Go ahead and ask me questions you think i won't know the answer to
Papa Legba Summoning and Possession
Would you mind finding out a little bit of information on Rentenpilz for me?
how smelly are you to other people?
I guess it depends on your allergies like for example if you're allergic to pet dander then yeah I'll probably smell pretty bad
But if you're allergic to bananas then I'll probably smell fine
You're not the real Magick. You can only trick newfigs for so long.
are you a wizard?
What's next you're going to tell me that's not the real Marie Laveau?
No
Why don't you take your conspiracy theories out the door with you
That looks like xaviers friend that got blown away by the wind
No she doesn't she looks like the Ripley's Believe It or Not lightbulb man
Whatever it is man you should probably throw it away. Looks old and weird, not really sure what you could do with it unless you like really eccentric decorations.
What kind of job do you have?
I do volunteer investigative work for a think tank
Do you know the elves by chance?
Yes I do and now so do you
Do you mean like Yuji Sakai?
Because yes he's actually a fine acquaintance of mine
Is that what you're asking me?
Or were you talking about like little magical girls who have been tortured so long that they cannot even remember a single memory
Like what are you asking me specificall cuz I don't want to waste the time of such a high Mambo
I'm going to listen to Mambo Number 5 one time and if you don't give me something to work with I'm quitting this lazy conversation
Okay good luck on the high seas or with that good attitude of yours I'm sure you're going to have nothing but luck when it comes to strangers
He says he never met you fren.
Jesus christ man i think it's you who has "luck" with strangers if that's how you act towards everyone. I put my phone down for a bit, if you were so omniscient wouldn't you know that?
Anyways, the elves i was reffering to are the dmt elves. Obviously I've already known of them, or I wouldn't have asked you about them. Though it appears you don't know anything about them, you're still gonna act like you do.
So like, are you LARPing? Or just actually insane? I'm curious because I've never seen somebody freak the fuck out and reply to themselves this many times because someone on Yea Forums didn't respond for 15 minutes.
You asked Yuji Sakai about me and he claimed that he didn't even know me?
how come you always get lots of replies in your threads but i don't get any?
Sorry but you're too late
you missed your chance
Because I'm not a failure
what am i thinking of right now
Why? Because the mentally ill/deranged are far more interesting than regular people. Don't stress about it too much fren
Whether or not I'm "late" is completely irrelevant to the reason why you won't answer; you won't answer any of those questions because you don't know.
So in other words you don't have a job
That's a fact. Maybe call him and remind him you exist?
I would really like to play a [s4s] RPG tbh
My clock says it's 4:34 which means that you are late
I have a feeling that desire is going to cause you some strife and pain in the future
Better just pack it in now and start spending all your free time watching cringe videos with strangers
lole you just searched "dmt elves" into youtube, didn't you? you don't gotta act like you know man you could've just said no
Your fortune: Good Luck