET IT!

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Essentially Gibi created this ASMR app called Zee's. Its somewhat similar to Tingles but there a few major differences. One being that its a subscription based app, 10 bucks a month. Another major difference is that the Zee's app is the one who decides whether a creator can be on the app. Also the way the payout to creators is kinda shady. So essentially its all based on how many views/interactions a creator gets. So say if Gibi got 70% of all the views on the app she would get 70% of the pay. And say a smaller channel like Madi ASMR got only 2% of the interactions she would only get 2% of the payout. A lot of her fans and people on reddit are turning on Gibi because of it and complaining. I just wished /asmr/ still existed so I could talk shit on there.

Based king corbin

>OC going over everyone tonight
I'm ok with this.

FKM
Io's dream is to be a bride and I'm in the business of making dreams come true.
Kairi over Asuka purely for age purposes. Ain't got a mommy fetish like 80% of this board seems too.

Your going to marry her first, right?

Mmmmmmm badass betty white

How

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Karl Anderson is the greatest nobody in all of wrestling. Has a based mansion with a hot wife. He’s a main event guy who barely talks and isn’t over exposed

That was based but why did they attack that nigger? They were just jacked up?

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

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Corbin's going over

OMG IS THAT ZACK RYDER ON MY FUCKING TV?!!

lol rednecks attacking random nig

U KNO IT!

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I guess Roman isn’t much of Cedric’s friend....or anyone for that matter....this poor geek...

U good with bussy my g?

>Vicious Attack on a nigger.
>Lets move on to this tag match that is "important."

We get it Karl.

Ryder was so over at one point people were chanting for him during a dwayne the rock promo

That guy is in the king of the ring and they needed a reason for him to lose

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM

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Wtf I go out to smoke a cigarette and there's still TAG matches going on when I come back

ASUKA NEW VIDEO

youtube.com/watch?v=LwKkRmDzEQc

oh shit. can’t say i ever really enjoyed gibi’s vids too much, so that doesn’t really affect me. but who can blame her for taking those fat stacks. still shitty though

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Why did the OC attack Cedric Alexander?

No hes on your radio mark didn't you hear the entrance music!?

watch your fucking mouth you racist piece of shit

Take a shit in a bucket.

were these two the edges sidekicks?

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Mmmmmmm badass betty white.
Holy shit just give all the belts to AJ and good brothers.
>AEW thinks they can compete with AJ fucking Styles

Yeah but why not Barron or something. Are the Good bros. Just blood thirsty?

There's no dicks it. Ironically more straight than watching hetero porn.

Omg mario maker.

>8ch and the /tingles/ Gibi general full of literal insane worshippers i lurked in got btfo JUST before Gibi had her heel turn
Could not have been worse timing bros. that nigga could have waited a few weeks more to commit mass murder surely

She not smol

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RYDER WITH THE HOT TAG

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>Double Dave's
>Their pizza of the month is chicken and pineapple with chili sauce and jalapenos

when will they learn that pizzas like this and their cheap poutine pizza doesn't draw and bring back their shrimp pizza and pizza quesadillas back full time

who here /WOOWOOWOO/?

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Did dolph call him a bitch?

COMPLETE SILENCE FOR ZACK

Because fuck bulbasaurs this is good brother land.

Because heels do heel things.

YT already fuckin with her too

He was a conedy fad like damien sandow.

Maybe next week, broskis.

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Stinky

Why don't Zigler and Roode get a new song?

Is The Miz seen as a good wrestler? Has he done anything star worthy in his career?

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Never heard of double dave but the spicy shrimp pizza from Brixx is based

His good friend, Cody, is waiting for him...

why can't you just fucking have sex already got damn

/WOOWOOWOO/ over here brother!

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IT PM

Easy fuckin money 6 figs

user they have been a tag team for all of 2 weeks give it some time

We all know they're gonna lose what the fuck is the point of this booking? To put over zig and rod? Wasting my tv time ffs

Based Tranny

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>Spooks the Ghostlad returns to SD Live

>my two all time favourite Vince-buried lads Dolph and Zack facing off
Now I finally know that Dolph has a much higher kayfabe power level than Zack. Fuckin buried him bros

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Hello everyone.
I hope you have enjoyed the show so far.
I'm sorry for being late.

