About to go play paintball with some random people and two close friends...

About to go play paintball with some random people and two close friends, there's a rule in place that the last person to get shot in the nuts wins, wish me luck boys. I be battling at 3pm EST so lets hope I can last

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i hear paintball hurts, you sure you wanna do this?

where glasses dude, those things are so fun. Giant welts. LoLe

That's the fun part of it, plus I can take the pain otherwise I wouldn't be a boxer

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>having friends
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL thats gay af

Pain, the right kind of pain feels so good. I think you will have a super great time.
You cared enough to post, to solve a captcha and post a picture, ummm you obviously care Loool

Glasses are provided I hope
Thank you for your concern
So that's the reason I'm a fag, thank you for clarifying fren

dubs
Oh, you're going to a range. You'll get a full face mask and be set to a strict set of rules then. It's still fun, I thought you were just going to have a shootout in a field, lol

Good luck, cover and patience will help you prevail.

Good Luck.

Nah, most of us don't have the money for paintball guns, we're going to a place 30 mins away then shooting each other for 2 hours. I'm going to try and hide in the bushes and pick them off 1 by 1

Good strat. Remember the paintballs drop off pretty quick, so arc the gun for long shots, and compensate greater if wind is a factor.

I am jealous, that sounds so fun.

I'm accounting for recoil, breathing, wind, drop off, visibility, and speed of who I'm shooting at. I've got decent clothes to hide with, tucking the back of the gun under my armpit for less recoil, holding my breath when I shoot, checking wind, really only thing that will get me is learning the drop off and how fast they're running in the match

Minimal recoil in paintball guns, breathing matters along with grip being settled right and everything else you said.
Good ideas. Make it your own and be the moment.

There is one rule that we all agreed on after one person decided to be a legend. His gun jammed so he smashed the paint balls on his hands and proceeded to slap everyone as a melee fighter. We now ban melee fighters as being too strong

That made me laugh! I can imagine, melee fighters are OP AF!
That would have been a good moment to film.
You have some good friends.

We're inviting two really big guys this time that are both slow and over 6ft 5, so we're going to have fun pelting them with everything

fuck off to discord

small has it's advantages, I am tall but pretty fast, I love shooting.
thinking about this is getting me excited thinking about the times I have gone
super intense rush

Alright I'm back
Got to shoot one guy between the eyes with a team wipe. I otherwise got shot in the balls, neck, and fingers. Overall great time

wowee nice
toblerum good shooter

Thank you EMS, I learned when there that I can move surprisingly well with my knees at ass level. Gave me enough of an advantage to sneak around without being seen