AEW ALL OUT GAMETHREAD #4

I’m growing man-tits looking at this crowd

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Luchasaurus is also a faggot who cried on Twitter when Jim Cornette called Sonny Kiss a transvestite after the last AEW show

Aew is trying to do a Japan style of wrestling. The crowd is quiet and respectful during their matches.

Marko ruins this based team please remove him

PUT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE ON LUCHASAURUS

>daniels still getting chants in 2019
I love it

Hope so. This gay version of Kenny is annoying. He needs to go back to the Cleaner stuff

>based team
>midget and SJW mediocre big guy
wew

based Luchasaurus getting evicted by his alliance member on BB

>floss

this
fucking Jesus they killed it

More like Marco Stunted Growth

oh my god im dying this dude is actually a midget

Luchasauris is fucking based

>NOOOOOOO DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT THIS GIMMICK ISNT REALISTIC!

chicks are gonna love him, i can feel it

jungle boy is 6 feet

Not as impressive as Dijakovic doing a Fosbury flop

LUCHADIMERUS

this is god awful

>they claim to not care about AEW
>yet they can't stop bumping AEW threads
I don't get E-drones

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imagine being a grown man and having to sell for Marko Stunt

>based
Get the fuck off this board

Jungle boy has a goat underdog run ahead of him I feel it

What the hell is Mini Dick Masterson doing in the Old Fan Zone?

it's a work bro

Remember when tony khan said there would be a sports presentation and the show would be statistic based

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theres absolutely no reason these jungle midgets should win. they weigh like 200lbs combined

based Jungle Jack

S O S
DEM E-DRONES COPING

why the fuck are they selling every move marko stunt does?

can’t we have a brawler or a classic rassler? there is a limit to how many topes i can see in a single day and i am close to my fill already

stop watching it then Edrone

he's maybe 5'9" at the most, or do you actually believe obviously worked heights?

Truly a level of cringe unthought of before

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Straight up better name than Jungle Boy. Based JR

technically this isn't the show yet

Nyla Rose isn't even a good wrestler.

Either these wrestlers needs to stop the current spamming of pins or they need to make pins from different moves possible.

Its really telling simply for the fact that the crowd doesnt even count with the ref.

FLIP FOREVER
FLIP FOREVER
FLIP FOREVER

>Junglebotch is goo-

Boomer mocking the zoomer

who is the black guy with Kaz and Daniels?

cope

Drop Stunt.

neither are any of the women

Ricochet

I fucking hate watching matches lads just want to see Punk debut and watch MJF be a cunt to people. Fuck the actual wrestling

Scorpio Sky

why do they let that kid wrestle?

True. Some are decent but not great. Emma, Bea maybe, a couple others. Not Britt Baker she sucks.

Token

this isn't wresting
this is flippy shit

Thats obviously Apollo Crews

these tag matches are way more intresting then cody vs le ten man

final update from xfinity/comcast user

they said they will not be able to bring their PPV platform in time to view the show. they apologized, gave me a refund, and 20 dollars credit (lol).

im going to just watch it the same way all ofyou are. sucks cause these streams arent in HQ anymore since so many people are watching

Because his dad is/was Luke Perry.

delicious cope

or just enjoy both and stop being a bitch.

>any of these 6 men could have a successful singles career, they're that good
These retards actually treat Marko like an actual wrestler lmao

It's actually a good match and I hate AEW.

Jungle Boy/Luchasaurus are stars and over af.

Isn't this ref the same from the LOLTNA clip where he gets stunned and wasn't even hit?

>killing your giant gimmick by doing flips

>double kip-up
>the double-roundhouse kick spot
holy fuck that was good

Luchasaurus is the best big guy in the business

I uh.. kinda want to rape the two small white guys, manhandle them into taking my throbbing black cock in every one of their orifices. I'm hard as fuck bros

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It's all the same to me, only matches I can watch are gimmick matches/ECW type shit or the royal rumble

>l-luchasaurus is bassed...

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Luchasaurus is unironically the most based wrestler AEW has
Great unique moveset for a big man

BIG GUY FLIPPING
THIS IS AWESOME

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I really had expectations for AEW but i'm so disappointed. They really brought me back with their original ideas, but all of those ideas seems to have been lies. How am I supposed to take this seriously, as a sport representation, when grown men are selling for midgets who do that Fortnite zoomer shit? Sigh, I guess I'm done with wrestling after all.

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LUCHASAURUS IS A GOD

based family man

They need to push my mans Luchasaurus holy shit

its rich knox from pwg
>lance archer and walter dont exist

>Lesnar's first term when he didn't have MMA money.
kek

This big nigga can actually work

Idc if he's doing the same spot every week, Luchasaurus is based

hi john

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LMDAOOO

BREH

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT LITTLE CHILD
IM BIGGER THAN HIM LMDAOOOOO

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That "10 minutes remaining" just killed the crowd.

