AEW ALL OUT GAMETHREAD #6
Saw Jimmy Havov do a barefoot double stomp onto some LEGO in front of 50 people
is this a comedy match?
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>You want me to fill in at the last minute? Fine, but I'm going over.
Who is this simp?
DARBY ANUS
Oh God
in for darby allin/jimmy havoc/johnny kickpads
who the fuck is this derpy twink and how can i put my cock into his asshole?
BROUGHT TO YOU BY CRACKER BARREL™
alright asp.
you PROMISED ME
fucking PROMISED.
that this would not turn into a blood bath.
im feeling really good, i dont take any meds for panic disorder, just done some CBT and take CBD oil. but i swear to god if Joey "the spot monkey" janela slices his face open i will NEVER trust you guys again.
dont ruin my trust, asp.
or i'll turn heel.
Who are these people?
No one will notice this post so I'm just gonna come out and say I'm a huge faggot.
I'm seething
t. kennyfag
Eurofag here wtf is Cracker Barrel?
Lol this is gonna be a shit show with all the production problems.
Holy fuck how much cringe can you fit into one match
Only way it can be saved is an enzo run in
>literally redit the match
Not intentionally.
haha omg bros this post is epic lmao
based
IS THIS NO DQ???????
a place where americans go to retain their obesity
cheap restaurant chain
It is a restaurant that serves all sorts of gourmet cracker based dishes.
Theyre pretty cringe but they can at least bring the violence. Reddit the match is anything involving jungle express
The fuck!?, Omega and PAC already happened!?, Did they put a great match or did Kenny phony it again?, thanks for answering btw.
A cheap restaurant for fat hicks to eat fat food for fat people.
>Kennyfags ACTUALLY thought their boy was going over when the very fact that Pac accepted meant he was going over
imagine calling yourself the bad boy when there’s a video of you being a complete pussy
NEVER pan out on either Jelly Janella or Derby Anus lol
Jobber Jannetty
>its the guy that had a panic attack at the sight of enzo
PAC you faggot
>so desperate they are doing match stipulation advertisements
I wonder if Darby still likes turtles
How do I get laid AE-chads?
In the old days black people would steal white children, put them in barrels and then roll them down hills for fun
a mediocre "home cooking" restaurant chain
Chain of down home country style restaurants.
why are they leting the fans wrestle?
It's good I eat it every sunday after church
nice continuity. Can't wait for the payoff
indie geek #25 vs indie geek #33 vs the dude scared of enzo
what is joey janela's gimmick?
it was actually pretty good, both were on their A game
Worth it
WE WANT BLOOD
WE WANT BLOOD
WE WANT BLOOD
WE WANT BLOOD
WE WANT BLOOD
WE WANT BLOOD
A restaurant for "home-style" cooking for people who don't actually know how to cook the most basic meals.
It's a cheap family/trucker restaurant. Usually find them near interstate exit ramps.
When 90% of your roster are 5'5" indy geeks it doesn't matter how much money they have backing them, they will always have that indy smell.
>AEW literally has a match named after a corporate sponsor
You don't see WWE having a "Snickers on a Pole Match" or anything along that line. Sure they might have PPVs sponsored by a corporation but it's not a fucking match.. Jesus AEW...
Is he AEW's Haitch? Based regardless.
It was pretty damn good,like G1 Climax above average main event good.
By not being a simp, PAC
aew needs lightubes MDK
the peak of comfy
These shitters need to clean up their act. You can’t look like bingo hall loser once you are on tv
>first spot is a guy rolling out of the ring to get weapons
yeah this is gonna be trash
The winner gets a Cracker Barrel gift card
Kenny from New Japan is long gone user. Pac carried him to a decent match.
Damn good cheese.
yeah I didnt want this many (you)s fuck off
>mocking cracker barrel
holy shit i'm gonna need to turn this off. this is making me really nervous and i think triggering my ptsd. i really expected better from this company in 2019. really no need for this level of brutality
YOU JUST KNOW some twitterfag is gonna bitch about "self harm" later with that stapler
He's hardcore, but not hardcore enough to face Enzo
barely average wrestler, great booker
You missed Nyla Rose winning the Casino Battle Royal, Private Party beating Evans/Angelico, SCU beat Luchasaurus/Jungle Boy/Marko Stunt, and PAC just beat Omega.
