Battlebots Episode 12 Gamethread: Late edition

Minotaur's first matches were absolutely pathetic

MAN, BRONCO'S GONNA GET ITS ASS KICKED AND I AM SAD

>love HUGE
>but also love Bronco

I want HUGE to win, but I don't want Bronco to lose.

I am scared that Bronco won't make it to the top 16

Missed the first bout, who fought? Who won? Any highlights?

Oh hey, the thread's up. Yay!
Probably won't have that many people here tonight due to it being late though. Sorry OP. :(

Minotaur vs. Shatter.
Minotaur won after Shatter was unable to self right.

a bot will hit the ceiling tonight, screencap this

Minotaur fought SHATTER. Shatter held up for a bit with its armor. Minotaur worked prorply and knocked SHATTER into the air and on its back. Winner by knockout

Nothing we can do about it now. We will still be here next week.

I just hope Bronco's wedge doesn't split in half again due to poor welds.

Ah, thanks /battlebro/

Maybe they used good titanium this time

Two Sons and a Daughter of Whyachi

>Kraken kids flossing

Ok, now I know who I'm rooting for.

>PoOr TiTaNiUm

I hope Whyachi wrecks these flossing fucks

>ebin fortnite dance
Kraken must die.

Kraken winning would be an absolute upset.

Im going SOW

Huge fucking sucks. How that thing ever wins is beyond me

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Ahh, Good old SOW

GET DABBED ON MEMEBOT

You can't hit it and it has a solid weapon. I do think the producers give it fights it has an advantage over

Yes, how dare these children have fun.

Original battlebro who made battlebots threads. It is great to see this grow on Yea Forums. Gonna put it on in 5 mins I watch with a delay

It's basically Gabriel 2, but with actually useful weapon.

Im Going Railgun.

I just liked their costumes

I wish someone would teach me how to tie a tie.

Basically. But Gabriel 2 has more solid wheels than HUGE which meant they couldn't have had a stronger weapon

Sorry. I assumed you were making fun of them. My bad.

You can google this shit, simpai

Really selling the Gimmick

I'll take the chinks

youtube.com/watch?v=xAg7z6u4NE8

I love when the teams go big on a theme, just standing there looking tough is kind of dull

Rooting for qt ching-chong

Drums spinners scare me.

Guess his parole officer was out of town

...unless you do it with aviators and tailored suits

Thanks user. That means a lot.

>China vs. China

We won boys.

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I can teach you how to tie a noose if you'd like

How?

Based Double Jeopardy

>railgun qt will never kill you with a whisk

wan who?

BASED PLATYPUS SAVING THE DAY

>EVERYTHING IS ON THE LINE
>both bots shoving each other in tiny circles

Why should I believe Rail Gun is a top tier bot? It only beat low tier bots so far.

I guess the announcers deserve credit for doing their best to make it exciting

PLATYPUS?

The owner/driver/creator of Shatter reminds me of NJPWs Chase Owens

That match was pathetic.

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They lost their main weapons, it can't be helped

PLATYPUS.

Its better than the shit at live events and robogames

I don't watch NJPW can you elaborate?

Some matches go that way.

They both lost their main weapons. There was nothing else they could do.

?

Sustaining hype for three minutes that have no guarantee to be interesting genuinely takes talent

The minibot is named Platypus.

>HUGE HIT THERE KENNY

Thanks

Wan has this

Platypus won them that fight and you can't convince me otherwise.

Based

That's not a defense. It was still shitty.

The Brazilian bot not named Minotaur has a lucky Platypus

How Shit is Axe Backwards?

Minotaur had a slow start in this one cause of shatters build design but my god is that weapon powerful

THE MINIBOT EXPLODED!

How fo you lose to fucking Gemini?

>unaired matches
wtf, show us everything

>Tantrum winning
Yeah right

>subzero is overheating

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We better get these fights later

How do you lose to Mad Cater?

They were probably shit. they will be uploaded to the YT channel

I feel like it was a self aware joke. Either that or the definition of cope.

>mammoth

Seriously, that is the shittiest bot.

I wonder how they decide what does and doesn't get aired. Some of those fights seemed pretty neat.

