Business man is here to get down to the business of shitposting

Yes I'm here for bidness. That's my name after all: Mr. Bidness. I've been in business since long before the great collapse and let me tell you, business is booming.

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Great news, we're hiring

I would like to buy a business

Business is fucking

Buying business is for suckers, pal. I'll let you in on an old "industry secret," as us business folk like to call it: business is all about starting as many businesses as you can and then trying to sell all of them. Even if you don't sell all of them and only sell 1 or 2 u will be beary rich my fren

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How do you buy a business in the first place though

Buy 51% of the stock

I would like to place an order for one business please

dubs
dubs

A pleasure to be in business with you, sir. Indeed our businesses are the finest around, and you will not be disappointed with your decisions to purchase one. Please give us 8-30 business days to get everything in order, and we will contact you with details on where to pick up your brand new business.

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(I forget if a business day is longer or shorter than a regular day but I'm afraid I'll look stupid if I ask)

a business day is just any day that the business saying "business day" is open. which usually means a weekday

And rightfully so, my non-business fren. In this world business is all about being in the know about business topics, ESPECIALLY business days. Luckily you aren't a business owner or your board of business directors would all point at you and laugh. However, as the great business leader/mentor/entrepreneur that i am, i will fill you in. A business day is a day of the week in which business is conducted. So monday-friday would all be business days, and saturday and sunday are non business days and should be shunned.

oh shid... this guy means business

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Just realized that if I convert from human years to dog years to business years my dog is older than me.

Sounds like the magic of business working its wonders yet again : ' )

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lole
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Business is not magic you simpleton

Rude. That's not in the business spirit

this thread is about business shitposting not business spirit you dunce

I can sell you a business spirit for 50% off for a limited time only

Now THIS is in the business spirit. You have a bright future ahead of you young man

But we're supposed to be business shitposting you imbecile

big business i witness

Post your best business and I'll tell you who you are

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That's just regular shitposting you frigtard

I'm not buying it

Good, save that for business

BUSINESS BUUU-UUUUUUUUMPS

it's business
it's business time

You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business that's why they call it business socks OOH