Kana Chan TV is coming soon

>that box of tissues
what did she mean by this ?

bbq sauce isn't going to clean itself off her face

I want mommy to chain me up under her desk where I can worship and tend to her beautiful feet/eat her out/be her toilet as required.

To... clean her nose, user. That's what most people use tissues for.

imagine the stale brap aroma

How would you rate asuka's setup /rig.
also i think someone posted chris jericho yesterday along with the AEW title

i hope she slurps noodles on stream

Came here to post this

you guys think she has nudes on that laptop?

makes sense

if they ever decide to have Asuka wrestle again, a webm with audio of slurping noodles would be a based reply to becky lynch's twitter bs

Asuka streaming would be the best thing WWE related that happened in years

Now I need to see this.
Becky posts
>I arrrrr haaaarrrrrddddddd, u weak!
Asuka answers with a vid of her sitting in her gaming chair, with headphones on, crosslegged, slurping ramen.
>sluuuuuuuuurppppppp
>oishiiiii
>smiles

>that dildo

Das some creepy shit

Only on her phone, or her husband's, when she sends them from the road. Maybe even clips or her pleasuring herself for some long distance mutual masturbation.

Imagine mommy is walking around that room nude, forgetting that the stream is active.

I don't think she will stream live. The videos will be heavily edited in case her husband or kids are walking around.

can some gaymer explain whats the point of having a laptop when you already have a monster gayming pc?

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MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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look at those stompers

She actually leaves her home.

you'll also notice that it doubles as a drawing tablet

five eyes is dimes

What speakers are those?

Please mommy

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>those wires

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Go home gamer girl!

which of you simps is she going to make her chat moderator?

She needs to wear a low cut top and push her tits up to the moon while playing if she wants to draw dimes

Nah. All on her phone and the phones of various men.

Flaunting wealth

It helps streaming. You can check your stream stuff and your chatroom. Helps to look stuff up too.

She probably has those secured like Fort Knox. If they're on one of those devices, they'll never see the light of day.

We know her address, we need to send someone

Unless someone hacks her iCloud or the iCloud of one of her fuckbuddies.

Nah, that’d never happen.

Oh, the camera's on?

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Asuka as an evil zoomer streamer vs Bray as an evil mr Rodgers sounds cool

YES YES YES YES YES
THIS BOARD IS SAVED

It's happening, just look at the setup, mic & green screen

>she plays csgo
>she adds me on steam
>i play some matches with her
>we become good friends
>start voice chatting with her
>eventually leads to face chatting with her
>we have sex
>become hey boyfriend
>eventually become her husband
>we live happily ever after

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Please God, just once

This. She can't speak English and the days of gameplay with no commentary are long over.

She will instantly be one of the most popular streamers if she does so and you're delusional if you seriously think otherwise

She can speak English, just not well enough for Vince's liking. She'll do fine with this.

No she won't. Quirky gamur girls are a dime a dozen these days and she doesn't have the youth or big fake tits to compete.

but that's why she'll succeed - she's naturally better looking and has better natural tits, isn't a fake whore, amusing personality, unique look and already has fame out of the gate... she's not quirky she's sincere, even people who dont watch wrestling will gravitate to her immediately, she's going to takeover your pathetic gaming community, deal with it

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Based can't wait to stan her stream (my name is stan)

>queers using stan ever
>queers using stan on wrestlingforum
>queers using stan on signs
>queers using stan when it was NEVER ment to be a positive thing
>queers being so low IQ they think stan is a good word to use and thus use it looking like stupid dogshit for IQ

remember always mock stan users who are low IQ queers using one of the absolute worst words and almost always using it wrong. kek low IQ peasants

professional wrestling is saved

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sorry gramps Yea Forums is for zoomers, by zoomers. deal with it.

gramps? who the fuck you talking to queer? cuz I know your scrawny malnourished ass aint talking shit to me. boy i'll slap you so hard you'll wake up 2 weeks from now... i'll fuck your mom i'll fuck your sister and i'll make your dad give me all the stuff your parents bought your underage disrespectful ass over the years...and i'll fuck the gf you'll claim you have. fuck outta here with your gramps posting you pussy ass bitch. you probably weigh in at 120lbs soaking wet and stand at best 5'2 and I dont mean your dick.

fuck outta here before you get blown the fuck out with no chance to recover a second time. get the fuck on dark match jobber

She can't speak English beyond very basic words and even that is a struggle for her.

i really wish she'd left the Yea Forums catalog open on one of her screens so we could finally have proof that she was the fatsuka poster the entire time

Why would she make fun of herself?

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Why did Lita agree to that?

*flosses*

100% she knows of this place, if not by herself, though others
I don't think she'd even be starting this channel without Yea Forums's influence
She saw an opportunity to cash in on her internet fame and took it

After having to deal with psychotic Matt Hardy, that was nothing for her.

At first I thought one half of the front of that case was broken.

nah, japs don't take nudes

I look forward to the inevitable BLACKED memes when Xavier Woods is invited to her house to be a guest.

I don't know why this is a big deal for you disgusting Americans when the channel will obviously be 100% in Japanese.