Going with cope to be honest

They must have been REALLY shit since they’ve chosen to air some boring matches

Bots that aren't hyped up or bots that don't have a chance making it to the top 16 probably aren't making airtime

They really need to do more rumbles. Those are always cool.

A fatal four way or triple thread once per week would be nice. Maybe even some tag matches

They would need a two-hour episode every single week

WE NEED A BATTLEBOTS GAME

This. Some of these bots are obviously jobberbots that can't draw.

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Original Battle/b/ro here. Tell me screencap user capped Krakens dead vertical head. That shot was kino.

sounds great

user, I...

They have that,They are already 2 hours I think they would need more episodes.

Did anyone think KINGPIN AND MAMMOTH WERE GOING TO MAKE THE TOP 16

Going with Bitch Doctor

They always do rumbles with shitty bots. They need to showcase rumbles with top bots.

Also do is a rumble with 4 of the bubble bots and the winner getts into the tournament.

Thats what she calls you. But same.

I mean
EVERY
WEEK

52 episodes per season

Remember when Witch Doctor used to be a jobber? I'm really happy for the team now that they've turned it around.

I hate that bitch from Witch Doctor. She's fucking annoying.

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They have the desperado and last chance rubles

store.steampowered.com/app/1016830/Robot_Champions/

Thanks doc

Why do you Hate Witch Doctor?

Isn't the show pretty much always on the edge of being cancelled? I don't think there's anyway they could afford 52 episodes a year.

GIGA will take itself out

God I hope the show survives after this season.

That is a fun game, however im talking about a license game with robots from the show. There was one for the PS2 and Gamcube but it was canceled when the CC show was cancelled

In my fantasy world they have an unlimited budget
Also a stronger floor

#WEWANTSEASON5

B O U N C E D

HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN WITCH DOCTOR

GIGASHITE

almost

STOP, HAMMERTIME

>i can't believe we won
>he he he

Stupid bitch.

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This
This is the owner of shatter

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>They made us use 10% of our power

We need a hammerbot operated by a guy dressed as a miner

Seems like they are working on improving the floor.
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Not sure I get your hate, buddy

This is NJPWs Chase Owens

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Huh, thanks. They do look a lot alike

We got Chase Owens and Jay White over here

nigger family a regular fixture at a chicken restaurant.

I mean it got a solid 10 15 hits.
On a delay.
That guy never explained why he hated witch doctor girl. I like her she my battlefu.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU HATE WITCH DOCTOR?

Rail Gun Max girl is cuter

The Four HorseJobbers

she turned me into a newt

And thats a bad thing? I wish they brought back seperare weight classes

#wanhoosyourdaddy

I feel like Bloodsport might win

>steampunk outfits
>disco bot
huh

>Newt
?

Nah Going BB

HOLY FUCKING BASE ROBOCHAD

There's already a team with the disco gimmick

Did Bloodsport count as an “edgelord” intro

Lisa was cuter before she went fucking emo.

I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG I WAS WRONG

Hahahahahahahaha, get fucked, Breakerbot

I’ve never seen the screws do anything useful

Gosh dang, the entire flipper came off.

BROKENBOX

KEK WHAT A BITCH. SHOULD'VE BROUGHT NIGHTMARE

Based zoomers

dissected

I guess they died

I want Texas Twister to win so bad

Wouldn’t 23 still be a millennial?

I'd watch that. Fuck I already watch Raw and Smackdown every week. This would be better

I just dont see it and I dont hear it user. I respect your opinion though

Yep. '96 is the cutoff.

Going with Whiplash

BASED TEXAS

I love whenever they show some of the stuff that goes on in the pits.

Oh yea let me try to find Jay White of Battlebots.
This is Jay White.

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I don’t understand those “battlebots raw” people who ONLY watch fights

>Jay White after wrestling doesnt work out and ten years has past and now he builds robots

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People just want to watch robots kill each other. It sucks they don't watch it legally though

Texas chick is cute

>woman driving the drone

Jesus.

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This works way to fucking well

She literally drove the bot into a wall, last time.

BRING
BACK
NETS

No

I'LL TAKE THEM BOTH, I'M HARDCORE

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Yo can I borrow one of your eyes

About to cum

Based

To what?

robots destroying each other

And beyond that is terminal stage 4 cancer.
>I want the Texas Twister Girl.

