Amo bishop roden

youtube.com/watch?v=fcOl2VuIrgA

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they're talkin about you mank but you're still the same

i promised myself i wouldn't cry this thread.

Underrated and meme pilled

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

mank the timeless wonder

read this post: and then look at the monkey pic in the op

stupid monkey

he aint even lookin at no nuthin

I understand randomness, and I truly believe that it doesn't exist. I don't think that there is anything random in the entire universe. Even subatomic particles that "randomly" decay are simply determined. Every single thing is determined, and if you aren't controlling it, someone or something else is. That's why I think that people who play perfectly should win perfectly, because if they were playing correctly, they would simply determine the correct cards to play every time. Very few people can maintain constant perfection, but sometimes you can determine the perfect draw for a combo, such as when I determine that I'll get a Quartermaster right after playing Muster for Battle, or when I determine that I'll draw Flame Leviathan against aggro. It's not random chance. I made that card appear. I'm just not good enough to do it all the time, for every card.

Flame Leviathan sounds pretty cool

bitch

overrated and bluepilled

like what does this even mean

"This" ?

the monkey meme

Oh, the meaning of the monkey meme...
We could be here all night if you really wanted to get into that

oh no

brb

the "Introducing" Soda the monkey meme is the best meme. it's funny because it doesn't even make le sense* and just keeps getting le posted, which in fact makes it a meme and therefore funny in true spirit of [s4s].

*gippo dudee will argue that it does in fact make le sense, even tho even le original monkeyposter agrees that it does not make le sense

'should make a new mem'.... call it... le boeuf.

chimps ahoy

post what youre listening to rn

hm ye aight youtu.be/VfEslzl8vqE

monkeybunkport

Kennemunkport.

youtube.com/watch?v=cR_ep97mwdk

"chimps ahoy" official cookie of the NMA

hey stupid

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monkey r. murrow

James S. Shit

correlated

Corrugated

when the monkey thread is up and ongoing but i simply don't realize it

it's good, if anyone's going to post it it should be with a different image and text, as we all know mankposting is dead and nobody should even be posting monkey threads

hey stupid monkey

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what the fuck you lookin at now stupid monkey

uh mank abuse is just a meme haha i would not hit mank if i met him. nope definitely would not haha.............................................

Don't worry, mank exists to be abused. God told him so.

two same numbers!
two same numbers!

cam the fack buauauauaoaoaoauche

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god i wish that were me

MANK would like to access your contacts

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you're the MANK now dog

Dog, you'll be a mank soon

bubs

the monky my friend is blowing in the wind
the monky is blowing in the wind

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deranged didgeridoo

VIBERT VIBERT VIBERT VIBERT VIBERT VIBERT VIBERT

that's it i'm moving to gondwana

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i ship joseph lister x louis pasteur
wew finally got it off me chest

i respect that

VIBERT VIBERT VIBERT

surveying my kingdom

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getting likes is fun

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IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

any updates on ego death experiment?

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How could there be updates, it's ego death. That's the end of the line. No more updates from the ego. Only moving through space and time like a spectre.

monkey knows way too much

nah there's definitely gonna be updates.

hey screw u

april first 3.1 patch update was april fool jokes,,,,,,,, got u,,,,, got u all . . . . may 1st true paradigm 3.2 crack patch registered [R2R][dada]

sAAAAAAAge

september 1st ego revival seance you don't want to miss it!

get your tickets now!

Only forty two dollars for tickets at the box office, selling fast, don't miss out!!!!!!!

le beouf. stup'd mankoid

Make it into a le memay!!

...in places MANK wont walk

You are the first to comment

>Afterwards, you were heard to remark that it felt like being inside a rainbow
f×ckin LOVE that... "you were heard to remark" . . .
as if a psychedelic odyssey were being recounted to me after the fact
by some sort of alien intelligence
fuckin so good
that was FIVE years ago
want the book need the book write the goddamn book

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>want the book need the book write the goddamn book
but everything i do is TERRIBLE
look this is one sentence from that book:
>Although when I say, "relatively," I'm probably referring to some astronomically huge span of time.

sloden

(OP)
sloden

Your fortune: Good Luck

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I like this picture

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fuck windsor

You mean Princess Elizabeth of Europe?

APHEFEX TWINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z7jr_uFNvVg

youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZGIrNf71Q

Post best monkey me need big collection

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listen here bub, i'm ass. you don't think i ass, but i AM ass. you fucking get it? you fucking get it now you motherfuck?