>he doesn't know why kana chan tv is a big deal
get a load a' this guy

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just wait she has the word mommy in her channel name

HER channel has been created we just gotta find that diddly dang ding dang ol link to the channel cuz she ain't posted it yet ding-dong diddly

Kana vs Brittany venti when

this. she doesn't realize that japan doesn't care about her

Yeah, it's gonna be in Japanese.

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It's on youtube.com/watch?v=LwKkRmDzEQc&feature=youtu.be

her english isnt that bad. did vince tell her to hold back?

did she really go live with this during Raw?

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Based Mommy is going to take over Youtube

It's easier when you don't have to memorize every word

Too bad that most of the faggots who actually watch streams gravitate towards that fake, quirky personality type.

Its in english and japanese.

Her english is actually decent.

youtube.com/watch?v=LwKkRmDzEQc&feature=youtu.be

>posting this during RAW
holy fucking based

I remember them being stupid enough to make her cut a long wwe standardised promo in english. Everything she said was actually made sense, but it had a really strong accent. It doesn't help that they seem to want her to shout a lot. NXT had it right when they had her do a dead-calm delivery of the english to get over the angle, then suddenly raeg in japanese for the emotion.

BUENO

based mommy blessing us with actual entertainment so we don't have to watch Raw

I'm saving up every dime I find so that I can put them in a plastic bottle and throw it at her.

Like this so mommy knows we love her
youtu.be/LwKkRmDzEQc

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they call it the wwe universe because the tarps in every arena are just as dark as space

Kill yourself.

If mommy wants me to i will

Fuck WWE, I support KCTV now

Based

she's already married, and unlike you, her husband can speak Japanese.

>Her english is actually decent.

so memorizing Vince's overly convoluted promos were the problem for her as a second language

Based Chadsuka not giving a single flying fuck about the WWE shit women division and the zoo hogging the main event

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>those moans

Jesus. I'm going to watch some porn and play this in the background. She moans and yells like a dog in heat.

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Based mommy not giving a flying fuck. As if I couldn't love her anymore.

oh look its another queer poster desperately crying out for attention and yous with namefagging because his moomy and duhdy dont love him. has a small penis and copes with yous. future suicide for sure.

>she even has a better and much more clear American accent than Kairi and Io while speaking English
WHAT THE FUCK IS VINCE'S PROBLEM THEN. IS HE FUCKING RETARDED?

Based mommy going over the jannie

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oh look its another queer poster desperately crying out for attention and yous with namefagging because his moomy and duhdy dont love him. has a small penis and copes with yous. future suicide for sure.

>0:27
>I’m a kino pickle
What the hell did she mean by that?

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wwe doesn't give a shit about her, shouldn't be surprising that she doesn't give a shit about wwe

>bruhhhh

broooohsan

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Kinopiko is Toadette's name in Japan.

Begging ya

kana drinking based canada dry and lexus brand bottled water

...

Absolutely in love, merely a test video and hilarious
WWE is fucking insane for dropping the ball with her, there is no limit to what she could have achieved if Vince would put a fraction of his effort that he does on bliss/charlotte on her

>She puts her first video out same time as RAM
Absolutely Bases, Monday Night Wars are back lads, I hope you idiots choose the winning side

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You belong on a watchlist.

>Nooooooo Asuka. You can't take my spot!!!!!! I-I'm the wrestling gamer. I-I'll call my good f-friend Kenny to appear in my show. You'll see Asuka.

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I can't wait to play monster hunter with mommy like I did with anri okita

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I wonder which beta orbiter built her pc... women can't build or setup gaming pc's without some turbo neckbeard's advice

He has the WWE machine backing him while Asuka is just some dork in her room. Based Xavier will never be topped.

Bases. Imagine the views when the pajeets find out about this

This guy did it for her, right after he got done smashing that yellow pussy.

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>herro, you can help with pc for games and stream?
>sure baby, now bend over and get the sacred bbc
>thank you misuta woods!

stop this highly inappropriate fan fiction Woods (I know it's you)

>Dat pic
Kana's old shirts were so based

Wish she could get them reprinted to sell

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Is she is popularizing the Kana brand for her AEW debut?

Holy basedola where can i buy this?

In japan back in 2008

Stream more bare foot pics mommy

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No, she either wasn't allowed to use the Asuka name by WWE or just doesn't want them having any claim to the channel.

Its probably the latter. They're like disney and buy shit just to hoard even if they don't use it

I just realized that last character is literally a foot....

I have some redbubble Kana shirt, cause I really like her style, but we are not getting her sweet shirt.

when did she wield a chainsaw?

You can ALMOST beat off to this in the background.

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fucking mixer

Can't get off to this. Fire and desire haven't been booked strongly enough to subdue and bind Asuka. One would probably accidentally trip on the rope the other was dragging, and both would end up kicked in the head.

This chinese gaming video is way better than anything WWE has produced and I haven't watch in six months. Can't wait for more from this ching chong chingly channel.

>runs out of English words halfway through because she knows so little
JUST

Is it just me or are her reactions to playing the game a bit off? It feels like she's watching someone play and is just commentating over it as if it's her.

i don't get it

Based

I mean you can watch her play vidya on uudd that's just how she acts.

I want to kiss kana's buttcheeks

>Bare feet KANAsuka will never return

End this pain.

very very cool

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