WWE is focusing on the following points for tonight's RAW:
* Can Ricochet repeat history in King of the Ring quarterfinals?
* Cedric faces down Corbin … but there's a problem
* Sasha Banks' warpath continues
* Rey Mysterio returns to Raw two weeks after his son pulled him from the brink of retirement
* Seth Rollins and Braun Strowman continue their strange saga
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>Ricoshit
>Shitric
>WhoreBIN
>Horse
>Boomeryaka Boomeryaka
>Rollins and Strowman "The World's First Dual-Janetty Tag Team"
Yeah im giving this one a miss, not a single dime between the lot of them.
Wake me up when the Big Dog leaves the kennel
I couldn't sleep last night I'm so excited for RAW
this was based as fuck!!
sounds based to me. E chads have been on a roll
Liquid Erick Rowan?
Looks to be a shit show as usual. I'll be playing Bully again instead
Last show before Monday Night Football single handedly destroys WWE?
the state of this simp LMAO
>Can Ricochet repeat history in King of the Ring quarterfinals?
What history
E-ncel SHATTERED
care to extrapolate?
...
Fucking based WWE. I can't wait to get rid of the tranny stench that AEWho has.
Gamethread image
anyone wanna request
KWAB
BASED AND HETEROSEXUAL PILLED
Braun Strowman and Two Nicks
You tell me
how are they going to get the women's tag belts on CoC in 2 weeks
bump
Make the Freshly squeezed switch
These threads are posted earlier and earlier.
(And theres nothing wrong with that, my fellow echads)
Based E-Chad's. Tonight is the night! Trannies seething
Brock Lesnar and Doink the Clown
oh gosh darn I can't wait to get my weekly dose of the Tarps Layer Seethe Boilins!!
>Rey Mysterio returns to Raw two weeks after his son pulled him from the brink of retirement
wow a whole two weeks what an epic story
....of him winning from last week I guess
Do one where its firefly funhouse theme with all the puppets
Make the transition
Cassidy, Darby, Janela, we do unironically have the best characters in wrestling.
I'm not watching that shit, faggot.
That's so fucking hot!
King Corbin
twitter.com
>they accidentally spoiled one of the backstage segments theyll air tonight
Make the switch and get Monster heat from the marks
>Video evidence proving once and for all that Seth is the Janetty
Based Braun Michaels
Is it really a spoiler if the segment is taped footage of something that happened the week before? Because that's what it is, it's the explanation segment of why Rollins didn't come out to help Strowman.
who is /ourguy/ for king of the ring? is it baron corbin?
What chants will they come out to when they make their surprise return tonight?
ITS 100 PERCENT BARON CORBIN
>TFW I SHOULDVE PICKED JOE AND I WOULDVE HAD A CLEAN PREDICTIONS
Yeah maybe if you're a fucking reddit simp
Chad Gable is the only viable choice for KOTR
I can't imagine that reddit likes Baron Corbin of all people.
Nvm, consulted with The Podcast and it turns out Baron is indeed not reddit's guy but is in fact OUR guy
LETS GO BARON LETS GO
*clap clap*
record low ratings
skipping this dogshit
Im watching Steven Universe the movie instead
I swear to God there better not be a Moment of Piss segment
>Corbin burying a vanilla manlet this episode
>Firefly funhouse
Kino
user you already know there will be one tonight AND tuesday
I'm watching a bunch of Disney cartoons on TCM instead
I know.
Get a load of this fucking manlet. Shut up and gain height or go back to jockeying.
Sami Zayn as a terrorist
Did anything of note happen on raw last week bros?
King of the Ring and Tag gauntlet match to determine who faces tag champs at Clash. Also it was revealed Braun and Seff would defend tag titles, then have a match for Universal title at Clash.
This was done quite well user.
might be missing something you guys wanted just tell me
Do we get a segment of Vince cumming in Sasha's mouth tonight?
Is Bray fucking the Fiend?
E-Chads. STAND THE FUCK UP
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Should I watch it tonight bros?