WE GOT 13 POSTERS BOYS

Fair

Drones are so fucking useless

Nice.

Texas BTFO

y-yeehaw?

YOU GUYS READY FOR BRONCO TO LOSE AGAIN?

TEXAS BTFO!

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Something seems off about that whiplash guy

he’s the bully from MCU spiderman

what do you mean?

Texas weapons is shit

BAD TITANIUM
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>still no Bronco vs. Hydra match

Seriously, why the fuck not?

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They are saving it

could a walker type droid compete?

HUGE is big.

I miss Mammoth

He looks odd, I wouldn't say autistic, but he seems soulless

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WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON

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bronco don't fucking choke

Outdated

I want to see HUGE win just to see Bronco cope

What for? Next season? Bronco probably won't even make the tournament.

Didn't do so well.

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THERE GONNA LOSE, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Bronco's 3rd or 4th fight

I hope Huge gets rekt, what a fucking simp.

They were powerful as shit though.

Why do you dislike HUGE? :(

We need Huge vs Mammoth

I kinda get it

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the leader acts like he's the shit, he needs a piece of humble pie

He seemed quite humble in the promo package.

Thats quantum

MAN, BRONCO'S GONNA GET ITS ASS KICKED AND I AM SAD

>even the announcers invade the pit and say “dude you’re about to lose again lmao”
rude

What the fuck is on Bronco?

That's that asshole Ray from Tombstone or that idiot from End Game.

The "Unicorn Horn"

An extra-long robocock to fuck HUGE with

Titanium, most likely of the bad quality

Oh, its you again

Banana for scale.

Because my mom doesn’t charge me rent, Faruq

MOIST PONY

NEETS BTFO

wtf I hate faruq now

How far behind are you?

BUCKED

Fucking Bronco had to get a pity fight to even stand a chance

THEY STILL LOST

Huge for the win

Pretty sure HUGE has this one.
Let's see what the judges think.

poor Bronco

I AM FUCKING SAD NOW

Bronco has been a bigger disappointment than Minotaur
What happened to all the OG bots?

>Bronco goes 0-3

Who the fuck could predict this?

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bronco....

BRONCO YA SIMP

I would plow that HUGE bitch, just saying

>bronco

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BRONCOFAGS ON A SUICIDE WATCH

They are having a witch doctor season, they will be back better next season. Also they showed up late

Bronco didn’t control shit until Huge landed on it by accident lol

honestly thought HUGE was a dumb memebot the first time I saw it, but it always seems pretty solid in fights from what I've seen

I miss Nightmare

BAD TITANIUM
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I don't think I saw a single fan bracket that predicted this.

HOW WAS BRONCO SUPPOSED TO BEAT HUGE?

they all got their titanium from the same supplier

Me too. Now, only one of my favorite bots is in; unless, Sawblaze is in.

This was a really good episode.
Glad to see the thread so active.

It sucks being a bronco fan

WE ALMOST HIT THE BUMP LIMIT BOYS. AD THIS THREAD WAS LATE

Goodnight everyone!
Thanks for making the thread OP.

If Bronco was faster and had a better driver, it could've won with aggression and control alone.

WE WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. SEE YOU SOON

Good show, see you next week, /battlebros/

Flip him into the corner. That's more of a compliment to HUGE. It's designed to be hard to defeat. Last year it looked impossible to beat until it broke in two against...I forget.

Icewave, its beautiful to watch. Had Icewave not done that. Huge could've won the whole thing

HUGE is a stupid name, a bot named SMALL would be laughed at

Being HUGE is better than being SMALL

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The master of flips

[slow heavy metal music plays]

>Icewave

That's it. That was fucking awesome.

>those bot designs

We've come a long way baby.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mwLSKhh7B1s
youtube.com/watch?v=mslx8NPuNSY
youtube.com/watch?v=oBkEMZg1iqQ
The fact we never got Icewave vs Tombstone still pisses me off

I mean, these are the same basic designs as Bloodsport and Breakerbox. I get what you mean though

I can hear it. That's sexy

Hey it's this retard again.

WE HAVE MORE POST THAN THE IMPACT THREAD

SEETHING

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Cringe

KWAB

Basado