Literally forgotten

Fuck WALTER, fucking sellout traitor piece of shit

I'm waiting in my office, when the tickets go on sale
Reflecting on my past dimes, and how they've all turned to fail
'Cause at 5 o'clock, New Japan takes me to the woodshed
When Vince finds out, my ass, he will behead
Will behead~ YEAH

WHEN I SEE TICKET SALES FOR THAT NIGHT
I TAKE A LOOK OVER TARPS AT THE LAST SIGHTS
OF A SHOW THAT HAS GONE VERY WRONG FOR MEEEEEEEEEE~

COULD IT BE THERE'S BEEN SOME SORT OF FUCK UP
PERHAPS I SHOULDN'T CRY, INSTEAD BUCK UP
BUT IT SEEMS I'M F󠀀INNA JOB OUT TO RUGBY~

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME I'M SHROOMING
MY DEMISE IT SEEMS TO BE LOOMING
BUT THE DIMES ESCAPE ME, WHEN I TRY TO BOOK

TARPS ROLL BUT WHY AM I SEETHIN'?
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE SEEN THEM
AND TRUTH BE TOLD, IT'S NOT LIKELY TO BE THE LAST

AS THE LIVE GATE ROLLS INTO THE BUILDING
I REALIZE I'VE NOT DRAWN A DAMN SHILLING
THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME~

AS THE SHOW GOES, DIMES FLEE BEFORE ME
GODDAMNIT I'M SO VERY SORRY
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO TAKE ON NEW CHADPAN

MARK MY WORDS, I'LL BURY NAKAMURA
AND SHOW ALL THOSE DAMN FEDORA
WEARING FAGGOTS, TO WALK OUT ON ME~

Now that I see the show is ending
I know there's really no defending
My career of drawing NODIMES

Yeah, yeah yeah
Hallowed be my tarps
Yeah, yeah yeah
Hallowed be my tarps

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This is the big one not the "competition" from aew and njpw. WWE did this shit during the football world cup too last year too, they really need to follow up on why these venues are giving them such good deals on these days

Walter vs Bate is the only interesting thing on this entire card

NXT UK is a fucking flop 3BH, those bongs sold out their national scene for a one hour show that nobody watches.

Unironically tho, his lazy fucking stupid ass won't travel, but he would be fucking dimes in NJPW fuck even in AEW.

I forgot they booked the Royal Albert Hall show the same night as an England World Cup match. They're either ignorant or delusional

New Japan is some real competition, but the rugby match is expected to draw in the neighborhood of 70,000 people. That's an entirely different level of BTFO'ing The E's upjumped bingo hall show.

You people laugh at wwe for doing a show the same day as a football match but NJPW is doing the same thing
>its okay when gooks do it

Pete Dunne, Trent Seven and Tyler Bate thought they would be on main roster making 6 figure salaries. I think it's funny they sold out only to be confined to bingo halls.

Dunne is doing okay, being on the main roster sometimes, on many NXTs, the others fucked up.

difference is njpw made sure the show was worth going to with their card PLUS wwe are in wales for an ireland vs wales rugby match.

Living yen free in your gaijin brain. Now excuse me while I eat some sushi off hitomi tanakas tits

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He would be dimes in AEW because he's like 6'5 and the rest of the roster is 5'9 at best though

Also because he could bleed

Yeah, they're getting even less exposure now they're confined to working NXT, and can't work any of the other UK promotions.

Justin Sysum was completely right in that tweet from a couple of years ago

twitter.com/JustinSysum/status/1070354912561778688?s=19

And in the comments you even have Trent Seven unironically telling him to 'DELET THIS'

LMFAO that time Trent was ordered by Hunter to not work his OWN PROMOTION after he was told he could. He literally had to bail out of HIS OWN SHOW because Paul told him to. KWAB!

>Sorry Mr Levesque, I'll cancel my own match at my own promotion immediately. Thank you for the opportunity to be an NXT UK tag team champion, the 4th most important tag championship in the WWE universe. It was an honest mistake and it won't happen again sir.

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KWAB

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I saw Iron maiden last week they were pretty based but Dickinson's voice is starting to go

Which one was his?

5th most important now.

