AEW ALL OUT GAMETHREAD #7
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pretty bad ngl
C ornette is shit
LONDON'S OWN
KINO MATCH
can someone give me a quick rundown on what I've missed?
I was very sports entertained with that match
For you young zoomers out there this is how all old WCW matches looked like before they went under
Match of the night
lol his foot broke it
ngl, i kinda liked that
i have a soft spot for garbage hardcore wrestling
/ESG/ SHOUTOUT
SOMEONE GET A WEBM OF THE SK8BOARD SPOT
This was train wreck kino. Legit lost it when Janela killed him self for no reason
Cornetty imploding
12th for Darby being a based midget.
That match was going to be garbage anyway but it was pretty great for what it was. Hopefully it's not a trend.
at least my guy darby didn't eat the pin, I'm surprised that I like that so much
Wow that was incredibly gay. Crowd is dead.
Nyla Rose won, Private Party won, SCU won, PAC won.
Surprisingly good for a garbage hardcore comedy match,everything i hate but i was entertained.
I was expecting more crazy shit from Darby but what he did was awesome
Rent free simp, rent free
when will my man gets his theme music back youtube.com
unironically better than the omemega match
All the wrestlers were doughy and 5'4"?
>giving the win to havoc
Darby Anus is the only one of any value for anything beyond getting thrown around by the real talent
I don't know who any of these guys are but that was a fun as fuck match.
your finish, ladies and gentlemen
Nyla Won
Private Party won
SCU won
Kenny died
it would have been better if there were a bladejob desu
>This is what the future of wrestling looks like
...i think it's time i stop watching this trash
Does he get a Cracker Barrel gift card or something?
BRING OUT THE GOOK WHORES ALREADY
I'm pretty glad he botched that, rainmaker through the barrel was way cooler
>ywn marry and have wrestling fan babies with her
I was entertained by that
Luchasaurus is based.
PAC beat Omega in an "upset." Decent match.
Cracker Barrel match had some sports entertaining spots.
Great show so far desu. Genuinely surprised.
those barrels are made of straw and paper!
why are there so many boomers in the crowd?
yeah Hogan and Sting were moonsaulting to the outside all the time
Darby will be dead by the time he hits 30 going at his rate.
good night :*
People hate him cuz they ain't him. Also Cornette is right. They cant get buy with play-wrestling kiddie shit. Making the first thing people see is a bunch of clown shit with no context doesnt help. Thank god the lot Marco stunt with some real performers.
When has a hardcore match been this good, not even peak WWF hardcore had spots this good or creative
>everybody missing spots: the match
that match was based honestly
comedy wrestling is SHIT in wwe. meant for literal children (think about D generation x doing "poo poo" humor or the new day twerking).
that was funny as fuck the papercut shit and the monkey flip lmdao
kek based JR
i want to show her a nick gage match bros
What makes Havok's rainmaker acid?
That didnt need blading. Enough craziness in the match itself
That was absolute shite but I was laughing throughout so I can’t knock it too bad.
They're the paying crowd that WWE has turned away.
So how is the acid rainmaker different from a regular rainmaker?
got a webm of the barrel coffin drop friend?
WE WANT ENZO *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
I like Darby Anus
That skateboard spot was legit great and original
>7 gamethreads
NOOOOOOO FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He's on acid
JR is straight shitting on the match. Wonder if anyone has the balls to tell him anything
Current WWE is what WCW in the 1999/2000 was,random booking and shit matches really up in the card and in the main event of important events (now its usually women taking that spot,same shit)
*goes over Yea Forumsetty*
Bye e-drone, dont forget to dilate
I don't think he cares desu
Janela will endure thumbtacks, tables and barrels but won’t catch smoke from Enzo.
KWAB
Is WWE doing a show right now?
thank GOD there wasnt a blade job.
im proud of you, asp. that match was very enteratining and you PROMISED ME there wouldnt be blood.
and now i feel a lot better knowing i can trust you.
HEEL TURN POSTPONED.
The match was saved by Darby and his spots, Janela and the other dude were pretty meh, specially that papercut shit was just retarded.
It's Okada's move combined with EVIL's move
I disagree this is quintessential hardcore wwf 2000
I think were gunna have a similar era as this
What's your order at Cracker Barrel, brehs?
I just get pancakes.
I actually enjoyed it.
because we want real wrestling back
No jelly janela is there
>wasting a shred of energy on that fag
Holy shit I hate living in a 3rd world country and not having a Cracker Barrel
haha wtf bros this post is epic lmao
>all those empty seats in a sellout
not a good look
LEZZZGOOOOOOOOOO SHIDA
this isnt wrestling at all
>shoots staples into air
Please dont waste those
One is done by a legit superstar and future all time HOFer and the other is done by a part-time Hot Topic employee backyard white trash hillbilly.
