ALL OUT PREDICTIONS THREAD

Cawdy gets ass raped by a horse in a live sex celebration.

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everyone transitions and has mass amounts of Onions milk

Don't even know what the fucking card is

why would Cody turn heel?

David Benoit interferes with the main event

Kenny Omemega gives a blowjob to Sonny Kiss

Someone spoiled it last week laugh my ass off if they were telling the truth

What were they

:(

E drone cope posts

It'll be mediocre at best but shills will say it was amazing. Just like every other show they had.

mjf turns on cody
punk makes the save

Yuka wins battle royale, AJ Lee presents title, MJF turns on Cody, Enzo and Cass show up to help Jericho. All I remember

welcome back to All Elite Wrestling's All Out, we've got some great matches and some great wrestlers that we're really excited to show you so thanks for joining us tonight for a great night of all elite packed wrestling action here at All Elite Wrestling

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Fuck I wish I was Shida.

Yuka's booked for Osaka tomorrow bro there's no way she's going to even be in Chicago

All would be based tho

Kenny Omega ass 2 ass Sonny Kiss

Are they going to have dilation breaks between matches?

It will be gay and I will not watch it.

It will be gay so i will watch it

where my sonny kiss bros at? i'll be jerking it to him #SonnyWankGang

>Page wins, turns, joins Tully, attacks Kenneth setting up a title defense
>Kenneth beats PAC
>Literally Who? get "upset" victory over Greg & Dustin
>Lucha Bros beat Yung Cucks
>Spears beats Cawdy

Cuckman Phil

This is the first time Kenny has the occasion of having a classic in AEW as he is against a very good guy, and this is the first time for PAC to showcase if WWE really was holding him back to the western audience and a big one, hyped for this match.

I don't care I'm gonna try to have sex with my boyfriend than watching this

>m-muh e

he's so shit

It will be another "ok" show but people will call it the best show ever since american wrestling is that bad

Kenny is gonna have a live sex celebration with Sonny Kiss

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Hangman low blows Jericho to win and turns his back on the elite and eventually teams up with Marty if joins who mad at the bucks and Cody for leaving him

>muh sellout
when the online scalpers wise up, month #2 and even the ppv crowds will look so fucking bad, like ROH and TNAwful bad.

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i predict lots of cringe

A handful of tickets in each section.

I wonder if the tarps are coming out for this one.

watching the "MJF: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" and Starcast show and it's one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. MJF has god tier comic abilities, him and the crowd are just locked in a non-stop war

have sex

Kinda get the feeling Moxley wasn't that injured and they pulled an audible and realized they needed a big feud for tv and needed a reason for Pac to come back

Will be shit

It'll be average and the AEW hype will begin to die out if it hasn't already.

No way, they were building that match since DoN and Moxley is a huge name for them.

Literal AIDS in the form of Liberal feminist LGBT wrestlers.

Any questions?

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Who would have gone over in Moxley vs Kenny? Moxley would need a debut win but it would seem bad for Kenny to lose again.

Punk is teased, doesn't come out initially, then actually shows up.

I predict this board will be even more unbearable

rent free

lights go out after the opener because cody couldn't afford to pay for the electricity, fans throw a crying fit and throw comic books and onionss in the ring, cm punk comes out to calm the crowd down (for free) but escapes in tears as a lone burger thrown from the crowd hits him

I'm going to watch Royal Quest and only Royal Quest so I have nothing to add to this thread.

I don’t think Pac will be there.

>CM punk does NOT turn up
>Smarks get butthurt about that
>Immediately start predicting he'll turn up on TV instead
And thus the pain continues

>Brad Shepard

same

>ALL OUT PREDICTIONS THREAD

it will be shit and filled with technical problems like the rest of their minor league shows

Much like All In and DoN it will be a 4 or 5/10 show with one, MAYBE two good matches (predicting it'll be PAC vs Omega and I can't think of anything else that'll be good), and the cultists will pretend it's the second coming because they haven't seen any wrestling outside of WWE except for AEW.
How'd I ding-dong diddly do

I predict Royal Quest will be better

Kenny will finally go through with the transition

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based

A TOXIC PERSONALITY

Some twitter fags will be butthurt when Yucka doesn't show up in the battle royale.

what's that, a new wwe ppv?

It's going to be fine but nothing worthy. I expect CM Piss to not appear but the crowd will chant his name all night.

He's guaranteed to appear.

LOOOK IN MY EYESSS

unironically if cm phil isn't coming out/is only coming out and stays as a non-wrestler, this fed is dead

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING

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O AND TWO IN UFC

>Screencapping your own comment
People like you deserve brain cancer.

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Fag

Benoit returns

A CHUMP WHO PLACES THIRD OF THREE

Thanks

THE CULT OF SEETHING E-DRONIES

MY ONLY FRIEND
IS SUING ME

Pricilla Kelly is in the women’s rumble