you wake up
slap the alarm clock and get out of bed
but then you look down and see this
shenanigans ensue as you get dressed and make your way to school
You wake up
>using an alarm clock in 2019
Umm, i have a phone
two same numbers!
it's kind of weird that I slept in my bra but I don't see how that could lead to hijinks and capers
Your fortune: Godly Luck
So you do the same thing every single day and then one day you completely forget to do your normal habits and that doesn't even seem like a concern to you?
>anal gangbang whore detected
wtf shut up kevin -___-
london
singapore
take notice and go back to bed for there is nothing to do today
Uhh it's a school day user...
ok for real though id try and get a bro to fuck me just to like find out no homo though lole
Its 2019 who the fuck still has an alarmclock to slap
I use an alarm clock bitch!
I can be your bro just this once
Literally just get a sports bra, use some bandages and wear my clothes normally lol. Will probably just look smaller and paler, say im sick and speak lil because of it. Also say i shaved
why do you have a sports bra?
Mom has one, i just tried it on once and it fit.
hence it would fit me here too lole
I just tried it out of curiosity
does your mom know you are trying on her underwear?
Your fortune: Good Luck
No, that would be weird haha and thats the only underwear i tried i swear
Best day of m'life
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
how do I renew my teachers license