Thursday's Asian Gorl thread!
Holy Mackerel!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Thursday's Asian Gorl thread!
Connor Hall
Aiden Garcia
>When was it I realized that, on this truly dark and solitary path we all walk, the only way we can light is our own? Although I was raised with love, I was always lonely. –Banana Yoshimoto, Kitchen
Asian Gorl is apart... always feeling lonely and detached from the whole! Always thinking: where are my friends? Where do I fit in? How do I relate to circumstances I can't control? She is constantly puzzled by these questions... eternally mystical questions which cannot be answered without the help of some greater spiritual inertia!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Ryan Hughes
Laughing against a wall,
my hair sweeps the windowsill,
thighs show themselves.
–Tina Chang, Origin & Ash
The iron giant Asian Gorl... standing proud and tall! Doing her best, the very best she can to be strong! Although she is hungry for nourishment, spiritual answers which do not come easy; she finds comfort in the drought! Always searching for new answers, whisked and spread by the wind into new forays of existential joy! Some would say she is miserable... but Asian Gorl is completely affected by her own curiosity!
Your fortune: Good Luck
Julian Ortiz
Does Asian gorl like road trips?
Cooper Cox
Asian Gorl probably loves road trips! Sailing the countryside in a sleek car! Overlooking the hills, observing the diners and farms... she couldn't feel more at home!
>All the way home—across the Bay Bridge, over the Diablo hills, across the San Joaquin River to the valley, the valley moon so white at dusk—all the way home, the two sisters exclaimed every time they turned to look at each other, “Aiaa! How old!” –Maxine Hong Kingston, The Woman Warrior
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Angel Moore
So when I toss my hair from my eyes I feel
it's mother tossing her head and when I cough
it is her cough I hear.
And when I tell my child to say mama
it may be that I am speaking to myself
as much as I am speaking to the small mouth
a few inches from my face.
–Kimiko Hahn, Mother's Mother
Asian Gorl... sipping tea at the bar stool. Fidgeting with her smartphone and thumbing through instagram photos! Her existential plight is very tangible... very rugged! "How come 'he' gets to take pictures at the beach?" Asian Gorl asks... Unfair! Very unfair, she wants a life of her own filled with wonder and excitement, she wants purpose and reason in this teenage drama of life! Asian Gorl might be the only girl to have ever gone through this... the only one to have felt so alone, so apart! She reflects on her childhood intimately, hoping to draw answers from her experiences. The first time she played hide-and-go-seek; those memories of losing her favorite ball... (Just what is life all about anyway?) The mystery and adventure of childhood, the very first catenas of narrative bridge the communicative gap for Asian Gorl's existentialism!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Isaiah Foster
Stopping at the casino with Asian gorl... Losing your pesos but winning her heart good can you imagine
Kevin Diaz
That's what happened to my brother!
Although she's not Asian Gorl..
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Gabriel Lewis
Really gets me thinking. We all have our own Asian Gorl out there, somewhere.
Thank you seuss!
Adam Phillips
seuss what will you do when pomf.fun goes down?
Jack Taylor
There's hebi and I think another new one just popped up a couple weeks ago!
The hunt for Asian Gorl...
Your fortune: Outlook good
Austin Cox
Azn girl says knowing is half the battle
Jaxson Phillips
seuss studies hard! Keeping his vibrator charged! Lifting heavy weights... for the one day he may meet Asian Gorl!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Owen Hughes
Godly seuss, please bless my foertunes
Your fortune: Outlook good
Nathaniel Mitchell
The great g*d Odin traded his eye for wisdom... Ymir accepted the trade with delight. Odin was a wise and humble wanderer, looking for Asian Gorl! With his long and trusty threaded cane, he traveled through the nine worlds looking for his beloved. One day, Odin sought the company of Asian Gorl so much, he decided to build an estate! This way, wherever she may be, she would find her way to him. We know this place as Asgard...