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good
good
bad
bad

I'm-a poopin' freshly

Monster Energy Drinks

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gwAahaAA A A A A aa a A A NNaoaoaogueh mraoaooaoughe l Oo Oo o Oo O l aaA Aa hhahh8h8h8eh8he !Hehehhe

tender tendrils

i knoaoAOAOOAOAOw rAOAoaughe

shut uuuuUUUUUUUUUPuh

i never understood what raaoaoouughe was supposed to mean

primal scream nothin more shut UuAuAUUAoughpe im facking bAoAoAoAoAred rAoughe ramfrAoAoAughe

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

ok cool that's what i thought but often the word before it means something. you know i just didn't want to miss something i'm very thorough when i read the thread.

lOoOoooOool ...... eyah. . . .. yeah its funny cause i was like okay he definitely knows what's goin on with the "know" part but i wonder if he thinks theres somethin goin on after that,,,,,,,no joke actually thought this,,,,,, not in so many words but in a split - instant of thought , type thing , dont wanna read this? dont read it then! dont care! fuck, FAAOAOAOCUHE MRAORUGHE ~smashe macc brand key board ~

i'm thinking about getting rid of my old microsoft brand keyboard and get a mechanical one because apparently those should be nice.

i dont know how to use a non-mechanical keyboard. it just feels completely weird and wrong

if they just made keyboards so that they were easy to clean in between all the button you could probably use the keyboard you got as a kid until you were 80 years old.

turn inta thangs , , , magical intangible & oh my how fresh we would be if we took our dreams , , , ~g'gm~ seriously cuz i-i-i-i-i
youtube.com/watch?v=_RBjMrRXTxI

[fortune hidden="
weather warmening loins loosening sinews limbering lymph nodes draining third eye opening ! ~stretsch~ inspiring smells of spring bringing to mind a ethos of a life not lived , conjuring momentary sparks of cinematic scenes , & a strong desire to make them reality thru one medium or another. i look at my friends & wonder if they ever get this. really examining the way their faces are shaped & the things that occupy their minds , so utterly engulfed & pre - occupied with food & drug & girl & politick & retail - produckt , wondering if they ever instead feel a ambition to examine visions & possibilitys that transcend base desires of pre - packaged half - off steam - sale adventure. i occasionally conclude that they do not, or if they do, rarely, & that this mystical urge is neutered , substituted with medi - eval country - side computer - game , sponsored nostalgia of quasi - ironic plastic figurine plushie , desk - top wall - paper, or vintage graphic tee - shirt heralding satanic sigils veiled as in - game brand logos , serving to counter - signal their irrelevant role in false cultural prominence , ad infinitum . it appears to satiate them so wholly that the notion of from - scratch creation is off - the - table , never to be considered , aside from half - baked hare - brain mentions of pod - casting ( see: talking about nothing but recording it this time )
& so i weep , , , for them - them - them. not me. never me.
"]
SOUP NUTS
[/fortune]

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like , , , this 1fren , , , , got this new lap - top , & im on it , rite , & theres this NOTES program rite , so i open it up , and his first note is this list of these medieval - sounding names . . . except it read like near-literal vomit:

Lanthereiant
Valeriael
Raimbaugriar

& so on

& all his devices have a retarded name like that

& im just like

you're a fuckin ...

you're an idiot my dude.

you're legitimately a fuckin idiot.

saAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

suauAuAuAUAUAoughe

notallmyfrensrelikethat notallmyfrensrelikethat kjussayin

ne1else keep a hate journal of everything yr frens ever did that annoyed you haha hell yeah .......
really helps me "WORK THRU" my frustrations
CLOWNIN onna nigga

lol!

monkey knows way too much

but for real is it really better to dream and do nothing than to not dream at all

Adolf Hurley Harare

what there are ads separating posts now is it just me being drunk or

SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

bitch what you ever did to realize to your visions??

i lol'd
no, i try to let that stuff go
tore a hole in the cosmos

BIG round of applause BIG BIG round of applause

as thunderous applause filled the auditorium

so too did his britches

343 GUILTY SPARK

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Critical Shit.

The one that turned the Forerunner's over to the Flood.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

SANTANDER SANTANDER SANTANDER

SHITMANK SHITMANK SHITMANK

There's No Business Like Propa' Rungleclotted Mashup Bizznizz

good song i listened to it

good monkey i lynched him

im facking baoOAoAoAoAOAOoAOred

yever have somethin on yr mind & yr like k once this thing is resolved i can get down 2 business but then it gets resolved & somethin else popps up & u then use THAT as an excuse to not get down to business just yet and then it just keeps happening & u realize thats life & u spent all that time not getting down 2 business cause life ? hah...... make it staooaoaoaughpe

youtube.com/watch?v=t97u9qmgwN0
renewing reorienting realigning

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Procrastination is a hell of a drug
I'm trying to procrastinate my entire life up until i die

funYYYYYYYYYYYYY++++++++++++++++++++++

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that u monkey man ?????? never got a official truce / apology / clearing air statement from u
pls clear air

& now

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or dont. 'ever. 'cares.