Get rid of it already.

Why the fuck is the giant dinosaur doing flips and dives.

I hope Cawdy/AEW realize what they have in Luchasaurus. I would actually pay to see main events with him.

based level headed Luchasaurus ethering that out of touch boomer

Based dinosaur burying bigots and keeping kayfabe alive

What is this niggas gimmick he is a dinosaur thats it? AEW is retarded

>Jungle Boy's hair stuck on the rope

Yep, still based. The real faggot is Jim's bitch ass

>marko was there to eat the pin
i'm retarded

Give me one good reason why I should continue watching this PPV and not watch Gangs of New York instead.

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Not gonna lie this show has been pretty based so far

>tag matches
>every man is in the ring 75% of the time

what is the point

Good use of that manlet

>Junglesimp leaved some of his hair on the rope
Ru-oh

Wait, do they announce how long is left of the match for everyone to hear? That's retarded lmao

Heard it was a shit movie, plus you can always watch it.

OMG AEW IS SO AWESOME

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these scu guys are pretty based desu

based no fun user

JR "Not a popular desicion from our fans tonight"

Desicion? Nice breaking kayfabe there JR...

>leaved
yikes

aew trios titles when?

S C U

Intelligent booking to have GODasaurus and Jungle Boy not get buried but still have SCU go over

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Is "SCU" a discount "The Revival"?

Sounds logical to me, why wouldn't you constantly try to help your partner in kayfabe?

S C U

ok give the dinosaur guy a single's push and take off his mask, dimes

They do it in New Japan and it gets a pop when you get near the time limit.

why do these wh*te fags always look the same. Lmaoo this is why they going extinct

They call them decisions in UFC, brainlet.

Japan.
Seriously, they do this outside the US.

my niggas devil dinosaur and moon boy are winning tag gold in a few weeks

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results are often called decisions in mma and such

>handshake after match
always cringe

stunt is so fucking tiny

Pre Show was ass but that match was actually pretty good. Both teams have potential.

Is every fucking match gonna end in a handshake ffs

Fuck Cornette. Not specifically because of this one incident, but a compilation of them. Jim is an out of touch fuck that wouldn't know entertainment if it bit him on the ass.

This.

annoucing the time isnt bad, NJPW does it, but the announcer in NJPW is hype, and starts getting louder and more intense the closer the match is to the limit, the one they use in aew sounds like a complete homo

He's a luchador. But he's big. Big like a dinosaur. So he's Luchasaurus. And luchadors wear masks. So his mask is dinosaur-esque. AEW is too deep for Yea Forums.

>I've dealt with it for 65 million year
Based Ultra-Boomer ethering Zoomernette

Sports presentation baby

based fan having fun

jr isnt adding much

Why are they all hugging now god I fucking hate wrestlers

>le post match respect spot
it's all so tiresome

Neither team are heels so??

We've seen him without the mask, he wouldn't even draw a penny.

Kayfabe really is dead, might as well say who's gonna win too

>that match was actually pretty good.

you will never pass

But Cornette said that Luchasaurus was impressive

>2019
holy shit he actually said it lol

>best meltzer ever

>pac vs omega is this early
>not even the curtain jerker
oh god LMAO

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why does JR say "boomer zoomer"

what the FUCK does that even mean?

He's better in story heavy matches, not flipfests.

pissbreak time

I thought SCU were heels. They say it's the worst town they've ever been in.

OH FUCK PAC v KENNU NEXT

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based kenny letting me leave early

Omega vs Pac already?

Why isn't this the main event? or mid show?

>Stunt taking the pin
Honestly surprised tbdesu

I mean might as well considering there's no build. If it were Mox it would probably be 2nd or 3rd to last.

So is anyone going to tell JR that the guy's name isn't Jungle Jack

BLOOD AND BONES

REEEEEEE FUCK YOU JAPAN YOU GAVE MOX MRSA YOU DIRTY ASS COUNTRY

>same strike and thigh slap as half the roster
>'unique' because he's big when all big men doing stuff smaller guys do is make small guys look redundant
k

Probably gonna be match of the night desu

Now the Little V theme music for Kenny Fagetty.

Omega sent to the bottom of the card. That's your top draw boys

BASED KENNY PUTTING HIS MATCH FIRST SO I CAN GO TO BED EARLY

Wait why is the Omega match already happening?

huh? Real sports are timed, it does not give anything away regarding who is winning, it just tells the crowd the end is coming soon and its an easy way to get them fired up for the finishing stretch.

trash Kenny theme

Yuropoor detected. "Boomer Sooner" is a reference to the University of Oklahoma. He comes out to their fight song by the same name.