Your fortune: Good Luck
Owen Gonzalez
Ban all anime
Dominic Lewis
All anime!?!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Brandon Ortiz
ALL ANIME
Thomas Clark
NO! WE CAN'T JUST BAN ALL ANIME, THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Luis Hughes
there is no other way
Juan Perry
The FUCK you mean there is no other way!?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Gabriel Young
"Asian Gorl..." seuss mutters to himself as the hot white liquid sticks to his palm! The viscous, viscid and vile substance indicates a pleasure cheated. A body fooled into ecstasy, like some drug, or some hypnosis: seuss had stroked himself into a frenzy! He thinks of Asian Gorl, wild and plump, like a gift basket of ideas and trinkets. Always something new and exciting inside her mind!
"Do you think... if she rode me cowgirl style, my penis would disappear? Sometimes in the pornos... the girl's butt is so huge that even a twelve-inch pecker disappears when her butt slams down on it!"
"I don't know, it might be big, but it couldn't be that big seuss! You have the biggest pecker out of all us gay Yea Forums posters!" the ringleader of Yea Forums's yaoi troupe assures seuss he is in good company.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Grayson Rivera
"Oof, ouch, aaaargh!" seuss screams as Asian Boy pounds seuss' butthole over and over!
"seuss.. oh c-crap.. seuss... I'm gonna get you pregnant... s-s-s-seuss... fuuuuuck" Asian Boy collapses into seuss' heiny!
Falling over, and snoring, Asian Boy is dead tired! He spent his life-savings in seuss' butt! Could seuss' gay sex be so exciting as to draw out the very soul of Asian Boy? Is seuss a succubus?
"Wphew! That was fun!" seuss adds. "I haven't had sex like that in a long time... I'm still aching! Wow! My back hurts!"
"Say," seuss picks up an idle idea... "Do you think... Asian Gorl wouid f*ck me like that?"
seuss' question falls on deaf ears, Asian Boy can't be bothered with anything but sleep and some coffee!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
James White
Page 10 Asian Gorl thread...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Jeremiah Cruz
Page 1 seuss
ReRollinmg your Luck
Your fortune: Outlook good
Joseph Walker
Outlook good!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Evan Hernandez
Whew!
Reroll again
+Lifting The Curse!+
Your fortune: Average Luck
Nathan Bell
Triangles thanks!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Kevin Evans
when you eat cockroach and cockroach poop in your mouth while making squeaky noises as you chew
Matthew Barnes
Dubs
You're welcome!
Samuel Watson
What could this mean?
Your fortune: Average Luck
Christopher Cooper
Hmm.... mystery Mystery...
It is chaos annnd nothing
idk dude! LoLe
Your fortune: Outlook good
Noah Turner
I don't know either, I wish you good luck in finding it out, I am very sad.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Jordan Roberts
lmao, nice
Your fortune: Outlook good
Christian Price
Triangles has now become Anonymous!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Xavier Wood
Same.
why saddd? I am sad too, but id rather not say why so maybe its the same for you.
feel better soon seuss -You're a fuggin Legend.
Respect and peace.
Not ME Godly seuss
Delta is the name btw
buttt, youre fine either way. express
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Hunter Thompson
Delta has graced the Asian Gorl thread...
We will celebrate his kindness!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Austin Bell
Woooh! H*ck yeah!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Charles Carter
hey Delta someone posted a pic of you while you were on hiatus you're hote
Wyatt Hughes
Delta is attractive!
The shame of it... to endure it in the Asian Gorl thread!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Eli Rivera
thankes for the compliment!
that thread...
yeah...
I saw it. I don't mind people messing with me and saying nonsense but that went too far.
I don't know why they would think such a silly thing other than out passes are they same year. tsxd didn't deserve that. they are so cool. I hope they come back.
No shame! I luv your threads! seuss... Great threads!
Kayden Howard
A lot of shame, Asian Gorl should only love me!