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'member those souvenir chests that had one-a these jumpoffs on the top ? picc1up on tha boardwalk ? hot summa day ? funnel cakes ? egg creamz ? i member i left mine in a hot car during that trip & it peeled & cracked & i was up - set about it

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i have decided i must know what windsor is up to. windsor how are you feeling? what is going on? i hope he did not venture too far down that road of degeneracy taking lipp - stiqq piccs for shaved head brown schizo lbg-goen mane . . . u over that yet windsor? hope you got over that. we all have phases. i understand & forgive you for straying from the path. its interesting that you undergo existential crises as the weather warms up, i am the opposite way... must be different down there where it's always HOT & HUMID & then it just gets UNBEARABLY HOT & HUMID & its sorta like what is life even. so i can see that. please earnest good-faith update , i wonder about u from time 2 time.

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windsor i have decided that i must know what you are up to nowadays. i await your good tidings.

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yeah sure monkey man is elusive & hard to pin down but at least his presence is constant. you on the other hand windsor , fade into obscurity far too often , leaving me curious as to the goings - on in your neck - of - the - woods. standing by for your reply . . .

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What did I do? I apologize for whatever it was.
nah but remember these things
my presence is nothing but a burden

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desperately hinging on the prospect of your reply . . .

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LOLOLOLOLOL NOT TRU ! lolololol
yeah... 'member when you could win free sh*t at taco bell by dropping a coin into one-a these types-a things? i won DISTURBINGLY often. eventually they took it down. seems like companies dont take those types-a chances nowadays . . . ~cigflicc~

was this "SPATE" of replies u ????

nah none of that was me lol
the perils of anonymity
it's like why offer free things if you don't want to give free things away?

"nah" dont fucking "nah" me i had someone "nah" me like that not more than an hour ago and he didnt mean it the way i thought he meant it thanks to my al madrigal jew blood damage persecution complex syndrome but its like dont fucking say nah if you're not being rude nah is for rude say no if you dont remember bitch theres nothing inherently more valuable about that fuckin trinket you posted than there is about the thing I I I brought up sh*thead screw u jk come back

soz brah 's'just how'eh ta'k y'knah

oh. ah. hm.
what about either of these two

yah just the first one, mad essential fam

answer the things i said to that then bitch whys it essential bitch not essential bitch whats it help with bitch chronic pain bitch? doubt it bitch explain bitch

dont fuckin disappear on me now sh*thead fuck yoOOO OO O O OO O O Ou

yeah mostly chronic pain and i usually have a lot of trouble sleeping without it
i said essential semi-facetiously
it's not like i would die without it but it really helps with day-to-day living

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another "NAH" outta u
"NAH"
"NAH PRETTY ESSENTIAL"
"PRETTY" essential
"PRETTY MUCH SORTA" essential
fuckin
HOW bitch
HOW bitch
fuck yOu
FUCK you
FUCK you

two same numbers!

ah...................
ah hm.
~jacket-straighten~
very well then.

chronic pain eh? it actually legitimately helps?
cause i took ibuprofen for a few days for an injury & it was legit MAGICAL
i know its TRASH for your insides but it LEGIT WORKED
i cannot IMAGINE that "WEED" works to that extent
mm
fascin8ing stuff

i luv miser munhi mane :O)

the 'profen is a miracle when i need it but weed has certainly produced noticeable effects in regards to diminishing pain. it's not like it kills it completely but it definitely helps.

lol kewl :O)
wat else is up :) )) ) )) ) ))
what hapent with mister ufo mane randomly texting u ?
story ::::

Oh... nothing really. We texted back and forth for a few hours and caught up a little bit, then he texted me again a few days later because he was trying to hang out, but I don't have a car and he doesn't live around here so nothing really happened. He said if I can ever get a ride up there we should hang out and that's pretty much that. I assume I'll hear from him again at some point. No idea why he felt the need to get back in touch after so long.

mmmmmmmmmm ......... interesting. . . this is mister abandonment issue mane correct ? mister mechen u walchem down stairs for pills that he did not plan on paying for mane ???