>only one plate for the 30+ there, and it was thanks to a sponsor
w-we're winning!
>no blood
SAD!
i want at least one nasty gusher on this show
THIS IS WRESTLING! THIS IS WRESTLING!
VINCE BTFO
agreed. the hardyboyz/dudleyboyz/E&C stuff was pure kino.
>Janela will endure thumbtacks, tables and barrels but won’t catch smoke from Enzo.
Was he really afraid of Enzo? Jesus. Imagine taking crazy death carrying bumps and being afraid of some queer looking faggot hitting
>match to get a bye
doesnt that basically make it a first round match?
JUST
i think its just what he calls his rainmaker
for me its bacon and eggs
That’s what the rhodes match is for
UwU Hewwo Yea Forums
how awe aww my widdoe fwends?
Wtf this crowd is based, it’s like an old Nitro crowd
>tfw no crackel barrel in your country
so is that Havoc's pay for winning the match?
Why is the crowd entirely men? New Japan and CMLL have 50-50 men/women at their shows. This is like a Stardom or TJPW ratio of men.
Where my Dark Order bros at
>first round bye
It's the same as if both these teams were in the first round.
Its so weird to watch a PPV that isn't constant slim jim and Golden Coral commercials
based
Is that Vega?
>Nitro crowds
>good
LOL
Darby Anus died so the skating general may live on Yea Forums
JR is so fucking bad holy fuck
Youre welcome sweetie (:
CREEPER
More like the Dork Hurrdurr haha
Time for some fucking kino, lads.
CREEPUH
Idk. That's not bad looking. I'll give them a shot. Havent been in 10 years after a black kid got molested in my local town's CB.
EVIL UNO IS BASED
Which created more sawdust, the lumber to make the barrel, or that spot?
rent free
holy shit JR needs a nap
ourguys are on now
Dark Order sucks.
I get the comfy locks and bagels with a side of potato pancakes
JR is regretting his signing this very night.
More like the Moob Squad.
Who's this fucking twink in the mask? Jesus Christ, Chase Owens mogs this dude...
dark order sex gimps
Trent?
>so by winning this match, they get a first round bye in the tag tournament
doesn't that mean this is just a first round then
haha gay
>turn on aew
>first match has a tranny
>then a bunch of homos for a few matches
>now gimps
fucking based, i'm getting HRT tomorrow!
Who the fuck are these chumps?
BASED
love Chuckie T and Baretta won me over big time in NJPW
stu seems alright, but I'm not into evil uno and his creepers
Darby's spine
this, he's so done right now lol
that one user wasn't kidding when he said this shit would only get gayer as it went on
Evil is really fucking fat.
Fucking take a hike JR
Let based Excalibur and that other nigga just call it themselves
So why are they in an AEW crowd?
Based Graveyard Dogs
based bonus desu way better than a hot dog
the losing team has to compete again but it's still an extra match
greg?
>jericho only draw left
bros....
I love how this crowd is only loud for spots and nothing else.
No, because the loser is still in the tournament
>supposed to be intimidating
>5 feet and 120 pounds
pick one AEW
I'm rooting for the guy in the Vega mask and his gimp friend.
>who are the Lucha Bros
>gimps vs le epic gay but not gay comedy gimmick
didn't these dweebs wrestle street profits on the pre show
fuck bros I'm out of whiskey
correct.
Japanese women love wrestling more than any other group of women, spics enjoy it almost as much. Americans not so much
Why are all AEW tag teams homoerotic
Awww man
piss break time
>who are the Lucha Bros
good question. who are they?
dense as fuck
Good question.
As somebody that hasn’t watched wrestling in years except for WWE here and there for a few minutes AEW won. It’s over for the e
He's right, you know.
Prob gonna take a break during this match and jack off to stacy keibler
As it should be.
But man, Uno's muffin top.
Just got home, what i miss?
its funny that these are the same people that argue that wrestling is a "sport" but then get basic ass sports questions like this wrong
holy fuck has alverez ever even watched a tournament sport before?
No because no one is being eliminated.
Is this how retarded AEW fans are?
i think the other team has another match, so it's basically who doesn't get punished
They're dimes.
what a garbage rainmaker, god
Did they call it All Out because it's All Out Boring?
I get that vibe too.
And all the singles wrestlers. Hmmm...
This ring announcer is terrible
is hugging your male friend gay?
YEah based
whats unos body type called?
>hugging the person next to you at an AEW show
way to get shit all over yourself JR.
Uno looks like I would if I wore wrestling tights, except he's even fatter somehow.