ONE MORE HALF HOUR BOYS
I wish you never made this thread too earlier but now this means war bitch. GET ALL IN HERE
*just finished a complete re-write of Raw*
Not gonna lie bros im finding it hard to care about Raw at this point. They moved all the based lads to Smackdown and turned Raw into the fuckin Smark Show starring Seth the Simp.
AJ, Zack Ryder and Miz are the only based lads on the roster. If they traded over to Smackdown then there would be no reason to watch on Monday nights. Literally every single dime-magnet is on SD.
THE BIG DOG SHOULD BE THE FACE OF RAW. I JUST WANT TO CONTINUE THE ROMAN ASSASSINATION PLOT STORYLINE AND THE DOLPH SUICIDAL STORYLINE GET THIS SHIT AWAY OOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
it's a metaphor bro
Not only that but Fox is apparently changing the way they produce Smackdown. They said they were going to be using more “cinematic” cameras and shit. Raw is really going to be exposed as the shitter show in October, if it wasn’t already.
Holy bases, thanks raw title user!
Y’all watching this episode of SVU?
If I bothered to make gamethreads then I would use this every time
based.
can you do one with lexi and nikki?
Blacks and spics suck at fighting that's why they act so trigger happy. They will get slaughtered in fair fights, but then they complain when you use their own tricks against them. Can't stand dealing with you people
Best one
same here, brother
judge lady btfo’d
Damn they got that judge
This show better start strong or I'm out
That's a Smackdown thing, Heyman does most of the work on Raw.
That's why it's never as good as Vince's Smackdown
when is lexi going to show her cute little precious soles, summer is ending..
That judge was hot bro. I would let her commit sex crimes on me.
HERE WE GO BOYS
Either wildcard Dolph comes out to suicide himself with Braun or i lirerally turn it off and smash my television
Seff is opening the show so just leave
I am.
I'm already bored
Hello, Yea Forums buddies! :)
Braun and seff both suck balls
worst storyline ever
Well I'll see ya later guys, hope you have fun with the show.
especially while she’s ranting about how she’s saving the community and everyone else is a weakling bleeding heart. shit’s some hot dirty talk
WHERE'S COLE !?
Hi fren
kys
>weak white boy detected
shit your filthy white mouth buddy
See you next week.
Why do Mexicans love Morrisey?
Thanks see ya then
why is the crowd so alive, is xy getting redo with ash winning the league and greninja saving france?
TARP IT DOWWWN
>2 hours and 56 minutes left
>contract signing
Gee i wonder if the table will get destroyed !
is it connors cure season again?
>Jaseffy opener
Yeeeeeeah im gonna go make some noodles my niggers
>contract signings
riveting stuff
Anyone see the black guy in the road warrior paint?
Braun sounds like a constipated Alex Jones
how many years has it been since one of these signings meant something
>contract signing segment
Seriously, this shit needs to stop. It's the worst fucking spot you could do before a title match.
My stream is so boof looking
This is already kinda boring desu
Braun can be an awful promo at times
How can AEW compete with this big league wrestling action.
I need the full image of cigar Corbin.
seth
FUCKIN
rollins
that simp shit is so cringe
Be honest, why do you still watch this every week?
seth is the worst
>when the skysports stream audio lags
Lmao seff can’t count
why is he wearing a zangief shirt
>at times
Most
these promos really suck after the OL' BUBBLEH
OHHHHH NO HE DIINT JUS SAY DAT
>two no charisma, no dimes shitters on the mic
I sleep
>Braun getting cheered over Seth
i moved to a new state and have no friends so i literally have nothing better to do other than get stoned and watch RAM
I don't and I've become a lot happier spending those three hours a week doing something positive instead of shitposting in chat or complaining or getting hyped over the tiniest hint of actual entertainment
>alright guys, how do we compete with AEW's great show this weekend?
>contract signing
Why the fuck is braun on the mic, beat this nigga ass
nothing else on and I enjoy shitposting with everyone
My boy Dolph is so fucking going over at Clash because these shitters will fuck each other over lmao
KAWAII
>Jerry soto
Why he don't just die already?
belieeb dat
>AJ styles chant
Seth really is shit.