O LOL I FOUND PIC ! could not find thru google image search and original poster did not share where he found it but i did ! alternate shot from same photoshoot! #domepieced
(continue on mister monkey man sry )

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correct. he mentioned how his closest friends are all having kids so maybe he's just trying to find someone he can actually hang out with

ahhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,, yeah . . . . word . . . do u ever plan on having childeren monkey man ?????? :O)

not planning to but if the opportunity ever arises i might
not discounting it completely but i think i would be alright if died without ever having kids

.....kewl :)
u seem to enjoy answering questions, mister monkey man. as evidenced not only in our exchanges but also by the obligatory wayne coyne threads . . . would you agree with this characterization, monkey man ? :O)

Yeah, well people want what's inside my head and i really don't know how to give it to them unless they ask for something specific, so once you do i'm happy to oblige. It's like when you ask for "any" story that's basically impossible for me because without an outside reference it's really difficult to pinpoint anything specifically. This may be some form of autism, I have no idea

i gotchu . . . i can see how it would be difficult to do such a thing on command . . . dance monkey etc

i also have an instinctual aversion to doing what people tell me to do
it has caused a lot of problems

oHHHHHHHH IS THAT RIGHT ? ? ??? ?? ?
here ive been , THEORIZING that you've simply MISSED my MESSAGES , or have LEFT THE BUILDING thereby NEGLECTING my INQUIRIES , but u REALLY ARE the PRICKLY CONTRARIAN i ALWAYS THOUGHT U WERE. GOOD 2 KNO. GOO-HOO-HOOOOOD to FUCKIN kno.

eff u i wont do wat u tell me
eff u i wont do wat u tell me

I wouldn't say contrarian (although LOL for immediately trying to contradict you), it's more like I immediately think "why should I listen to you" and I'm not even sure a person exists where I would not immediately think that. Usually I can argue with myself in my head that its in my best interest to just do it, but sometimes I'm like

story of when it caused problems ::::::::

Every time someone has said to me the three words, "Get a job."

shit i used "immediately" in that post way too much
bunk this guy is a fake i call shennanigans this is just another monkey guy inposter

How's this for your next blockbuster movie
A film about the life of a female Hitler. She kills 6,000,001 jews because women do everything better than men.

fuckin L:O o O OO OO OOOAOOAOOO o Oo o Oo OOA AA A HA Hh AHHA HAHh AHA OOAOo OAOO AOao oO Oo O OOO O OL
FUNYYYYYYYYYYY +++++++++++++++++
l OOAOOA OAOo AO OAOAO l
yeah , , , , yeah i dont have that impulse as much , , , although i could see ur example being one that would PEEVE me off

LOoOOOOOOOOO oOO O OO OL
crisp, simple comedy stylings of monkey man !

so "PRESENT" tonight . . . wheres mister binbag man to back me up when i need him ? does ANY other mankgoer have a vested interest in hearing more from monkey man ? just me ????? anyway where was that lantern from why'd you post that lantern back in the day also can u believe we've been crap - posting here for five plus years ? there's only so many more of those where that came from , , , sh*t . . . d*mn . . . .

Here have more of my movie ideas, not like I'm ever going to use them
* A "switcheroo" starring The Rock and Dakota Fanning
* Hard Copy Cops: Cops that insist on only using paper to keep records
"Crime doesn't stop when the power stops"
* New Austin Powers movie where Oasis is the main villain
* Bill and Ted's Excellent Meatballs
*In One Mile... Die - movie about killer car navigation system
* Cop Hospitality Forces - CHeF
* The Virgin Larry
I'm hoping to see one of these within the year
The lantern was just like the September 1st image in the sense that I just typed words into an image search and then used whatever popped out at me. It's best to not put a lot of thought into these things
also I been wasting my time on this god damn website for 9 years now
SHIT

l OOO O OO o O Oo o o O OO O O lll l l l l in one mile dAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAie oh ya FUNNYYYYYYYYY
have those LEGIT been SITTIN around ???????
or u jus thot FUCC IT & typed em all up just now?
u fucken funny

& i get it... lantern explanation does not surprise me.... thought maybe it had some personal meaning to u. eh. 'tsall a wash

i have located a LIKELY WINDSOR POST on Yea Forums . . . . ive directed him here to answer my inquiries . . . stay chuned . . . .

