Almost time for Saturday's Asian Gorl thread... nomnomnomnomn... tasty potato chips!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Almost time for Saturday's Asian Gorl thread... nomnomnomnomn... tasty potato chips!
Luis King
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Wyatt Phillips
>“You’d be amazed at how few people can tell a story,” the Old Cat was saying. The sound of her voice was as rough and reassuring as pebbles rolling together. “Yet still these new emperors want to ban them, burn them, cross them all out. Don’t they know how hard it is to come by pleasure? Or perhaps they do know. The sly goats.”—Madeleine Thien, Do Not Say We Have Nothing
Asian Gorl lets seuss weave a tail of splendor and fantasy. Spinning at the tendrils of life, seuss weaves an ornate epic, suitable for Frigga herself! Should there be loss, gain? Metaphor or symbolism? A change in pace, or a chiasmus to indicate peripeteia? seuss works away at the threadbare garment of storytelling, to shield Asian Gorl in the harshest of winters...
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Michael Anderson
Poor Widowed Asian Gorl
Your fortune: Average Luck
Brandon Jenkins
She is nice Asian Gorl!
She goes for jogs... when it's nice out! Windy weather and comfy sneakers! Stamping the pavement with her yoga leggings! Butt jiggling and sweating! Droplets sticking between her hairless butthole! Well, maybe I got carried away there; but still! I will do my best to describe Asian Gorl in purity!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Xavier Sanchez
>“He dislikes having a fuss made over him. As Chairman Mao so honourably says, ‘We cadres in particular must advocate diligence and frugality!’—Madeleine Thien, Do Not Say We Have Nothing
Asian Gorl... quit making a fuss over me! I didn't do anything. Tailor this, tell that, decipher this, share that. I'm always a matter of controversy... seuss will never see the light of tranquility, or serenity for that matter!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Jonathan Miller
Asian girls
Aaron Baker
Is that you in the right
Owen Collins
no (yes)
Daniel Hill
asian gorls usually have hair on their private parts
Liam Walker
I find asian people disgusting due to the high variation in their genital appearance
Noah Long
This is an omen... Saturday Night Live with Asian Gorl and topical discussion of genitalia...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Leo Sanders
>“They’ll give you a disease if you get too close. Have you gotten that close? I’ve heard that their privates are as different as their eyes.”—Lisa See, China Dolls
Asian Gorl has disparity, war waged over the configuration of her vagina! What will she do to maintain its virility?! How can she keep its... nobility intact? There can only be one answer; one sure and unifying, simple and well-postured solution which satisfies all parties!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Austin Johnson
hey saucy....come over to my place bèíby.....just fuck me with that big superior black cock while my zhuàngzú great grandfather watches and jerks his little as*an micropenis.......touch my butt and buy me 珍珠奶茶......lets go kill some drumpftards
Austin King
Asian Gorl prompts seuss with an invitation...
Is there an address?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Jacob Flores
yes.
Head north on S115 and merge right onto S116 at Longpoxincun. Continue east down the river until you pass the bank on Country Rd 109. In 7 miles there will be a dirt trail off on the right, take that and continue down it until you pass the second road called 挑战者服务车道. Your destination is the third house on the left with the stack of tires next to the door.
Jack Taylor
Asian Gorl has given directions... (though confusing) to her abode! seuss will delight in visiting this little girl's room, but first he must find change for a taxi!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Benjamin Rivera
i'm just fucking with you, bro. you really think i live in china? nah i live in vancouver.
....oh wait
Ryan Watson
Laughter and amusement!
A racial joke, one of ethnicity and culture. Jevin's charms persuade seuss into a court of romance...
Your fortune: Good Luck
Owen Peterson
STAY SAFE SAUCEBF!!!!!!!
Michael Lee
Jevin's divination accosts all living things! He sees the future, and through that sight, we are born...
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Austin Ross
saucy...
do you... wanna add eachother outside of [s4s]??
i rlly wanna be a better fren towards you & make your dream reality...
Colton Wilson
Fat Yosho sitting by the magma... seuss is obligated to agree! But he is obliged by Anonymous' great offer...
Sure! Do you have Steam?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Aaron Martinez
It's getting too hot in here, i chicken out!!!
Henry Sanchez
I must understand the Fat Yosho further...
Thank you for your indelible request... I am honored through your sacren response.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Ethan Clark
I went on omeglel nd was beign lewd when I met a real asian gorl on d bideo chate first we wave hands to prove realness den I took my pepis out for the asian gorl nd she smiled n kept watchign in anticipation it was realely nice since nobode els stuck arounde
she led me cume too nd had a cute shocke expression wen it happend nd I felt realely nice
these are my experience with asian gorl
Sebastian Anderson
thx
Isaiah Cox
Jevin's administration over the Asian Gorl thread brings dread and boredom...
Your fortune: Outlook good