Based
You asked you stupid eurocuck.
how does one acquire the Doughy Janella physique
>Staple cigarette
>Nestea plunge
>Step on tacks
>FUCK YOU JIM CORNETTE!!
I just called the match.
YOU SICK FUCK
>console war shit
PAC
kek
This kind of match is not for me.
haha wtf bros this post is epic lmao
>Watching these 3 literal who faggots
these aew niggas cannot be serious, their tv show is gonna fucking flop
Skip train day
this is stupid, i already regret watching
What's Jimmy Havoc's gimmick? Hot Topic employee?
some trannies just started the hashtag #AEWPleaseNoBlood on twitter lmao
>tape doesnt stick
this is TNA level shit
>Self infliction of pain
>Bondage
>Oral Sadism
Jesus TV-MA
this dumb fat fuck does not even know how duck tape works
Which wrestler is Janela the dimeless version of?
ummmmm you didn't give me my (you) for my response pls respond
the fuck is going on?!
That thumbtacks in the mouth spot was retarded.
>Indy name was King of the Goths
Yes.
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
What are you fags eating while listening to this shit? I'm having the remains of some homemade tomato sauce.
Do the heel turn already, it might salvage your awful gimmick.
Mick Foley
I'm truly glad to read that, will definitively check it once the show ends
I only wanted to watch Omega/PAC and Riho/Shida, honestly can't say the rest of the show hypes me at all, thank you for the letting me know how far in the card the show is though.
Fuck I was sure PAC/Omega would be one of the last matches on the card.
a barrel used to store crackers
Shida beats Riho
Lucha Bros retain over the Bucks, Enzo and Cass will come in from the crowd and attack the Bucks after the match.
Cody beats Spears (Arn Anderson will be in Cody's corner)
Jericho beats Page, Punk will come out and have a staredown with Jericho to end the show
He literally has the body of a trailer trash white girl
This is what I got last week at cracker barrel
i'm only watching for Darby's bucci in those tights
Ded
Damn janelly kinda thick tho
I REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPE one of these guys has a career ending injury tonight.
>jr talking about anal bleeding
ladies and gentlemen the flying manlet!
yeah its a curtains match buddy watch literally any wrestling event more and you would know this
just grabbed some cold homemade pizza left overs
Jericho?
jim ross saying holy shit just sounds wrong
I wonder if Cracker Barrel likes this type of match?
>JR CURSED
This Darby guy looks like he's wearing booty shorts and stockings. AEW needs to hire a fucking seamstress
RIP DARBY
John Morrison
is this midget wearing hotpants?
huh wat u mean: The Match
holy SHIT bruh
Nobody cares, PAC.
Jim Ross is absolutely putting me to sleep, lads.
Just got here what matches did I miss? Anything important?
F
BAH GAWD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
not eating but drinking beers
Feeling nauseated. Don’t like this hardcore stuff I’m out
some flips
Darby Anus' neck
These marks are all going to be injured by Xmas.
Mocking Jim Cornette.
CORNETTE LIVING IN THESE SIMPS HEADS RENT FREE
vegetable lentil soup
CORNETTE BTFO HOLY SHIT
>this outlaw shit match
AEW's roster is full of boys, not men.
based corny living in joey jannetty's head rent free
based cornette living rent free in this simp's head
haha wtf bros this post is epic Iamo
Cornette rent free in that simps head
CORNETTE BTFO
kek
Pussy
We'll let liquid calories count. Enjoy your meal bro.
Cornette BTFO
this
what ya eatan boyos?
>stunned by masking tape
What?
Allin is growing on me because he really likes taking big bumps,don't even care if he's a manlet
Jim Cornette has a lot to say about that.
JR obviously not happy about the tennis racket.
>Hivemind
I think I'll go make myself a hotdog.
This commentary really makes me miss Kevin Kelly
I literally have a more respectable body than ninety percent of these wrestlers in aew
idc if they are manlets, it's entertaining af
looks comfy
indy shitter man corny called him fat
kek
how's your set up?
Nothing I had the shits and now my tummy is upset.