I keep notes and those were all in there
Most of those were thought of with the help of friends

ahhhhhhhh ha HA ... AHA HA ~like monkey holler~
yea.... i have things like that , that ive wanted to post here , but am ultra paranoid that i will one day use them for something worthwhile , and some sly guy will make the connection to stupid space - staring monkey - face shit - show

windsor come home . . .

manky

that bunky monkey

Normally an 80 degree day would mean that it's time to turn the A/C on
Not anymore
Now we live in this reality

h'hAAAAAAAA
i thot mayby was WINDSOR?
but no ! no yes yes yall had a 80 degree day today confirmed !!!!
LOL!!!!!! LoOOoOOoL
u so funny monkey man :O)

so u just STEW at ur room8s like that? just STEWING in h8red & anger ? pls dont stew !

im so UPFRONT when my frens peeve me . . .
because their character flaws detract from the chill seshes
so i just fuckin say something cause i dont have TIME to cater to them
and so i think what peeves THEM about ME?
are they peeved and just not saying anything?
is my upfront nature MY character flaw?
eh
'tsall a wash

I'm not stewing in hatred... I'm just genuinely a little confused about the turn of events.

But you know what they say, it's like haha gotta get a ramatown jabolinst...

Secretly, I wonder when people will stop not making sense... Every day I dream of garages. Did you ever live in a place so long that you kept going back to it in your dreams? I keep going back there, and it keeps changing. Remember the time that vent got broken by a flying shoe? Why was there a vent up there... To let all the air out? Where's it goin' anyway? Maybe the refrigerator tried to escape out of it in the night. That cold night time wind. It's so much nicer than the hot day time air.
that's cool but i mean it's like pick your battles, right? not everything is worth getting all in someone's face about. some things are though and i definitely have friends that do that too haha for example: Story time!
This one guy we'll call him Terrence, he likes to get fucking drunk. He tends to black out and do some unfortunate shit whilst intoxicated, which started happening more frequently recently... So anyway this guy gets fucking wasted and I've seen it happen a bunch of times where he just says "fuck everything" seemingly out of nowhere and just starts being as antagonistic as humanly possible. For example he has taken to yelling "faggot" out loud in public lately. It has happened enough times that our friend group has had lengthy conversations with him like "dude, it's 2019" and so i can sort of understand where you need to tell you friends what's up sometimes but you know sometimes it's like i don't need to fuck around with it

haaa AAAAAAHAHAHA
LOLOLOLOL YEAH
YEAH WHEN PPL WILL STOP NOT MAKING SENSE RITE?
LIKE-- i got this married fren, & i'm havin dinner with em & his wife, and this THIRD fren lets call em JABOLINST. so we get this HALAL FOOD this 1 nite, us 4. & so we're eatin and JABOLNIST keeps commenting on how AMAZING the food is. like PROFUSELY like "omg no srsly so good" ... but the thing is that he was barely eating it. by the end of the meal he had finished hardly a quarter of the dish. and its like why fuckin profusely compliment the food? you paid for it, we didnt make it, if you have a complaint just say something truthful or dont SAY anything at ALL. & he has a HABIT of profusely complimenting shit that's not that amazing, in that same way. & so next time i saw MARRIED FREN we talked about it & i remarked that i'd given up trying to understand ppl, to which his wife chimed in "yep", & when she chimes in its always extra validating cause she doesnt always chime in. also i was writing a thing before u submitted that, that i will now submit in addition:

went on road trip w/ frens rite ??? & this 1 fren ,,,, with this mix of ppl , (perhaps alcohol intake played a part?) .. for some reason he is especially insufferable , in a way he normally isnt .. like we are in the hotel room , & im sittin up in my bed chillen watchen tv w/ them, & diff fren sez "how ya doin over there sparkz?" & im like "not bad not bad quite alrite" or somethin .... & then the INSUFFERABLE fren goes "sparkz's tired. he's sleepin." & it was that kinda shit all fucken week with this guy. interestingly enough i used to be one of the many people that used to TRASH him in middle school before he had to be REMOVED and HOMESCHOOLED because it got so bad, so maybe he's tryina get BACK at me? subconsciously? he's also like 10th percentile of attractive males i would say.... is he upset that hes ugly ???? overcompensating? spent so much of the ride back tryina wrap my head around that guy. fuckin weirdass

monkey knows far too much. far, far too much. SAAAAAAAAAAGE

but yea i hadda start legit MOCKIN the dude because he was so DEVOID of SELF-AWARENESS that i had to MOCK the guy when he started in with the shit. that's not where i get my KICKS, i dont WANNA HAFTA DO IT, but i thought it'd catalyze some much needed self reflection on his part if i MOCKED his GOOFY LAUGH or his CORNY sense of HUMOR when he had one of those SPASMS but he just did not seem to get it. corn ball bitch. i even legit SAID something to him BEFORE the trip about CURBING that sort of behavior but it CAME OUT REGARDLESS. & i dont think it was to SPITE me i think he just DOESNT understand where it comes from and cannot stop it ! fuck head !!!! (there is a tiny chance "diff fren" is reading this & if he is he probably gets it.... I MEAN RITE DUDE? it was like... ENUF ALREADY!) ... specially when you're INEBRIATED you almost "FEEL" how those character flaws change the energy for the worse & its like "wooow this is a real problem in this dudes brain & if it isnt addressed it'll just keep happening this way"

i think i remember your mister antagonistic when drunk mane . . . . . yes , , , yes i remember him very well , , , didnt u hafta PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN him at one point ????? something with a TABLE? u carve ur initials in2 his back-fat with a TABLE LEG or somethin? somethin like that . .

