Last year I was at all in. There was a dude in our section that did not wear deodorant. It smelled like rotten ground hamburger meat mixed with horseradish.
And then we know of the guy pooping his pants at double or nothing.
Please, I beg you, don’t do this. Please shower and wear deodorant. If you feel like you might poop, please hit the restroom. For the rest of us, we payed good money to not have to deal with deathly BO and pooped pants.
Go back.
>aewtists shit themselves
storyline of the year brother
will these fat burgers finally go over virginity and bad smell ?
AEW fans are fucking disgusting cunts, they all look like virgin freaks
That's all the autistic edrones. I see them all the time. My local indy will run a show and everyone will look normal besides a few weirdos. Then they book a former wwe guy or the young bucks and the place is overrun by obese people. I never see obese people unless there's a wwe show on in the city or a former wwe guy booked at an indy show. I have no idea where they come from.
hard cope
>payed
Only thing I cope with is the smell of fat autists when a wwe wrestler comes to town.
everyone knows AEWtists are E-dornes and they are disgusting fatasses
>i-i-it's the e-e-edrones
>*aewtists literally shit themselves*
>And then we know of the guy pooping his pants at double or nothing.
is this a gag? please tell me this didn't happen
>amerisharts
This is such a cheap pop. Those predictable dorks make this thread before every high profile indy show now for epin karma
>Ive been to numerous wwe events.
>Never had to deal with terrible smells.
It feels good to watch WWE and NJPW
If you don't know that the AEW audience are primarily edrones then you're retarded.
>tfw only have about 1/10 a normal person's sense of smell due to a sinus condition
how's it feel to smell disgusting shit all day non-noseblind smellfaggots
Friendly reminder that there was an user here who went to an ROH show during Mania 33 weekend and one fatass actually broke his chair because he was that obese.
This.
Most of the smells in life are beautiful though. Sorry noselet.
Brapless fool
>Main event of Adam Page VS Chris Jericho, both make their entrances
>Everything is silent as the two lock up for the first time
>Someone in the front row shits himself so hard that the people behind him have to put on their autism earmuffs
>Jericho's mind control runs out at that moment and he realizes where he is and leaves the match, never to return
>Omega comes out to talk about acceptance of that fan's bowel movements and how the real winners are the fans, BOING
>Show ends, Meltzer still gives the match 6 stars
the weak should fear the strong
CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLELLLELELELLELEL
I hope it's worse, I hope WWE plants poopers in every section
>WWE-paid tactical poopers
>Omega comes out to talk about acceptance of that fan's bowel movements
kek
Strategic literal shitters that piss and shit their pants at crucial moments at AEW events s something I can imagine WWE stooping to. IMAGINE THE SMELL.
how much would you charge to shit yourself and stew in it for the rest of the show, floor seats plus $500?
Hello newfag. Everyone here also browses reddit.
Story on the guy who shit himself?
With cancel culture, your life as an employed person is completely ruined, and everybody will know you as "tactical shitter" guy, so you're socially finished, too. I don't know if any amount of money is worth it for me to be a tactical shitter. But there is a price that WWE could get this going for, and I think its a pretty damn low one.
It's not real. Some redditor said a guy shit himself at a show. The end. Probably the same redditor that made this thread.
Blahahahhahahaa!!!!
I've seen the fucking unwashed miscreants that go to AEW shows. Y'all gotta agree, most memes or stereotypes have truth to them. Ya gotta admit that! If you're an AEW fan most likely, you're fat, ugly, and can't get laid. If I'm wrong, post an AEW fan that's good looking.
We're waiting...
brother, you're not looking long term. Tactical Shitter is a career, not a job. Think about all the situations in life when someoen could use a tactical shitter against their enemies or as a sign of protest? It's beautiful man, it's fuckin' freedom, man.
Which would smell worse: an indie wrestling show or a porn convention?
my weekly shower day is on sunday and i wont change that. its aew's problem for putting the shows on saturday.
Speak for yourself, faggot.
Would someone like me with no sense of smell survive or just fit in at an AEW show
there was a photo
based. as a deviated septum bro i know this feel.
post it
You'll only fit in if you don't have a sense of taste
Audibly keked
Didn't Bix shit his pants before passing out at a wrestling show?
>implying they aren't the same people
Smash players.
Reddit spy reporting. It looks like some are taking this personally.
Lol is that when he called the cops because he was too fat and sweaty to stand the heat at an Indy show?
Fire Marshal, actually.
Why are americans like this?
indie wrestling
SSBM tournament
>WWMEME literally plants sleeper agents at AEDoubledrone shows to shit their pants and ruin the show for those faggots
Based, fuck the grumpy wumpy tranny dronies.
No, fuck this dude.
I went to a local show a few months back and saw this dude in my section. This dude chose to shit himself in his seat rather than walk to the bathroom. The promoter had to speak to him and told him he's gotta bring spare underwear and shorts or he's not allowed back.
Guess who hasn't shown up since?
>projecting
Go back
Went to the Sydney NJPW show last year everyone was not overweight and the line smelt fresh
That's funny but it didn't happen
Bix shit himself too.
SHART
IN
MART
fucking degenerate amerimutts
>website full of autistic pants-shitters being advised to try not to shit their pants
it's a doggy dog world
He's from California. If you Europoors get to distance yourself from the UK whenever it bans a new eating utensil we get to distance ourselves from the liberal containment state.
>be American
>get shot
>play on baby no guns mode
>get acid on your face anyhow
Fucking casuals
dashawn does amazing food reviews all of fast food or deserts
Seems fair to me
If they don't have baby wipes zoomers don't wipe.
>my local indies everyone will look normal
In comparison to yourself?
holy fucking go back right now
No sweaty. You gonna cry, seethe or vibrate?
How come it's only wrestling events that 'get stale?'
...
I've been to many huge concerts and never once I have noticed any horrible smells
wrestling fans are disgusting
...
>Obese incel body odor
>Feminists freebleeding all over themselves
>Tranny corpses decaying
I don't even wanna imagine the smell
Lol.