Show card: >Chris Jericho vs. "Hangman" Page (AEW World Championship Title Match) >Kenny Omega vs. PAC (Singles Match) >Cody vs. Shawn Spears w/Tully Blanchard (Singles Match) >Lucha Bros. (c) vs. The Young Bucks (Ladder Match For AAA World Tag Team Championship) >Joey Janela vs. Jimmy Havoc vs. Darby Allin (Cracker Barrel Clash) >Best Friends vs. The Dark Order (Winners earn first-round bye in tag title tournament) >Riho vs. Hikaru Shida (Singles Match) >Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy & Marko Stunt vs. SCU (Six-Man Tag Team Match) >Private Party vs. Angelico & Jack Evans (The Buy-In pre-show) >Women's Casino Battle Royale (The Buy-In pre-show; winner receives women's title shot)
I'm applying to be a janitor just so I can get rid of you early game thread posters. Fuck you that's no reason to make it this early.
Nathaniel Watson
Watching NJPW and NXT UK because I am not a homosexual
Jack Foster
>Jericho vs Hangman This is gonna be rough. If Kenny isn't carrying you to a good match then Hangman sure as hell won't.
Nicholas Cook
E-drone absolutely shook and seething
Jacob Carter
I'm torn on whether or not I should get Chinese food for this. I normally do take-out for WWE PPVs but the last big AEW PPV I did hot dogs. I'm not really in the mood to go cook hot dogs....
Julian Cooper
Kenny can't carry anyone to a good match. All of his good matches were with far superior wrestlers
Hudson Barnes
>If Kenny isn't carrying you
that has literally never happened
Aaron Harris
>Women's Casino Battle Royale (The Buy-In pre-show; winner receives women's title shot)
Kenny can carry anyone to a decent match. That one he had with Jericho at Double or Nothing was pretty bad.
Jack Mitchell
Nyla Rose is winning the women's battle royale, isn't she/he?
Ayden Lee
Well, the women's division in this company really can't get any worse so might as well make the worst *female* wrestler on the roster win it.
Carter Ortiz
Watching Royal Quest instead, just want you to know this card looks like absolute, utter dog-shit. Like holy fuck you got Tenman on your marquee what even is this shit
Ryder Wright
>women's casino battle royale At least I can skip the first hour and not miss anything.
Asher Brown
Game Thread? More like GAY Thread! lmao XD
Jayden Williams
Kenny's a faggot that needs someone else to pace the match out for him because he can't sell to save appropriately his life
Brody Carter
I'm gay btw if that matters.
Nathan Johnson
>women's roster is such shit, that it includes a dude
Jaxon Hughes
>First ever women's battle royale in AEW >A man wins it I'd laugh my ass off. But yeah, s/he is the clear favourite.
Austin Brooks
These are impostors. How can I stop them from stealing my name?
Cameron Butler
Stop using names, faggot
Colton Cooper
Stop harrassing us normal users who don't give a fuck about your console wars. I enjoy giving my opinion here and on SC but you fucks can't be adults about it.
William Clark
Ror
Jayden Martinez
>putting manlets on your poster
Jacob James
Did I mention I was gay btw?
Gabriel Watson
>Tranny shit Cringe
Ayden Cook
Who's the goblin in the bottom left?
Nathan Thompson
What does that have to do with anything asshole?
Jacob Torres
The card suffers from a severe lack of star power with Moxley out. That should perhaps serve as a lesson going forward about making their stars exclusive. In hindsight, too, they needed to find a bigger name for Jericho or at least a better worker. Page has not been built well and looks completely out of place in the main event of this card against a star the caliber of Jericho.
Parker Butler
Shut the fuck up and go back faggot
Nathan Adams
Is that an official poster? Looks like something an 8th grader learning photoshop whipped up for his backyard fed.
Brayden Davis
Why the fuck isn't MJF on this show?
Thomas Ward
He has a dick nose
Ryder Miller
They didn't want someone to upstage Punk on the mic.
I Think Cody is full of shit when he said that AEW's roster is only 40% revealed. I think we will see that once they have to put on a show every week.
Jace Gonzalez
there will be tarps for this "sellout"
Anthony Russell
those are obstructed view
Chase Gutierrez
>based angelico and jack stuck on the preshow this will be better then most main card matches tho
Hudson Long
This is probably a good thing, though. Their previous pre-shows have had garbage wrestling matches and awful comedy/gimmicky shit. They were awful ways to promote the show and try to get people interested. A fast-paced, well-worked, upbeat match is what exactly what they need there. No bullshit, just something fun and of a high standard to pique people's interest.
Is the BR stream free like their last show? Not shelling out valuable hot dog money paying for this....
