*smears shit on your walls*

poo poo pee pee now Ecuador has to change me!

POO POO PEE PEE NOW ECUADOR HAS TO CHANGE ME

WAAAAH NO WANT SHOWER SMELL ME SMELL ME NOWWWWWWWW

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Did he actually lose his mind or is it a psyop?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

staying in a room in an embassy for 7 years will do that to you

all they had to do was bring him his tendies. embassy neet 4 life

#woke #herosof/jp/ #poop

*imprison yourself for 7 years to avoid prison for 5 years*
was he, dare i say, hoisted by his own petard?

Hack the United States
Burn spies for a living
Unreliable Journalistic Source
International Fugitive
Get five years

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

Implying the poor fucker isn't going to wind up "accidentally hanging himself" in a year or two from now

he's facing the death penalty dude -__-

Have you ever been to jail?

who's this caveman again and why should I care?

that shit-smearing retard is a genius hackerman who had a wider influence on global politics in >10 years than everyone on this board combined will in their entire lives

Wikileaks man

I'm supposed to believe this?

It's true

Dude you should know by now what the media tells you and what Yea Forums tells you isn't the truth

"All external information is lies, except what appeals to me personally. That's probably true." -Anonymous, 2019

>skynews-julian-assange
>skynews

lole hello flellow britfig!!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Technically nothing is real and we're not even here right now so arguing over whether something is true or false is kind of a waste of time don't you think

>"All external information is lies, except what appeals to me personally. That's probably true." -Anonymous, 2019

Dubs confirm.

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>nothing is real

do people really believe this. is this quantifying the fact that you're less significant than an ant in the scope of the universe so you have BIG ADULT THOUGHTS?

Nigger are you trying to lecture me about having adult thoughts holy fuck get some self-awareness you cunt

imagine being this liberal

now hes having children thoughts

devil's advocate:
reality is real but our perception of it is not, since we are incapable of perceiving reality without adding our own inherent bias
ergo nothing is real, because everything that everyone "knows" is only an increasingly-corrupted memory generated by a biased perception

ass

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tl;dr

dubs confirm here is a tl;dr uuuu
BRAIN BAD
WORLD IS A FUCK

I understand bias and subjective reality as it were, really I was just perturbed because we're flesh on a ticking timer so I've no time for division, splitting and all this useless waste of thought.

Compounding on your last point it is strange to think you've never had a truly original thought. I like to think I'm funny but really I'm just regurgitating and corrupting something done already.

nc dbs

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i think about the originality of thoughts a lot. the thought "I, Anonymous, on the date of 4/12/2019, will now proceed to masturbate to this loli doujin" is superficially original, but i'm certainly not the first person to think "I will now masturbate to this loli doujin," so it's not really an "original" thought. how many lairs of complexity have to be added for something to be truly original?

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>chaotic neutral

Imafo idk

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video or it didnt happen

> FLY YOU FOOLS