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
MY FAVORITE CAMGIRL IS BACK AFTER A 5 MONTH HIATUS
FUCK AEW I'm going to watch her
JESUS CHRIST
Cornette said that he likes Allin,he hates Janela and Havoc.
i'm literally shaking
>Papercut
Holy fucking shit
This is fucking retarded
bro I hate papercuts
Lol Jelly Janela and the tennis racket.
some friends convinced me to try sushi for the first time and it was the most flavorless garbage I've ever tasted
Havok looks like Gary Numan
>do thing
>"HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT"
Worse than NXT crowds lmfao
>european uppercut
>Shoryuken!
Fuck this cringe I need a break
>leaves Havoc out of his rants because he works for MLW
My local grocery store is do a slab of ribs for $10 that are really good.
where? I'm done with AEW too
>paper cut spots
WTF is this pussy shit
show her you care, donate a third of your annual salary
>papercut
just kill wrestling already
Legit flinching at the paper cuts bros.
So, it's just your average street fight triple thread?
The paper is laminated. Just fucking go for it, pussies.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>papercuts
So this is what true extreme wrestling looks like
Can they at least try and make these "papercut" spots look realistic
DARBY
IS
DEAD
those paper cuts didn't even look real
darby ded
Pretzel.
so wait is this a comedy match or a hardcore match?
this all dumb, but yet I'm entertained
rip darby
GOD DAMN
get a real girl ya fucking loser
Awwwww yeaaaah.
I've had a drunk conversation with Jimmy Havoc at an indy show and he's as as much as a tosser as you think he is
THAT FUCKING CANADIAN DESTROYER ONTO THE TABLE
>paper clearly not hitting anything
wow
papercuts hurt fuck you guys
paper cuts are a very relatable pain
Cracker Barrel
Clap
USE THE BARRELL
>crowd cheering for a literal brand
This... is... ALL ELITE WRESTLING!
Yes.
THE FUCK LOL
user delete this I'm really horny but am trying to wait for the joshi match
Happy for you. Love going c2c
LOL
fuck this review is gonna be great
Fucking hell theyre doing this right
LMAO what the fuck was that
Jannetty shoot killing himself
This.
was it at the Resistance Gallery?
Papercut his penis now!
have her stuff a pair of panties into her pussy and ship them to you
I winced at the paper cuts bros. Fuck this AFI loving Hot Topic douche.
It's basically like a meal.
I love C. Barrel biscuits honestly lads
It's an unwritten rule in wrestling when the advertised person legitimately can't make a show because of illness, family issues or something else, the replacement always goes over.
Biscuits better than pancakes.
People actually do this and it's insane to me. They'll never be your friend like. Wtf.
based, I follow beryl too
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE STATE OF AEW
This, I caught that in between finger one coming back from piss break and winced because I thought it was legit.
this match is better than omega and pac
>biscuits and papercuts
This shit is too extreme for me
>not doing a Donkey Kong spot with the ramp
WASTED POTENTIAL
CMPunk comes out of the barrel
Honestly the match was quite decent until the papercut shit, that was just plain stupid.
AEW still feels second-rate, but this show so far blows anything WWE has done this year out of the water. S-sorry Cawdy.
>getting excited over a camgirl
PAC
WTF
I WAS WAITING FOR THE DONKEY KONG ROLLING BARREL SPOT
>crowd chanting cracker barrel
>that fucking bump
JANELA DED
>biscuit spots
Hate to say it this match is hilarious
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Thumbtacks
name brother?
Kek
Wait and see user
Yeah, never worth donating to any streamer. They aren't going to fall in love with you or give a shit about you other than wanting more money.
>girl
Cody, order me a 4 piecer with extra biscuits
fuck i wish i could drink again but it would fuck with the meds i'm on to keep myself from chopping my girl cock off
hahahha that was fucking clean
IM SPORTS ENTERTAINED
The crowd is not believing those skateboard shots kek
I think you're confused user. That's a woman.
Based skateboard spot
WE WANT BARRELS
HE WAS A SK8R BOI SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
lol
ok that skateboard shit was funny
LOL
this
fuck it this is hilarious
That skater spot was neat and creative, good midget this darby dude
TBC brought to you by Cracker Barrel.
is he there?
fuck what a retard
suddenly tony hawk
yes, very.
the skateboard spot was fucking kino
God damn I love these hardcore matches!
