Alright fellow keks, post your best greentext stories

Alright fellow keks, post your best greentext stories

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> Be me
> mfw

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>finger is society
>cat is us
>mfw

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STOP FROGPOSTING

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excuse me but who are you quoting?

>be me
>now you want to kill yourself, don't you?
>sucks to be a weak failure, right?
>you shouldn't saw the things i saw, huh?

who r u quoteys?

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>be me

who r u quoetsy

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>be me
>post greentext story on Yea Forums
>weebs says "who you quoting"
>me laughs at their stupidity

>Walking home from MTG tournament
>Very late very dark
>Woman maybe 10 metres ahead of me, other than that nobody around
>I want to get home start walking faster
>She starts walking faster
>I think i will walk fast enough to pass her.
>She starts running
>Whoops

who r u quotsey boatsys??

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who r u quoetsy babooskys?

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Myself from when i explained that to a friend.

yung ladye u hab tto bbooBOOBOO!

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>kek.jpg

yYONG LADYE!!!! YONG LADYE!!!!111

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>be me
>someone says to us, the Yea Forums's anons, to make greentext
>soundsgood.gif
>some weeb otaku asks "wo r u qutin?"
>scream "NO FUCKING ONE! MIND YOUR BUSINESS"
>later that day never returned
>be me
>be this thread's hero

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yong ladye i am gibing u a failign graed ffor dis *ssigme.... *ssim... homeworkse! nexxxt tiem pls cite ur courcys!

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I honestly can't interpret this one.

excuse me nice fren but who are you quoting?