Why do they keep saying he's 22 when he's actually 26?

Why do they keep saying he's 22 when he's actually 26?

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tbf he looks like he's 18

I dont know who this MISFITS wannabe is.

get to know, this dude legit tries to murder himself each time ive seen him on TV.

I don’t know but he’s based af

got to make him appear younger to fit in with his cringe persona

Does he like turtles?

He would be a lot more based if he didn't wrestle in daisy dukes over a pair of leggings

because for whatever reason wikipedia says he was born in 1997

Why do they keep saying he's 5'6" when he's actually 4'11"?

I feel like this guy with proper booking could get over big time with the young audience back in the early 2000's when nu-metal and skating were still super popular. I'm not sure he can get the same in this age of flat phone shit and other overpriced shitty hardware.

>kills himself for cheap salami and A LIL BIT OF BUBBLEH
cringe

If hes an aew guy no thanka I aint gay.

Skateboarding blew up again like 6 years ago and all the streetwear shit that everyone is wearing is from skateboard culture. Brands like ripndip and supreme are hugely popular. The guy has potential with that audience if you give him a cool logo.

hot-bad-boy with a death wish is like every 13-25yo girls dream

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He's James Dean cool with a sick and twisted side. A glutton for punishment a punisher in the bedroom. Guys wanna be him, girls wanna fuck him.

Darby allin is the Robert Pattinson of wrestling

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kek what a chad

Me on the right

BAH GAWD KING ITS THE I LOVE TURTLES KID