my my my blog not urs [except monkey man :O) his too :)))]

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGe

had to give him the people's elbow
yeah, i don't know, it's like, we live in a society

u so funny monkey man pls vocaroo now this ian-stiant

vocaroo.com/i/s1SiHaQMscdo

lOOAoAOoAOaooAOoAoAOoAOAOoAOOAoAOOAoOOOOOOOOOOOOl

tell garage vent story ::::::::

story story story story story story story

monkey must die

o garage vent . . .

Punctuating the iniquities of our time so others may right the whirling gyres of history.. something along those lines

unfurling spires
parents left us home alone for the weekend, we proceeded to invite everyone we knew over and get fucked up, one of our good friends got a little excited and threw his shoe at the side of our house at some point and it hit this plastic vent near the roof
the beginning of a long and absurd weekend which culminated with 6 people on acid at the same time, then 9/11 happened 3 days later
fucked up week

>it hit this plastic vent near the roof
and part of it broke, that's why this story exists
because he broke part of our house and we weren't supposed to be partying and we had this obvious sign that something had been going on whilst the parentals were elsewhere
someone ended up breaking the garbage disposal too by putting unpeeled shrimp in it

phlemm bengis

lo oO o OO oo o OO o O o O oO Ol!!!!!!!
THANG QQQQQQQ LO O OO O O O OL

miser munhi mane my fave
rest of board poopie garbage dookie diaper
munhi mane realist nigga in tha game :)))

sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAge

u play any video - games l8ly miser munhi ??

trick question don't answer.

doin it anyway, video game reviews
There's a PS4 here now, so:
God of War: If you've played any of the other God of Wars then you know that they basically use these games to showcase the graphical potential of the system, and this one is no exception. It started off really slow and I had trouble getting into it, but once it started rolling I enjoyed it a lot. Wasn't sure how the son following you around would factor in but it's done pretty well.
Fallout 76: Ugh. It would be awesome if Bethesda could release one completed bug-free game. It's fun and has some improvements over FO4, but there are so many glitches and crashes and bugs and shit that it makes i tnot very fun to play. There were quests that were impossible for me to finish because the game was bugged and the last step in the quest was impossible to actually finish. There's all kinds of stupid shit like that in FO76. I'm not even into the onlline aspect of it because most people either don't want to play with you or just want to kill you. I got all the way up to entering the code to launch a nuke, tried to guess what it was and then was locked out of even attempting what the code was until next week. Fuck that game.

Also played Return of the Obra Dinn and that was really good. Other than that just fucking around in Terraria again, because I am a loser

inb4 Slappy Doolittle parks his car on the lawn, AGAIN

kewl :)
thang q :)))

wat u doing now michi mane ???? :)

Mugging homeless people to pay off my drug debt

u so funny michi mane :O)

THIS!!!!
Making lunch
but lol because today i'm actually NOT smoking weed on purpose for the first time in a million years

l.o.l.
why michi mane ????? :o)

michi mane.... yes that is what they used to call me isn't it?

They used to call me a lot of things, none of them flattering
Because even though I'm fundamentally opposed to getting a job, I need to find one soon or things are gonna get iffy. It's just so I pass a drug test if it comes up. And I'm broke and out of weed atm anyway so seems like good timing

Flatterization

Flat Earth realization

ERLKONIG ERLKONIG ERLKONIG ERLKONIG

DaBlackSmokeMonster

Fur Elise rendition

Hmm. I should really get back to watching Lost. I only got halfway through the first season.

yeh, heh. heh heh. yeh. watched it allaway thru a few years ago as a reluctant member of netflix couple. 'salrite. anticlimactic. had no clue what was goin on for a good long while. convoluted. drawn out. boo hss

basicly? sAAAAAAAAge

It seemed pretty obvious from those first few episodes that the show was never going to make sense. I'm pretty sure it was called "Lost" because that's what the audience was in regards to the show. I liked it though, it's well made and interesting. I would never expect it to conclude or make sense at any point, and I'm also fully aware of the ending and all that shit anyway.

