Interesting stories you've heard

I knew a guy who got bit by a dog

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ripa trips

You know what they say about playing with the big dogs

They say you're crazy

That's a true story by the way

I know a guy who ate a foot long submarine sandwich.
Can you imagine that? One whole foot of food!

I love you.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I love you too.

*kiss*

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Oh, my dear.
When shall we get wed?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Good dubs, my sweetness.
I know yet not, but we shall await the Spring's end.

Nice trips

TL note: I’m going to splooge in her vaghole and run

hot please make me pregnant and a single mom

Are you two out of your minds? Boys don't have vagoons and can't get pregnant

what about girls?

im a girl pls fuck me btw i am horny lol haha :)

that's generally something to be avoided.
Girls are supposed to be prudent and demure
and chaste
and modest
and selective
and coy

and men are supposed to be retarded and fat whats ur point :)

men are supposed to be resilient and reticent
and decisive
yet humble
and enterprising
and confident

and my point is that you should be selective and choose men who are like this

then you can let them impregn8

lol ok twigboy maybe try gaining someweight and turning off your brain and youd be happier you fucking retard :)

why do you hate wisdom?

ur retar

quads

ahaha u fial quads now u die

-_-
bitter

if u wanted to be righte u shud have got quads instead ur just an ugly due who can not get fuck and shuck

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooew

mean

herd u like piggo uglies :)

WTF!!! fuck nor shuck