Hunter Davis
If punk is part of the show I see a promo battle between the 2
Connor Torres
sage
Jack Jackson
Every view is obstructed when you're behind a day person
Adam Ross
*fat person
Evan Thomas
This is horrible fucking bait
Colton Collins
Alright listen up.
I have panic disorder and im gonna be watching all out.
PROMISE ME, ASP. PROMISE ME.
that the joey janela match will NOT be a bloodbath. I dont wanna see that shit, the cody vs dustin match had enough blood to make me cringe the whole time, but they clearly didnt mean to do it that bad so i didnt freak out.
But Joey janela's gimmick is being a LITERAL spot monkey. So im scared hes gonna do some over the top blade job.
So promise me, asp. Promise it wont happen.
Angel Clark
>I have panic disorder Now I hope there will be a blood bath, just for the lulz
Angel Roberts
>Being scared of blood Please be reddit bait
Nolan Hill
>I'm literally shaking right now
Kayden Sullivan
Hi Vince
Austin Martin
WW'e' would be more your speed kid
Jacob Sullivan
How about you stop being a pussy
Jayden Harris
3 MORE HOURS
Bentley Clark
god-tier bait
Matthew Miller
shows always do that brainlet
Christian Kelly
>if i don't agree with a statement it's bait
Aaron Thomas
any reason to think that streams will actually work tonight?
Henry Thompson
They're all about 4 feet tall so one drop of blood from each would be enough to bathe them.
Oliver Thompson
Will CM Punk be there? I read about Emma being in the Women's battle royale, but I don't know if its true.
I know the match is a meme but I think someone in that darby match is gonna do something so fucking stupid body wise it wraps to being jackass kino
Ryan Thompson
Impact people have been on aew shows before
Adam Stewart
Joey Janela doesn't bleed,he spills jelly
Thomas Gutierrez
LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Elijah Reyes
Stream anyone?
I ain't got 50 bucks for this. Convince me to make the switch.
Hudson Bennett
Why would anyone pay $50 for a PPV in this day and age?
Daniel Turner
Move to the UK and get it for only £14.95 on fite
Ryan Long
I feel like that might be more expensive than the ppt but ok.
Jaxon Gomez
>move Or use a vpn but I'm not paying for it anyway
Anthony Myers
I promise (:
Elijah Watson
Why do they keep spreading out the promo content between bte and the road to shows
Joseph Scott
>Convince me to make the switch. When you talk to your doctor about making the transition mention you'd like the premium package, it includes all 4 AEW PPVs along with your sensory inclusion bag and estrogen pills.
Luis Myers
Can the Khans afford enough dilation station dildos
She's on a pay per date deal. Not a full time contract.
Jaxon Allen
Big Dimes Khan owns GDQ?
Ryan Morgan
>look Mom I posted in a thread about something I don't like, that'll teach them to not like things I don't!
Wyatt Ortiz
I work at the radio station for Temple University and we got a memo at starting at midnight we can begin advertising the main event of the Wednesday show as being [spoiler]C.M. Punk[/spoiler] vs [spoiler]Chris Jericho[/spoiler]
If your curious as to why we are still advertising it well officials are super unhappy with how many seats are on the secondary market and want to push people into buying them up
Joseph Gray
how long until it starts?
Justin Davis
what the fuck? explain yourself leftists
Colton James
I'm sure there will be a stream up on leddit... The twitch streams get shut down rather quickly. Not sure if buff will have one or 3 6 5 live.. Haven't checked the schedule
Jason Myers
>Kenny Omega vs. PAC Is Neville finally ding-dong diddly appear?
What time eastern does this start? Is there a pre show?
Matthew Reyes
Why are Mexican Tag Titles being defended on an AEW show?
That's like the Impact titles being defended in WWE.
Thomas Long
Yes it's fake, feel free to scour their website with an achiver and try to find that page. It doesn't exist
Thirsty righties fall for everything
Adam Miller
wwe.com/network
James Morris
>Transitioning done quick - Any Percent What is it about speedrunning that turns people in trannies?
Andrew Robinson
tranny BOILING
Aiden Carter
>midcard page is unironically being pushed as the face of the company
Jace Roberts
based trans ally btfoing the right wing incels i like you based progressive chad or stacey
Landon Russell
>Fall for bait >Get called out >B-b-b-but trannies
Fuck off your not helping
Brody Evans
>Same generic set. >Another company's belts on the line. >Hangman (kek) in the main event. >A dude in a wig for the women's division. >2 Asian women fighting can't even tell em apart. >Probably a 20 minute Cody/Spears match.
Yikes that's a no from me chads.
Alexander Jones
How many angry/disappointed posts will there be when Punk doesnt show up?