two same numbers!

that u monke yman ???????

ahhh, ah,.. yeh. yeh "lost" obviouse joke ... hm . yeh . story sure chex out alrite

No sir, my dubs checking method is typically
>00
>Dubs
Nice
or just "dubs, nice" or just throw the word dubs into the post somewhere
Obvious but noteworthy

ye

ha

heh

gotchu

dubs, nice

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

what colour is a banana
a. yellow
b. razzmatazz
c. malachite
d. cinnamon satin

e. Faaahf

bzzztYOU'RE OUTTA TIIIIME

protip: I have all of the time, I never run out of it

question 2
how long does it take 2 beat a moron to death BZZZZZZZZZZZZT sorry times up ur dead

It really depends on your strength and the moron's resilience. I would say it could range anywhere from one minute to several days

good answer
question 3 no wrong answers whats ur favourite time o day :-)

domepiece me once shame on you . . . .

right now

how can we manek monek a internationa sensation ???? has gone unrecongized for far too long

3AM
I don't think it really has mass appeal

fuck you it could fuck you it could if memed in the right way it fucking could fuck you

youtube.com/watch?v=hFk5k3HG3MA
OHHHHHHHHHHH
OH NO 'E DIDNT!
OH YES 'E DIIIID!

Nah.

paper in one hand cup o joe in the over feets up "do not disturb" written on socks

that you monkey man ? nah fuck you
not monkey man
he wouldnt put down my idea like that

& actually yes 100% literally anything every stupid little image if memed in right way could gain traction it is just that the chances of someone memeing it the right way are far slimmer than something with more meme potential, get shitcanned, closed minded foolish imposter

style byterrrrrrrr quit bitin ma schtao schtao biter bitch

foolhardy imposter spiteposter bitch scouring thread for details of things i do not like and attempting to use them against me trick as old as time

I thought it would be funny to simply reply with "Nah" after your lengthy tirade about your perceived annoyance with that word.
It could work, I wouldn't discount anything
Stupid inposters

gotcha btich fucky OOOOOOOOu

'oo tha 'elliz u
'oldin up tha innoce-eh

my "PERCEIVED" annoyance .....
'sn*gga sed my "PERCEIVED ANNOYANCE"
fuckin lOOO OO O O O OO O O OOO O OOl
'tween that and the BOOK SNIPPET u declassified im startina feel a lil bit DISILLUSIONED with u !!!!!! buddy ! buddy ol pal !

story

voxxy

somethin

pls

How do I get illusioned

LoOoOO oOo O Oo O OoL! FUNYYYYY!
i gues not every line in a big ol book's gna be a winna sometimes ya gna get a stinka

just like CMON tho like--- AHA--- FINISH the fuckin thing my man
FUCKING finish
finAAAAAAAAAAoughshe

Not with that kind of attitude

did i... did i ever have the idea of piecemealing your previous posts into a singular story of some sort ?????? or just compiling them ? hm. i must satisfy this urge. thats it. THATS IT. im piecemealing ur sh*t b*tch :)))))) gna write that book for ya :))) since ur takin ur sweet time :))) #domepiece

wh------- what sry ...... what no sry
i just meant when ur weaving a narrative some lines will not be perpendicularly spectacular . . . thats all ... monkey man :o)
& then the second part is just me being HYPE :)
mocher mane :O)

It would be a different book, but i heartily encourage that you do this

Who said it was a narrative

#domepiece #piecemeal

oh yeah? and then what? SHARE it with U? so U can benefit?? from MY hard work ????? yea you want me to do this so YOU can see it, aint that rite? yeah. psh. no such luck! self publish bitch!!! ~jangley key~ amazon here i come !!!!!!

well the example u gave of a line that u thought was not-that-great was verry narrative-ish was it not ? am i using narrative wrong? im pussing out im pussing out

i self publish , ,,,,, monkey man finds the work through some creative google searching ,,, sues me ,,,,, we finally meet face2face in court :))) win win double domepiece :o)

Chimps Go Outdoors for the First Time!