He doesn't want to move to the us but he knew wwe will kill the european wrestling scene.

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njpw is in a different town
NJPW also sold 90%+ of their tickets

>Sorry Mr Levesque, I'll cancel my own match at my own promotion immediately. Thank you for the opportunity to be an NXT UK tag team champion, the 4th most important tag championship in the WWE universe. It was an honest mistake and it won't happen again sir.

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this

fuck wwe

3rded

>let Triple H decimate your scene
>stick up for him because you might get a push and big payday
>still wrestle in sports halls and O2 Academies for a handshake and a vegan sausage roll

British Strong Style are the biggest bitches

Cesaro vs Walter though

Funny how New Japan has the best british wrestlers too

Based

Is the live gate doing well at least?
I plan to watch the show on VOD after AEW.

NJPW was gonna BTFO out of them easily if the Rugby wasn't on, but you're right in that absolutely no one in Cardiff is gonna watch some jumped up midgets do spotfests while Wales and Ireland are playing

Royal Quest is in London and has a stacked card of actual draws. The bong midget league is in Cardiff, the same day and city as a Wales vs Ireland match. Completely different and makes Paul seem retarded

>Trent Seven and Peter "pure strikes" Dunne telling him he's wrong and to delete the tweet and that he's wrong
KWAB

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the rugby will be over before the takeover starts, then people will go to takeover to continue their drinking and shitchanting

the only memorable thing about NXT Cardiff is the "spies" at the ticket counter

WALTER and Bate will blow away anything on Royal Quest, ya simps.

Is NXT UK any good?

what does that mean

best main event of the weekend more then likely

Anyone watching this? I just tuned in so I have no idea what I missed

yikes

Literally never seen this on TV, what channel is it on?

anyone watching this? this cesaro match fucks

yeah cesaros match was really good

We've had two matches so far, both were very good.

Noam Dar defeated Travis Banks
Cesaro defeated Ilja Dragunov

Up next NXT UK Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match

honestly don't know why people were shitting in this card other than lolnxt. always looked ok at worst.

Is there any wrestler who looks less intimidating than Flash Morgan Webster? He looks like Jay from the Inbetweeners

Marko Stunt is less intimidating.

>a literal midget
real low hanging fruit you're going for there

yeah im watching it because ive seen the same njpw matches tbqh no offense bc it's my favorite promotion
only cared about ishii vs kenta
just wanna see the euro lads that i dont pay attention to

>dunne isn't even on the card
what the fuck bros

Dragunov/Cesaro was brilliant.
Eddie Edwards.

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He moved to NXT main brand.

uk tag champs look great

What happened to the other Coffee brother? Why is he tagging with Wolfgang

cute

He has a match later, grudge match.

Yeh I'm not watching any pro wrestling at 1pm fuck that noise

Just turned it on. This is a tag match you could have seen at Progress 3 years ago. No thanks.

>forgotten
>trending worldwide right now (unlike royal quest)

Yes

and NEWWWWWWWW

that was great triple threat match

HOSS vs HOSS FIGHT UP NEXT

>that earthquake effect when he stomped

Holy shit that turnbuckle spot

That fucking turnbuckle spot sold me on Mastiff

Even the botch went well.

English themed plunder baby, gotta snooker cue and a cricket bat.

I hope it dies, but after WWE has already monopolized everything.

Good God how many thousands of dollars did that outfit cost?

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how has it been so far?

streamable.com/308i7

BASED

Pretty great. All the matches have been entertaining and good so far.

On pace to be the best show of the weekend.

the Dar match wasn't that good outside of his heel work but the rest of the show has been great.

now we got 2 fat guys hitting each other with potatoes and chair jousting

have i missed Toni "brapping up a" Storm?

not yet

Pretty kino shot there before they jumped off the platform

That finish was unique, never seen that before.

Good hoss match with lots of spots.

unique finish for a LMS match.

>unique
That's a word for it

really good

TEGAN NOX

It's TONI TIME

IT'S TONI TIME

Someone redpill me on Kay Lee.

KLR must be the oldest woman in WWE.