BASED OC
Something about the crowd chanting full names bothers me. Why say “AJ Styles” why not just “aj”
BBBAJ saving this shit segment
THE GAY COMMUNITY BTFO!
>kawaii
cringe
Did AJ just say kawaii?
Jesus Christ they shoulda started with a banger today especially. What were Vince and Heyman thinking?
Goddamn these 2 can't talk worth a fuck
>2 dudes out in their gear
>a bunch more dudes come out also in their gear
Gee where could this possibly go
Who cares?
Big dimes AJ showing Seth what being a draw sounds like
bros i didnt get to see it. was it good????
DAMN AJ IS OVER?
Michael Cole needs to suicide soon
BASED WEEB AJ
Missing abby the witch but this was based and your edits are top notch an i am saving one.
Hey can you do a smackdown edit where its liv morgan and a bunch of the shiv liv cat pictures?
BASED GOOD BROTHERS saving raw.
THE KAWAII COMMUNITY?
AJ is right US champion should be number 1 contender
What did i miss?
Based Styles bringing class to RAW.
AJ over as fuck
>kawaiiii
fucking aj kek
I love Styles
KAWAII DESU
It was the Big Dog.
>God saved Roman but not Connor
Why?
KAWAII
>AEW's great show this weekend
it wasn't even as good as wwe's minor league to the minor leagues takeover
based AJ stealing ziggler's gimmick
haha AJ getting more of a reaction than seth
Holy fuck lads I just need aj to hold onto the title for two more weeks so I can see him at raw
AJ based and logicpilled
Started out rough but AJ turned this promo around.
Gallows looking nice and oily mates
the midcard title should be more like an interim world title
archive link?
>AEW's great show
Based
And did AJ fucking styles just say Kawaii and thats how its pronounced.
the absolute mad man
LOL Based AJ calling out shitty booking
A J FILES
Based AJ. I forgive him for his weebishness.
Based TNA references
Summer of 2019?
You know you're absolute shit on the mic when AJ is out delivering you.
Worlds us title
When has AEW had a good show?
>it's a wrestler shits on the booking promo
cringe, but he's doing it well so it's based
SHUT UP MICHAEL COLE
>inb4 OC vs. Seth/Braun tag match
AJ FILES
AJ FILES
AJ FILES
kek
Reality show with AJ, Prince, and Lexi as roommates when?
YESS THE MATCH IS CANCELLED
This Code legit creeps me out like he sold his soul to Satan or something
Wow they need to put the title on AJ
Big improvement if the club were running the show
Thank you Based AJ "God blessed" Styles!
Jesus christ AJ is killing it.
it started out rough but based AJ saved that segment.
Braun doesn't need to promos. he got megaover by just destroying shit
Faggot pedo janny killed it because it wasn't AEW related.
>kawaii
holy fucking based aj
Guys I've never had a Sonic before. Not in my area. Looks pretty good for a $3 burger.
remember to save you piss break for later bros
NXT TakeOver Cardiff was brilliant and I'm happy. Hopefully this raw carries on the happiness fellow anons.
GAYEWHO BTFO IN THE FIRST 12 MINS.
Based
did they?
They will make it a triple threat match at clash and AJ will win. Seth and Braun lose the tag titles and start a midcard feud. Seems like a good plan.
>CHEESE?!
Based big bible slaying joshis doing the lord's work
lol
AJ Styles!
AJ Styles!
AJ Styles!
That table flip. KEK
don't talk to me or my daughter ever again
Based Blissberg taking out two victims at once.
#slaythemonster
based, the accolade for my rollins pasta
Better than Seth and Braun
No, AJ is a devout Christian and family man who would never cheat on his wife.
TWO SWEET
It’s very mediocre and over priced. Sonic is right beside cookout here and cookout has two windows and there’s always a huge line. No one is ever at sonic and it takes forever.
kawaii
What happens during ad breaks? I remember Vince said they wouldn't wrestle during them anymore. Did he break his promise?