Only me.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
William Davis
Oh! I see! Hahaa!
she does seuss! you and only you! I would nevvver go after someone elses love. nope. nope. nope.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Brayden Hall
Who is the asian gorl?
Jonathan Powell
i saw asian gorl today on the train
Julian Harris
The most beautiful, splendiferous, and caring gorl in the whole wide world!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Gavin Allen
where is she from?
Colton Bailey
Hong-Seol is from Korea but Asian Gorl is probably from China.
We had that Tienanmen Square sticky... so there must be corroboration!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Benjamin Martin
>At least she had loved him once. At least he had four good years with the girl he had loved since he was fifteen, since the night he had watched her sing “Pass It On” on the beach during a church youth group outing. (His family had been Taoists, but his mother had forced all of them to attend First Methodist so they could mix with a ritzier crowd.) He could still remember the way the flickering bonfire made her ong wavy hair shimmer in the most exquisite reds and golds, how her entire being glowed like Botticelli’s Venus.. –Kevin Kwan, Crazy Rich Asians
Asian Gorl's the best. The best! The best seuss will ever have... no one turns seuss out like Asian Gorl! Asian Gorl turns seuss into a muddy pile of sexual desire! It's true, she absolutely wrecks him in the bedroom. Knowing love has no boarders, Asian Gorl and seuss reflect, reminisce about old days when they had such fun together! Fun out of time, fun out of the loop we know as life...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Connor Turner
>The scratching of our pens mingled with the sound of raindrops beginning to fall in the transparent stillness of the evening. –Banana Yoshimoto, Kitchen
Asian Gorl is writing a thread. Typing a thread about seuss... somewhere on this planet; a thread is being born! Designed for seuss! In it Asian Gorl tells tales of love, lust, wonder and rapture! A full and bodied journey of the spirit, in seuss' name! "seuss, seuss, I love you seuss!" Asian Gorl yells from the pit of her soul! Her words only faintly echo as they reach her cortex...
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Levi Barnes
>Although I had been earnestly daydreaming until then, I suddenly started to laugh. “I see two lovers looking over the edge of the cauldron of hell. Are they contemplating a double suicide? This means their love will end in hell.” I couldn’t stop laughing. –Banana Yoshimoto, Kitchen
Asian Gorl and I are forming a pact. A bond... which is sealed with blood! A truce which jibs at the root of all creativity. If I should lose Asian Gorl... I think I would go insane. I thought of death. I thought of food. Of rain. I thought of bikes and pain. I thought of dirt, and worms; of a sky unturned! I thought of the gaseous emissions, the automobiles and the asphalt. I thought of the chalk, and the board, the kids which walk to school. Nothing can mend the frayed wires in my mind, should I lose Asian Gorl. All my thoughts would be scattered like loose change on the ground, happened by some idle unfortunate! It would be like a clock with no hands. Never right twice a day, never right at all.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Aaron James
>"Eriko raised me that way,” he said, laughing. “If I didn’t open the door for her, she’d get mad and refuse to get in the car.”
>“Even though she was a man!” I said, laughing.
>“Right, right, even though she was a man.” –Banana Yoshimoto, Kitchen
Asian Gorl is a stalker... A sexual deviant. Prowling the internet for fresh prey, she strokes her long and hard dick-o! Licking her chops and popping her bubble gum, she spies on unsuspecting prey, victims unaware of her charms or her ulterior desires. A fire is kindled in Asian Gorl when she sees someone spectacularly stupid. Someone who is foolish enough brings arousal to her! Do they dare question her methods, or her artistic intrigue? This is the formula for a teenage disaster: she picks you up, drives you to the edge of town, clocks you over the head and rams your butthole clean on the hood of her car! All you can see are the glittering lights of the city, as the teary cliff blurs seamlessly into a euphoric memory. This is... rape. This is what rape feels like, an odd blend of pleasure and violation...
Your fortune: Godly Luck