Today when I got off I went by the dollar general because I have wanted to make some ranch for some popcorn shrimp I have in the freezer so I was crossing my fingers they had buttermilk and they did but it was big bottles of it and I didn't know how much it costs they didn't have price on it the lady rang it up it was 2$ which is pretty ok I already had the other stuff but I went back to the fridge because the expiration was 4/10 so I reached alway in the back it was 4/21 so I got that one instead and some gushers and then some camels now I'm going to get blackout drunk and eat nothing until I make wrestlemania enchiladas Sunday
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