Who?
my dick in ur mom's mouth
haha
that's a great idea
mmm post the pics
>Jim Ross tells you to hug the guy that shit his pants
Yeah this is the shittiest crowd AEW ever had,ironically this is probably going to be the best show AEW ever did.
very based
>that zoom out
holy fuck bryan alvarez was right about AEW's production team being full of TNA people, this shit is so bad
bros. i paid $39.99 for this and regretting it. can i get my money back? how fucked am I?
Man AEW's roster fucking sucks. I care about maybe 10% of the wrestlers on this card
Nitro had the best crowds, until they had no crowds.
no but i'm calling you a dork because you aren't funny or clever
Aew whole production quality needs to step it up
yikes
who is the fatass with the gimp mask and why is tagging with one of the viking experience
Watch the tape, Joey backs into the crowd like a gay bitch while Enzo keeps stepping towards him ready to push his shit in.
Agreed.
Nyla, Private Party, SCU, PAC and Jimmy Havoc all won.
stream is fucking DOWN
Stream just went down. No one cares about this match anyway.
are the best friends white?
anddddd AEW cucks just copyrighted all the streams.
Nah fuck that. I don’t want overly produced WWE Disney shit
>tfw stream dies in the dustin match
stream died what do :\ at least it was during this match i guess
>that row of empty seats
ohnononononono
Stream working fine here :D
dey back
Taima is completely down for me.
>500 Internal Server error
Mine is still working, I picked the "HD stream" though.
Stream went down worth mentioning Dusty Rhodes was raped by a pack of niggers in 1996
fat alpha pedo calling the shots
Why did Cody wait to this match to start killing streams?
you too?
wtf Vince would never do this to the NEET's
still working on w*tchwrestling
Streams working fine on my big screen TV thanks to PPV
when did it cut out for you guys? im seeing a elbow drop and cover and its still going. some fat man with a mask on is in the ring
new steam a little behind but we good
stream died, guess I'm gonna fap to stacy keibler too then
>how fucked am I?
you let AEW go in dry user, you're fucked beyond belief and your blood is being used as lubrication.
Greg is Italian. Dustin is hillbilly trash.
refresh
motherfuckers
where'd you buy it from? maybe just tell them it didn't work when you tried watching
The Dark Order not coming up with their name during their debut is the most amateur shit. The announcers had to say " I know their names but I'm not going to say"
Based Cody drawing so much it crashes taima
Cody here. Not for much longer.
>AEW preaches inclusiveness but enforces this classist bullshit of not letting poor people free stream their content
really losing faith in this promotion. good thing WWE is showing slight signs of improvement.
He's a Southern Gentleman.
>Paying $50 for PPV
>Paying for cable in 2019
OMEGALUL
>best friends
>dark order
no wonder wrestling went to the shitter
>literally drawing anti dimes
that's really not much to brag about, spending that much money for a single wrestling show and not even live
since we are talking about the stream and shit
allow me to REMIND YOU that xfinity and comcast PPV platform literally crashed from the sheer amount of people ordering All Out
that has NEVER happened for wwe.
janny got you
Isnt there an NXT show tonight?
When did wrestling add that retarded tag team rope and why do they do it?
>tfw paid private stream
Sure it did, user.
It was earlier today, this afternoon.
This is fucking boring.
Where's CM Punk?
You told me he would be there, it was the only reason I paid for this wannabe TNA shitshow.
Give me my money back!
greg isnt italian
do AEW expect people to buy this shit now lmao
nice way to expand your brand you fucking morons
Crowd doesn't give a single fuck about this match
>good thing WWE is showing slight signs of improvement.
LUL
kinda want my stream to die I'm bored as fuck
what matches left at this point anyway does anybody know
it was a porn star saying she didn't like sci-fi
already happened since it was a UK show. it fucking sucked except for Cesaro, but he's always great
What's it like being a poor fag?
>that's an HR issue
At least get the camera cues down. Im not asking for kevin dunn shakey cam.
>there is literally no middleground between not having the camera on the spots/movements of your guys and WWE
Their production is fucking awful and doesn't show the full scope of what's actually happening.
Ah. Good save for that show.
He's named after bottom shelf bourbon. Ain't nothing wrong with being white trash. Wrestling would be better if they came back.
Same, working flawless at 1080p
stream is back but buffering as fuck
It's been there for decades. They're supposed to hold the rope, so they stay near their corner for the tag instead of just going wherever. Half the time they don't grab the rope though.
Not true, WCW was better. They never put on formulaic matches up and down the entire card that all had the exact same spots.
>What's it like being a poor fag?
You tell me you're the dumb fuck with cable in 2019 LOL
A-E-Dub! A-E-Dub! A-E-Dub!
you got worked mark.