Kenny Omega is such a weeb

>SCU aren't heels
As someone who doesn't watch wrestling more than 5 times a year they sure seemed like heels to me

Oh boy it's the 90s gamer meme wrestler.. lol One Winged Angel (get my sly FF7 reference!) up up down down left right left right b a start select.

>Dinosaurs existed
>the world existed 65 million years ago

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This means the ladder match is running long

Jack is his shoot name

>what the FUCK does that even mean?
The target audience.

>Kenny already out
lmao oh no no no no no no no no hahahahahah the main draw of this shitty fed is practically curtain jerking ahahahahahahahah

>faggy omega

This website used to be 18+ I think most of us graduated already

le wacky rope pointing man

Oh no no no why is Kenny in the undercard.

The few times I've seen them, they've shit on the city they're in everytime.

im surprised he left japan desu

This isn't a real sport so I don't care

>I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot

HOLY SHIT THEY PUT STATS ON THE NAMES.

THIS MAKES THE AUTIST IN ME SO HAPPPY I CUM.

No really. That's fun and cool.

I’m rooting for PAC

I'm 30 and have never once used the Konami code. I don't know anyone my age that really has.

holy shit kenny has been watered down HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA triple h has castrated him.
>shit theme
>shit look
>shit entrance
>shit reaction

Newcastle is a shithole if anyone was wondering

Man Pac's music ain't half bad compared to the rest.

BASED KING OF THE CRUISERWEIGHTS

One Winged Angel vs. ....A BASTARD.

Reminder that Kenny is going to put his opponent over again while Cody and the Buck win their matches.

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Kenny's new music and hair is fucking horrible.

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They tried to be heels but are really over so saying this is the worst town is their catchphrase that the audience joins in on as well.

>people still don't know Mox is interrupting and setting up the REAL match later tonight
get worked 'ya marks

>This match THIS early
Absolutely zero sense of card structure

I was hoping PAC had no-showed

>PACKKKKKKK
also why the fuck is this match second

>206 lbs
PAC is so fucking petty

Wow. Kenny’s aura from Japan is entirely gone. I guess it was all smoke and mirrors

that's the gimmick you fuck, it's meta

Why does Kenny look ready to commit suicide

This ring announcer is so garbage holy shit. No wonder Vince told him to kick rocks.

>Kenny curtin jerking to SCU

oh nononononono

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They are showing wins-losses,Cawdy didn't lie

PAAAAAAAAAAACK

I like his theme and look. I think he's gotten smaller tho.

205 deserves to be shat on though.

fairy vs orc time

They are about the same level a heel as Elias is, their phrase just got over the same way.

Anything from London and up is, everything South of London are the only redeemable parts of England.

It wasn't really used to my off hand knowledge since the early 90s. It was more of an NES era thing mainly Gradius and Contra. If you don't see someone say it with "select" they're a faggot who didn't have friends because select let you go 2 player.

that’s not what curtain jerking means

Kenny was living the dream, and had an endless supply of Japanese waifus

why give that up?

Jesus, can we get Schiavone?

Justin Roberts is the man.

>he was the biggest star they had
holy shit fuck aew

this look was DIMES. how much money did he spend on that shitty jacket he just wore

based PACchads

this is how i choose to remember the cleaner

damn neville is lookin JACKED baby

I'm PACvert.

Kenny Omega is the best wrestler in the world according to some, but he isn't booked like it. Why not? Doesn't AEW want their John Cena? Are they trying to keep him down so people watch him chase the title?

So can he not do his cleaner gimmick?

LETS GO PAC
BURY THIS FAGGOT
DRAGONS GATE GODS RISE UP

his friends gave him some bad advice

Seething baby can't handle the bants

WE WANT MOX FUCK JAPAN AND THEIR DIRTY WRESTLING MATS REEEEEEEEEEE

>He can hate hate on dinosaurs all he wants. I've been dealing with it for 65 million years.
Based.
>muh sjw gay friend, Jim Cornette mean!
Cringe.

Never have I seen a tweet I'm so conflicted about.

Referee Paul Turner? More like referee Coal Burner lmao

Is PAC a boomer 2-Pac (and possibly 3-Pac) fan? where is the name from?

Kenny would've main evented Summerslam if he signed with WWE lol

I'm literally shaking for this dream match.

he munches steroids like Pac-man

>wanting to wrestle for WWE

Lol

He had abs as a kid, so his dad called him PAC.

>edrone is a cuck
says it all really

so does this pretty much just confirm that nu-japan is dirty and filled with bacteria?

how else would WWE never have a infection problem in YEARS (last one was punk with Staph infection 5 years ago) and then nu-japan has them all the time?