Elijah Miller
But it's real tranny. Stay seething with your faggot buttbuddy SrGrafo
Robert Campbell
Cody really is the Triple H of AEW. All his matches have been 20+ minutes so far.
Ian Miller
They deserve it for the constant teasing and talking about him. If they held this PPV in somewhere other than Chicago and kept his name out of their mouth they wouldn't be setting up people for disappointment. Khan is a literal retard.
Xavier King
Nah because based Cody can get a 5 star match
Xavier Walker
Isnt it the same as all the other ones?
Chase Flores
On the flip side imagine the e-drone meltdown if he does show up
Julian Baker
>can't have a show in Chicago because e-drones still care about Punk
Kayden Garcia
So who's putting up the stream. Is this shit gonna be on taima
Connor Brown
Yeah they're cost cutting already. Not a good sign AEW-tards.
Cody shouldn't be sending Punk contract offers over text like a fucking rookie and writing Tweets like "I wouldn't be surprised if he went back to wwe" and shit. Cunts deserve the backlash when Punk is fucking his wife instead of showing up.
Isaac Bailey
>American flag problematic
Hunter Clark
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE FACE OF PRO WRESTLING THANK YOU YOUNG BUCKS THANK YOU KENNY THANK YOU KENNY THANK YOU CHRIS >YOU DESERVE IT! *clap clap clapclapclap* >FIGHT FOREVER! *clap clap clapclapclap* >THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Cameron Scott
>$50 Get the fuck out of here
Joseph Rodriguez
Sorry, I’m watching New Japan
Blake Fisher
Provide a live or achived link then cumstain
Joshua Ward
KENNY
Lincoln Sanders
None. No one cares about that washed up shitter.
Henry Rivera
The whole 2 entrance thing is stupid as fuck.
Joseph Powell
now that the dust has settled, this was one of the worst shows that I've ever seen
Ayden Thomas
Most AEW trannies are pre-op anyway
Elijah James
nigger it's making you seethe i am not doing your work for you i already won
Jeremiah Nguyen
just got off the horn from TNT. Apparently, i have to cut my penis off to watch this show
Jace Davis
wtf is this tranny shit
Parker Myers
how long are they going to go with that tacky chandelier
was sad when JR went on a drunken homophobic rant.
Juan Fisher
Love you
Caleb Clark
i liked the part where Tommy Dreamer came out and blew his brains all over the crowd after hitting his pose though. JR was solid on selling it to the audience at home.
Alexander Perez
Who is your favorite joshi, and who do you think will appear in the battle royale tonight?
So is Cody going to go crazy again shutting all these streams down or what?
Nolan Ross
Seriously. I can spend 80 to get a full year of espn+ and all UFC fights if I wanted. 9.99 for the network. After a month free. And as long as you have a new email and new card # it's free infinitely.. of course I free stream all that shit anyway.
Zachary Perez
No, not Naegleria! His sanec speedrun is my favourite gdq video.
Oliver Powell
>cody can't even get thanked in a shitpost fucking kek
Isaac Russell
Starlight Adult is making her US debut and winning because she is 18 now. Also I can legally drive to Chicago and have sex with her and don't have to worry about Chris Hansen again.
Nolan Butler
i liek it when man does flip
Jose Collins
Probably. There nothing on the schedule for 365 or on buff or Kobe. They shut everything down with all in that was on twitch or jewtube we'll see if it holds up on taima
Thomas Edwards
This is the last AEW event im.paying 50 for.
Its a world where WWE NETWORK (14 PPVS PER YEAR) is 9 dollars. A world where ESPN+ (16 sports LIVE COVERAGE EVERY GAME) is 80 dollars. A world where UFC extra (100+ fights) is 20 dollars. A world where MLB network, NFL network, NBA center court, NHL network, and Golf Network (10,000 plus games) are 25 bucks extra on your cable bill
but somehow, aew thinks its reasonable to have a tab of 3 ppvs totalling 260 dollars.
Retarded.
Matthew Jones
Cody never paid for WWE PPV streams so he knows where to look.
Cooper Long
cuck
Christian Gray
50 bucks? In the UK it's £15.
Hudson Allen
Polls are still open for All Out, these three PPVs this weekend are getting barely any respondants compared to an average WWE one which is around 150.
All Out currently has 40 people.
James Jenkins
eat a nigger dick you bitch
Jaxon Morris
how long now?
Leo Cook
have sex
Michael Jones
forget CM Punk, Ca$$i XL managed by nZo are making their debut tonight and will be the faces of AEW going forward i hope they take out CM Punk actually, would get some good heat
I saw you fucking pedo at the njpw show several times when the camera showed ya in the crowd, i'm gonna post your fucking face soon you fucking bitch i'm warning you
Isaiah Wilson
>please enter survey >can't because survey url is completely fucked up in an undecipherable mess
whose bright idea was to have all these unknowns come out at once
Ethan Miller
Thanks, retards didn't put it on the channel they said they would.