Top right corner
A MATCH WAS MADE DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
>singles guys beat a legitmate tagteam again
cringe
Gallows with the pure strikes. Mmmm that’s badass.
matches are made
yeah if they have good service it’s fine. but they usually have teenagers that don’t give a shit or potheads working the kitchen. shit’s always cold when you finally get it
>singles guys
they are the tag team champs, ya simp
tbf it’s hard to compete with a well-crafted cookout tray + float/shake
Karl's pants look like something Jay White would wear.
Damn Luke is a big guy
>singles guys winning the tag team belts
cringe
Based titty poster!
for you.
Carl should wear tajiri pants.
I think they still wrestle or sell but just make sure its holds or shit like that, notice how 90% of the time during a match when it comes back from ads they're in some choke hold or some shit
4u
>kawaii
True but sonic is ass either way. Cookout is god tier. Only place with a longer line then chic fila in town.
Everything this company does is cringe and I just watched an event that had a Cracker Barrel match.
Two top-level singles competitors with decent chemistry>a career tag team who usually lose in singles matches without their partner interfering every time
UU
UU
...
>implying that match wasn’t one of the most exciting matches on that card...
what emotion is AJ trying to convey here
THAT DIRTY MOTHERLOVER
STOP WATCHING RAW !
WATCH KANACHANTV INSTEAD !!!
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>not liking Cracker Barrel
That's good food bitch.
The cracker barrel match was fucking dimes because Janela and Allin shoot suicided during it
they made a tv show out of the purge? I only saw the first one and it was ass. I was surprised it got sequels.
but I don't speak anime
That's gonna be a based from me, brother.
It's nice to see Gallows and Anderson getting some TV real estate lately... even if they are just AJs bitches
Fucking hate cracker barrel...but I loved that match
who are these semen demons?
That's what I'm saying. We live in a timeline a Cracker Barrel clash is better than Minday Night Raw.
Aoc and ivanka
>there's a second season of the purge
wow
Mommy Asuka gfs for everyone soon!
this...this is it...it's my time-I'm going to make a new game thread!
Allin/Janella vs Young Bucks in a McDonalds Street Fight
Have you tried the uncle (((Herschel))) breakfast. It’s pretty good.
OH SHIT
Do you think they just chased each other around the ring the entire break Looney Tunes style until the broadcast continued?
dead meme
I'm more surprised there's a series.
>McDonalds street fight
Cracker Barrel is the most retarded out of place sponsor of all time.
RAW commercial trivia time
>what is the one piece of advice JJ Watt would give an athlete?
any other anons going to the raw after next?
its like the liveleak videos except they're white
based Fatsuka launching at the same time as RAM that she won't be on
New thread
No reddit
No trannies
I stand corrected.
Now do you need me to provide you some shiv liv cat pictures? Because pretty sure. Hes on right now and all someone has to say is LIV MORGAN and he should appear.
RAW is fucking finished
her English is much better when she doesn't have to memorize a script
OH NO NO NO, the OC is supposed to be the next SHiELD
dude strowman goes into the post in every fucking match lol
raw is back and better than ever
based shitty writers making the heels look like dorks
I'll be there
...these are the top heels of raw?
>non title match for a potential title shot "down the line"
yuck
I noticed that too, the dude only knows how to take like 3 bumps
...
DONT SAY HER FUCKING NAME
the fuck is happening
oh I believe you, it’s just that the nearest Sonic is 20 miles away, whereas Cookout is literally halfway between my home and work, so I have no reason to bother with Sonic honestly
I'm not going to lie. I didn't hate this.
Didn't AJ just roast these 2 pn the mic?
Q: How can anyone watch the AEW PPV the other night and then this and seriously think WWE is the superior brand?
A: aew is shit
mmmmm the 3 dollar burger isn't a draw it's literally just a Jr.
Their chili cheeseburgers or double bacon cheeseburgers are truly badass, but the footlong coney and breakfast sandwiches are decent too
Is Heyman doing NWO 9.0 with the OC?
>Fucking hate cracker barrel