>MY hard work
It's my work though, you'd just be compiling it
one could call it narrative-ish, but you also have no context for that sentence
bitch i am staying as far away from courts as I possibly can until the day I die feel free to do whatever you want I will never pursue legal actions

gosh just joke gosh u seem real PRICKLY specially bout the idea that its a narrative k not a narrative sheesh gosh

Relax

no YOU
no YOU
no FUCKING you
no YOU how bout

member South Dakota Farmer's Association Presents The Turling Willinger Factory's Grand Assemblage Partorium, In a Decade or Less, Part 3: The Humble Baggage of an Irishman ???????????
funny ass mother fucker fucking love you dogg

i want to dominate sagebf sexually

calm down
Memories

why would YOU insist that I , ME ME ME , adjust my bejavior ????
knowing how much U hate to be given directions ????? eh ???
HYPOCRIIIIIIITE
HYPOCRIII I I II I I ITE
prickly fuck
'rnt u ever EXCITABLE eh?
so EVEN-KEELED all the time
prozac takin ass nigga

w-woa...... woa lol dang . . .. .

(SeXy SeRvEr WuN) 8==D _NO RULES_

sage?

sagebf
i luv u so
i wanna throw u from the roof

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>prozac takin ass nigga
Shoo, man that stuff. They put me on that when I was 14. I forced myself to stop taking it because it makes all experiences feel exactly the same and i felt like that was dangerous.
Trump is the world's Soda monkey right now

lO OO O OO O OO O OO l ll lL L
hm
interesting
fascianting
(reverse order of reaction)

are u a regular contributor to the rest of the boar ????????d ??? monkey man ? ? ?

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Quite so, although obviously I tend to ignore certain things

why even deal with it tho ??? it is a cess pool . . . certainly there are other boards that tickle your fancy moreso ?? is s4s your home board still ? would u say ? why interact with these folk ? does it ever yield anything interesting ????

He disliked nearly all monkeys, and especially the young and pretty ones. It was always the monkeys, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the spice sack, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers−out of unorthodoxy.

I have troube finding anything in common with a handful of the people that currently occupy this board, but there's still some fun to be had here. You can still impersonate namefriends and have stupid conversations with people. And you can still post seemingly insane shit all day and not get banned. It's definitely still my favorite board, although in the last couple years I have found myself spending more time on other boards. It has gotten to the point where I'll just go to Yea Forums sometimes because at least there I won't be assaulted by "LE LE NICE BOARD" garbage just for voicing an opinion. /wg/ is probably my favorite board now but it's not like I need to check it every day, and I don't really see that board as a place to interact with people the way I do here.

yea tru... yea ... heh heh yea u like wg dontcha.. yep. . . . .. all me :))))) [not actually me just my word that i popualrized ]]]]]]]

'ever. 'cares. all a wash. i dont actually care...... i dont cAAAAAAre its not a point of prIIIIIIIIde its just a factOOOOOOid so whAAAAAt sAAAAAAAAAAge

it's a great resource for wallpapers, i've got a nice collection going
real classy shit

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yeh. yeah. really is. i tried to tell a friend that this was the case but he insists on some clunky wall paper website that he decided was the best years ago and has never bothered to broaden his horizons on the matter .... fuckin guy............... could complain about that dude for a good long while ..... as u know . . , ,

God, what a stupid asshole.
Let me complain about the fact that all day yesterday apparently A/C was not an option and it was like 80 degrees, now it's less hot outside and it's FREEZING in here, fuck a/c i totally got used to the heat now i'm fucking cooooooooooooold brb gotta put on some socks

shit i never put those socks on brb

didn't really help too much

llo Oo O oo Oo OOo l
personally i could SWEAT IT OUT all damn day.
never hot enough for me . . .
now COLD gets me PEEVED real easy

we tortured some folks

I'm a big guy for you so I'm always on the verge of sweating profusely. But this.. This is too cold. TOO DAMN COOOOOOOOOOLD MY HAAAANDS ARE ICICLE POPS

tawlk 2 meh

loOo oO oo oO oOo Ol :O)
get a ROBE
walkin roun tha kitchen in a ROBE
total SCUZZBUCKET status

loOooOol u soOoOooO strange "JEV"

*squishes u*
*plays with ur face*
*kisses you wile holding ur face hard so u cant move*
i love u

A robe seems like a luxury item

>what you eat don't make me shit
BUT WHAT IF IT DID JIGGA MAN????!??!

Drop me off the Chinese wall

Reminds me of my ex
She once told me she was going to burrow into my heart
Love can be scary sometimes

She used to press against me so hard sometimes that it would hurt. It was like she was trying to physically integrate her body into mine.

Monkey knows too much. How did he acquire all of this data.

Fucking magnets, how do they work

Around the time that Miracles had first become a meme, I was talking with a friend and they were telling me about something stupid that someone they knew had said, and I agreed that it was stupid and compared it to someone asking how magnets worked. My friend started laughing because he thought I was making a reference to the ICP song, but at that time I had no idea the video existed and I just thought it would be ridiculous for someone to ask how magnets worked.