Kayleigh Rae (born 11 August 1992)

same age as Mark Andrews

Scottish accents on a woman must be the least attractive thing i have ever heard
my cock is slithering into it's shell just by hearing it

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Christ

She does chops and lucha libre inspired moves, and resembles a sinewy Wicked Witch of the West.

She just has that Scottish heroin abuse look

more like 1892, high definition was a mistake

KLR makes me think of Paige's mom.

>Summer of 92

>first move is a dive
YAWN
gonna switch to the NJPW stream

I don't know if it's the gear, but Toni's ass looks smaller.

Toni Storm is clearly a mega star why is she stuck in division 3.

her shorts are higher in the waist than normal.

Toni's has a pretty big but that she looks huge with Bliss tier booty enhancer shorts. Plus most of the time she is next to tiny no ass japanese women.

Rhea is better and they only just promoted her to main NXT.

Rhea is garbage.

WHAT THE FUCK

>Toni’s fat brapper has gone flat
cringe. might as well fire her now

BASEDDDD
BLONDES BTFO

>Toni's time has come to an end.

what the fuck? why is this literally who champ now? i thought Toni was going to drop it to based Jinny

F

for poor tattoo artist who had to tat Kay Lee's upper thigh and ass.

holy shit she won, this was basically a squash, kicked out of Storm Zero. and had 85% of the match.

>KLR is now dual NXT UK and WoS champion

Guys, Toni is crying.

I fingered Toni Storm in a nightclub, AMA

Main Event time

WALTER is the only good one. Everyone else is a midget trying to be William Regal with flips.

did you get that finger back or did her ultra strong vaginal walls just strip it off.

In the pink or the stink?

Wtf this promo package is hype as fuck. Is NXT UK actually good week to week?

Trent Seven ruined Tyler Bate

idk but this show has been great and wasnt just a phone it in njpw event

It depends. Most of the time yeah, but sometimes it seems like filler, like the Download Festival shows or when they did NXT vs NXT UK matches.

I think the problem is they don't have regular events to build up to, maybe that is changing now and they'll have Takeovers every 2-3 months.

Was late getting lunch with friends
>Skipped first match
>Cesaro vs Angry Manlet was based
>Tag match was based
>Last Fat Manlet Standing was dimes
>Skipped Womeme's
What everyone else think so far?

fuck this fucking nazi

walters entrance at mania would be the most kino thing ever

Are imperium supposed to be a Oswald Mosley gimmick

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Jungle boy, The Young Bucks, Kevin Owens, Neville

Bong's easily are the worst crowd. Would rather be in America were they just don't react at anything.

cringe

>NAAANAAANAAAAaaaaa Walter is a wanker, Walter is a wanker

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I watched the NJPW show, the crowd wasn't bad as soon as I switch I see Fandangoing and shit chants

Noam Dar is a cheeky heel but had 0 chemstry with the other guy.
the Cesaro match was great and he got a great reaction from the crowd
Tag Match was good, dude with the long hair in the GYV is going to be a star
last man standing match was amazing, Dave Mastiff again has star potential
Toni Storm the unquestioned future of wormen's wrestling got squashed by a literal who old hag, very bizarre match
"Walter is a wanker"? can we save him for NXT UK already, he can work on his body at regular NXT.

Ya seethe?

>old hag
>27 years old
i think you got fooled by the bong genetics

What's the tarp coverage like, there been any photos?

Expats and weebs

It was sold out on the site, so unless scalpers got all the tickets then there are no tarps for the show

Enjoyed your manlets doing gymnastics?

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not a giant arena but it looks sold out, they did a walk and brawl though the hard cam side.

>Pretend to be a silent respectful nip crowd
>It hurts them too much and they break out in multiple Seven Nation Army Chants

Okada won again, wow didn't see that coming

Enjoy your 60 minute choppa flip match?

Yeah the guy that draws won again,meanwhile WWE pushes antidraws and manlets.

Le epic post

>Toni Storm the unquestioned future of wormen's wrestling
yikes

what are all these shitty chants?

The state of those legdrops

those were the worst leg drops I have ever seen by Bate

these are shitty brit fans, that's what they do

If Tyler goes to university and becomes a master what would his name be?

