KWAB

>t.

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Worked

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>I posted it again

Al Franken was "cancelled" for the exact same thing.

ya seething bitch lmao

bro I am SO mad

care to extrapolate?

wat u mean?

@LeeannTweeden don't fall asleep around me your ( . Y . ) ain't safe!

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Seriously love Paige. What fucking grown adult asses out in a position where they can deep throat their own vomit (and leave it to a shenigger not to care). Party!

This faggot is like the chick version of when you say "hotter than balls."
WUT YOU MEAN? ARE BALLS HOT?
Shut-in neet, virgin faggot bitch detected.
Get out of the house, people have fun out there.

Stop seething ya ding-dong diddly slapdick pinhead

ya seethe? ya boil?

About what?

Think this might be the year I do it, lads

We can only hope. Because we all know whatever "it" is will end badly for you.
How it should be.

please don't ding-dong diddly do it

Deciding to do it is one thing. What about how you'll do it?

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Hard r. None of that nigga shit.

Based explosives being the least agonizing way to go out.

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Cringe

Based

I actually started off the year trying to hire an escort. The first time I tried she had to cancel because she had her period. I tried again a month later and I had to cancel because I had a fungal infection in my groin area.

You ever feel like your the main character of a sitcom and the story is about how much your life sucks? Literally me desu.

Begging ya

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Women evolved to be lesbians because of harems. It kept them from getting in trouble from the alpha and let them release their sexual energy (sex is all women think about. More so than men, which is why the project this trait onto men).

Who is the jannetty? I'm thinking "stab of chest."

Shock me like an electric eel...

Stop jacking off into socks.

Also, a period never stops a hooker from fucking (and me from eating, redwings holler!).

Retard.

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[Citation Needed]
And don't bring any of that alt-right grifter shit in here. You've never touched a woman in your life.

worked

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You failed at paying for sex? Escorts don't cancel because they're on their period, they know you wouldn't know the difference if it was in their pussy or between their thighs. You ever feel like you're a failed writer for a sitcom that nobody ever wanted to watch?

Or keep filing your nails while you play solitaire at your PC worthless bitch.*
*translation for Yea Forums: keep jerking off and playing vidya gaymes.

The state of this thread

Seething

heh

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Reddit: The Post

This is Yea Forums Bronze metal easy friendo.
The state of you for even coming to the world's most famous cesspool.

Speak English you dumb nigger

>[Citation needed]
>Calls me a virgin
Have sex. Women make out at parties all the time. Guys don't do that shit. When women lez out there doesn't have to be penetration, where as when guys do gay shit someone is getting fucked. There's a difference. Women doing lezbo shit is extremely common compared to men doing gay shit I don't need some study to realize that. Women will make out and not even call themselves bi, they're just "having fun".

>the only gay thing you could possibly do is fuck another man in the ass
Based retard

You know who you never find camping in the forest looking for Big Foot?
Niggers.
You're more likely to find ACTUAL Big Foot than to find a nigger out in the woods looking for Big Foot.
You know who you'll never find being a steaming pile of tough guy faggotry like you on Yea Forums?
Niggers.
Do the math bitch.

You watch porn and think that's real life "parties."
Look dude if you want to suck cock and call it "having fun" just move to one of the states you claim to hate like CA, NY etc. Closeted little faggot. You're mad because chicks can be gay and you can't. SAD.

Sorry I'm not an expert on gay shit like yourself. The only other thing I can think of is dick sucking, which is basically mouth-fucking.

Based retard with no friends

Girls make out at parties all the time dumbass. Were you ever in college? Shit was extremely common at house parties. Not my fault you were never invited to any jungle juice parties.

I'm with this guy... You got worked bro.

Just take the "L"

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>incoherent rambling
Have sex

Look you can stay in a RED STATE Trumpcuck poorfag country and suck cock in shame. If that's your fetish. You're gonna have to suffer for it, maybe run for office as a Republican and live the lie to the max. Make a choice - shit or get off the internet.

he was an evil kike and literally nobody cared about his supposed sexual assault

>I'm not gay
>"Wow you must have no friends"
kek

It's a Joe Rogan stand-up joke.
If you think it's incoherent, you're dumber than a chimp. Take the L

>Brings Trump up for no reason
Ok? lol

>Women make out at parties all the time.
Lmao do you even go to any parties or did you jsut watch it on the internet

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I didn't bring up Trump I said Trumpcuck, which is an unfuckable hate-nerd who thinks Donald Trump is a smart successful businessman who was going to deliver them from their bedroom. Focus on the RED STATE and how many self-hating fags are incels because they're such cowards. Also, fuck Trump, imagine in 2019 still backing that fucking clown.