>all these streamlets
not sure how it came across on TV but I was at takeover cardiff and it was great. only bad point was the women's match because no one in the crowd knew what the finish was about, guessed toni was injured or something
don't let this shitty wrestling program distract you from the fact that a active shooter in Odessa, TX just murdered 5 people and injured 20+
I legitimately paid for this because of how the DoN streams kept getting killed.
Only $20 in Aus though
loangovernment.com
here bitchboys
well yeah they had run ins or bullshit finishes almost every match some shows
>being so mad you don't even make sense
el o el
Dark Order needs a rehauled gimmick or just cut Evil Uno.
people get shot EVERY DAY
This match is fucking shit, i guess they needed to lower the bar before the womeme match.
at least they didnt have to watch this
He's from Long Island and his last name is Marasciulo. Plus, he said that he's Italian a bunch.
thanks
t. Cody
It was a solid card. Women's match was the weakest, yeah. I read Toni injured her arm or something.
wtf I didn't know undisputed era was aew??
>live in America
>mass shooting
Wake me up when we vote for gun reform. Til then who cares.
w*tchwrestling quality is eh. is there anything else?
>having buddies
>working a 9 to 5
>giving cody dimes
never
>Thinking people are mad they didn't waste $50 on PPV in 2019
OMEGALUL
but since it's in texas there's supposed to be a good guy concealed carrier there to take him down before any damage could be done
if I wanted to watch in 240p I'd watch on my cellphone
Who the fuck told you that?
He clearly wanted him to die
An active shooter can't hurt me if i never leave my room.
>not getting shot
Pleb
better than distraction roll up finishes every match or face over odds again.
Is that the CM Punk appearance everyone was talking about???
this is 100% definitely spam, honest
BOTH guys should be fat slobs in masks.
niggas get shot every damn day who cares
The usual place is back up
God they forbid they had a video game gimmick to fall back on
No, you're mad because you have no idea what the concept of disposable income is
>good thing WWE is showing slight signs of improvement.
Are Kofi Jasethy and Becko still champs? If any of those three questions is yes then fuck no, it's not improving at all
>mah gud gui with a gun
this
What the fuck was up with that omega match? Did he just get buried? Why was the match so early
Phil accepted he's not good at UFC.
what?
no no no no not the gimps
Hahahaha
>no backyard wrestling spots
>no false finishes
>crowd is fucking dead
really tells you a lot
based precautious user
thanks for the virus spic
another incel wh*te boy again
Oh I do know, I'm just not stupid enough to pay for it all since streaming exists. Have fun tho! ^_^
plans change
Good lord end this match already.
I don't care faggot. That shit happens everyday. Who gives a fuck anymore.
The wrestlers look like shit and they can't wrestle or cut promos. Why should I watch this again?
thanks for loan. The APR isn't so bad with my credit rating!!
>Be Amerimutt
>get shot
nothing new really
Think this has killed my interest in AEW bros. The midget match was alright but Omega no longer delivering and the sheer agony of Cody, Page and Bucks matches still to come is simply too much.
...
>finished jacking it
>match still going
Jesus
based fan censoring the mean word
you shouldnt
watch college football instead
It's okay, the shooter was a hardcore democrat
Omega match was great
>a midcard match with barely any build up after two great matches
>wonder why no one cares
The crowd was kinda cold from the beginning too
Seethe more, poor fag
Gay grandma being a bitch and not swearing your a fag
sigh... honestly getting tired of all the kickouts after cool spots
this match needed/needs to be a quick one. one finisher - bam, done.
>Omega no longer delivering
He was great in that match. I could see him having a "redemption" run later. He's already a star. There';s just no space for him at the moment.
And you have to cuz no friends and no pussy on a saturday night? kek
good, those should be used more often honestly.
no storyline into the match, may as well get it in early to try and lift the crowd, but the crowd were sort of dead. it was a good match, obvious that pac would win though
It was flat good but I expect more than that from Omega, not to mention when he's in with PAC when Omega/PAC is the ONLY AEW exclusive match they can put on with two top-tier workers.
And they blew it with no build and it was like 6/10
LOL, so upset you spent money on this hahahahah
>poor fag
>Seethe
I miss being a virgin too :(
is this going to be match after match after match?
What did you expect it to be? It's a PPV you fucking Pepega
POCKETS
Yes, it's a PPV. Or, are you expecting shitty "talk show" segments in between matches?
I hope the leftists gun grab so nobody else can get them. I am strapped the fuck up with enough ammo to last me and my kids until they die
>e-drones this desperate to stop people from discussing this masterpiece of a PPV
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
still less killings than gun control places, desu it probably was in a gun controlled place
TIME FOR SOME WEEB SHIT
Betty White
Kicked out at 2 and 3/4 after the match's 134th finisher. What a fucking surprise.