Ok they got me this is how old WWE hardcore matches were in their ridiculousness I approve this
I assume he rolled out of the way mid-flip? Good camera work.
eternal skate general is back
I hope they eventually have a full on deathmatch with glass and tubes and razor boards and shit just to make JR call it.
hope janela does the sasuke barrel spot
BASED DARBY WITH SPOT OF THE YEAR
Mick would have taken that skateboard to the face, fuck these pussies
>JR low-key shitting on this
All of the above but also for years it’s been a popular spot for wrestlers on the road, to the extent that it has a weird sentimental significance in the wrestling business for that reason.
based, me too user
SO HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM PRETENDING I'M A WRESTLEMAN
Get me in the Botchamania screenshot bros!
i'm glad derby is representing our alternative sports brothers
Cm Punk ded
THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
BAW GAWD!!!
fuck that's good, he could be a good comedy jobber
based
why doesn't wwe name their gimmick matches after their sponsors? imagine the snickers bar brawl
>everybody missing spots: the match
ok
goddamn darby
K I N O
I thought they announced this having a 20 minute time limit. End this match senpai
I love jackass the match. this is great
>Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well, it all goes back to...
the bucks are pussies mdk
WTF with the fake light barrel
good spot
This.
This match is fun as fuck
Has the coffin drop ever landed? I swear every time I see it's a miss
JR really hates this match lmao
A real barrel wouldn't break like that.
Darby honestly saved this shitty match with his spots.
fuck it user drink then chop it off anyway you'll be fine
rip cm phil
Darby is fucking based you can’t tell me otherwise
Darby Anus just died by cracker barrel
dolph ziggler has literally dressed up as the colonoel for kfc product placement, and has had matches on ppv's themes around spicy fuckin chicken
this is hilarious
that barrel was made of cardboard
JR's commentary for this is amazing.
This is horrible
>AEW could make three indie shitters have an entertaining match
>WWE can't with some of the best wrestlers in the world
And i hate comedy but can't look away
based /esg/ going over brother
This match is a shit show but kino at the same time
NOBODY HOOOOOME
Hey guys, what should i watch on the Network during the Bucks/Lucha match? Or should i just take a fap break
KWA BITCH
what he lacks in height and muscle he makes up in creativity
NEW
>a match where the 1lb snickers bars are used as weapons
DO IT VINCE! TEACH THOSE SNIGGERS!
Watch NXT UK main event.
lol jr shitting on the match
No shit it's fake. Last show they couldnt even get it out of a ring with 4 people helping.
>"Havoc's holding it!"
>"But I would assume he has something in mind..."
What the fuck is this announcing
HERE HOLD THIS BARREL
>Be me, 10 years old in elementary school nurses office
>some kid comes in screaming bloody murder
>Teacher says 'I told him not to play with the paper'
>Turn around and he's FUCKING COVERED IN PAPERCUTS FROM HEAD TO TOE
I can't do papercuts because of that shit, but I can watch skateboard thumbtacks fine. Fuck that kid.
DUNNNN DUN DUN
A BAH GAWD GROWN MAN JUST PUT HIS OWN SPINE THRU THE CRACKER BARREL!!!
Good match.
>shoots staples into the air
Please dont waste those
JR gonna lose his job for shitting on the future of professional wresling.
he fucks Priscilla Kelly
wow
YIKES
>And i hate comedy but can't look away
to be fair that's how I feel about AAA too
Sawdust count
>Omega's neck
>Allen's Neck
>Two Cracker Barrels
Now sell the leg you bastard.
The moment this young guy's career died.
Jim Ross just openly shitting on this match lmao
good god the announce team for this ppv is terrible
Are cracker barrels the new tables?
#crackerbarrelchallenge
I just tuned in WTF are Darby Anus pants?
Kek was thinking the same thing
booty shorts with stockings
Ya know? I'm okay with these guys punding their bodies to powder. That means in a year they won't be able to wrestle anymore.
So based?
Lot of virgins in that crowd
chicken dinner and a handshake.
it's wrestling what the fuck do you expect
KWAB
Fuck outlaw shitters