Yeah, I've made up my mind.
The UK are the absolute worst wrestling fans in the entire world

Don't take me hoooooooooommmmmeeeeeeeeee

this is fucking cringe manlet should have tapped long ago

>Japiclaps
>Amerideads

Show is usually meh to good. The main event always is great.

i see a young daniel bryan in that bate there aye

Bate would be a based manlet if he wasn't so reddit

he also cheated on Toni to bang a tranny no joke

Based

I'm aware

Japaclaps have great taste. Amerideads are at least no annoying

Does one of his tattoos say Vegan?

LMFAO THE FUCKIN MANLET

the fuck was this spot

Why are the singing the Bayley song?

Fuck it’s still going on, Imperium isn’t even out yet, just fucking end it.

just spot after spot after spot just like todays nujapanlet show
and like later on aewtism
pro wrestling is fucking dead

Bayley did a run in, brapped, and flew through the roof

BURNING HAMMER~

that awesome roll away by Walter

that was the worst burning hammer ever

What a shitty burning hammer

I can’t pay attention to the match with Bate’s cockhead piercing through his trunks.

i dont enjoy walter getting no offense in

The match has been 80% Tyler Bate, so he's going to lose.

Right? It looks so yummy, wanna give it a suckles uwu

Are they really gonna end the night with three heel wins in a row?

9 million year match

I know it's not longer than a WK match but it feels longer

I think they wanted to fill the timeslot right to the hour.

>sells the back for 30 minutes
>still does power moves

youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc

reminder goku is tyler bates height so i guess this makes sense

this is garbage

kicked out of his finisher at 1, FUCK TYLER BATE TYLER TYLER BATE

thank god sanity prevails

It's finally over.

I enjoyed it, but fuck that was ridiculous. At least they varied their moves. AEW it'd just be superkicks for 30 minutes.

ALL THAT AND IT ENDS WITH A CLOTHESLINE OH NO NO NO NO

seething that the true reich still wins till this day

I like Walter but damn after Tana vs ZSJ and Okada vs Suzuki I didn't need to see a 1h long Tyler Bate match

Based af tyler shoulda won

fake or not tyler bate did pull off a lot of those power moves so he's still strong as fuck for a manlet

didnt the last nxt uk takeover also have a main-event that felt like it went on for a thousand years?

maybe not nxt uk but it was said for the last Cole-Gargano match

I like Walter, Bate having so much offense and kicking out of everything after 30 minutes was classic takeover main event bullshit

First three matches on the show were good, but it went downhill fast, last man’s standing and the women’s match was really boring, Walter/Bate wasn’t bad obviously, but it was way too fucking long, cut a third off it.

Also, who the fucks books three heel wins in a row? Place the tag team match on the semi-main or before the women’s match at least.

random thought, I want Cesaro vs Walter

The tag match in the last one went pretty long. That also had bate iirc

There was one with Dunne that went for ages and both guys were botching like mad at the end cause they were gassed, at least that wasn't the case here.
It was the one where Walter first turned up

Not the last, but the one before between Dunne and Joe Coffey was criticized for being too long and too many kick outs.
I thought it was better than this one, at least Dunne won.

k fuck off tranny fucker

you didnt win piss off outta the ring faggot

cringe

>they didn't kick the shit out of him
GAY

I guess Bate is going to America to take Gargano's spot as top face

>tranny fucker as NXT top babyface
OH NO NO NO NO NO

I didn’t like the long matches of Cole/Gargano or Gargano/Ciampa but at least they earned a long match through great feuds, NXTUK just keeps throwing them out as if Coffey/Dunne or Walter/Bate or a feud on that level. Have some buildup before long matches.

I was sports entertained by the entire show, thumbs up!

>I was sports entertained by the entire show, thumbs up!

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OH NO NO NO

WHO JAPAN BTFO

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>Boston
of course where else

who the fuck is Jungkook?

Based Bama going over NXTetty

the nxt "epic match" formula needs to go

Jungle Gook? Probably some new guy in NJPW

Yeah, NXT should take cues from AEW and have boring matches.

KEK AEWTISTS BTFO

But Takeover main events are already boring

This
Dont mind long matches but kickout spam no sell bollocks can fuck off

This, but both are boring.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

GAY-E-DUB ETHERED

They were doing that before AEW was even a thing

Cope