ATTEMPT to name a better promo. Pipebomblets kys yourselves
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James Mitchell
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Zachary Howard
Cm punk box with God promo
Caleb Butler
THE AUTO WORKERS ARE OUTTA WORK
Jayden Morris
Tanahashi at the Tokyo Dome 2019
Liam Powell
Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.
Bentley Morgan
>ATTEMPT to name a better promo
Easy.
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Done.
Jordan Myers
Owen Campbell
Liam Green
Cringe
Extremely based
Oliver Miller
Ayden Fisher
Actually wanted to post this. Definetely my favourite from the babyface Hogan. Just the sheer cocaine-induced madness of Hulkamania. It has everything, from exageration of crashing the ground with Andre to retroactive memetic value of bringing up Trump.
Samuel Myers
10/10.
Joshua Bailey
Had to find it in 3 separate videos for the best quality of the full segment
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Benjamin Morgan
YOU GET A GOLD WATCH, A KICK IN THE BUTT AND A "SORRY, YOU BEING REPLACED BY A COMPUTAH".....THAT'S HARD TIMES DADDY!
Jacob Richardson
*sniff*
My dad got replaced by a computer.
Samuel Collins
Samuel Gomez
Hey Terry. How you spending that Gawker money?
Noah Walker
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Honorable mention to youtube.com
The best babyface promo in that fucking promotion in at least 10 years.
Dominic Carter
Eli Brown
Christian Nelson
Owen Perry
Bayley's upcoming promo, Monday night on WWE RAW, live only on the USA Network at 8pm Eastern/5pm Pacific is going to be a game changer
Ryan Ramirez
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME, FUCK YOU!!!!!
Jose Gray
>HBK in MTL
>New Jack shouting out OJ Simpson
Although you can't really beat those two, just the textbook definition of nuclear heat from a promo.
Christopher Flores
My dad is a computer
Jason Smith