Brayden Williams
I still don't understand the rules of this shit why do they come out as a group?
Parker Foster
Why the fuck isn't Penelope Ford on more often? She is the only woman in this company who can draw dimes.
Wyatt Lopez
Its on TNTs youtube
Parker Wright
Imagine the fact that Joey Janela fucked her daily for years, and they only broke up because he cheated.
Jordan Carter
THIS IS AWESOME
Aiden Perez
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the dumbest fucking gimmick for a match ever. Just do a fucking royal rumble. I feel like half the reason they're using this retarded set-up is because half of these jabronis don't have entrances yet.
Landon Long
Was that a mandible claw?
Jacob Carter
Fucking XFINITY wont let me TUNE IN
>we are having some trouble on our end
Im getting a refund and switching providers. Fuck these niggers
Ayden Robinson
>Big Swole bitch aint that big or swole
Brody Turner
>Manhandle uh oh
Aiden Jones
WE HAVE NYLA THONG SHOT
Ryan Davis
>crotch grab spit seed roid ball >real sport
Lincoln Stewart
SEND MORE WHORES OUT THE BUZZER WENT
John Perez
why is that fat man wrestling with the women?
Josiah Johnson
WHO????????????????????
Jason Nelson
this is god awful
Leo Perry
>Crowd doing the royal rumble countdown sound
Lmao
Jayden Harris
Some of the blondes are hot.
Never watched AEW is this all their divas?
Levi Clark
Could they not get a tranny that wasnt fat and clumsy shitteR?
Nathaniel Hill
TENILLE MUH DICK
Joseph Thompson
this is just wwe but worse
Colton Sullivan
The Braves are dimes
Mason Wood
this is a trainwreck
Dylan Bailey
ok this is epic
Easton Wilson
This tranny is disgusting
Nathan Taylor
>the camera work fucking even worse than ever what the fuck is their problem
Camden Russell
what the fuck as Ive done to her hair? looks awful
Aiden Allen
based emma
Xavier Martinez
Shut up
Caleb Collins
Ivelise isnt doing the badass biker bitch gimmick?
Nolan Flores
>this entire match is just to build a Nyla Rose vs Awesome Kong feud
Evan Hall
just a bit of a reminder to anyone cheering for that man in this match
this has been the worst battle royale I've ever seen
Jacob Perez
Mercedes Martinez (born November 17, 1980)[1] is an American professional wrestler, currently performing for Shimmer Women Athletes, as well as numerous independent promotions including World Xtreme Wrestling, Full Impact Pro, Women Superstars Uncensored, and Rise Wrestling. She is a former three-time WSU Champion, two-time Shimmer Champion.[5] She is also the current WXW Women's champion the current Phoenix Of RISE Champion and World Association of Wrestling's Bellatrix World Champion.
Brayden Davis
>wall bruh she's just a straight up hobgoblin, she's always looked like that
Kayden Rogers
career ending pregnancy
Ian Mitchell
It's so God damn sloppy. They're eliminating people just as people's music is hitting, missing half the eliminations. Shit's all over the fucking place.
Carter Carter
where is aj lee?
Sebastian Miller
Imagine having a dead crowd in Chicago
Christian Diaz
DoN battle royal and reverse battle royal were much worse
Colton Mitchell
Honestly its not as bad as the one at DoN
Samuel Murphy
On July 13, 2017, Martinez entered WWE's Mae Young Classic tournament, defeating Xia Li in her first round match.[19] The following day, Martinez defeated Princesa Sugehit in the second round and Abbey Laith in the quarterfinals, before being eliminated from the tournament in the semifinals by Shayna Baszler.[20] She made an appearance on the October 26, 2017 episode of NXT, participating in a battle royal which was won by Nikki Cross to determine one of the contenders for the vacant NXT Women's Championship at NXT TakeOver: WarGames. Martinez would also lose to Ember Moon on the November 15, 2017 edition of NXT.[21] Martinez made her return to WWE, competing in the 2nd Mae Young Classic. She made it to the second round, defeating Ashley Rayne before being eliminated by Meiko Satomura.[22]
Lincoln Taylor
the wall finished her off
Jonathan Harris
Allie is so ugly yet so hot at the same time. Weird looking duck.
Andrew Cox
>not knowing ODB beggin ya
James Collins
did i miss aja kong?
Samuel Harris
It's unreal how much more attractive and just overall better at being professional wrestler all these women are then any "diva" in the WWE.