Why does the sonic commercial play joes entrance music? Because he’s fat?

I will have to go there just for this.

JFC how tall is that bitch?

>poses with her back to the camera
D-does Lacey know lads?

>tfw Texans
stupid decisions right before the most brutal schedule starts

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You think Z-Ry and C-Hawk ever tag teamed a chick?

This meme has been around here for yrs.

Came for AJ staying for Lacey

Fuck, what I wouldn't give to cum on Lacey's back while she insults my small penis and pathetic load.

I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

They need to look strong? Even though the last segment just did that...so...IDK..

>Classy Southern Belle?

What is a rednecks idea of classy?

mmmmmmm

Worked

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why not just root the Dallas than?

The Miz is one of the most respected workers in the WWE locker room today.

Vince Russo thinks that Miz would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Eric Bischoff loved the Miz promo on Daniel Bryan on Talking Smack: youtube.com/watch?v=fRDx5hRm6oU

Spoony went from hating Miz to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s
twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

Mickey James appreciates the Miz: twitter.com/MickieJames/status/899807247127248898

Even Dave Meltzer likes Miz's promo on Reigns and Cena: youtube.com/watch?v=p3KHIBJvYgk

Even John Cena respects the Miz: youtu.be/FScRm8eTWYc?t=2m17s

Even Rolling Stone named Miz as the Wrestler of the Year 2017: rollingstone.com/sports/features/wwe-wrestler-of-the-year-the-miz-w514141

Even Ryback calls Miz the Best Natural Wrester Ever: wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0203/636649/ryback-thinks-wwe-raw-star-is-one-of-the-best-wrestlers-of-all/

Ric Flair calls Miz the Greatest Heel in Wrestling Today: wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0305/637587/the-miz-reacts-to-ric-flair-saying-he-the-best-heel-in-wrestling/

Jeff Jarrett praises the Miz, saying, "You're doing the Intercontinental Title proud!" twitter.com/cagesideseats/status/982445260428242944

In his podcast with Christian, Edge calls Miz as someone who keeps recreating and reinventing himself: youtu.be/S7-4Iw1mFS8?t=18m58s

Tyler Breeze calls Miz unselfish in the Edge and Christian Podcast: youtu.be/S7-4Iw1mFS8?t=19m41s

Taz also acknowledges how Miz reinvents himself constantly: youtube.com/watch?v=WSXaKxbNsfg&feature=youtu.be&t=11m14s

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WHY YA CRYIN' MARK

You're goddamn right.

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mmmmmm next week wouldnt wanna mess with him mmmmmm

Dates at the ihop

I'm never not going to be able to hear that now.
Thanks user.

>all of those moans

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Tardiness will not be tolerated...hang your head in shame...

A sister with good teeth.

You are seen as gay for having pictures of homosexuals in your computer

I know right. if 8 chan never comes back Yea Forums needs to make a /asmr/

its summer lexi

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Glad the bitch turned heel.

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Bump

Toby is nerd chad.

because I'm a heterosexual male.

Is Renee a nasty?

You had to ask?

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LIKE
A
LADY

Nattys tits looking good

He's the ONLY reason anybody cares who the Intercontinental/US Champion is. He restored those titles to prestige through sheer force of thirst

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Natty confirmed NASTY

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What do you think?

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>botched run in

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>sassy southern belle
>dresses like a retarded porn star

>Natalya pausing because Lacey didn't turn around in time

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what in the fuck was the point of plowing her over and then going into the ring

Natty is build like her dad.

She fucked that up.

But you took the Astros tankjob up your ass for half a decade

This fucking cameraman i swear.

>The Sexy Southern Bell
>Sexy
I thought it was "Sassy." Did they change it or have I been mishearing it for the last 6 months?

they gotta stop with the natalya pushes

it is?