Doing gay shit with your bros is pretty common ya clueless NEET

>Women make out at parties all the time.

Damn I must be going to some really shitty parties then

>joe rogan stand-up
Yikes

>Posts a weeb pic
>Says I'm the one who doesn't go out
Why is this so hard to believe? Have you been to a house party before? It's common in college. Girls get drunk, do a bunch of trashy shit, and blame it on the alcohol.

I didn't vote for Trump dumbass. Go complain about Trump supporters on /pol/ nerd. I don't give a shit about politics.

Have you been to a jungle juice party? Everyone gets fucked up during those.

I agree. Rogan stand-up went over your head.
Yikes.
Take the L.
Let's review you dumb motherfucker:
>You know who you never find camping in the forest looking for Big Foot?
>Niggers.
>You're more likely to find ACTUAL Big Foot than to find a nigger out in the woods looking for Big Foot.
>You know who you'll never find being a steaming pile of tough guy faggotry like you on Yea Forums?
>Niggers.
>Do the math bitch.

Then why did you whinge about Trump's name coming up? How dumb are you?

Seething

Because you brought up "TrumpCuck" for no reason. I assume they live in your head rent free, but don't project that shit on to me and expect me to not call out your dumb shit. I didn't vote for him so calling me a TrumpCuck makes no sense. It's just you coping.

Set fire to self is the most based option

it takes 105 mins to die from cutting your wrists? I don’t think so pal

Yeah it'll probably take longer because you won't cut deep enough and also cut across instead of down your arm

Ya seethe?
You're a fucking crybaby faggot incel.
You're a Trumpcuck whether you want to be or not. Crybaby faggots are Trumpcucks in the real world. Only on the internet are "SJWs" real.

my rational stoner side can tell you are a sad virgin

Weed kills

You crackers are always obsessed calling other kids gay and proving how gay those kids are by making them do gay shit “for laughs”. It’s pretty obvi your uncles touched you when your mom moved in with them for the meth

>forgets this Balinese underwater basket weaving forum is pro njpw
the county of you

>Y-you're a TrumpCuck
Cope

I only have one uncle and he grew up in another country away from me. Just make up more shit to help you cope though. Not my fault you don't get laid.

Thanks for the tax cut I guess.
Best part is knowing how his 4 years haven't done shit for you.

>Tell you I didn't vote for Trump
>"Haha you're a TrumpCuck"
Can you read? Or are you just retarded?

lol I remember when I was like 8 I was a based retard and fell asleep with a plastic bag over my head; my grandmother luckily noticed it and removed it. Got castigated that day by my parents

Stop posting embarrassing shit, idiot. You're gonna make it a habit offline.

explosives are unpredictable though, you could die instantly or lose several limps and be in agony for minutes or longer depending on the blast radius.

Rape is soo funny! xD

Hello Wolfie

Shotgun mouth wash or don't even bother. If you do it, make sure it's a 100% chance you die, ootherwise you're just a pussy looking for attention

it's okay when women do it

They're inherently bisexual

women evolved to be gay because alpha males since the beginning of humanity would keep 4 at a time and they had to get along

fuck off back to /pol/ incel with that misogynist bullshit you are spouting

mmm i'd like to see them go at it like animals

based

holy fucking seething limp wristed male feminist incel faggots

I thought carbon monoxide/helium/anything that causes hypoxia was the most painless way and 100%

is she in panties or bikini bottoms?

based

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'Lethality' is statistical probability of a successful attempt. Obviously carbon monoxide is lethal but you're less probable to succeed killing yourself with it than with firearms/vehicles/height/fire because of various factors in setting up and executing the attempt

this list is such fucking bullshit

If a man did it to a man it would be fine so it's fair. besides who gives a FUCK

oh god I wish

>sleeps in full makeup
yikes

BASED
You just KNOW they sleep together on the road.

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based
cringe

Reminder that Al Franken got railroaded and never did anything wrong.

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