Haway the toon

based af quite ding-dong diddly frankly

why the fuck does jr keep calling pac a kid

The Man Gravity Forgot? More like The Man Creative Forgot lmao

Kenny could have AJ's spot if he signed earlier

>205 205 205 205
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>PAC obviously calling spots
fucks sake just cover your mouth

>205
LMAO BURIED

this
this is why i am an aew chad
based progressive
btfo the right wing incel
boomer

yeah bro kenny sure as fuck made the best choice by being able to wrestle a tranny

This "showboating" shit kills it for me... this is worse than the most cringe shit WWE does because it just sucks out any sense of momentum and worst of all it's just like holding a sign in the middle of the ring saying "this shit is fake and planned out as all fuck".

The main shows of AEW have been pretty good but the preshows have all been abominations.

Also Marko Stunt is shit and shouldn't be on the roster.

205?

205 chants

It means Please Acquire Coitus, or as we say here, have sex.

Also woulda had more than a lower-midcard entrance and song

woah the fuck

>but he isn't booked like it. Why not?
Maybe it's the jap booking? Kenny looks like a flamboyant queer right now, not the cool guy he was in NJPW.

Moxley wrestled in a couple of random indies too. It's possible it's not Japan.

>missed Nyla Rose win

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TWO OH FIVE
TWO OH FIVE
TWO OH FIVE

kek at the chant for pac

What the fuck was that counter?

when did this start btw?

Kenny starts running like a fag. What is his deal?

spots
spots
spots
le wacky rope point
spots
spots

>"We're on game thread 4?"
Because #1 wasnt made, They literally started at #2, #2 and #3 didnt hit capacity. Apparantly the gays cant follow the rules and are overly sensitive in trying to compete with E-drones that they'll lie and exaggerate things.

>real sports
>sonny kiss

> Y-You are not a pathetic basement dwelling piece of shit...
> Bonus: Y-you can spell a 5 letter word...

Honestly not a "PACchad" but ya know he's not as annoying as Kenny and he stepped up to WWE so yeah.. I'm now a fucking PACchad.

Vince likes AJ because he's a family man and republican

There's a thing called a shower, it goes a long way in combatting things like staph infections. There's an old wrestling saying, "never trust the mats."

he is fag

>J.R using the word problematic
Is this nigga serious?

I hope PAC refused to lose again so Kenny has to eat another loss.

omega isnt shit without njpw

why? it's completely within kayfabe they would be trying to showboat their asses off on such a huge stage

Based Omega putting everybody over.

Cornette is unironically spot on in his criticisms.

Sonny sucks, Marko sucks, the Young Bucks and Kenny are talented but cringey as fuck.

Midcard shit championship and meaningless feud with anti dimes mid carders? yeahhhh about that...would papa Vince let him have tarpins spot? that would be worth it

Is that Nevile?

this match is so rehearsed it fucking sucks ass

No one has ever followed the rules here you fucking console war virgin

what happened to kenny muscles? i thought hot dogs helped with bulking

What are these dancing ladyboys even doing.

He was.

S O S
DEM E-DRONES COPING

pac is jacked would love to see him vs ibushi again

That was Dragon Gate, Not PAC

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER

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No that's PAC

>online polls

what is that troll doing to the poor homosexual??

S O S
Ae-cucks seething

>#ManWinsWomensBattleRoyal

They're actually reporting this lol Fucking twitter

that sounds kinda gay

>based billy bass

every motherfucker had one of these and if you didn't then you were a bitch

VERY liberal

they've been outside the ring for 5 minutes and fuck all has happened

>aew is very liberal
say goodbye to 50% of the audience kek

>I paid $20 for buffering

doesn’t work as well sorry

ya dilatin tranny?

the ring has a cool smokey look

how is the show so far

crowd is dead

>>PACs a dumb bastard

>he's a dumb bastard for not making the cover
based jr

NEW

>that buffering

what happened lads?
did kenny make his comeback

so how has gayEW been going?

shit

I dont give a fuck PACs a top guy fuck kenny fuck hangman I love pac

I'm pre-op still have my girldick

watchwrestling

Santino already did it in the first Wrestlemania women's battle royal. AEW aren't even leading the way in crossdressing.

Nuchad to you fag.

3/10 if I'm being generous

>muh politics
PAC (have sex)

>buffering
what the FUCK did i pay 0.00 dollards for, CODY??

guys what the hell is going on? this was supposed to be a saving grace for wrestling fans...

If you're woke, you go broke.

Omega has been shit since he left New Japan.

when you've got three guys at the desk nothing's allowed to breathe and develop. just like in the ring

Hope PAC beats this Faggot

Except Santino's win was played for comedy. AEW is presenting Nyla Rose as an actual woman.

I want a refund from Watch Wrestling now!

That was already most of their audience. But it will keep them from growing significantly more.

Stop typing like a complete faggot.

The AEW shows have also had lower unique poster IDs.

AEW IS DONE LOL