>sit down ready to eat my pizza
>natty vs lacey
fuck you wwe I'm done, I'm gonna watch Kana TV then check out some JAVs

Renee makes my pee pee hard

Kino Daisy tweener turn incoming to btfo cactus gibi

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>Natty fucking up this early
What a dumb bitch

2 more hours...

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having all teeth intact
non crooked eyes
no beer gut

Natalya looks decent without the stupid cat ears

>When you say you want a Natty but you meant cheap pee water.

The jew finally started showing it's true colors, eh

If I was with Lacey, I wouldn't cum anywhere else but that back

Why is the crowd mic so loud tonight?

lacey is so fucking hot

My step daughter wears those cat ears and she's 9.

apparently they are wanting to bring it back on the 5th

Fuck that whispering, ballon-rubbing shit. I wanna knife my couch every time that Michelob bitch comes on and starts whispering about cheap beer. Goddamit!

Episodes been pretty based user. My stream is 2 mins behind unfortunately

it...it still is sassy

Everyone has one on

>Cole "It would mean a lot if Lacey beats Nattie
Lacey has beat Nattie during her her Title push

Mandela affect. We have recently changed timelines.

um sweaty I don't watch boreball

Did Lacey get new tits or has she just been gone for so long that I forgot about them

Lacey looking THICC

Notre Dame has a black leprechaun lads

>didn't watch her 23 and me video where it was conclusively revealed she is a full-on wop and has exactly 0.0% jewish dna
She's just going 90s hbk self mark

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Does Corey know something about Renee that we don't already know?

check ya ears

>YOU NASTY BITCH

You should fuck her haha.

>Lacey, you nasty bitch

kek

I honestly forgot about this but it's pretty sad that WWE did. You would think the commentators would be given notecards with at least some basic stats about the matches that night.

Good thing I only have pictures of women you turbosperg

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oh, didn't know that. I do know her family is rich as fuck and is probably hooking her up hence why she's the "face" of ASMR for the last couple of years

but is her husband who now manages all the top channels a jew?

This.

And i would still pound her wop mouth.

Why doesn't Natty do The Anvil's finishing move?

LIKE A LADY
BRAAAAP LIKE A LADY

Based Lacey making the leftists seethe

*impregnates your yoshi waifu*

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Yep

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>dat delayed reaction from renee

im really craving subway rn but don't feel like being gone for 30 minutes

Lacey working my dick into a shoot

NAtalya split her pants again lol..

i think Corey once said sexy and Vince probably threw a fit so the following week they rammed it down our throats

>jobbing to a handkerchief

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>eating scrubway
Kys

crowd really cared about that one

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i want to stab renee

Why ya cryin' Mark?

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I could have sworn the ring announcer said "sexy."
Maybe he just had a freudian slip?
Or did I just mishear him?

That's disrespectful, user. Renee would stomp on your erect penis.

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Why won't she throw the hanky into the crowd lads?

>mysterio returns

he was gone one week

DA MAN

Lacey is quarters

Screencap?

would you say that she's the face of ASMR. I always thought it was Darling

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Well, they've been able to find every black Irish catholic since the 70s. Bout time for a nog leprechaun.

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>Back to back women's segment
Top of the second hour gonna see a decent drop

literally go into your kitchen and make the sandwich mark save yourself the 5 dollars. same quality

>becky cringe next
time to get more water

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No one want's her cumrag.

Reys fat son looks like pic related

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just went to kill a spider and this fucker balls itself up like bruh do you think i'm retarded

Gibi's been getting interviews left and right mate.

Tho Darling works me too.

Ssme with Creative Calm and Scottish Murmurs.

what did she mean by this?

im based lads JUST DID SOME COKE IM FEELIN BASED TELL ME IM BASED

Darling was for sure but that was years ago. Gibi took her spot. Taylor got lazy and never really capitalized on her momentum.

So this where all th e-drones hangout.

That's Deadie's son but yes he looks just like that

Lads one second Lacey looks like the most beautiful woman ever, then the very next she looks like a man, what gives?

free based

I want Renee Young to give me a footjob.

here comes a cringe promo

>there are people in this thread who never got to experience BASED heel Mankind

I feel sorry for you zoomers.

