I masturbated without porn :^)

it is funny
dubs

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because

Dubz check’d

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oh haha i get it (like pp)

Pp is more of a play on words, a pun.

Innuendo is a suggestion.

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no u

How To Masturbate Without Porn: A Five Step Guide

Step One:
Be horny.
Step Two:
Lay down flat on your back in an enclosed, quiet space. Make sure there will be absolutely no distractions.
Step Three:
Think of someone you want to copulate with, but cannot. Examples: Hot cousins, friends' girlfriends, video game characters, your own mother, etc. Take a second to really picture them in your mind - if you can look up a picture, it will help. Hear their voice, and think of how they talk.
Step Four:
Imagine having sex with them. Start with a plausible scenario; for example: You're hanging out, having a few drinks, watching a movie. You're laughing and joking around, generally having a good time. As you both get drunker things start to get a bit flirty - your hand brushes against theirs, and there's a moment of tension. (More detail is better - really try to imagine something believable). Suddenly, she leans in and kisses you. So on and so forth.
Step Five:
If the norm isn't working for you, get really depraved with it! Maybe you kidnapped her one day, drove her out to an abandoned factory, tied her up, injected her with a near-lethal dose of MDMA and meth then had her get fucked by dogs until she liked it! No one will ever know what sort of sick shit you get off to in your own mind - that's the freedom of it. With a little practice, you play a video in your head of highly specific scenarios that even the internet could not provide you. The world is your oyster, friend.

Good luck, and happy imagining!

That's hot

thanks i allready knew this

Okay but what if I don't know how to do step four because of external reasons?

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Just model it off of what you've seen in anime or movies.

step four is not needed

i did all those steps except 5
but i didn’t imagine such an elopement of my green flower :^)

Okay, hopefully no one tries to interfere with step four...

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i am on the Mad Max: Fury Road to nice
i cannot have such saucy thoughts in my thoughts >:^|

I appreciate youre comment, but i meant the suggestion was "pp" :-)

I masturbated without lubricant

two same numbers!

That would be a pun.

As in "pp" for pee-pee. alternatively, penis as in what the kids call their genitalia.

Innuendo is something like a figurative suggestion, such as "long, thick rod." Or "savory-sweet stick." Or "mechanical pumping," these things are sexual innuendo. They "mean" something else. Something erotic. A pun is a word which is duplicitous. It can mean two things. Such as "pp" for pee-pee, which is urinating, or penis, or "personal points," or "player-points," in Street-Fighter IV.

"pp" is a pun. "It's hard," is innuendo. They're both figurative. One relies on idiom, the other relies on metaphor.

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I was just using "pp" as a synonym for "penis". What I was originally trying to say in my post was something like, "I understand. 'It's hard,' as in 'the situation is difficult' but also like a penis would be sometimes..". Not that it was or wasn't a pun/innuendo. Sorry for the confusion.

Oh that makes sense.

It was my fault fault anyway, I was being way too textbook.

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it sleeps on a bed and then it goes to sleep on a plaza
it believes it gets it women
it believes the leon was born fully adult on the street of occupied texas

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hey

thanks for all your hard work