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i don't have buffalo sauce, user-kun

Darling is a shitter who got the cheap Pewdiepie rub and did nothing with it.
Gibi got funding for high tier equipment from her rich family but she has the highest workrate in the business and actually treats it like a full time job and not a gf compliment simulator.
Ignore their subs and look at how badly Gibi is viewmogging Darletty

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HE'S PLAYIN' POSSUM!!!

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New

>showing women's basketball
big yikes from GAYtorade

i got to see him be a heel when he did that weird 2000s run
i dont even remember who he was heel against did he tag with edge after their match at mania or something? i think that was it

Every week I watch just hoping to see one interesting match or angle and it only happens like 25% of the time.
Who the fuck wants to see Lacey Evans Natalya again? At least do Lacey Evans Sasha.

My stream cut out. Did they mention foley eating worms in that trolli video?

wow, good job

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Nice. Have you ever smoked it before? I smoked it for the first time before going to a titty bar on Friday night. I was already on 30 mg of IR adderall. I blacked out but it was fun night I hear.

>there are people in this thread that never saw Owen Hart win 2 Sammy awards

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Go to Jimmy John's and support lead lion kings.

Hawt

wtf? That was the biggest pop Becky has gotten in a while

Is Ric Flair gonna sue Becky now that he trademarked the Man?

why the fuck would you ever smoke it i wish i could punch you in the face for wasting it rn even with smokable drugs smoking is the least efficient way to take them fuck lads i am ripped my bod is rad

>Bryan tries to present his case
>Roman spears him anyway
what a heel

Dead* lion kings

>Becky's music hits.
>Three people in the crowd hyped.

he and Edge fought Dreamer and Funk at One Night Stand 06.

>Heel vs Heel
Not in this company boyo.

I smoked the yay not the addys fuckface

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Based Bro

3 outta 5 aint bad

Becky lynch gotta big dick

Pitstop

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yeah i can read you FUCKIN BITCH what kind of retard smokes coke unless you're like 14 and try lacing your weed with it

Labor Day Weekend rub. Folks are still huffing fumes of that 3 day weekend trying to put off tomorrow for as long as possible.

Got any regular hot sauce?
If so, just add in some melted butter and a little garlic powder.

>there are people in this thread who didn't see Hogan win 2 straight Rumbles before the "winner main events mania" stipulation was even invented

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I wish a based heel would attack Becky and say something about her being the man. But I think wwe got in trouble for having too much violence agasint women.

>Calls out Sasha for last week.
>Wasn't there last week.

Is Becky shoot autistic?

Smoking Coke. Based. 80s joke. Hi, Richard Pryor.

jesus fuck the camera during chair shots. ITS SEIZURE UP AND DOWN CAM CUZ CHIPPY THE SHITMUNK DUNN IS A FUCKING UGLY QUEER WHO WILL NEVER WIN AN AWARD FOR SUCH SHIT CAMERA WORK

Autism and cringe aside, Becky's right

What did she mean by this?

Faggot ass bitch tries to call me 14 yet he has never freebased when he went skiing. Fucking bitch. Eat shit faggot.

It needs more camera cuts.

these 'why you whining, you got to be on TV' worked shoot feuds are fucking weird. WWE used to be a fighting league and now its about who gets to 'be a star'

It’s the hoss Sasha Banks

NEIGH!!

Sasha looks hot as fuck, but is pretty shit on the mic

At least bojack banks is wearing different gear.
Hell, I've watched both of the Banks v Bayley Takeover matches (decent) but how the Hell did this bitch machine win match of the yr in 15? Was it cos they got to rehearse for a couple of mths?

Naaa, her microphone is not so bad.
She give me a good boner in that suit

based Sasha putting in the workrate. Two appearances in 2 days. Carrying page and now Becky.

Learn about drug usage before you embarrass yourself, kid.

*3 days

>there are ppl in this thread who didn't know who Sting was until that shit WM match

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